ii a mly and Weak Versus Md m Strong Water cant rise above Its level Nor can a community rise above the level of its citizenship If the citizens are lukewarm limp and lazy the town will be wishy washy wabbly and weak If the citizens have VERTEBRA VIM AND VIGOR the town will bs substantial solid and strong Lets all brace up and make this town of ours a place of energy ambi tion and enterprise Jus Keep On Keepln On If the day looks kinder gloomy An your chances kinder slim If the situations puzzin And the prospect awful grim An perplexities keep pressin Till all hope is nearly gone Jus bristle up and grit your teeth An keep on keepin on Fumin never wins a fight And frettin never pays There aint no good in broodin in These pessimistic ways Smile just kinder cheerfully When hope is nearly gone An bristle up and grit your teeth An keep on keepin on There aint no use in growlin And grumblin all the time When musics ringin everywhere An everythings a rhyme Just keep smilin cheerfully If hope is nearly cone An bristle up and grit your teeth An keep on keepin on New Orleans Democrat The Idol Business How many young beings are sacrificed to the idol business Parents send their boys and girls unseasoned un developed from the school room to the desk the country the type machine to work all day often by artificial light their only recreation an occasional -evening in a closed theater instead of an afternoon under the skies and green trees All to make money And when the money is made too often the man is unmade as God created him Health is gone or else the soul is shriveled the imagination crippled the zest of life has vanished Often it is necessity that goads the young man to premature slavery but often again it is ambition or greed on the part of the parents or the idea that their chief duty to the boy is to inure him early to the yoke and keep him under it steadily that he may become a man of business when he falls in the harness it is piously considered to be the doing of a mysterious providence to whose will one must be resigned Mary E Bryan in Uncle Remus Magazine If Your Tastes Are too fine for letter press printing if they demand engraving and steel die em bossing come and get our figures on such work Dont send away or give your order to some traveling shark that is dont do it before you have seen our samples of such work at gotten our figures Colds that hang on weaken the con stitution and develop into consumption Foleyp Honey and Tar cures persistent coughs that refuse to yield to other treatment Do not experiment with untried remedies as delay may result in your cold settling on your lungs A McMillen Druggist Bound duplicate receipt books thret receipts to the page for sale at Th Tkibune office Your complexion as well as your temper is rendered miserable by a disordered liver By taking Chamber lams Stomach and Liver Tablets you can improve Both They cleanse and in vigorate the stomach and improve the digestion MN HONOROF gflHflMftaAW wq wk ijw 1 I II Mil I I Ma I i l IMI M THOMAS PAINES OLD HOME forthcoming commemoration THE the centenary of the death of Thomas Paine revives Inter est in the career and services of that picturesque figure of the Rev olutionary era It was In the city of New York on June 8 1S09 that the noted statesman and philosopher met his end lie had survived by many years the success of the movement for political liberty which he did so much to promote but he did not live long enough to see the age of religious lib erty which now reigns in this and many other lands He offended many of his best friends in his later years by his unnecessarily offensive and an tagonistic way of stating his Ideas on religious and philosophical subjects and created for himself a reputation In this respect which for a time served to efface to some extent the memory of the deeds of valor and self sacri fice which stand to his credit as a patriot and a worker for the cause of American Independence Ilis ideas would not be considered so radical as to subject him to ostracism in our own day and his country Is coming to rec ognize that his memory is entitled to respect and veneration This is shown in the fact that a Btatue of him now stands in Independ ence hall Philadelphia and that his old home at New Rochelle has been removed to a park by the Husuenot Association of New Rochelle and is to be preserved as a museum of historical relics Near it stands a monument with a bust of Faine and it Is at this place that the exercises in his honor will take place on the one hundredth anniversary of his death Men emi nent in various callings will address the gathering and tell of the value of his services to the several causes In which he labored Whatever differences of opinion may exist as to the propriety of Paines course In his later years In attacking many of the then generally accepted views as to religion and theology there can be no doubt that gratitude is owed him for the sacrifices he made in the American cause during the Revolution for the contributions he made to the existing store of liberal political ideas and for the fight he made in behalf of political progress in such works as his Rights of Man It is admitted that he had a great deal to do with the writing of the Immortal Declaration of Independence even if he was not deserving more than Thomas Jefferson to be caled its author He was Washingtons friend and a counselor to whom the Father of His Country often went for advice in times when he was sorely tried and perplexed as to the course he should pursue He served in the patriot army as a common soldier and by his writ ings did much to keep the discouraged troops from mutiny and surrender He once headed a subscription in behalf of the troops by a gift of his whole j xvw - ij v 1 V - V eOM - sJi PAINE ilONUMENT AT NEW BOCHETjIjE years salary as secretary of the Penn sylvania assembly although he was poor and could ill afford such a gift It would require more space than is available here to make a comprehen sive summary of the notable things accomplished by Paine in the course of his long and busy life It has been said that he was the first to suggest the idea of Independence of the col onies of Great Britain However this may be he was one of the first to courageously proclaim this idea and to give to the public writings which in fluenced public sentiment and educat ed the people of the colonies up to the idea that it was their duty to form a separate- nation and to fight fox the principles of liberty represented in a republic It would be perhaps difficult to say who did the most to promote the success of the Revolution but in his way probably none did more than Paine He was one of the first f ter freedom from Great Britain had been won to suggest a federal rjnlon of the states and he labored ardently In ful fillment of the plan He was one of the pioneers -in the abolition movement proposing the abol isluuent of the Institution of slavery a great many years before the counirj was ready to act upon the question He was a century ahead of his time in his ideas about international arbi tration and his arguments in behalf of International peace sound strangely like those with which we are familiar today and which come now from the mouths of men not usually reputed to be lacking in sanity or common sense Such however was liable to be the characterization of a man who in Paines time propounded these the- 1 ories He was one of the first cates of political equality between the sexes and was a pioneer in the move ment for protection to dumb animals He was a stanch advocate of the prin ciple of human brotherhood and be lieved In the possibility some day of u great republic of all the nations of the world Educatiou of the children of the poor at public expense was an idea of his and it is claimed that he was the first to suggest a sjstem of inter national copyright ne proposed old age pensions such as have recently been put in practice in Great Britain and he had faith to see that the pur chase of the Louisiana territory under Thomas Jefferson was a move which In time would redound greatly to the welfare of the young republic Paine was not a man without faults and that he made mistakes his greatest admirers will admit but his services to his country in her time of trial wore so great that it is urged hi faults should be forgotten and due honor paid to his memory now that the lapse of years has rendered it possible for the historian to pass a more unbiased judg meut upon his character and achieve ments OLDEST AMERICAN SOLDIER General Daniel H Rucker Veteran of Many Wars The oldest soldier in the Fnitod States is Major General Daniel H Rucker U S A retired who recently celebrated his ninety seventh birthday Tjftliti ft imimrfim i lfiwri m MAJOlt GENEltAIi DANIEIi H BDCKER in the Capital City of Washington It was seventy two years ago that he re ceived his first commission It was an appointment as a second lieutenant and he obtained it from the hands of Tresidont Andrew Jackson He won his first promotion for brav ery in the Mexican war ne partici pated in Indian warfare and was forty-nine years old when Fort Sumter was fired on When the Spanish war broke out he was eighty six years of age But he had retired from active service sixteen years before with forty-five years of service to his credit General Rucker has seen the profes sion of arms undergo changes during his own lifetime only little less revolu tionary than the entire advance of warfare from the days of the bow and arrow and the primitive catapult to the methods in vogue when he was born In the civil war he did valuable work as a staff officer for which fr experience in previous campaigns kad especially fitted him In 1SG3 Pre dent Lincoln made him a brgnSTer general of volunteers and in 1SG3 he was made brevet major genera of vol unteers He was placed on the retired list of the regular army as maor gen eral in 1SS2 General Rucker was born shot tly aft er the death of Washington and he has survived all the hitters successors In the presidential office except Roose velt and Taft He is twenty live years older than the city of Chicago and despite the many hot fights in which be has participated he was never wounded or on the army sick list Reason Enough What makes you think he was wor ried at the time Well I heard him say that he was married Effectual She leads him a dogs life Howdoessbe do it By beeping a dozen cats THE HARDY CODFISH It Will Live Fo Mjufs Out of Its Na tive Element A man who had stopped at a stand In Fulton market to bu a fresh tisn pointed his linger at a tlsh that his fancy beiuy about two feet long and weighing about five pounds That looks like a nice fish to me he said whereupon the dealer pi ked the fish up to put it on the scale The moment he picked It up the tHu began to wriggle and the next mo ment it had slipped out of the dealers grasp and fallen on the sidewalk As the tlsh went down the customer turned to the stand and picked out another which the dealer picked up and this fish stayed quiet until It had been put on the scale but the Instant it touched it It began to Hop vigorous and finally flopped itself out of the scale pan to fall on the utand below Codfish these two lively and vigor ous fish were the cod being a fish that will live out of rhe water three or four hours a good deal longer than most fish At Fulton market live cod can almost always be found The dealers keep their stock in fish cars in the Cast river fust across South street and for retail trade bring over maybe fifty or a hundred pounds at a clip enough fo last half an hour or an hour and when the stock runs low they bring over another lot fresh out of the fish car The cod though a salt water fish will live for hours In fresh water An angler who goes occasionally to the fishing banks tells of carrying home a codfish caught in the afternoon and placing if in a bathtub to find it alive the next morning New York Sun TOOK NO CHANCES Young Bessemer Was Cautious as Well as Inventive The most trivial incidents have often originated the fortunes of our richest men Take for example the fortune made out of Bessemer steel This gen ius young Bessemer had some idea of making steel out of iron but a poor newly married voting man has no means of experimenting on a large scale The story I must tell as I have heard it from an intimate friend ot Bessemer and is a true tale After Ressciiier had in his small laboratory experimented with the metals and at last obtained the desired result by blowing air through melted iron he found in the bottom of the crucible a little lump of the famous steel Now the question was how to make the discovery public ne put the lump of steel into his pocket and made his way to Nasmyth ot steam hammer fame Placing the metal on Nasmyths desk he told him that he had made this ex traordinary discoverv which would revolutionize the whole metal world Then came a little Incident which shows what wonderful heads these Scotch financiers possess What do you think Nasmyth said to his excited Inventor Eh mon Its varv risky to show your wonderful invention The world is vary dishonest To which the aspiring Inventor re plied Right Mr Nasmyth I fust calcn lated whom I was coming to spp so with my Inst half crown I registered the invention on my way London Strand Magazine The Holdup Man In Mexico Now iis n matter of faet life and property are a safe in Mevleo aa in Chicago and ones life is a great deal safer Mexico ha her pickpockets and her sneak thieves and burglars are not unknown hut the holdup man is an individual with u horo the police are not well acquainted This cannot he said of Chicago Kansas City St Louis or New York It may he he cause the criminal element m Mexico lacks the bravery necessary for fol lowing the holdups profession or it may be because the city is extraordi narily well gu irded by police It cer tainly is well guarded by the police buu it matters not what the reason is the tact is that the man who relieves you ot yoiji money In ixico dues so in the manner lali ulatid to cause vou the least inconvenience Mexico Rec ord There Was a Limit In Liking Little Victor had been naughty and his father had seen ht to administer a spanking A few minutes later when his papa had left the room and the little fellow was alone with mamma he exclaimed between his sobs I dont like papa His mother of course told him that was very wrons and that he would have to be punished asain if he talked like that Well he added lookins up quickly I like papa all right but I dont like his acts De lineator Cause For Haste Wot are you breatuin so hard for Dusty A shoenviker run me out o town for most a mile Wotriled him lie runs a quick repair shop an he got mad caue I handed him a couple of boot heels an a shoestring on told him Id call fer de shos in half n hour -Cleveland Plain Dealer He Went Early That Night He calling Im here promptly Miss Fannie She Yes Mr Staylate He I never lke to keep people waiting She significantlyi Waiting for you to come you mean of course Wasbiug ton Post No Need of a Bargain Beggar Kind sir give me a penny for my two children Ktnd Sir That isnt dear certainly but 1 dont think Ill take them I have feur already at home Stray Stories ALKS on advertising VI Selling Slow Sellers By Henry Herbert Huff COPYRIGHT IDOO BY AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION jr Business Man you were speaking of losing money on leftover goods Yes I shall be glad to learn how T can avoid this loss You cannot eliminate it entirely but it can bo very much reduced I told you how to create a demand for new goods so they will move more freely but the most experienced buyer will sometimes overstep or purchase the wrong kind of goods The best way to avoid having many remainders is to buy ummer Rate V Fr nklin Pre - J w S Doyle Vice Pres AC Ebfit Cshr - G II W vtkins Asst Cshr The Citizens National Bank of McCook Nebraska Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 25000 DIRECTORS V Franklin Jas S Doyle A U Ebert G 11 Watkins Vernice Franklin r l M K s i right Goods well bought are half sold Study the wants of tho people of the community Buy what Will sell not what you like Learn from experience tho sizes and qualities that go best and stock up on these Follow the trend of fashion Study goods Know all of their merits and defects Learn all that is to bo known about the lines you are handling Buy in small quantities and often Pay Cash if you possibly Can The first cost may bo less when you buy by the gross or ten gross but counting inter est on money invested deterioration in value space occupied tho chance of going out of demand etc this difference is wiped out The best of buyers will get stuck occasionally When it i occurs make the best of it Profit by the experience You may stock up on something for which there is not the expected demand you may buy heavily of an article that soon goes out of fashion you may purchase more than regular selling will dispose of whatever the 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