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H P WAITE CO
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have now on hand a clean new
stock of the Moline Plow Cos
farm machinery Every ma
chine is of the latest pattern of
this most popular line which
embraces
Best Ever gang and sulky plows
Goodenough gang and sulky plows
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Nebraska Clipper walking plows
Cricket rod breaking plows
Economy disc harrows
Pipe frame spike tooth harrows
Western Belle listers
Tri Bell listers
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Success listed corn cultivators
Lay By listed corn cultivators
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Dutch Uncle riding cultivators
No Name walking cultivators
Mandt wagons
Mandt farm trucks
Wisconsin steel wheel trucks
We have sold many kinds of
farm machines but none have
given as uniform satisfaction as
the Moline line We believe
them to be the best made
H P WAITE CO
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MINOR ITEMS OF NEWS
JftoCounell fills prescriptions
Updike Grain Co for seed corn
Typewriter ribbons for sale at Thk
fTsiBDNE office
Get your seeds of all kinds at McCook
Hardware Co
Field gardeu and flower seeds at H
iV Waite Cos
v Feed of all kinds baled hay etc at
3JCook Flour and Feed Store
Hozell Barger are the local dealers
to Hart Schaffncr Marx goods
Yield garden and flower seed9 at
H P Waite Cos
Ure have fresh lettuce and celery every
Wednesday and Saturday HUBER
Boys school pants Prices all the
jray from 25c to 150 Rozll Barger
Tomato and cabbage plants 50 cents
per hundred McCook Greenhouse Co
jione 91
We have the finest line of Olives and
USiTC Oil in McCook The full Reid
fe line HUBER
Sobert Moore Jr of Coleman pre
iiact about 17 years of age is reported
Try ill with a complication of diseases
our stove pipe or gasoline stove can
hs given a black glossy durable finish
-with our stove enamel
Ii W McConnkll Druggist
Harry Diamond received the phono
graph presented by the McCook Hard
Tare Co to the boy selling the largest
3Ember of spoons
S P S paint all ready to put on
2aranteed absolutely pure Whether
23s want a half pint or fifty gallons we
rant to supply you
McCook Hardware Co
ISIessrs Charles Bailey and E R Vo
caacellos have leased the Diamond
store room on Main street and will in
sial therein an up to date billiard hall
Tcth new furniture and fixtures
His basement under the Wood worth
tHLgsiore is being overhauled and
extensively to be the business
pspe ol a barbershop when alterations
asasoKHrth are completed Stairway
vHKbe added The stone foundation
Z giving way to a glass front
T23 state board of agriculture are
tariDgrpri3es of 50 S25 520 10 and
Btt jottlSi for the most corn raised on
owraore by a boy under eighteen years
Bhfcries must be made to W
Si Weltor Secretary Lincoln on or
2o79EJ 20th Only a short time
23st taG33cfcin your name my boy
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McMillen Prescription Druggist
McConnells Balsitm cures cough9
UpJike Grain Co for seed corn
Humane horse collars
McCook Hardware Co
Kodaks and kodak supplies
L W McConnkll Druggist
Field garden and finver seeds at
H P Waite Cos
Of course you know Huber keeps the
Wedding Breakfast Coffee
McMillen druggist sells Wall Paper
Paints Oils and Varnishes
Suit cases and trunks large assort
ment at Rozell Bargers
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Plant sweet peas now Buy the seeds
from H P Waite Co 3192
See Sam Arnold for bottom pasture
Good fresh well water Phono red 249
We have a full line of California Canned
Goods in both the Advo and J M brands
Nothing- superior HUBER
If you need a good harness either
single or driving or heavy work call and
see those at McCook Hardware Co
For breakfast we have buckwheat Ral
ston and Advo pancake flours and maple
syrup and mapleine to go with them
HUBER
In a snappy game Wednesday after
noon McCook high school defeated the
Culbertson high school by a score of
2 to 1
How Employ the Unemployed in
Our Churches was the subject of a
paper by Rev M B Carman before the
Methodist Ministerial association in
Cambridge Tuesday morning
Spring stock of moth balls just re
ceived Needed in every home to pack
away with furs and woolens Wont you
need some
L W McConnell Druggist
Mrs Sena Hartzell Wallace will ad
dress a mass meeting to be held in the
Baptist church Sunday May 9th at 8
p m She will also preside at meetings
on Sunday afternoon rnd Monday the
time to be announced Sunday a m at
the churches
The plan of chautauqua management
as adopted by the Redpath Chautauqua
System is now recognized all over the
United States as the one plan that will
keep chautauquas up to the standard
Many old assemblies are asking to be
taken into the system saying that they
can under the Redpath plan get better
talent with but very little local risk
The System plan has proved its effi
ciency and will continue to grow and
improve
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HUMAN BAIT
The Men Who Gather Leeches In tho
Swamps of England
Pale ami lean lie spoke iu n low
voice crumUiug 11 water crnrkw
Dlviu is hard work and sulphur
lulnlti Js bard work but howd you
like to lie halt at 4 shlllin a day
That aint quite a dollar
I was human halt for a leech dealer
In England all one spring It was hack
In the eighties hut 1 aiut never recov
ered ihe iitiltliy color and weight what
i lost 1 guess I never will now
Down Norfolk way 1 baited down
in the Norfolk broads Crouds is
swamps All them swamps together
with the mild moist climate makes
Norfolk a great place for leeches Me
and a dozen other chaps was leech
bait
We would wade in with our breeches
rouiM up to our Knees aim as soon as-
wed feel a leech on our legs wed tear
him off and drop him in a basket slung
froift the shoulder Quick as thunder
wed do il but hed be considerable
plumped out even in that little while
And when a dozen leeches settled on
you together the last of em by the
lime you got round to him would he as
fat aud heavy as a lump of lead whilst
youd be that much lighter natcherly
In the late spring the leeches took
to dcp water Then the bait had to
strip aud wade in up to their chins
With all that surface to look after we
played a losin game with the leeches
The quickest of us couldnt stand
moreu four hours of It without most
fa hit in from weakness And the pain
For some parts of the human bait is
mighty sensitive 1 tell you
Tile trades died out now Theres
no more call for leeches and its a
good thing Bein bait is too hard on
a man Its worms work New Or
leans Times Democrat
The
SAFE EOTH WAYS
Wcy Rajah Birbar Saved
His
Head by Ready Vit
liajnh Birbar a boon companion of
the Emperor Ah bar the great con
temporary of Queen Elizabeth was a
notable wit The story goes that the
emppror once Birbar with a mes
sage lo the king of Persia
The latter for dome reason or other
bore a grudge toward the rajah and in
order to see him lose the emperors
favor thought of a device
lie asked Li bar Which of us two
is greater in power and majesty I or
Akbar But mind you if your an
swer is m any way unfavorable to me
1 will order your head to be struck
off
Your majesty replied Birbar with
out loss of time is like the full moon
while the emperor my master resem
bles the crescent
The king was highly pleased with
his reply and let him go
Tins news was however carried to
Akbar who was wild with rage when
he heard it When Birbar returned to
his masters court he was asked to ex
plain himself on pain of death
My comparison said Birbar
meant only this much and nothing
more that the decline of the Persian
kings power had commenced jus as
the full moon after it is full goes on
waning while your majesty is destined
to rise on aud one till like the crescent
becoming the full moon in time it will
shine forth with magnificent splendor
of glory
The emperor who was a great patron
of wit and wisdom heaped the rajah
with rewatds
Clerks Elbow
To remove shiny spots from coat
elbows and trousers seats said a clerk
Ill tell you how it is done
The sun was strong on him as upon
his lofty stool he munched his mid
day sandwich from thin ink smeared
lingers but on his old clerks coat and
old trousers no shiny spots reflected
the light
Clerks elbow such spots are call
ed he said Its like housemaids
knee To cure it you soak tho litter
ing spot iu cold water for half an
hour Then you take a teasel thats a
very stiff thistle and you rub the
spot with it till a nap or fuzz is
raised up Then with a clothesbrusu
you lay the 11111 down the right way
and presto the shine is gone New
Orleans Times Democrat
No Sand In Sandpaper
J hoiv is no sand in and pa per
said the manufacturer it is powder
ed glass that dues the business Thats
where the irokcubcttlcs g to He
nodded toward a mass if lirokon bot
tles in the yard We powder the glass
into liilf a dozen grade he said
We coat our paper with an even lay
er of hwt hic Then without loss of
time wo 1 ti the glass powder
Flmily vi i - woideu r icr lightly
over the 1ioni a good
surf re When i the pnsr they made
sandpaper tit vm j wouldnt do a
quarter of rlu work that glass paper
does Cincinnati Kiiuiir
Brides Fie Joke
Iler Richard Win on iarth are
you cutting your pic with a knife
Him Hecause darling now under
stand Im not finding any fault for I
know that these little oversights will
occur because you forgot to give me
a can opener Cleveland Leader
She Was On
Mrs Boozer 3 a ml This is a nice
time for you to he coining home
Where have you been Mr Boozer
Been setting up my dearest wiz a
friend Mrs Boozer How many drinks
did you set up Cincinnati Enquirer
Friendship consists in being a friend
not having a friend Pittsburg Press
Ominous 6utlook
Well anything new lately in
quired the just arrived washing ma
chine agent as he hopped on to the
porch of the Skeedee tavern
Well no not worth mentioning I
guess replied the landlord Things
is klnda slow just now and But ho
come to think three people were bit
by a pet squirrel last week and con
Bldcrable fear Is expressed that they
may go nutty Puck
A Cold
I habo a godd By head feeds dike
A baked bolato udderdode
I caddod shedd a- slgde ddlg
t Add dlfe 1 tedd you is dt fud
By da3ad bassujjes are stobbed
I bdow add bdow add bdow add
bdow
Add stldd 1 caddot harddy breadde
It geds bodotodus you kdow
I babe a godd Each frlcdd I beet
Adbises sobc dew ddigg to do
Except ddo Chriutlad Scicdtst
Who takes of dife a roseate blew
I wish I fedt id was dt ddere
Id bakes be feed so dudd add odd
To be ddis way bud I wldd swear
By add dde gods I habe a godd
Somervibe Journal
Favored by Fate
Did the Sawyer girls have a good
time on their trip to Bermuda I
Yes They had an unusually lovely j
time
How was that
Their chaperon missed the boat
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Sighing Swain
They say that germs lurk In a kiss
To mingle danger with the bliss
Try to kiss Molly though and youll
Not catch the smallest molecule
She will decline the kiss in terms
That never even mention germs
Pray tell me sage of cult and school
What molecule makes Molly cool
Chicago Post
The Inevitable Consideration
Whats dis talk of a free breakfast
table asked Meandering Mike
Its another political dream an
swered Plodding Pete Its some
thing datll never happen as long as
deres wood to be chopped Wash
Ington Star
Slightly Mixed
It was the final day of school
And the friends of Willie Wise
Were out in force expecting to
See Willie swipe the prize
When Willie stood up to rceite
He said with outstretched hands
Under the spreading blacksmith tree
The village chestnut stands
Chicago News
Up In That Direction
Dreemer says he lives up in the
clouds
Thats pretty nearly true lie lives
on the top iloor of a mighty tall lodg
ing house Kansas City Times
Fciher Gocse
There was a man in our town
And he was wondrous wise
Ke jumped into a mining scheme
Up to his very eyes
And when he found that he was out
With all his might and mind
He jumped out of the scheme again
But left his pile behind
Minneapolis Journal
Csnt Grow Two Crops at Once
The trouble with a lot of longhaired
geniuses Mr Taukaway says is
that the insides of their heads never
produce as well as the outsides do
Kansas City Times
Growl From Disgruntled Suburbanite
Wheneer you step aside to let
Some dame precede you through the
gate
Tour train is just about to leave
And youre just half a second late
Bohemian Magazine
Wished Hed Deen Forgotten
Did your uncle remember you in his
will 9
Yes lie directed his executors to
collect all the loans he had made me
Boston Transcript
Not a Mon at All
Hoot mon Hoot mon the Scotchman
cried
To an owl perched by the old roadside
And the owl looked up with ruffled head
How dare you Im a lady owl it said
Chicago News
Still at the Bank
Mrs Banker John do you know
anything about the balance of power
Banker Xo 1 dont Who is Powerl
Lippineotts Magazine
Plays srd Novels
The naughty literature we see
Has left us apprehensive
That raw material may be
Too fiee and yet expensive
Washington Star
A Paradoxical
Myer The new baker seems to be
an industrious chap
Gyer Yes hes a great loafer Sat
Francisco Examiner
Even So
The piano is a moral thins-
Viewed in whatever light
For even If it isnt square
Its suro to be upright
Detroit Tribune
Unpardonable
Professor What was Neros greal
crime
Bright Pupil He played the fuldle
Chicago Xews
An Exception
How fleeting are all things below
How weak each strong endeavor
For men will come and men will go
But Weston walks forever
Cleveland PIan Dealer
The Noblest Work
Pat Is Kelly honest
Mike Is he Sure hes so honest
ye niver kin tell when hes lying
Puck
Old
Weve had that chair for many yeara
She said I ran my thumb
Beneath the seat and lo T found
Her grandmas chewing gum
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Special Showing
of Graduating Hats
With the Class of 1909 n mind
we have just added to our very large
Stock of Trimmed Millinery
Handsome White Picture Hats
Beautiful Flower Hats
and Dressy Evening Hats
K snnKt iirtnnc nf colors W
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in the Senior Class to call
especially invite every young lady
and look them over Every lady and miss in McCook should
not fail to see these exquisite new creations and in
Street Hats Turbans Sailors
Morning Afternoon and Evening Hats
You will find our stock always in the lead with new classy
up-to-date Millinery at prices the very lowest
Laroe Stock
of Embroideries
presents many beautiful ideas for WHITE DRESSES
WAISTS or UNDERMUSLINS All widths for Ruffles
Flounces Fronts and exquisite patterns in 72 inch Em
broideries for Princess Gowns are seen in ever quality at all
prices in our varied and complete stock
Call and See Our Elegant Assortment of
SPRING GOODS in EVERY DEPARTMENT
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Exclusive Dry Goods Millinery and Ladies Furnishings
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McConnell for drugs
areof highest ptfe material hisuot itAi
worlcmanchjp cod get the best and most
fatisfactory reults
Both cf the really pood actual hiah
methods of ttparilion are found in
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Updike Grain Co for seed corn
Mary Harrisonnurse Phone black 286
Fresh fruit always in season at Hubers
For Pure Mixed faints at right prices
go to McMillens Drujr Store
Try our crackers in tin boxes You will
never use any other HUBER
Standard Blue Flame and Quick
Meal Wickless Blue Flame Oil Stoves
at the McCook Hardware Co
We are now agents for the Famous Car
hartt Overalls and Jackets also for their
Gloves and Caps HUBER
Spring is here We have full line of
union and two piece underwear As
sortment unequalled
Rozell Barger
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Quality like blood tells Quality ex-
plains the well earned popularity of the
Famous Loomis Ilih Patent Fours
Sold by McCook Four and Feed Store
They are still taking orders at Rozell
Bargers for the famous M Born
tailor made clothing You know the fit I
and style of their garments to be un- J
excelled
Best quality at lowest cost is a rare
combination but you get it here Our
goods and prices are right in
instance
every
L W McConnell Drucist
The Walnut Valley Times Eldorado
Kansas says of the method of chautau
qua management used by the Redpath
System The systematizing of chau
tauqua is perhaps a permanent step
It looks practical and will develop to
even greater efficiency Eldorado is
eminently pleased with the Redpath
methods
222 Main Ave
Phone 56
McCook Neb
ality
THE EMPIRE LIKE
THCT ARC
The Frictionless Empire
The Cone Method
The Center Feed Empire Disc
The Disc Method Perfected
In a full range of capacities and sizes
WHICH WILL YOU HAVE
We can show you both
YOU CHOOSE the one that SUITS
YOU You wil be more than tauiEed
Make us prove o jr statements
118 West B street
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McConnells Balsam cures coughs
Alfalfa seed Eight to ten dollars
per bushel McCook Hardware Co
Soft shirts with and without collars
in all the fancy styles and colorings at
Rozell Bargers
It you want a good pickle in sweet sour
or mixed we have them a quart jar full
for 25 cents HUBER
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This Shetland Stallion
will mate the season of
1909 at mv residence
701 1st Street East Mc
Cook Nebraska at 10
Mares sent to me will
be kept and bred at 312
L S Viersen
East Side City Park
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