- islgBiMHBBMMMBMiiiiMrai maw iimih iiijiimMMignmKssKSE3 National Bank Protection moans a great deal to you as a depositor In point of work ing capital capital surplus and undivided profits of 880 00000 The First National Bank of McCook ranks first among the banks of western Nebraska Our books are examined by National Bank examiners un der tho supervision of the Comptroller of tho Currency at least twice a year There is no better security than tha For Your Savings Thrift is a simple thing but it means a great deal It is tho foundation of financial success and contentment Save money and put it away safely for a rainy day De posit in The First of McCook Nebraska By F M KIA1A1ELL Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Year in Advance REPUBLICAN NATIONAL TICKET For President WILLIAM H TAFT of Ohio For Vice President JAMES S SHERMAN of New York For Governor GEORGE L SHELDON Republican County Central Committee The following are the Republican county central committeemen and their post office addresses Alliance Sam Premer Bartlcy Beaver Geo B Morgan Danbury Bondvillc H N Colling Indianola Box Elder W B Sexson Box Elder Coleman John N Smith McCook Danbury T F Gockley Danbury Driftwood J H yade McCook East Valley Fritsch Gcrver Grant Indianola Lebanon Missouri Ridge U G Etherton Bartlcy C M Goben Indianola C M Lofton Cedar Bluffs M Benjamin McCook E S Hill Indianola J B Cummings Lebanon John Deveny Indianola North Valley Win Wight Bartley Perry Chas HJacobs McCook Red Willow F CSmith Indianola Tyrouo L A Sheldon Lebanon Valley Grange A D Johnston McCook Willow Grove r O all at McCook 1st prcc 1st ward J F Cordeal 2nd prec 1st v ard W C Allison 1st prec 2nd ward H W Conover 2nd prec 2nd ward Scott Odell Geo S Scott Uhairman John F Cordeal Secretary SHOULD BE RETURNED No feature of tho present political campaign is of more Interest to the voters and the people generally so far as southwestern Nebraska is concerned than the return of Hon G V Norris to congress as the representative of the fifth district Judge Norris during his service in the house of representatives has shown that he possesses much ability of a high order and has proven beyond question the best and most able representative the district has ever had His fearless stand for the interests of the people and his staunch support of the presi dent as against the power of the speak ers machine and corporate aggres sion proves to us that we make no mis take in choosing him to look after our interests and demonstrates further that now would be a poor time to try an unknown untried substitute in the national congress Judge Norris has stood firmly and un mistakably with President Roosevelt on all administrations reform measures and that ho stands high in tho esteem of tho president haB been made known in many ways That ho has proven himself worthy of the trust reposed in him is not doubted by anyono who is familiar with his recorded and now we should lay our politics asido Demo crats Republicans Prohibitionists and all and unite in voting for his return as in so doing we are simply voting for our own interests There has been no question concern ing the welfare of tho people of this state before congress during the term of Judge Norris service on which he has hesitated to donne bis position and the record shows that ho has always been for the right and for the welfare of the frcat mass of the common people as against special interests We should not at this time desire any change when we know that we could not possibly improve upon our present service and there is every chance of a new and unknown man proving a failure as a legislative factor A plain hardworking honest Amer ican citizen Judge Norris comes to us asking for our approval of his public service and to those who are acquaint ed with the record with his public and private life which is above reproach and who have noted his sterling integri ty through all his official career no guarantee is needed to prove to us that ho will continuo to raako good as the representative of all the people of the Fifth Congressional District With his extensive knowledge of the nations affairs his keen sense of right and justice and fairtiesg his comprehen sive grasp of tho needs of the times and his exceptional ability we can be sure that no better man could be selected to help carry on the legislative work which has been so well begun and to which he stands committed To vote for a continuation of the Roosevelt policies you must necessarily vote for Hon George W Norris for con gress MINOR ITEMS OF NEWS Celery Scott Foot balls at Hofers Mango peppers Scott McGonnell fills prescriptions Bulk mixed pickles Scott Everything in drugs McConnell Hofer sells Red Dwarf ink pencils Mary Harrisonnurse Phone black 286 Use McMillens liver granules and be well Kodaks and kodak supplies Mc Connell Typewriter ribbons for sale at The Tribune office Prunes in 25 pound boxes at 225 per box Hubers Extreme homeliness and illimitable dignity are as incompatible as Standard oil and Teddy Roosevelt Just arrived a fine lot of union un derwear Call and see them Rozell Barger Keep No 13 liniment handy and avoid needless suffering It is a magical relief for sprains backache soreness etc L W McConnell Druggist If you want a screen that is superior in every way to a factory made screen and at the same price then leave your order with C W Graves For fall weddings or any other time when you want to give something extra nice for a present bear our pictures in mind L W McConnell Druggist Rozell Barger have them to suit and fit you all We mean pants for boys and men at prices from 2oc to 750 Prices and pants both attrac tive Regular meeting W C T U will be held at home of Mrs C H Boyle Oct 16th at 3 p m Topic Purity Mrs Edker Burton leader All ladies are cordiallv invited A part of every mans business assets is his reputation for being there with the goods of selling good articles for the money for selling dependable merchandise in any department of trade Havent you often heard this stated of Marshs meats If you are interested in the Westsend 25 cents in stamps for four late issues of The Pacific Monthly containing fully illustrated descriptive articles about dai rying fruit growing poultry raising and general farming conditions in Oregon Washington and Idaho Pacific Month ly Portland Orrgon To Make Them Smart Mr Pedagog is an oldtirae teacher He believes in the rod to brighten up dull boys Well isnt that the natural -way to make them smart The Burned Church Jim regarding damage to church by fire Good job it wasnt a factory Bill Bill Youre right mate Only one man put out of work and he draws his money Punch The Rule of Three Stella What is the rule of three Bella That one ought to go home New York Sun asaggggaaya5gF - - - I - Another Way Out of It Nobodj had ever had reason to ac cuse Abel Pond of being dishonest but he was as sharp a man In a bargain as could be found In the couuty When tho building committee applied to him for a site for the new library he was ready to sell them a desirable lot but not at their price I couldnt feel to let It go under SGOO he said with the mild obstinacy that characterized all his dealings with his fellow men It wouldnt be right You ought to be willing to contrib ute something for such an object said the chairman of the committee If Its worth six hundred why not let us have it for Gve hundred and call it youve given the other huudred Mm no I couldnt do tlyit said Sir Pond stroking his chin but I tell you what I will do You give me seven hundred for it and Ill make out a check for a hundred and hand it over to you sos you can head the list of subscriptions with a good round sum and kind of wake up folks to their duty Youths Companion A Real Apology When the late Joel Chandlei Har ris was an editor here among us said an Atlantan I called on him one day and found him very willing to correct an error about me that crept luto his columns We talked about newspaper contra dictions public apologies and the like and Uncle Remus took down a scrap book and read me an apology that was an apology Indeed It had happened he said in a Transvaal paper Ill nev er forget it 1 agreed with Mr Har ris that it was the finest specimen of the public apology and retraction ex tant It aid I the undersigned A C du Plessls retract hereby everything I have said against the innocent Jr G P Bezuiden hout calling myself an infamous liar and striking my mouth with tho exclamation You mendacious mouth Wny do you lio so I declare further that I know noth ing against the character of Mr G P Bezuidcnhout I call myself besides a genuine liar of the first class A C DU PLESSIS His Cough Cure In my boyhood there came to our town said a clergyman a gentle min ister who the very first Sunday of his incumbency stopped effectually his coughing congregation It was a congregation too singu larly addicted to coughing Rattling volleys of coughs run over it every few minutes The minister indeed that first Sunday could hardly make himself heard He had rather a weak voice Well after his sermon had proceed ed for ten or twelve minutes now au dible enough now drowned under great waves of coughs he took a resolution and when the next outbreak was at its height he ceased preaching At once the coughing ceased There was a profound silence The minister soiled My friends said he it sems that when I stop you stop From that day in that church they coughed no more Queer Wedding Effigy There is a curious custom still prev alent in the Bellary district of India in connection with the wedding cere monies among certain Brahman fam ilies Just prior to the close of the feasting a hideous effigy of a male figure fantastically robed in rags sup posed to represent the bridegrooms fa ther is carried along the streets in procession under the shade of a sieve adorned with tassels of onions and margosa leaves Every few yards dur ing the procession the feet of the effigy have to be reverently washed and its forehead decorated with a caste mark by its living spouse the bridegrooms mother The bridegrooms other fe male relations have several mock at tentions paid to them b3 the -women of the brides party St James Ga zette Restaurant Affiliation The waiter in the light lunch cafe looked expectantly at the first of flva men who had just catered Bring ie a coffee cake and a cup of coffee ordered the Grst man Ill take some milk biscuit and a glass of milk said the second Tea buns and a cup of tea please remarked the third A piece of cocoauut pie and a cup of cocoa said the fourth The waiter passed on to the fifth man Dont say it dont say it he plead ed I know what you want You want a slice of chocolate cake and a cup ol chocolate No I do not protested thi filth man I want a plate of ice cream and a glass of ice water Judges Library An Odd Legacy Thomas Jefferson the founder of the Jefferson family of actors was re membered curiously in the will of Weston who was himself an esteemed member of Garricks company Wes tons will contained this item I have played under the manage ment of Mr Jefferson at Richmond and receivod from him every polite ness I therefore leave him all my stock of prudence it being the only good quality I think he stands in need of Not So Blind Miranda I want to ask you to mar ry me and to tell me Oh George this is so sudden to tell me what date you and your mother have decided on for our wed ding Brooklyn Lift Publicity Twas In the newspapr and all the world now knows it is the motto of a lending advertising agentv The very truth hath a color from the disposition of the utterer Eliot MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE Mrs J P Crousk is entertaining her mother from Seward this atato Miss Nina Tomlinson is Btudying music under Prof Rees of Hastings Mrs Mary Babcock arrived homo Tuesday night from her Beatrice visit C C IIaicless having recently trad ed his city property haB moved to Strat ton Dr Earl Vahlw as commenced the construction of a modern residence on North Main avenue MissHattie Woolard returned from Omaha early in tho week and resumed her place in tho postoilice Mr and Mrs C R Wood worth have gone to his home in Milford Cen ter Ohio on a vacation and visit D M Dodge of North Bend Nob iB assisting in Woodwoiths during tho nbsenco of the proprietor in Ohio Mrs Julius Kuxert was painfully injured Wednesday morning by falling down the cellarway at the residence E J Brady is off on a months vaca tion and Mrs II D Stewart is substi tuting in the postoilice during his ab sence Mrs T B Campbell arrived home last Thursday night from Lincoln where sho had been visiting hex daugh ter Mrs E J Kates Mr and Mrs D E Eikesberuy de parted on No G Wednesday night for Indiana on a business trip stopping on their way in Illinois and Michigan R Traphagen returned homo Sunday night from seeing his aged and sick mother in Illinois Sho was slightly improved at tho time ho left for homo Rev M B Carman O F Pearson J W Chase J C Moore II II Berry nnd II E Culbertson arrived home from conference at Gothenburg Mon day Mrs E E Magee and Master Bruce returned to Aurora Nebraska their home last Saturday morning on No 2 after a short visit with McCook rela tives Mrs S A Rowell arrived homp last Friday morning from her absence of much of tho summer visiting her relatives in Iowa where she enjoyed a rare time with her sisters and other rel atives L H Ljndemann and Henry Boeh ling departed5Wednesday morning on No 2 for Texas where Mr Boehling may select a farm in the panhandle country Mrs A R Clark left on No 1 Wed nesday for Denver Colorado to visit her son Ira for a few weeks From there she will go on to their new home in Texas Mr and Mrs J B Meserve who have been spending the past few weeks in the city guest of their daughter Mrs F M Kimmell departed on No 1 Tues day for California where they will spend the winter J II Hammond of the Cambridge Clarion came up to tho races last Sat urday afternoon and paid his respects at these newspaper headquarters Mr Hammond has the credit of producing one of tho valleys best weeklies Mrs C W Taylor and the four children arrived in the city last Sunday night from their former home in Lead City South Dakota The family is now located in the Oyster dwelling at comer of -Main avenue and I street A C Nettleton of Stockbridge Mass visited in McCook Monday Tuesday on his way home from visiting in Salt Lake City Utah and points west Mr Nettleton was one of the early settlers of Western Red Willow county He finds McCook greatly im proved but many old faces absent many strango ones in their places lie briefly visited Mrs W S Fitch on tho Driftwood while here Womans Curiosity Womans curiosity said Sir Fletcher is a quality of mind beyond human understanding Yes said Mrs Fletcher What made you thiuk of that The fool actions of a woman that I saw downtown today She followed a man ten blocks just to get to read a placard that was fastened to his back She spotted him at Thirty fourth street That was really the end of her trip I made that out from sometlng si said to another -woman who was too fat to join in the chase but when she caught sight of that flaming red JUOlll LJIU IV LUU UitlUO UlLiV UlJ U- i nosity got the better of her and she set out after him He led her quite a chase across town and downtown and back again but she never weakened She tagged faithfully along in his wake and finally she got close enough to read that notice Mrs Fletcher reflected a moment Wlur did it say she asked It alod her to get her teeth pull ed soSiEWfbere on Sixth avenue Mrs Fletcher thought again Where were you all the time she was trying to find that out Me said Fletcher Oh I was following the woman I wanted to see if she finally caught up with the man New York Times In the course of a few years the Doay attains its full growth but the heart may grow forever It is a pity that so few hearts enjoy the privilege Albany Tex News FOR RENiyBTC For Sale Estato Oak heator prac tically now Mna George Willetts For Sale Side board folding bod and other household f urnituro Call at II P Suttons or phono black 149 For Sale House nnd two lots 8900 Terms easy Inquire of Barger at the clothing store For Rent A good barn Inquiro of Julius Kunurt For Rent Four rooms furnished or unfurnished after October 15th Mrs S A Rowell For Rest 5 room cottage also furn ished rooms for light housekeeping Mrs J I Lee phone 43 For Rent A new six room house Phone red 259 Wanted Goon set of double driving harness Call at this office Wanted 1000 now subscribers to The McCook Tribune at 8100 tho year Wanted A place to do general house work Phono red 249 Found Winchester repeating shot gun Owner can have same by calling at this office and paying for this notice Found Silk glove Owner can have same by paying for this notice M i iCTTrtwjjr awr Th GUS East B Street Special Millinery Sale yf We have over 300 J beautifully trimmed J hats for Misses and C Children we offer JC at great sacrifice for three days only October 1 5 16 and 17 Come earl and get a good selection mimimmmmmmmmmmm McCook Markets Merchants nnd dcaiors in McCook at noon today Friduy nro paying tho fol lowing pricea Corn 5 72 Wheat 70 Oats 45 Ryo C5 Barley Hogs 5 90 Butter good 20 Eggs 10 miJi in ii ii n i Save Money You save money by blanketing your horse with a famous 5A rforsa Blanket He saves the cast of his blanket on his lessened feed bill 5A Blankets are warm strong and noted for length of wear Ask your dealer for 5A Duy a 5A Bias Girth for the Stable Muy a 5 A Square for the Street We Sell Them McCOOK HARDWARE CO Governor Sheldon Nebraskas manly and pro gressive 3oung executive will speak on the issues of the national campaign in Menards Hall McCook on the evening of Tuesday October 13th The governor represents the Wests best progressive square deal Republicanism You Should Hear Him cxas TTL HJIUJJIMIL I l ftiVt0TOrV QZSZlf Scientific Cold Tire Setter The machine that sets your tires while you wait and does the work right ALL WORK GUARANTEED If not satisfied your money will be re funded We also do turning lathe work and general biacksmithing M ARK W A McCcok Nebraska kv s b o ssfzib e st itvyi in waif anrtrrtTwrmmtmmi LO VELL NIES 1 1 1 B St W i 1 4