l r lV A f vj I KIlB 1 1 -Absolutely DEGEEE or HONOR McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every second and forth Fridays of each month at 800 p m in Ganschows hall Mrs Laura Osburn C of H Mrs MatieG Welles Rec LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEEBS McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets every second and fourth Saturday of each month at 2 30 in Morris hall Walter Stokes C E W D Buenett F A E LOCOMOTIVE FIREMEN AND ENGINBMEN McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E meets every Saturday at 730 p m in Gans chows hall I D Pennington M C H Husted Sec BAILWAT CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O R C meets the second and fourth Wednesday nights of each month at 800 p m in Morris ball at 301 Main Avenue A G King C Con M O McCluee Sec RAILWAY TRAINMEN C W Bronson Lodge No 487 B of R T meets fit and third Sundajs at 230 p m and second and fourth Fridays at 7 30 P m each month in Morris hall Neal Beelke AI R J Moore Sec Typewriter ribbons papers sale at The Tribune office BAKINGPOWgE JMttCSTTHS fEAKlN 1U ISPtfff CKICAOO d etc for Baking mpbt5paUH Fure Insures delicious health ful food for every home every day The only baking powder- made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar made from grapes Safeguards your food against alum and phosphate of lime harsh mineral acids which are used in cheaply made powders CITY LODGE DIRECTORY A F A M McCook Lodge No 135 A F A M moot every first and third Tuesday of tho month at 80 p m in Masonic hall ClIABLES L FAHNE3TOCK W M Los Cone Soc E 8 M Ococnoxeo Council No 1G RifcS M meets on the last Saturday of each month at 800 p ra n Masonic hall Ralph A Hagbero T I M Silvester Cobdeal Sec B A M Kinp Cyras Chapter No 35 R A M meets every first and third Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Justin A Wilcox H P Clinton B Sawteb Sec KNianTS temflab St John Corumandery No 16 K T meets on the second Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Emeeson Hanson E C Samuel S Qakvet Bee EASTERN STAB Eureka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the second and fourth Frida a of oach month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Mbs Sabah E Kat W M W E Habt Sec MODEEN WQQDMEN NbbloCamprNb 663 MW ATTmeets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 830 p m in Qanscliows hall Pay assessments at White House Grocery J M Smith Clerk S E Howell V C BOTAL NEIGHBORS Noble Camp No 862 R N A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 230 p m in Ganschows hall Mbs Maby Walkeb Oracle Mbs August a Anton Rec w o w Meets second and fourth Thursdays at 8 oclock in Diamonds Iiall Chas W Maekwad C C W C Moteb Clerk WORKMEN McCook Lodge No 61 meets every Monday at 800 p m in Diamonds hall C B Geay Rec Wm Wooton M W I M Smith Financier ji BAILWAT CABUEN Young Amorica Lodge No 456 B R C of A meets on the first and third Thursdajs of each nonth in Diamonds hall at 730 p in John Hunt C C N V Fcaxklin Rcc Sec machinists Red Willow Lodge No 587 I A of M meets every second and fourth Tuesday of the month at 810 p m in Gauschow hall Fred Landbeeg Pros M L Search Fin Sec Floyd Beret Cor Sec BOILERMAKERS McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of A meots first and third Fridays of each month in Odd Follows hall KNIGHTS OP PYTHIAS McCook Lodge No 42 K of P meets every Wednesday at 800 p m in Masonic hall M Lawritson C C J N Gaarde K R S odd fellows McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every Monday ac 800 p in in Ganschows hall V H Ackerman N G W A Middleton Sec EAGLES McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets the second and fourth Fridajs of each month at 800 pm in Diamonds hall Social meetings on the first and third Fridays v R S Light W Pres G C Heckman W Sec - - -KNIGHTS 95 COLUMBUS - McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the first and third Tuosdays of each month at 800 p m in Diamonds hall G R Gale F Sec Feank Real G K DAUGHTEES OF ISABELLA Court Granada No 77 meots on tho first and and third Tuesdajs of each mouth at 8 p in in the Morris hall Anna Hannah G R Josephine Mullen F S LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets every first and third Thursday evenings of each month in Morris hall Mrs W B Mills Commander Harriet E Willetts R K g A B J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on the first Saturday of each month at 2 30 pm Ganschows hall J M Henderson Cmndr Jacob Steinmetz Adjt belief corps McCook Corps No 9S W R C meets every second and fourth Saturday of each month at 230 p m in Ganschow hall AdellaMcClain Pres Susie Vandebhoof Sec l of g a b McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meots on the first and third Fridays of each month at 230 p m in Diamonds hall Jessie Waite Pres Mattie Knipple Sec P E O Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each monij at 280 p m at the homes of the various members Mrs G H Thomas Pres Mrs C H Meeker Cor Sec SVWTrWWWWT fT1TfWVi V P PTryy OPPORTUN ITY We want the assistance of the ladies Those who assist us will bo given a 42 piecc Decorated China Dinner Set Do not miss an opportunity like this Send us your name and we will tell you all about it J C WOOD CO Expert Cleaners and Dyers Lincoln Nebraska ifcMUUAtUUiAjvUiatUAjAitJLtWltU The Indifferent Leavening Residue of Rochelle Salts Most Leavening Power Purest Ingredients Moderate Price gM Story in a mit shell Adulteration Cheap Impurity Baking Unhealthfulness Powder High Price Trust Baking Powder CALUMET BAKING POWDER Received Highest Award Worlds Pure Food Exposition Chicago 1907 3 J 4 i BEGGS CHERRY COUGH SYRUP cures coup hs and colds Their CTStmCL4i TtfrKy By MILDRED BENT enough - the family PATIENTLY Frank Framelys fads until he became a vege tarian An overindulgence in iliirkey at the Thanksgiving feast had jr een followed by fasting repentance iind the adoption of the vegetarian cult Steaks gave place to salads and tamb to lentils wherefore the spare liennies of the Framely youngsters Vere Invested In bara sandwiches and Smoked beef Instead of cake and c indy It had been bad enough when Frame ly had adopted the thorough mastica tion fad and the entire family had sol emnly chewed its food to the loud dick of the metronome It had been worse when all hands slept In a tent in the back yard because Framely had a told and feared consumption but even with an approved vegetarian kitchen within half a mile It was difficult to yive variety to the menu with only vegetables as a foundation The younger Framelys refused to re gard nut ragouts as fit substitutes for their mothers savory stews and the hospitable soul of Mrs Framely was Med by the evasive excuses of those jho were invited to dinner The poor little woman considered it necessary o explain that they were now vegeta rians and anticipatory smile faded from expectant faces a the owners thereof mentioned transparent previ ous engagements suddenly recalled Finally she pleaded with her hus band for a turkey for Christmas to his great horror v Just for one day he repeated aft er her My dear would you plead with me to feed my innocent children on a diet of poisons for just one day No I have ordered a beautiful mock turkey from the vegetarian kitchen They assure me that it tastes exactly like the bird and it is molded into the same shape The children will not know the difference If they shut their eyes AT1 n 4- iltnnAit rrM their eyes shut protested Mrs Frame- TT 1 1 J ll ly lueuiy ner uusuuuu lejjuiuuu 1111 with mild sorrow If only they might eat with their eyes truly open he lamented open to the danger that lurks within the uead flesh they would stuff their stom achs with Some day they will thank me for saving them from the evils and miseries of the flesh eaters Framely adroitly made his escape be fore his wife could find an answer to Franlr will like ou vt his mothers pies for Christmas iliough I will ad mit that you do beat me on your crusts my dear Now give me an apron and Ill help you with the turkey Mrs Framely the younger shrank from an explanation and with the statement that things only needed to be warmed up thrust the matter aside jWlien her husband came In from church with the children she slipped out to put things on the table When the family came into the dining room she supposed of course that her hus band had explained and so made no comment when the old lady set aside her thick vegetable soup with the com ment that she never did like those new fangled soups But when the turkey was brought In and set upon the table the old lady brightened up I dont see how you get your turkey sack an even brown all over she said approvingly Mine always burns on tthe top You know I like the second joint and some of the white meat Frank For an instant Framely went a sick ly white There Is no white or dark meat he said faintly This Is a mock turkey a mixture of nuts and vegetables you know We have awakened to the error of our ways and eat no more carrion Dont eat carrion repeated hir mother as she sliced a bit from the strange mixture You eat this sort of stuff instead The pure product of Mother Nature of the green fields and the healthful sunshine said her son solemnly The last time I was here you were chewing your food like a cow chews its cud remarked the old lady severely That was bad enough but when you make a mock of Christmas with youi mock turkey it makes mo wish yor were young enough to be taken acrosc my knee again Go get your hat Were going to a restaurant for a real Christ mas dinner But mother began Framely seek ing to suppress with a glance the cheer Ing of the children Do you remember when you were a little boy about the age of little Frankie here demanded his mother Framely nodded And do you remember how good a drumstick used to taste with some giblet gravy and lots of stuffing and cranberry sauce Yes mother he assented limply Then go get your hat Its Frankiee birthright she declared Yes mother came for a second time but now there was gladness in the voice a hungry look in the eyes and his wife knew that another fad had passed Old Christmas Superstitions An old German saying is that be tween 11 and 12 oclock on Christmas eve water can he turned into wine The lamp or candle must not be al lowed to burn itself out on Christmas L j im -- V- iltJ Jt M I 1 IILJ - - Jthis outbreak and toward afternoon the mock turkey made its appearance it resembled a gigantic candy fa or in shape and color The tinting of the outside had been rudely done and by jno means suggested the crackling skin of the barnyard king bursting from the pressure of the rich juiceswithin Sad ly Mrs Framely shook her head as she shoved the bird into the icebox alng with the rest of the packages wnu b the wagon had brought and busied her self with converting some meatless mince meat into pies I Christmas day dawned somberly enough in the Frainely household Frank junior had thrown his carrot cutlet to the floor and had been senl from the table in disgrace and Nellie had invited a second outburst by tear fully pleading permissionto go to her grandmothers where they would havG A real Christmas dinner Grand mother was on the maternal side and Mrs Colfords intolerance of her son-in-laws fads was an ever ready sub ject for acrimonious discussion To cap the climax the elder Mrs JFramely arrived unannounced during the forenoon I I was lonesome she explained as she followed her daughter-in-law into the parlor so I just packed up some mince pies and some jellies Id rnide and brought them along I gue gaanauasgsgacggggMEwwaiwij asaesinaEs WEES omQ TO A HESTATrBAlJT TOR A SEAL CHEIT iS DliOIEH eve or there will be a death in the family within the year A Magyar superstition is that any one who eats nuts without honey on Christmas will lose his teeth Another is that a pillow turned at midnight will bring dreams of a future lover- It is unlucky to trip on Christmas day Tho Sicilian children place penny royal in the beds Christmas eve be cause they believe it always flowers at the exact hour of Christs birth All children born at midnight on Dec 31 will become great and famous Christmas Diplomacy Lady My husband wont wear those shirts I bought him for Christmas 1 didnt think he would And now Id like to exchange them Clerk For what madam Lady Well you might let me loob at some lace handkerchiefs and somfi silver hatpins Puck His Popularity Explained I dont see what makes that young fripad of mine so very popular said WiKIe YVishington lie is in demand frr any number of CT rraas parties Knt is very ei p ilained an f T1 Miss Cayer p cre is so near- hat he i ually I y for inistie Winter Excursions Low Rates WINTER TOURIST RATES -Daily reduced rate excursions to CaJi fornia Old Mexico Southern and Cuban Resorts H0MESEEKERS EXCURSIONS -First and third Tuesdays of kui month to many points west south and southwest PERSONALLY CONDUCTED EXCURSION TO FLORIDA by Supcstn tendent Public Instructions of Nebraska Mr J L McBrien Jeiwfutjg Lincoln and Omaha December 19th Write G V UonneL CE 4A Lincoln for itinerary v GOVERNMENT IRRIGATED HOMESTEADS in the Big Horn Basiw ai YeJIowstone Valley One of the last chances to secure good farais votn the Government at low prices Go with Mr D Clem Deacnar on the next personally conducted excursion He will help you soouks SSfSBgaSKL I si f 6i 1 elf si i al i i Ijpjil GIVE ME A TRIAL one oi tnese lanns Mo charge tor his sezmais H P SUTTON McCOOK h xcursions first and third Tuesdays D F Hostettek Ticket Agont McCook Nek I W Wakelev G P A Omaha V JEWELER MUSICAL GOODS NEBRASKA Mike Walsh DEALER IN POULTRY EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash New location just across rnCttr street in P Walsb building llVUUH E F OSBORN rayman Prompt Service Courteous Treatment Reasonable Prices Office First Door South of DeGroffi Phone 13 F B BURGESS Plumber and Steam Fitter Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass Gocos Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Estimates Furnished Free Base ment of the Postoffice Building McCOOK NEBRASKA lagsaFVBNaBNSPvaBBNlrsfisK AUTOMOBILE LIVERY DALLAS DIVINE Prop PHONE 166 McCOOK NEBR Night or day trips made anywhere Prices Reasonable Guaranteed Good Service MUtttftOit tttttttkOQ Attention Farmers Make your corn crib of SLAT CRIBBING When through with the crib it makes a tine fence Investigate This Barnett Lumber Co 1 Phone 5 i FHf383 filial Slf ll lilEHl II I i iiiJ i HUfiLI 1 i Em MrfflRwaWitV 1 Snip ill IraAMKHliiEl I cj ir Avrpir n r firt sffarri I RViH i W Mi flWf WWTFffy r Dr J O Bruce l OSTEOPATH l Telephone 55 McCook NeJtt I T Office over ElecrlcTheatre on JHaln Ave r i gttetj qiuuuiji it iHiitM MuiiJUj tiiitivA isi Updike Grain Co foe COAL Phone 169 SSGARYEY Mg K V T irfWfrffW WVfXtrPWIt W T riW3 r I r J 2 mCDKAYfcK I- RenI Ftntf Parm Innnc and Insurance - 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