The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 11, 1908, Image 5

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McCook Neb
VIERSEN STANDISH
SHOE PARLOR AND HOSPITAL
113 B Street West - Telephone 369
MAIN LINE EaST DEPART
No 6 Central Time 1027 p m
2 500 AM
715 A SI
14 942 P 31
1Q 400 P M
XIAIJf LINE -WEST DEPABT
No 1 Mountain Time 950 A u
3 1142 P M
5 Arrives p m
jj 1025 a M
15 1217 A it
ISHEEIAIi LINE
No 176 arrives Mountain Time 305 p M
No 175 departs 710 A 31
Sleeping dining and reclining chair cars
seats free on through trains Tickets sold
and baggage checked to any point in the United
States or Canada
For information time tables maps and tick
ets call on or write R E Foe Agent McCook
Nebraska or L V Wakeley General Passen
ger Agent Omaha Nebraska
RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS
Engineer W C Schenck has bought
residence property in Denver at 2126
Lafayette street
Agent Hostetter of Oberlin Kansas
has been promoted to McCook as agent
and Agent Foe of this place has been
transferred to Arapahoe
Mrs P M Hutchins and young son
will arrive from Denver tomorrow to
make their home here where Mr Hut
chins is now located in the Western
Union service
James Campbell who has been a
guest of his brother Tom of the dis
patchers office departed Wednesday
morning on No 2 for Memphis Ten
nessee going via Lincoln where he will
briefly visit the Kates family
223 2 tO 5
252 I3i tO 2
2S7 9 to 3
PRICE
275
250
200
The machine that sets your tires while
you wait and does the work right
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
If not satisfied your money will be re
funded We also do turning lathe
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work and general blacksmithinj
GUS MARKWAD
East B Street
McCook Nebraska
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Depot and Agent
Powell Nilsson of Marion have ob
tained from the Burlington railroad an
agent and a depot for the town in which
they live They have withdrawn their
complaint before the railway commis
sion and are satisfied with the present
arrangements made by the railroad com
pany Incidentally the complainants ex
tend congratulations to Commissioner
Williams upon his re nomination and
assure him he will be elected by a large
majority Lincoln Journal
Mary Carmichael Recovering
Mr and Mrs A Carmichaels little
daughter Mary is recovering from a ser
ious illness
McCook base ball team is leading in
the Arapahoe ball tournament
Mrs Joseph Hegenberger and the
children returned homeyesterday morn
ing from their trip to Denver
Typewriter ribbons for sale at The
Tribune office
McCook Markets
Merchants and dealers in McCook at
noon today Friday are paying the fol
lowing prices
Corn S 72
Wheat 76
Oats 45
Rye 65
Barley 55
Hogs 5 90
Butter good 20
Eggsv 16
The Home of the
BEST
SCHOOL SHOES
Below we have illustrated three styles selected at random from our
new fall stock of the famous
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EXCELSIOR SHOE
without doubt the best line of Boys and Youths Shoes in the country
Every pair guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
Let Us Prove Our Claims
We are Ready to Do It
MSKSKm
No 207
Boys Plump Box
Calf Blucher good
solid soles 2 to 5 h 225
No 237
Same in Youths
sizes 13 to 2 200
No 272
Same in Little
Gents sizes 9 to 13 175
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Heres Our Leader
- No 223
Guaranteed full cut Calf Skin
oil tanned which insures plia
bility and long wear soles pro
tected by heavy brads left
perfectly smooth
STOCK NO
SIZES
Its a Real Pleasure to Show
Such Superior Goods at
Such Prices
No 224
All solid medium
weight Kangaroo Calf
blucher lace a shoe for
service sizes 2 to 250
No 253
Same in Youths sizes
13J to 2 200
No 288
Same in Little Gents
sizes 9 to 13 175
We only ask you to call at our store and see for yourself the superior
ity of this line of SCHOOL SHOES Our line of Misses and Childrens
Shoes will also interest you
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The Scientific Cold
Tire Setter
A LACING
The Result vfcf Little Edwins Ques
tions and Comments
Say maw
Well what
How do they get holes in lace
Why they make the lace round the
holes my son
But it aint lace without its got
holes is it maw
Xo Edwin
Well how do they get the holes in
the lace they put round the holes to
make the lace then
Child you will yet drive me to dis
traction
Where do they get the holes maw
Why the holes are just air
Oh theyre air holes
I suppose so
Well theres air holes in paws hat
Does that make it a lace hat
No no no
A Swiss cheese has holes in it Does
that make it a Swiss lace
Hold your fool tongue Do you
hear
Didnt you say all lace had holes
maw
Yes
Well Ive got shoe laces but they
aint got no holes in em
Leave the room and permit me to
finish Lady Lingeries Lost Lover or
How Lord Lumbago Was Lured Away
by a Lissom Little Lallapalaza of a
Lacemaker
Maw kin you make lace
Xo Edwin that is not one of my
accomplishments
I didnt think you could maw Mrs
Knockenberger said you was so fat lac
ing wouldnt do you any good
But maw wasnt too fat to give Ed
win a lacing that did him some good
Chicago Journal
The Mouse Trap
The child is father to the man
said an inventor For instance there
was a millers son who invented at the
age of seventeen an automatic mouse
trap a trap that used the recoil from
one mouses capture to set itself for
another mouse This trap worked well
caught eleven mice at the first go off
and soon rid the millers mill of its
mice myriads Well sir the boy in
ventor of that mouse trap used the
traps recoil principle for his greatest
invention the Maxim gun for it is
Sir Hiram Maxim Im talking about
and if you go to the Maine village of
Sangerville theyll show you there one
of the automatic rapid firing mouse
traps that presaged the famous Maxim
gun
Still Possible
Clara When Tom proposed to me he
admitted that he had more money
than brains
Maude Well Ive no reason to doubt
It although I understand he hasnt a
dollar to his name Pittsburg Post
FISH SUPERSTITIONS
Queer Old Time Notions Some of
Which Still Survive
The one fish medicine of which mod
ern bclcncc thoroughly approves Is cod
liver oil and this though in far less
nauseous form than formerly is swal
lowed in tony every year
In old days n much wider use was
made of fish as cures for various evils
and some o these practices have sur
vived to the present day Some little
time ago ii hoy died of epilepsy In a
north Wales parish The doctor called
In too late Inquired If the deceased had
been given any medicine Oh yes
was the answer We caught a trout
drowned It in new milk and gave It to
the boy
Eels are supposed to possess all kinds
of virtues In the dark ages of medi
cine a powder made of eels liver was
considered an absolute specific for deaf
ness and was also employed in cases of
ague or fever A decoction of eels fat
is still used hi Dutch peasants as a
remedy for falling hair
But the most valuable part of the eel
according to popular superstition is its
skin Many an old farmer wears a
belt of eelskin as a ipreventive against
rheumatism and some believe that a
garter made of the skin of this snake
like fish worn next to the human skin
as a preventive not only against rheu
matism hut also against sprains or
similar injuries
Another cure for rheumatism which
finds favor with salt water fishermen
Is a red herring The herring being the
most plentiful of all the sea fish a
number of superstitions have attached
themselves to it For luck through the
ensuing year one must be sure to eat
a herring on New Years day
Fishermen believe that each shoal is
headed by a king herring which is
more than double as large as any of its
followers They believe that when one
of the kings comes tip in the net it
should bo thrown overboard otherwise
the next days fishing will be a failure
Pittsburg Gazette Times
THE HEADSMAN
He Used the Sword and Not the Ax
Prior to 1483
I am inclined to think that prior to
14S3 the sword and not the ax was
usually employed as the weapon for
judicial decapitation and that a block
was dispensed with the victims receiv
ing their doom meekly kneeling upon
their knees and in this opinion I am
fortified by the concurrence of an emi
nent clerical historian This learned
writer agreed with me that the ax did
not become the regulation lethal im
plement until after the rough and ready
heading of Lord Hastings on the
Tower green when he was summarily
dispatched by order of the protector
Gloucester
In this instance according to the
chroniclers the victims neck was
stretched upon a piece of timber then
in use for the repair of the adjacent
church of St Peter ad Viucula prob
ably a putlog part of the scaffolding
which we read conveniently lay in
the way Contemporary accounts
seem to indicate that the executioner
straddled over the prone body and
from this position I infer that the de
capitation was effected by the tool
known as an adz the cutting edge of
which is at a right angle to and not in
a plane with the haft
I may add that the only contempo
rary reference I have come across of
the use or proposed use of an ax and
block for inflicting capital punishment
prior to this tragedy is in one of the
Paston series of letters describing the
peril of an unfortunate captive of Jack
Cades rebels A D 1430 a generation
before Lord Hastings was so clumsily
hacked to death London Notes and
Queries
The Hair
A single hair which can support a
weight of two ounches is so elastic
that it may be stretched to one third of
Its entire length and then regain its for
mer size and condition Dr Pincus
has measured the growth of hair by
cutting off circles about one inch in
diameter from the heads of healthy
men and so comparing the growth of
the patches with that of the rest of the
hair He found that the growth rate
generally became slower after cutting
that in some cases the hair on the
patches grew at the same rale as the
rest but that it never grew any faster
The ordinary length of the hair on
the head ranges- between twenty two
inches and about forty five inches the
latter being considered unusually long
London Standard
Beetles
The Rev Theodore Wood a well
known English authority on beetles
makes an interesting observation on a
little beetle found frequently in the
flowers of the primrose but nowhere
else which is quite a mystery It is
small brown and flat and Mr Wood
remarks of it How its life is lived
nobody knows Where its eggs are
laid what the grubs feed upon where
the chrysalis be hidden nobody knows
Xobody knows even why the perfect
beetle gets into the primrose blossom
An Easy Way
In order to succeed in life said the
experienced person you must not be
afraid to make enemies
Then answered the tractable
youth you would probably advise me
to put in some time as a baseball um
piresWashington Star
When the Adamses Move
Mrs K while telling her children
about Adam and Eve and the beauties
of the garden of Eden was interrupted
by one of the tiny tots saying Oh
mamma when those Adamses move
away let us get that place to live in
Delineator
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Good Business
McCook Roller Mills 90 barrels good running order ood patromige
excellent location
Eighty acres fine farming land 53 acres in alfalfa Splendid build
ings new modern house seven rooms and bath completed three rooms
unfinished hot and cold water furnace heat two miles from this city
My residence corner of D and 3th street E 100 feet front and house
and lot corner A and 4tn street E about GO feet front both 140 feet deep
I wish to sell any or all of this property at once on of sick
ness in my family
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McCook Nebraska
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