J X Six Fifty for 750 800 and S50 hats 217 Main Avenue McCook Nebraska No 6 2 liarr 615 pm U 10 McCook Neb MAIN LINE AVE9T DEPAHT No 1 MouutaiuTimo 115 P M t 1142 p M 5nrrSJ0pin 9 A M 13 905 AM 15 1217 am IMPEBIAIj LINE No 176 arrives Mountain Time 420 p M No 175departs 710 A M SleopiriK dining and reclining chair cara seats free on through trains Tickot9 sold ami huggage checked to uny point in the United Stntfs or Canada For information time taWes maps and tick fits call on or write I F Host tier Agent McCook Nebraska or L W Waknley General Passenger Agent Omaha Nobraskn RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS E F Foe id in the timekeepers office now Work was dono this week on the 20lls cylinders Engine 1106 and 702 were droppit sub jects this week O U Charlel helper in blacksmith shop is sick and off duty Engine 1911 received new ash pan and other repairs this week The 148 received repairs and work on her cylinders brasses etc this week Conductor Hunter of the Ilighline was lined up for a Denver Alliance run first of this week C II Stennett postal clerk on the McCook Imperial branch has com menced the erection of a dwelling house on 3rd street west J W Anderson express agent has beon transferred to McCook where he will have the same position as he held here lie left this morning Oxford Standard The fourth biennial convention of the Switchmens Union of America and the second biennial convention of the ladies auxiliary opened in Peorii II Monday of this week Six cars of cattle from the famous Kilpatrick ranch came down the im perial line Saturday evening the train being delayed two or three hours to en able the ranchmen to load them William Coy of Joplin Mo an old time conductor on the Burlington out of McCook visited in the city close of last week renewing acquaintances here among the railroad men and citizens of the early days Same old Bill A portion of the east end of the black smith shop has been partitioned off and is being adapted to the use of the tin shop men The old flue cleaner has been removed and a new shed erected on the ground for the use of the flue cutter Agent G S Scott of Brush Colorndo was down from that station Monday and moved his household goods to hL new home that evening the family and himself following on tho night train George is a live wire and a host of McCook friends wish him all merit ed success in his new station Dr Herbert J Pratt BEGISTEKKD GRADUATE Dentist Office 21214 Main av ovpr McConnells Drug Store McCook Neb Telephones Office 1C0 - Residence Black 131 v Seven Fifty for 850 900 and 1000 hats Our Bii Clearance Sale of Millinery CLOSES SATURDAY All our Trimmed Hats will be on sale as follows until Satuiday Three Fifty for 450 500 and 550 hats Ten Dollars for 1200 1350 and 1500 hats You must see these hats to apprec Come early and get the best selection MAIN LINE KaST DEPaET Central Tinio 1045 p M 500 A M 715 A M 942 P m 615 r m Some Recent Bulletins Supt ES Koller has issued a circular to compay employees calling their at tention to the Kansas law which ex pressly provides that it shall be unlaw ful for any person to drink any intoxi cating liquors on any passenger coach or dining car and empowers conductors of the trains to cause offending persons to be turned over to magistrates to be dealt with as provided by law Supt Koller suggests to employees that it would be well to refain from selling or offering to sell intoxicating liquofs to any person on Burlington trains while in or passing through the state of Kan sas He also reminds employees of the Nebraska law which becomrs effective on July 2nd and substantially makes it unlawful for any person to be found in a state of intoxication or to drink in toxicating liquors as a beverage upon any passenger train coach closet vesti bule or platform while the train or within the state Conductors are in powered to eject such persous from trains And as well to the bill which provides that corporations or their emplojeea which or who shall have in its or their possession or control any grouse pheasant prairie chicken quail wild goose brant or auy wild duck or any of tho birds animals or fiati protect d by the game act out of season or for the five days following the close of such season or any corporation or employee soiling or offering tohel at any lime of tho jear wild deer elk or antelope grouse prairie chicken quail wild tur key wild goose briut or any wild duck or any of tho birds animals or fish except of the following varieties stur geon catti h buffalo carp suckers and iarfi h protected by the game act s hail be de med guilty of a misdemeu aor and upon conviction fined S3 00 for each hire or fish unlawfully in its or his possession or control Harry Frey is working under J D Young in Alamosa Colo Dont fail to note time table ehanes in this issuewhich go into effect Sun day next Note rew trains FORSALE JFRENT ETC Fon Sale Blue squaw corn for seed Mrs S E Christian phone ash 3GS2 For Sai k Strong plants that will grow See or phono R McDonald at Morlan farm phone cedar 1551 21 2 FouSale House and two lots 900 Eay terms Earl Barger Fok Sale Sanitary couch and a ref lgerator practically new Mrs Curin 607 2nd street east Fok Salk A gasoline engine McCook Cement Stone Co phone red 19G Fok Sale Several fr sh milch cowt Squire of Mrs Annn Cole McCook Nebraska or phone black 306 For Sale Furnishings for three bed rnnm Inquire J R Burke black 35S For Sale Piano and ohter house hold goods cheap E W Hendricks 30S 2nd street east s en I Five Dollars for 600 650 and 700 hats Fifteen Dollars for 2000 2200 and 2500 hats Miss Anderson Time Card More Trains and Fjster Time on the Burlington Chicago May lfi Perhaps the nm i radical chanties jn the way of im provement ever made in tho train r vice of any railroad at one time an tho which take plaro un thu Btirliit ton Route May 25 when that company will put on four new truins and will im prove the service and quickeu the time of several trains Perhaps the most important of the new train nre tho two which will run through solid from Chicago to Seattle via St Paul They will both be com pletely electric lighted and the Oriental Limited will run over the Great ionh prn west of St Puiil leaving Chicago in me evening and ninlfing the tnji in 72 hour it will carry observation j brary club car standard and tourist sleeper couches dining cars etc I n other through train via St Piul will run over the Northern Pacific roid leivintr Ohiennn in the mnrninir ml n 11 l coach is engaged in transportation 1 XT 1 kuuwu ib liio noruiern Iiei lit pre and will carry similar c quiimnt It is worthy of note that this is the first time that trains have been run regularly over any railroad all tho way thtpugh solid from Chicago to the Luget Sound region In addition a third train to Seattle will be installed which will start l St Louis I Kansas City Omaha and Denver and run through solid to Seat tU over the Burlington Route to Bill ings Mont thence over thQ newly completed line of the Great Northern through Grent Falls and Spokane one of tho most interesting aud picturesque routes through the Northwest It additiou to thebe three new trains to Siattle the present through rin running from t Louis Kansas City Omihaand Denver via Billings and tbe Northern Pacific will be made a solid olecric lighted train With these changes the people of all tho important cities of the middle west will have through trains to PugetSound twice a day a very important public convenience in view of the Alaska Yu kon Pacific Exposition to be held this year in the city of Seattle Another new train is the Colorado Lmitud which will be installed be tween Chicago and Denver leaving Chicago 945 in the morning and ar riving at Dnver at 415 the following if ernoon This is aioj a completely electric lighted limited train with the ucual modern equipment observation car btand ird si diner etc The timo of the Burlingtons crack train the Famous Denver Limited No 1 will be changed so that after May 23 it will leave Chicago at 430 p m arrive at Denver 9 p m the following night This train has tbe unusual record of having arrived ou time in Denver during the calendar ear 1S0S 355 times only late ten times during the year Another important feature is tbe fact that St Louis Colorado Limited leaving St Louis at 215 p m will be a solid electric lighted train with obser vation car etc and will arrive at Den ver at 415 p m instead of 620 as here tofore The western roads are this year look ing for very heavy travel to the W anted Situation by experienced tic Coast on account of the ccokm restaurant or small hotel kon Pacific Exposition to be held at Write box No 5 Indhnola Nebraska For Rent 5 room dwelling on 1 4th street west at No 607 O Grismore For Kent A 5 room cottage J I Lee phone 43 Mrs Seattle a greatly increased regular travel is also looked for to the Yellow stone Parkand Colorada and with all these improvements in train service on the Burlington that road should come in for a large share of the new business HIJJIULI YANKEE WIT Lincoln Said He Always Admired and Co voted It Alban Jasper Couunt the nrtlst In telling of his experience in painting a portrait of Lincoln said Yankee wit was mentioned at one of the sittings and Lincoln said That t Is sometUlng I always admired and r covedvSome one said Why you certalnlybave the credit of possessing It Jif large measure No said Lin coln not the genuine I dont remem ber that I ever got credit for It but once Then he told how hurrying once through a courtroom he was or- by the Judge to defend a prison- er accused of assault and battery A witness was just testifying that the i complainant had been fought all over a Hold On cross examination said 5 Lincoln I asked him How large v as that field twenty acres No he replied Ten acres No Were here two acres I persisted Yes Just about two he agreed And you saw him fight this man all over the field pointing to the prisoner Yes sir Well sir I said did you ever see a fight before that turned out so little to the acre The witness ad mitted with a grin that he had not the judge smiled and the jury snick ered So saying that as this crop was so poor it did not seem worth further f cultivation I submitted the case Some of my friends said it was r kee wit but that was the only time I ever got credit for it I wish I had it McClures Magazine HIS VOCABULARY It Was Real Literary According to the Wily Stenographer The beautiful typewriter girl puffed out her golden pompadour nervously says the Philadelphia Bulletin My speed 11 increase Mr Meer excuse me Wellington my speed 11 increase 30 to 40 per cent every day Broker Wellington frowned The girl had taken his dictation slowiy r And in a stern skeptical voice he said How so let them pray over him anointing hia with cii in the name of the Lord Ana the prayer of faith sliili save ijo trie and the Lord jihill raie him up and if he have committed sins they be forgiven him Christian Register A Sd Cs An Atehi on man has lain in an un conscious btato ever since 10 oclock list Iiirht Everything h js heeu done to anuse him today but all ellorts are unavtiing LTis friends re irreatly alarmed They fear he may never re gain consciousness It seemed that ycsteiday evening right after Cinrier the man pi ed tr his Irt put on his overeeat id although his wife was sitting right in the room she did not say Where are you ph g He walked out of the house At 10 oclock in tlK eeuing the man returned He walked into the room where hi3 wife sat and took off his hat and overcoat She smiiid at him pleasantly and did not stiy Where have you been The man fell unconscious to the floor Atchison Globe African Elephants In portions of Africa the natives be lieve when a herd of elepiumts is alarmed and runs away the bulls if necessary pick up and carry on their tusks the little ones which may not be able to keep up with the herd These little ones when Grst born weigh not - ytmv temmw iwvwwwfl nHrmwi n u vuw v n wrryryr wwr Its your new vocabulary that puts me out she explained I had Mr jF Mcers vocabulary very pat as per t contents noted the same he only g used about 300 words Her flatter- E ing smile warmed the man like a sun ueam uut you sir have a real lit- it erary style Beg to submit our best jr attention slump bullish hypothe cate theyre all new words to me and of course I cant rattle them off very fast at first But just you wait say till day after tomorrow Then youll see All business men have different vo cabularies that their stenographers must get accustomed to ehi said the broker Yes sir some large some small Again her Millie flattered him Yours is larger than most 1 should say it was thirty or forty words larger Ileal literary I call it Miss Iloskins if theres er auy supplies you need all youve got to do is ask said the literary broker fatu ously F pFychciherasy In tho 13pi ak of James we fkd the early Christian rule of psychotherapy It was adopted by the early church and for many centuries was a rule of faith and practice in the Christian church in all its brunches It is still a rule of conduct in some of the older churches and some leader is church es where the rule has lapsed begin to plead for its revival and for the as sumption by the church of what re called its legitimate powers St James said Is ui sick amorr you let hin call for the elders of the church aud more than 200 pounds and of course c might readily be carried as stated We do not know that any white man r has ever seen this but the natives in- Blst that it is done Forest and Stream r The Similarity Blobbs Why do you liken Harduppe to the usy bee He Isnt particularly Industrious is he Slobbs Oh no It isnt that but nearly every one he touches gets stung Philadelphia Rec ord Often the Cace My wife believes that what Is to be tvill be Well- Andi she believes rt will all be ay fault Kansas City Journal For Spring aifd Summer Items You Should Buy Now tftitUUA44 titiL V HWWMUII W mwi - - -- S i r - if Summer Dress Goods Our 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