i u v 1emcrBmavaaiMrmtMeri0ka9qm EASTERN STAE Eureka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the Second and fourth Frida9 of each month at 800 p mt in Masonic hall Mrs Sarah E Kay W M W E Hast Sec MODERN WOODMEN Noble Camp No 663 M W A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 830 p m in Morris hall Pay assessments at White House Grocery Julius Kdnert Consul J M Smith Clerk ROYAL NEIGHBORS Noble Camp No 862 R N A meets every eecond and fourth Thursday of each month at 230 p in in Morris hall Mrs Caroline Kdnert Oraclo Mrs Augusta Anton Rec w o w Meets second and fourth Thursdays at 8 oclock in Diamonds hall Chas F Maekwad C C W C Moyee Clerk workmen McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every Monday at 800 p m in Monte Cristo hall MadeiceGeiffin Rcc MS JenningsMW JMWENTZFinancier RoTZiNTForeman DEGBEE OF HONOE McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every eecond and forth Tnesdays of each month at 800 p in in Monte Cristo hall Mrs Della McClain C of H Mrs Carrie Schlagel Rec LOCOMOXIVE ENGINEERS McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets every second and fourth Sunday of each month at 230 in Morris hall Walter Stokes C E W D Burnett F A E locomotive fieemen and enginemen McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E meets on the first and third Saturdays of each month in Morris hall I D Pennington Pres C H Husted Sec RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O R C meets the second and fourth Wednesday nights of each month at 800 p m in Morris hall at 304 Main Avenue S E Callen C Con M O McCluee Sec RAILWAY trainmen C W Bronson Lodge No 4S7 B of R T meets first and third Sundajs at 230 p m and second and fourth Fridays at 7 30 p m each month in Morris hall C W Corey M B J Moore Sec RAILWAY CABMES Young America Lodge No 456 B R C of A meets on the first and third Tuesdays of each month in Morris hall at730 pm Ray O Light C C N V Fbankltn Rec Sec machinists Bed Willow Lodge No 5S7 1 A of M meets very second and fourth Tuesday of the month at 80 pm in Morris ha A Theo Dkbald Pres Fred Wasson Fin Sec Floyd Rebut Cor Sec i tmaiMB3iMt Business Office Station ery is Our Specialty Particularly Fine Line of Writing Papers in Boxes McCook Views in Colors Typewriter Papers Box Writing Papers Legal Blanks Pens and Holders Calling Cards Manuscript Covers Typewriter Ribbons Ink Pads Paper Clips Brass Eyelets Stenographers Notebooks Photo Mailers Memorandum Books Letter Files Post Card Albums r Duplicate Receipt Books Tablets all grades Lea I Pencils NoicS and Receipts Blank Books Writing Inks Erasers Paper Fasteners Ink Stands Bankers Ink and Fluid Library Paste Mucilage Self Inking Stamp Pads Rubber Bands Invoice Files AlcCook Views in Colors are a Leader with Us THE TRIBUNE Stationery Department CITY LODGE DIRECTORY A F A M McCook Lodge No 135 A F A M meets every first ami third Tuesday of the month at 800 p iii in Masonic hall Charles L Fahnestock W AI Lon Cone Sec b a m Occcnoxeo Council No 16 R S M meets on the last Saturday of each month at 800 p m n Masonic hall Ralph A Haqbekg T I M Sylvester Cordeal Sec e a m King Cyras Chapter No 35 R A M meets every first and third Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Clarence B Gray H P W B Whittaker Sec KNIGHTS TEMPLAR St John Commandery No 16 K T meets on the second Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall David Magner E C Henry E Culbeetson Rec BOILERMAKERS McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of A meets first and third Fridays of each month in Odd Fellows hall KNIGHTS OF PYTniAS McCook Lodge No 42 K of P meets everj Wednesday at 800 p m in Masonic hall H V Conovee C C D N Cobb K R S odd fellows McCook Lodge No 137 1 O O F meets everj Monday at 800 p m in Morriq hall H G Hughes N G W A Middleton Sec EAGLES McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets the second and fourth Fridajs of each month at 300 pm in Diamonds hall Social meetings on the first and third Fridajs R S Light W Pres G C Heckman W Sec NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF LETTER CARRIERS Branch No 1278 meets first Moncaj of each month at 330 p in in carriers room postolfice G F Kinghorn President D J OBrien Secretary KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the first and third Tuesdays of each month at 800 p m in Diamonds hall G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA Court Granada No 77 meets on the second and fourth Thursdajs of each month at 8 p in in Monte Cristo hall Anna Hannan G R Nellie Ryan F S LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets every first and third Thurday evenings of each month in Morris hall Mrs W B Mills Commander Harriet E Willetts R K G A R J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on the first Saturday of each mouth at 230 p m Morris hall Wm Long Commander Jacob Steinmetz Adjt RELIEF CORrS McCook Corps No 93 W R C meets every eecond and fourth Saturday of each month at 2 30 p in in Ganschow hall Adella McClain Pres Susie Vandebhoof Sec L OF G A R McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on the first and third Fridays of each month at 230 p m in Morris hall Mary Walker Pres Ellen LeHew Sec p E o Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each monti at 230 p m at the homes of the various members Mrs J A Wilcox Pres Mes J G Schobel Cor Sec Ml jgl Stomach trouble is but a symptom of and nol in itself a true disease We think of Dyspepsia Heartburn and Indigestion as real diseases ret they are symptoms only of a certain specino Nerve sickness nothing else It was this fact that first correctly led Dr Shooo in the creation of that now very popular Stomaca Remedy Dr Shoops Restorative Golns direct to the stomach nerves alone brought that succesi and favor to Dr Shoop and bis Restorative With out that original and highly vital principle no such lasting accomplishments were ever to be bad For stomach distress bloating biliousness bad breath and sallow complexion try Dr Shoopl Restorative Tablets or Liquid and see for your self what it can and will do We sell and cheer fully recommand Dr SKoops Restorative A Mc MILLEN A Mistaken Uniform Uniformed oilielals are often a puz zle to American travelers An Instance of this Is given in Recollections of a Varied Career by General W F DraiRT formerly American ambassa dor to Italy General and Mrs Draper were traveling In Russia when they had the following amusing exverienco in the sleeping car Mrs Drapers maid Marie speaks German as well as French but Rus sian Is beyond her After Mrs Dra pers bed was made she desired an other pillow and Marie rushed Into the corridor to get one Seeing a man In uniform the railway porters wear uniforms she demanded a pillow In German I have no pillows said he A bolster then said Marie I have no bolster Then give me a couple of towels to wrap up one of these dirty cushions I have no towels either said the uniform I am a colonel in his maj estys imperial guard Poor Marie nearly went Into hyster ics and I was called In to explain that no offense was meant Woman on the Bench LTyman Lazarus for many years re corder of Bayonne knew the people who came before him When a wo man appeared to accuse a husband who had beaten her he said If I send him to jail youll come back here tomorrow in tears and ask me to let him out No she said I will not Id like to have him punished now much shall I give him then asked Lazarus two months one month six months The woman who had begun to relent was speechless Ill tell you what Ill do he said You come up here and take my chair and whatever sentence you pronounce will go The woman hesitated but the recorder In sisted The husband was arraigned be fore her and the recorder in a gruff voice ordered her to pronounce sen tence Six months three months two months a month quick he said let us have it The woman burst into tears She and her husband embraced and went out of court rejoicing There said Lazarus If you come back Ill give you six mouths each New York Press Rhinoceros a Bad Foe While easily stalked the rhinoceros is a dangerous customer as most men will agree who have hunted him If tile rhinoceros gets ones scent he al most invariably charges often proba bly from sheer curiosity but that does not make him any the easier to dis pose of Moreover he runs and turns at a speed inconceivable in a beast of his vast bulk Against his massive sloping head the heaviest bullet is a mere flea bite leaving no possibility of a stopping shot except with a hard nose ball sent fairly into the heart through the chest An alternative is to stand absolutely motionless when with his bad eyesight there is a possi bility he may mistake you for a tree and veer past Indeed the best ruse in the crisis of any charge is to stand fast and still for even the unwounded Hon sometimes swerves in his charge and retires before a man who has the nerve to wait his coming Edgar Beeeher Bronsou in Century Effect of Fear A vigorous young greengrocer aged twenty seven was arrested on a Tues day on charges of drunkenness and assaulting a policeman who was as sisted in securing him by a Mr Lyons On Wednesday it was announced in court that Mr Lyons was dead and the greengrocer was remanded to see whether the coroners jury would hold him in any way responsible for the tragedy By Saturday it had been found that Mr Lyons death was due to heart disease of long standing but meanwhile the agonizing suspense had aged the young prisoner terribly his black hair having become completely white Pall Mall Gazette A Sinister Comment That new neighbor of ours asked us to let him use our hatchet and our clothesline said Sirius Barkers wife Did you give him the hatchet Yes the one that has nicks in it and a wabbly handle And did you give him the clothes line that has been tied together in eight places Yes Well thats a case of borrowing trouble all right Washington Star Russian Princesses In Russia the term princess does not mean very much for the simple reason that there are so many of them and that it is never a royal title All the female descendants of a prince of a certain rank are princesses and the result is that many princesses are as poor and of as little account as any ill used princess of a fairy tale The real royal princesses of Russia are styled grand duchesses They are the daughters and sisters of the czar Their Real Duty I was just reading of a man who has a hen that can sing another man has a hen which whistles and imitates various birds I dont care for those vaudeville hens A hen should stick to the legit and lay eggs Kansas City Journal On the Safe Side How do you ever get on so wel1 with your wife Dont you ever have any differences of opinion Of couse we do But I dont let her know it Cleveland Leader A Puzzle Bacon Theres one thing I cant un derstand Egbert What is that Ba conWhen a couple get married they become one But they say it takes twe to makte a quarrel MRS W N MMILLAN Brave and Beautiful Mistress of Ranch Where Roosevelt Hunted The center of interest in Africa has been tin great ranch owned by Wil liam Xorthrup McMillan where Bwano Tumbo Roosevelt has been ihootlng wild beasts It Is an estate of enormous extent and Is perhaps one of the biggest wild animal pre serves extant which Is privately owned Its mistress Is a woman of much courage and endurance as well as cleverness and beauty Mr McMillan formerly of St Louis Is a son of the late William McMillan president of the American Car and Foundry company and a nephew of the late United States Senator James McMillan of Michigan Die is a mighty hunter and lias had some remarkable adventures Like her husband Mrs McMillan Is devoted to hunting and traveling She was the first white woman to cross Abyssinia from west to east with her own caravan She had an audience MRS WILIiIAJI NOKTHHUP MMIIiTjAN with Menclik negus of Abyssinia and received every courtesy on her travels even from chiefs of tribes whom the negus regarded as hostile Keen as she is for sport Mrs Mc Millan did not go with her husband on his last trip to their African ranch in which he made preparations for Mr Roosevelts reception She passed the interval in visiting her kin in this country The McMillans make their home In England now having two fine resi dences one in Devonshire the other at 19 Hill street London The McMillan residence on the Juja ranch in Africa is a very comfortable place It was built in sections in the United States is lighted with electric ity and is connected by telephone with Nausbi distant some thirty miles Mr Roosevelt rested tlire between hunting trips and worked on articles describing his adventures and the dan gers he has passed AN INTERESTING MATCH Engagement of Vice President Sher mans Son Richard to Utica Girl An engagement of much interest in Washington and in Utica N Y is that of Richard Updyke Sherman a son of the vice president of the United States to Miss Eleanor Millar of Utica The wedding will take place in the fall The Sherman family have a great many friends in Washington where the vice president has long been known through his prominence previous to a jin HICHA1J1 PDKESILIJIVN AN1 IlAMEL year ago as a member of the house of representatives Itichard Sherman grad uated three years ago from Hamilton college Clinton X Y and for a timt was assistant professor of mathematics In that institution Later he became secretary to the collector of the port Df New York but recently he engaged In business in Utica Miss Millar is the second daughter of the late Henry W Millar of Utica and was left a con siderable fortune by her father Simple You say you have discovered the fundamental basis of criticism I have answered the musician You must stick to these two proposi tions If- anything Is a success it is not real art and if anything is real art it will not be a success Washing ton Star M Too Much Muscle A young highland plowboy was pes tering u female servant with his un welcome attentions and one day he proposed At this Instant the pair they were walking In the fields came upon another servant a man sleeping Instead of working The lassie a brawny wench seized a stick and heat the idler till he roared When he had slunk off to his duty the swain re marked admiringly Ma certle lassie but ye cud well manage yer childer Aye or their father replied the girl with a significant look The lover turned pale Ma lass he gasped I juist re membered ma auld mitlier at ha me Im her only laddie and I think its ni richt for me tae malrry while shes alive she dees Ill come back an mairry ye And as he got safely away he said fervently May the Lord alloo ma mither to live as lang as me Deeply Interested The play was one of Shakespeares tragedies Mrs Simmons and her little boy having been unable to secure seats in the parquet were well located in the front row of the first balcony where they could see better and hear almost as well as If they had been farther forward on the main floor Mrs Simmons was agreeably surpris ed at the interest that Bobby appeared to take in the somber drama He sat leaning forward with ids elbows on the cushioned railing in front of him resting his head on his hands deeply absorbed As the curtain went down on the first act he straightened up Well dear how do you like Shake speare asked his mother Are you enjoying the play Mamma said Bobby with the air of one who has made a great discov ery there are sixty nine men here that have got bald spots on top of their heads Ive counted em five times Swallowing a Reindeer Doctor doctor Is swallowed a reindeer Choking violently and literally black in the face a negro boy rushed into the office of a throat specialist His small woolly head jerked frantically aud his eyes rolled in anguish It was very evident that some irritating sub stance had lodged in his throat The specialist summoned his assist ant Dr Blank here Is a young man who says he has swallowed a reindeer Nawsur sputtered the patient it werent a whole reindeer It were jess his nake and his horns The physicians removed the offend ing object With a long sigh of relief the picka ninny opened his eyes His glance rest ed on the instrument table Yassur dats do reindeer It was an Elks button Los Angeles Times The Very Vorst Clara with emotion George are you sure you will always love me George fervently While life lasts my own Clara suppressing a tear George if trials and tribulations should come George amazed My heart is yours alone my love and always will be Clara sobbing George are you sure perfectly sure that nothing nothing at all could cool your affec tion George thoroughly alarmed My gracious Whats happened Has your father failed Clara hysterically Worse far worse George much relieved Tell me all my angel I can bear it Clara with a heroic effort George Ive Ive got a a boil coming coming on my nose Loudon Tit Bits A Polished Rascal Mrs Hansom 1 understand sir that you have secretly been making love to my daughter and I must forbid an ac quaintance begun in that way You should have seen me first Shrewd Suitor Madam had I seen you first I should have forgotten your daughter aud fallen in love with you Mrs Hansom Urn The informality of the proceedings was all I objected to Come with me and I will intro duce you to my husband Nelson River The Nelson river may be described as one of the greatest rivers of the world as regards the actual volume of water discharged into the Hudson bay Its total length is approximately 400 miles and its drainage area is tremen dous Its tributaries cover the whole of Manitoba the greater portion of Al berta Saskatchewan North Dakota and Ontario west of the great lakes where they also enter Montana and Minne sota Exchange Two Points of View They were looking at a portrait of Catherine of Russia Said the man What a remarkably strong and vigorous face she has Said the woman I wonder if her hair waved naturally Cleveland Plain Dealer Hope Hope remarked the mere man Is certainly a wonderful thing It is rejoined the wise woman Why one little nibble will keep my husband fishing all day Chicago News Advice Can I offer you a little friendly ad vice If you take a little in return Here negotiations ceased Louisville Courier Journal A thing is worth what it will fetch Dutch Proverb County CommKsinnerV Proceeding McCook NebrnsknIJuno 71 li 110ft The bonrdif count cotim iwlotif rs met pnr Srniit to adjournment 1rcsent S Tremor C H Urny midlF S Lofton cummhwlonere Std n jy DodKcIcount y attorney mid Chun Sknlla county clerk The minutes of tlioflttit tucutiiiK wore read mid on motion approved The following claims were audittd and nl loued mid Jtlio clerk was in lriiiMi d todiav wirrantoti the roid funds of llo rr4tiw commissionerdistrfctsni irollowo Clnuil Fowler road work CommihxioiR r District No 1 in Itohort JohnstonsaiiiL Z W II Tlourd rond work Coinmiiioiior IibtrietNo 2 2SC John McNeil Mime c Frank Hill muiio m Frank McNeil jaino 9 DO Chna Auliy same 10 M T A Premer Mime it John Tremer mni 8 ft Fanners GrainlCoIiidiauolii siijiiiHuh llfor Gilbert District No 2 J -15 The complaint of UcoYoiiiiKeriltiiiiiiiiK ltuimid his IHirrenlefctiite tuxes to IMiOWnn and Inter on iikiuii toJA LCochriiiOindur jiro test mid iiskii k for a reliind of said ecoiul rejicted the b unl flKiw ingjhbneier Mint the will reTimd Micord Iininent iMr Younger produces the rccuiuL issued to 1 im by Hl Jonrd On u otion the count treitsiircr un instruct cd to transferifniiii the s chool diMriet fund oT District No loathe Minof ViSCaiidrIlace ll e same to the credit of District No this sine beiiif the amount of jTtliet Krinl tuxes Marion Powell and or Powrl A iiiitlifir the tars 1S7 UOtfnnd 1U and Mir rial cstalr taxeslon lots 8 and section for IMA 1Xr and li 17 which weir cieditid to District No 10 when they should have been credited C District NoL On motion the county treasurer was instruct ed to collect taxes on tleruorth half of lot block 21 1st Addition toIMcCook of 11 with out interest as IS JMCIait owier of iiid real estate holds a lax rueipt Eit Miul by I5ti Jossnrd for said tuxe whileHthey aro not marked paidon the taxIist The claim for tax refund of Herman Schneider for UKJ6 tnxeson theS 1 of cluiiniiar too IhkIi assessment wasoiiluiotion rejected On motion W T Woodwas appointed Ow r seer of Hithwas for Di triet No 15Driflwooi precinct The oilicinl bond of W I Wood Oterscerlnr HiKhwns for District No 1iw as examined nn2 on motion approved Whereas since the buniini of the count wnKoniond bridge uLoutoi etinilc west of Pc Willow station on theltlst daj of Januarj the C 1 A li If I Co hasconstrufted mux completed a bridge at the place where the county had and maintained a bridge prior t the fire complained of ailMiil bridge tn con structed and completed by -aid railroad com pany has been accepted b said count jn hue ofitheone latel destroed by lire Therefore be it resoht d M Jthe 1 oard county commissioners of said count ihe Chi cago liurliiigton and Juincy Itai load Com pany he and the same is hereb rclef cd of aD cIaimsIordemandsoreer unturuon the part of said county b reason of the burning of th bridgelat theTpliice hereinbefore mentioned and the bridge constructed in lieu thereof bj said Lrnlroad company shall he accepted h piiientiii full for all demands on the part 4 said county b reason of said railroad company setting on fire and causing the distraction tif the bridge at said place and this shall act u receipt and discharge in full for all demands i the county against said railroad company iO account of the burning of the wagon road bridge belonging to saidfcounty The petition or IT E McDonald and otLcr 10i signers asking for the establishment of a publitroad wasread and considered W e board finds that all Me owners or land alonr the line or tie proposed road hac given then consent thereto in writing and that the public good reciuires it and n f motion same wu grantcd establishing a public road No 15 iu follows Commencing at the southeast corner of the M E of the N h or section 21 Twp 1 Kaug 2i running thence west on the piarter section line one 1 alf mile to the southwest corner l the N W i or the 2s E - thence iorth on the hair section liuelone quarter oi a mile inter secting thescction line road now d between sections li and 21 Twp J iiange 2 It is under tood that the half Jmile runiiinneast and west is to be established all on the south of said quarter section line prodded however if the owner orownersdesiresaidrroro5cd road may Lear to the N E enough to clear anj buildings that maj be in lineLwitb said pr poed road aNo thejpiarter of a mile rnnnin north and south is to he located all vestof tin halfjscction line and the clerk wasitinstractisj to notify the overseer of highwajb to open said road On motion the board adjourned to meet Juit IS 1109 S Tuemeu Chairman Attest Chakies Skaila County Clerk ADMINISTRATORS SALE In the District Court or Red Willow county Nebraska In the matter of the application of Alice Adams Administratrix ith the Will annexed of the Estate of Ida L Kaime deceas ed for Licen e to sell real estate Notice is hereby gien that in pursuance an order of the Hoiorable if Orr Judge the District Court ol Red Willow county made on the da of Ma Ii If f the sale of the real estate hereinafter described there will be -old at public vendue ti tin highest bidder for ca h at the East Trout dtw of the Court Hou e in the City of Mc ook n said county on the Itith da of June VAtat tlw hour of oi e oclock 1 M ttie follow real e ate to wit an undivided one ninth interest in the Northen t Quarter of siec tion Thirt four iJtt in Township One l Range Twenty eten i2i in Red Willow count j Nebraska Said sale will remain ojenone hour Dated of June 1K Ana M Adams VdminUtratrit with the Will annexed of the Estate of Ida L Kaine deceased Itoyle Eldred REFEREES SALE I5yirtueof an order issued Tromthe Di trict Court or Red illow county Nebraska under a decree in an action whereii Daid A Goodenberger Junior is plaintif and Mar A Iox nd other- are defendant directed to the under igued a- referee I ha oiler at public sale and -ell to the highest bidder for cash at the est front door f thf court hon e in the City of McCook Red Willou I count Nebraska on the 12th day of July I- at the hour of one oclock I M the following described real e tate to wit the Northeast Quarter oi Section Twentj nine 29 Townshir Onel Range Twenty nine i21 Red Wiiloi couutv Nebraska u Dated the 5th da or June 1S09 J E Keli et Referee BoIe A Eldred Attorneys ll 5t REFEREES SALE R virtue of an order i sued from the Di trict court of Red Willow count Nebraska under a decree in an action wherein Olive R Rittenhou e is plaintiff and Albert P Hit Tea house Eliza G Rittenhou e Flora B Man field Samuel Baxter Mansfield Georgia L Martin H Hayden Martin Harr Mern and Blanche Stern are defendants directed to the undersigced as referee I shall oiler at public saleaud cll to the highest bidder forcashatthe east rront door or the court boils in the City of McCook Red Willow county Nebra ka on the 12tb day or July VJJ at the hour or one o clock P M the following described real estate to wit Lot numbered Eleven t II i in Block num bered NineSi in the Original Town of McCook Red Willow county Nebraska Dated this dth day of June 1109 C E Eldred Referee Bole Jfc Eldred Attorneys ll 3ts