r il 11 H tlmi 4 ssaswS gyfwytyyymniTwwf H P WAITE CO have now on hand a clean new stock of the Moline Plow Cos farm machinery Every ma- chine is of the latest pattern of this most popular line which embraces Best Ever gang and sulky plows i Goodenough gang and sulky plows T Nebraska Clipper walking plows Cricket rod breaking plows Economy disc harrows Pipe frame spike tooth harrows Western Belle listers Tri Bell listers Success listed corn cultivators Lay By listed corn cultivators 1 Dutch Uncle riding cultivators No Name walking cultivators Mandt wagons Mandt farm trucks Wisconsin steel wheel trucks We have sold many kinds of farm machines but none have givenas uniform satisfaction as theMoline line We believe them to be the best made H P WAITE CO PHONE 21 v -- 115 MAIN AVE fcWJUiw4ijjaujiiadii MINOR ITEMS OF NEWS McConnell fills prescriptions Onion set at H P Waite Cos Updike Grain Co for seed corn Livy made his 26th automobile sale this week Typewriter ribbons for sale at The Tribune office Field garden and flower seeds at H P Waite Cos Rozell Barger are the local dealers in Hart Scbatfner Marx goods Field garden and flower seeds at II P Waite Cos We have fresh lettuce and celery every Wednesday and Saturday HUBER Boys school pants Prices all the way from 25c to S150 Rozell Barger Sleepless nights from coughing canbe conquered by using McMillens Cough Cure You need not worry longer about your corns if you use McMillens Sure Corn Cure We have the finest line of Olives and 0Ive Oil in McCook The full Reid dock line HUBER You will avoid chapped and rough hands and face by usiDg McMillens Cream Lotion The very latest novelties in ties the wood fibre Panamas Rozell Barger have a stylish assortment McCook Odd Fellows celebrated their anniversary Monday of this week in approved fashion you may be assured Liucolns Absolutely Pure Mixed Paints are the only home product and made especially for this climate Fully guaranteed A McMillen Druggist Dont wait until some disagreeable skin trouble or other disorder results from the impure blood in your system take McConnells Sarsaparilla and avoid the troubles Pitcher Len Bennett who has been trying out with the Lincoln Green backers for the past four weeks to join the Quincy club in the Central as sociation Hia release has been sold by Guy Green with the privilege of Manager Fox has confidence in the ability of the pudgy southpaw and believes that he will not only make good at Quincy but develop into a twirlr r fnsfc enoueh for class A company He will probably be back on the Lincoln squad next spring Mr Bennett is a Lincoln product having played his first ballon the lots in this city Lincoln j News Everything in drugs McConnell A McMillen prescription druggist McConnells Balsam cures coughs UpJike Grain Co for seed corn Mrs J JacKSon nurpe Phone red 251 Kodaks and kodak supplies L W McConnell Druggist Field garden and flower seeds at H P Waite Cos McMillens Cold Tablets will break up and cure your cold Of course you know Huber keeps the Wedding Breakfast Coffee Suit cases and trunks large assort ment at Rozell Bargers Plant sweet peas now Buy the seeds from II P Waite Co 3192 Feed of all kinds baled hay etc at McCook Flour and Feed Store Plant sweet peas now Buy the seeds from H P Waite Co 3192 Curlee the greatest 8250 and 5 00 pants values Rozell Barger Trunks and suit cases you cant fail to be suited at Rozell Bargers See Sam Arnold for bottom pasture Good fresh well water Phone red 249 We have a full line of California Canned Goods in both the Advo and J M brands Nothing superior HUBER William Byfield had a load of sheep on the South Omaha market last week which were sold by the Lee Live Stock Commission Company The W C T U will meet at the home of Mrs S D McClaiu Friday May 7 of- Q r m Triia itrttl Ka i rMrkf Vnira U KJ i JJ XUIO Hill JJ l UiUWUUJJ meeting All are welcome We invite you to come in and see our magnificent showing of new wall papers We simply want a chance to show what beautiful designs we have selected for those who will paper this spring L W McConnell Druggist Mrj Sena Hartzell Wallace grpatly delighted a large audience by her earn estness and enthusiasm on last Memor ial Day in the city of Perry Oklahoma For fully an hour the throng was com pletely under her control and the people listened with unflagging interest to her message By the power of her voice she was able to fill the large opera bouse and many were inspired to live and vote for prohibition S H Parvin Pastor Presbyterian Church Perry Okla F0LEYH0NETX4R Cures Colds Prevents Pneumonia riiiiiT J MH w II LI IJ T Jl I II II M lr7 W - - I Pullfl HE 0BE1ED ORDERS his claim thnvh the cilice and the pfiirtr rnd gn his patent The West crn Union Tel graph company gave him 100 CO flown for the privilege of using it Ex hange Cdd Cu C3 Fcr Rleumaiicm Cures for irt Umot as old is tin toinpl tut itsHf In thp midland couiMf f Ilil trd it was formerly ctmitlrjil lint t ie runt forefoot of a hare worn constantly in the pocket wvs ai auuiot against rheumatism while te Dutch peas antry stPi cherish a belief in tle pies Tvntiv virtue cf a lrrrowod r stolen potato Stranver than these however was the remedy discovered by a servant jrirl at the village of Ptanton in the Cotswolds who com trived to be continued three timesinr the belief that confirmation was an unfailing cure for rheumatism The Cowcatcher While the visitor told how he had ridden thirty thrilling miles on the cowcatcher of a locomotive five-year-old Lorella listened attentively As he concluded she asked Did you catch the cow Mr Blank Chicago News Whore there is much pretension much has been borrowed Nature never pretends Lavater -4 T 3 TRIED TO BE NICE A Young f ecru Its Rapid Riso to Title But Fannie Made an Awful Mess of It rio Power One dav u young recruit was stand ing guard before the door of the en trance to Peter the Greats private chambers in the palace of St Peters burg He had received orders to ad mit no one As he was passing slowly up and down before the door Prince 31 koff the favorite minister of the czar approached and attempted to enter He was slopped by the recruit The prince who had the fullest lib erty of calling upon his master at any time sought to push the guard and pass him Yet the young man would not move but ordered his highness to stand back You idiot shouted the prince Dont you know meV Youll be pun ished for this The recruit smiled and said ery well your highness but mi orders are peremptory to let nobcdy pass The prince exasperated at the fel lows impudence struck him a blow in the face with his riding whip Strike away your highness said the soldier but 1 cannot let vou go in Peter in the room hearing the noise outside opened the door and inquired what it uieaut and the prince toiI him The czar appeared amused but said nothing at the time In the evening however he sent for the prince and the soldier As they both appeared Peter gave his own cane to the soldier saying That man struck you in the morn ing Now you must return the blow to that fellow with my stick The prince was amazed Your maj esty he said this common soldier is to strike me I make him a captain said Peter With the Old Lady When Fannie Is bent upon pleasing sighed Dannies younger sister she cau certainly make a horrible mess of things Last Sundny Charlie Evans having nrrived at the point where he felt he wanted his familys opinion of me Invited us both up to take tea with his mother The minute i laid eyes on his mother I knew Fannie would get in trouble she simply cant help getting uervously foolish when theres a religious person around Charlies mother kissed us and ad dressing herself to Fannie as the elder said something about our being very sweet to come and see a daughterless old woman Whereat Fannie looked at Charlie and his two brothers and replied feelingly that It must be a ter rible disappointment to have only them Mrs Evans to rectify my sis ters misapprehension told us proudly that she had three more sons not pres ent By this time Fannie realized that she had made a bad beginning and leaped further in with the supposition that the other three were off having a good time instead of moping at home The older lady drew herself up and said severely My three sons are in heaven Miss Barnes Oh how awful came Fannies ready gasp No not awful at all and Mrs Evans was positively glaring at us I feel that they were specially blessed in being allowed to pass thus early to their Lord They died as little chil dren Dear me how glad you must have been blurted out flustered Fannie j By this time 1 had kicked a hole in her ankle and that quieted her for awhile She might have kept still for the rest of the evening had not her pet But Im an officer of your majes 1 suhjeet the higher education of wo o household ifj Ji I man come nn for flip nlri IjhIvs tys objected the nrinee I make him a colonel of my life guards and an officer of the house hold said Peter again My rank your majesty knows is that of general again protested Meu schikoff Then I make him a general so that the beating you get may come from a man of your rank The prince got a sound thrashing In the presence of the czar and the re cruit who was next day commissioned a general with a title was the founder of a powerful family whose descend ants are still high in the imperial serv ice of Russia SIMPSONS PLUCK An Inventors Weary but Successful Fight Against Great Odds- Charles Goodyear is not the ouly in ventor who might turn his face to the wall to die saying of the tardy recog nition of his efforts I die happy- Goodyears efforts to introduce the upo of vulcanized rubber were no more tragic lhfii the stories of a dozen other inventors There was a man named Simpson in Missouri who discovered that giitta percha was a nonconductor of electricity lie borrowed money of one Amos Kendall to make his appli cation for a patent It was rcjerted over and over rich companies fighting his claim But he had sand he never weakened It was just after the civil war that he made his last fight He had no money not a dollar but he started from St Louis foi Washington afoot Tic would not beg but made his way half across the continent by sawing wocd hoeing corn or doiug any work that came to hand In one place he robbed a scarecrow of a pair of pant and a hat leaving his own more rag I ced garments in their place In Pitts burg he had to work as a truck driver till ho could earn enough to repair his shoes and take him on his way And nil the time he believed stubbornly in himself and in his invention nis own words vcr When I came over the tops of the Allegheufcs I saw the sun rising -and I knelt down and thanked God for my life and asked him to let me get my patent He promised me on the spot and I never had a moments doubt after that Arrivintr in Washington he got ja livimr as a dav laborer on the stone foundation f the patent office and frm that vantage grourd he foiierht - -- - -1 gr proval Then Fannie made a hand spring into the conversation by re marking that when we had more edu cated mothers there would be less in fant mortality And mind you Fannie was really trying to be nice for my sake New York Times THE WORD ALPHABET It Comes Through the Greeks and He brews From Phoenicia When we speak of our A B Cs as our alphabet we are using a word hoary with age that as far back as we can trace it came from the eastern shore of the Mediterranean Fea thou sands of years before the Hebrews went up there and took possession of j the land of Canaan Back of the pie who occupied that land before thej events of Exodus were written we are not able to trace the word for we have not sufficient knowledge of them or of their etymological history before we find them in Canaan It has been only withiir recent years that we have been able to know that the word alphabet came to us from the Phoenicians Before that we sup posed that it came to us from the He brews thruh the Greek As we say A B C the Greeks say alpha beta the first two letters of their alphabet which when it reached us became al phabet This we supposed had come to the Greeks from the Hebrews who called their firct two letters alph and beth but since then we have found that both the Greeks and the Hebrews got the word alphabet from the same source which was the Phoenicians The people of Phoenicia had the same letters alph and beth which have suffered but litte vhange in sound down to our A and B Alph meant simply an ox the sign of it being a conventional os head with the lower part of the face turned slightly to its right and beth meant a house which was pictured by the rude outline of a primitive dwelling which had a superfluous Hue added to dis tinguish it from other characters very like it as we place a tail on a Q to distinguish it from an O So the first two letters of our A B Cs were orig inally an ox and a house and gave the name of all of the twenty six let ters which we call our alphabet New York nerald Kissing the Book Kissing the book is a rather late development of the mere touching of the gospels with the fingers which dates from the sixth century It Is likely that the kiss was originally in tended uot to increase the solemnity of the oath but to signify reverence and affection fcr the book The kiss ap pears to have come into fashion to ward the end of the sixteenth century and would seem from what George Fox says of it to have been a Protes tant innovation According to him the uureformed method was simply to hold the gospels with three lingers above the book typifying the Trinity and two finuers below typifying the twofold destruction of body and soul sionally He is liable to run into a vvA H C CLAFP DRY GOODS AND LADIES FURNISHINGS AGENT FOR Ladies Home Journal Patterns WV TVT - f I I pn including Mis g I A Tree Pattern x S g S I S S f2ilSlirfiII THE QUARTERLY mljjEJ J 5 J S I Hi STYLE BOOK J J TigS S 1 x - - - i CBSJ Call and Get One of our MONTHLY STYLE BOOKS They are Free With the help of one of these excellent patterns and the suggestions offered by the use of our Quarterlies and Counter Books make your summer sewing easy by looking over Our Stock of Dress Goods and Suitings Our Tucked Nets and Batistes Our Persian Net Bandings Our AIIOvers to Match Our Tucked m broidery Waistings Our Trimmings Laces Embroideries You will find the NEW THINGS FIRST at our store at prices the lowest mm imiwiiM tn fwrr il IJuMliIY j POLK EROS McConnell for drugs oy tfjicaowrMjwMfgwraFntfwaw immia i t with and without collars in all the fancy stjles and colorings at Rozell Bargers We have in stock a large line of new designs and colorings in wall paper at right prices A McMillen Druggist Spring is here We have full Hue of union and two piece underwear sortment unequalled Rnzell Barger For breaklast we have buckwheat Ral ston and Advo pancake flours and maple syrup and mapleine to go with them HUBER The M E Ministerial association of the Holdrege district will meet in Cam bridge Monday Rev Carman of the - - I 1 r n - I m W i r 1 v k I I A -1 that an oath laker invoked upon iitienu self if he swore falsely Politics and Poker A- man who dips into politics occa sionally may be compared to a man who encages in a poker game occa Quality like blood tells Quality ex plains the well earned popularity of the Famous Loomis High Patent Fours Sold by McCook Four and Feed Store lirqiebhiuiKii am -- tflormade clothinrr Ynn knn rule is to keep out poker Atchison Globe nf nn tries ana f - u Ul She Threw Him Over Twice Why have you thrown over Mr Pitcoe Oh I could never marry a man with a crooked leg What made his leg crooked They are still taking orders at Rozell Bargers for the famous M Born and style of their garments to be un excelled W S Morlan has been appointed by Governo Shallenberger one of the com mittee of five irrigation experts in the state to determine the manner in which A Exclusive Dry Goods Millinery and Ladles Furnishings XlfliJJtait 222 Main Ave Phone 56 McCook Neb yfTWirryjwTwtw ui fVFTm arc of hljhsl grate material reznet rade worLrrtarthip and set the best and mot tatiifactory rcuts Both of trie really sood actual hish Vtality methods of separation are found in THE EMPIRE LIE THCV ARC The Frictionless Empire The Cone Method The Center Feed Empire Disc The Disc Method Perfected In a full range of capacities and sues YHIGH WILL YOU HAYE We can ihow you both YOU CHOOSE the one that SUITS YOU You will be more than satisfied Make us prove our statements Ilaga BMWBBMl Uimmnna I I Updike Grain Co for seed corn Fresh fruit always in season at Hubers You can get rid of that cold by using McMillens Cold Cure Try our crackers in tin boxes You will never use any other HUBER Soft shirts ii 3 West B street Onion sets at II P Waite Cod McConnells Balsam cures coughs Mary Harrison nurse Phone black 2SG McConnell o Fragrant chapped hands 2j cents m Lotion for We are now agents for the Famous Car hartt Overalls and Jackets also for their Gloves and Caps HUBER It you want a good pickle in sweet sour or mixed we have them a quart jar full for 25 cents HUBER Some estrenittly artistic fffeiUH may be obtained with the papers from Mc ConuuHs wall paper room See them Monarch Silver Bell and As 1 White Satin spell success in ood oread and cake baking Buy the best McCook Flour and Feed Store We have a large and select stock of Wall Paper from which to choose also srecial books from which to order in case ou are not suited in stock A McMillen Druggist Paint the house for protection as well as for looks If jou use the Sherwin Williams paints the house is afforded protection for live years or more L W McConnell Druggist The lecture in the M E church last Friday evening by Mrs Wallace was highly appreciated by a large audience Mrs Wallace is one of the best lecturers in the field aud her manner of present ing her subject makes it plain to com prehend She gave a history of Attor ney Tricketts work in Kansas City Kansas and explained some of the de tails not published in the new3nanerq This story alone is worth a doilar to anv Nebraska can benefit most throgh the one who has the interests of the ntitnnl firtn rm I oung I ran over it with my motorcar- b ubi to uo uotu people or the nation on his heart Cleo Success Magazine 1 in Spokane m August next i Oklahoma Herald u d v Ai M