S fc P fc fThe Successful Farmer of today who does not possess a bank account is an excep tion To no one is a checking ac count more of a luxury It solves the problem of always having his monoy at hand of making exact change and re ceiving a receipt in return for the money paid Some men evon to this day persist in carrying a roll of currency on their persons they are the ones we usually read of in the papers as hav ing been held up and rob bed A bank account is the best burglary insurance you can have This bank wants your busi ness wo will appreciate it we prove it The First National Bank of Mccook t 1 timl fritee By F M KIMMELL Largest Circulation Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Year in Advance The little burg of Hendley comes into the limelight with a weekly newspaper this week Delphic is the rather too sonorous name but it is highly credit able to the town and the publisher Ed win Perkins Abraham Lincoln may have been the voice and hand or even the con science of Imnipotence but some bow or other he will still appeal to the average American on account of the justness and gentleness of his big kindly human heart RiriuiiiTr Ill iii tii iy ii iii vtTrn rapahoe voted down the water works proposition but electric lights carried Tbo law requires three fifths majority in voting upon water works while a mnjority carries in electric light propositions An inconsistency at best The Arapahoe Pioneer calls Repre sentative Kelley of Furnas county sharp ly to account for his vote for the mea sure seeking to legalize Sunday base ball playing America is too rapidly approaching the European practice of Sunday observance to need legal en couragement The constructive statesman is the American ideal Obstruction can never appeal to the patriotic and intelligent citizen of the republic with the same potency as dons construction These prefixes largely differentiate the two leading parties today The Democracy is usually on the defense That political enthusiast who charges up and down the land seasonably claiming his party to be responsible for all tbo countrys prosperity and the other fellows to be the cause of the lands disasters certainly does not credit the intelligence or patriotism of the American people He is usually some pretty cheap demagogue to whom truth is a stranger and office seeking a habit Some Facts About His Death Inquiry as to the attendant details in the death of the late William Crockford brings the following facts from Major Henry W Gorl adjutant of the South Dakota Soldiers Home at Hot Springs In regard to the death of William Crockford have to say That his death was a surprise to all of us as he ap peared to be in his usual health com plained slightly but told me just the day before his death that he thought bis trouble was indigestion and was I am told pacing or walking back and forth in bis room just a few minutes be fore he expired Paralysis of the heart was the cause Died sitting in his chair Mrs Crockford was here with her husband and had been for some time and took the remains to Black Hawk for burial William Crockford spent many years of his life in Red Willow county Notice of his death appeared in The Tribune a few weeks since Tribune Is All Printed in McCook You will find local or county news of interest on each of the eight pages of this paper every week It is all printed at home No patent print Read all nvvinvirrrtrrvYryai McCook Nebraska February i8 1909 Editor Tribune McCoolc Nebraska Dear Sir I am sure you will be glad to publish this letter because of its news values to your many women readers I have just returned from Kansas City and St Joe where I spent two weeks examining the new stales of hats and millinery and choosing what I thought was the best of all of them for our spring stock The millinery styles for this Spring are so great ly different from those of a few months ago that it puzzles me how to describe them There are lots of chiffon hats being shown not plain by any means but with piles and waves of this pretty and airy material being used These chiffon hats are almost as light as a feather and un less trimmed heavily can scarcely be felt upon the head Jet is being used extremely Jet beads are wound round and round some hats and there are jet spangled hats and buckles of jet The tailored hats are very smart just a wing or so but mv how hard to get the wings just the right width length and perk to give the hat the chicness every designer strives to embody in the hats she shapes Braid hats are in extra favor this season and never have I seen such a bewildering number of styles and colors The colors are soft and indefin able Flowers will be the most used decoration and there are flowers to be seen that nature never produced yet are exquisite in shape and coloring Ornaments will be used to a great extent and these go back to the old Roman and Egyptian days for design and coloring There is one thing that I nearly overlooked and that is the size of the hat Last year it was the big hat and nothing else This season it is not that way Medium and quite a lot of very small hats are shown and all are good It 1is a case of get a hat that suits the face Yours very truly Mrs J P Nies - of LOVELL NIES MILLINERS j i ii 1 1 i if id ji 1 ti1 fitL f iiV if in fti fi 1 li h M 1 i A i l it ftfirf it i1 ifrjWii County Teachers Association The last county meeting of this school year will be held in the Methodist church Bartley Saturday February 27th Following is the program and a few suggestions and facts from the county superintendent 1000 a m Music Symposium Discipline a How to Prepare the Commun ity for Proper Discipline PniN V A Cockle Discussion Grace T Crandall b Discipline in fhe Grades Anna McDonnell Discussion Doua Oyster c Discipline in the High School Pkin A B Gibus Discussion Prin J S Hossler d Discipline in Rural Schools James K Sexson Discussion Roxa Byfield e General Discussion Music 130 p m Music Eighth Grade Examinations and Quarterly Questions Josephine Murray Discussion Sallie Hawkins Scholarship and Citizenship Hon F G Stilgebouer Discussion Myrtle Chevill Drill Bartley Children Educational Exhibit at State Fair Supt Claudia B Hatcher Roll Call with responses to the ques tion What have I done this year to encourage the use of the dictionary Music Basket Ball Games Indianola vs Bartley Boys vs Boys Girls vs Girls Every teacher is earnestly urged to attend this meeting as there are several things of importance to be considered Those who have not enrolled for the year are requested to do so Please send in the names of Eighth Grade pupils to the county bUpHrintund ent at once The S W District Association will he held at McCook April 1 2 and 3 1909 Begin to make your plans so that you may sure attend Helps Some fhurch And has he done anything to relieve suffering humanity Go thamOh yes be has sent his daugh ter abroad to take her singing leBSons Yonkers Statesman No More Cradles A cradle said the salesman no You dont want a cradle Oh He smiled First kid aint it Yes- admitted the young father frowning I knew you werent experienced or you wouldnt ask for a cradle sftJd the salesman You see theyve gone altogether out We dont sell two a year Why did they go out Because theyre unhealthy bad for the kid They lower the temperature hurt the heart and bring on nausea colic regular seasickness It stands to reason that the violent rocking of a cradle cant be good for frail little baby any more than the violent rock ing of a ship in a storm is good for the passengers Moreover they keep some body busy rocking the baby io sleep Now the baby goes to sleep of its own accord Philadelphia Bulletin Won With Whips According to Herodotus while the Scythians were away on a long cam paign their slaves took the opportunity to rebel and seize all their masters property The latter oa their return promptly attacked them but were con tinually defeated until at last one of them hit on the brilliant idea of at tacking the slaves with whips only That he said would remind them of their origin and so cow them that they would never dare to stand The Scythians followed his counsel and it fell out as he had predicted When the slaves beheld their masters riding down upon them flourishing the terri ble knotted thongs they knew so well they threw down their arms and fled Roused His Suspicions A naval ollicer was speaking of the extortions of innkeepers in out of the way parts of the globe In Montenegro once he said I asked for ray bill after having slept overnight at a certain inn and as soon as the document was handed to me I took out my purse to settle it I did not bother to verify the various items What would have been the use But my readiness to pay amazed the landlord He thought a moment and then he said uneasily Will you let me have another look at that bill sir I think Ihave omit ted something Her Mouth Was Closed Jack Miss Peachy started to say something about the impropriety of kissing the other evening but she didnt finish Tom Why not Jack Because I took the words right out of her mouth Chicago News The Forecast Husband Well what did the phre nologist say about Willies head Wife Nothing He simply sighed and handed me my money back Husband Just as I expected Hes going to be n poet Exchange A man that hath not virtue in him self ever envieth virtue in others Ba con MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE William Jefferies is down in Okla homa on business B M Fhkes arrived in the city Tues day noon on matters of business John Nesbit of Tekamab a cousin of Mrs DeGroff spent Monday and Tues day in the city Mrs William Jefferies went up to Palisade Tuesday morning to make hiB mother a brief visit Mr and Mrs C D Ritchie enter tained the Thursday Whist club last evening in happiest manner George McLean a brother of S B McLean arrived in the city Monday called by the illness of the postmaster Mr and Mrs R M LeGore closed a happy visit with their daughter Mrs C D Ritchie today and returned to their home in Lincoln Mrs Jacob Matz is entertaining her sister Miss Kittie Sturgeon and the latters friend Miss Kate Sloan both of Kansas City this week Miss Florence Anderson the milli ner arrived home firat of the week from the east where she has been praparing for the spring season in her line Mrs McLean arrived from Wisconsin Monday on No 1 and is assisting in nursing her son Postmaster S B Mc Lean whose condition is still grave Mr and Mrs fl C Clapp arrived home Monday from an absence in New York of several weeks making spring and summer purchases in their lines Mrs Chas D Witt of Elsie Neb raska arrived here Monday of last week and will remain until the end of this week guest of her parents Mr and Mrs Russell Mitchell Ed Rolfe came down from Denver list Friday night and is visiting his parents lie has been keeping books in a coal ollice in Denver but may decide to change and locate elsewhere - Mas C C Brown has been looking after affairs at the home of her sister Mrs Andrew Finnell near Havana Frontier couuty while the sister was in Iowa at the bedside of another ill sister Mrs Will Gage came dowu from Denver last Friday night on her waj to Omaha on business visiting her mother and the family here until Satur day night when she resumed her juur ney Mr and Mrs Owen Crispin of Super ior were guests of Mr and Mrs D C Marsh this week arriving on 13 Satur day and returning home yesterda morning He is a brother to Mrs Nlarah Mrs Rufus Carlton who has been visiting relatives here and down in Mis souri for the past two or thrpe months departed for her homo in Sacramento Calif Monday night on No 8 Master Carlton now enjoying robust health ac companying her Mrs Charles H Boyle entertained a company of lady friends Monday af ternoon at cards to meet Mrs Robert M LeGore of Lincoln Refreshments were daintily served during the after noon Mrs Hiram C Clapp and Lona Phelps assisting in this feature of the function Salesman Wanted To look after our interest in Red Willow and adjacent counties Salary or commission Adress The Harvey Oil Co Cleveland Ohio EeVs J D Stewart and L O Pearson presented Nebraska in picture and by word Tuesday evening in the Congre gational church It was free and along the line of missions Public Sale Having decided to move to Iowa I will sell at public sale where I now live one mile west and three miles north of McCook on what is known as the Omer Hale place Wednesday February 24 1909 commencing at 1230 oclock sharp the following described property to wit 12 Head of Horses one brown horse 9 yrs old wt 1400 one bay horse 6 yrs old wt 1300 one black horse 8 yrs old wt 1200 one bay horse 5 yrs old wt 1200 one bay horse 12 yrs old wt 1250 one pair driving horses ages 8 and 10 wt 1S00 one rrav work and brood more wt 1000 one roan mare wt 14oU one bay mare 7 yrs old wt 1200 one black mare 2 years old one bay horse 1 yr old 9 Head of Cattle 3 good heavy milch cows all to be fresh soon 4 calves Farm Implements Etc one good carriage one 2 seated surrey one top buggy one box wagon one wagon and rack one hay rack one Western Belle riding lister one 3 section harrow ono 3 row A harrow one Bradley disc one 2 row disc cultivator nearly new one McCormick mower one Piano header and boxes one galvanized water tank one wheelbarrowfour rolls slat cribbing about 75 bu of corn some feed seven dozen chickens Household Goods one cook stove one kitchen cabinet beds table and many other articles too numerous to mention FREE LUNCH AT NOON Terms Sums of 1000 and under cash on sums over 1000 a credit of eight months will be given purchaser to give bankable paper drawing ten per cent interest from date Five per cent discount for cash on sums over 1000 No livestock or property to be removed until settled for JOHNNIE WODDELL JHWoddell Auct V Franklin Clk FSrKB5 nataigsBafeaMMiMBaBreMBfcg Our New Spring Dry Goods and Ready-to-Wear Garments are arriving by every express and we cannot urge you too strongly to call and see the elegant values we are offering this season Spring Suits for Present Wear Our new stock of TWO PIECE and THREE PIECE SUITS which we have just received direct from New York presents all the new shades of Blue Green Wisteria Catawba Ashes of Roses and Black in all the new weaves serges panamas bengalines and invisible stripes which we are offering at 1175 1500 1750 2000 2500 and up to 4500 We are proud to state that we havent one Fall Suit left over to show you everything new and correct in style cut and color Beautiful New Silk Waists We ask you to come in and see the elegant silk waists we are now introducing at exceptionally low prices 250 300 350 425 and up to J000 Pretty Crepe and Silk Kimonas We are showing from 100 to 500 and 600 You will find our store filled this season with even greater values than we have here-to-fore offered CALL EARLY AJiD OFTEN H C Clapp Exclusive Dry Goods Millinery and Ladles Furnishings Vi EajafaJafeKi K3i Phone 56 222 Main Ave McCook Best Advertising Medium THE McCOOK TRIBUNE UNLIKE ANY OTHER NEWSPAPER IS THE WEEKLY KANSAS CITY STAR THE WEEKLY STAR in addition to printing the entire news of the week in concise form has Absolutely Accurate Market Quotations So valuable are these that such are copyrighted by THE STAR and appear only in this news paper THE WEEKLY STAR has also the famous Chaperon Feature which furnishes free advise and help on many perplexing problems Also Answers which takes care of all questions the reader cares to ask It has a practical successful Kansas farmer in charge of its Farm Department which is of great value to all farmers and stockmen THE WEEKLY KANSAS CITY STAR isnt for any limited set of people its for every member of every family If you dont find something of interest in a particular issue well the office looks on that issue as a failure pays for one year ADDRESS THE 2c WEEKLY KANSAS CITY STAR KANSAS CITY M0 Waft - I I s Vt y i M h M f J i