1 V i 4 hi rf r We are proud of the repair work done in our Hospital ffgjpraiijfc HSfflg rTwSSS Time Card McCook Neb VIERSEN STANDISH SHOE PARLOR AND HOSPITAL 113 B Street West - Telephone 369 MAIN LINE EaST DEPART No 6 Central Time 1027 p m 2 500 AM 715 A SI 14 942 P 31 1Q 400 P M XIAIJf LINE -WEST DEPABT No 1 Mountain Time 950 A u 3 1142 P M 5 Arrives p m jj 1025 a M 15 1217 A it ISHEEIAIi LINE No 176 arrives Mountain Time 305 p M No 175 departs 710 A 31 Sleeping dining and reclining chair cars seats free on through trains Tickets sold and baggage checked to any point in the United States or Canada For information time tables maps and tick ets call on or write R E Foe Agent McCook Nebraska or L V Wakeley General Passen ger Agent Omaha Nebraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS Engineer W C Schenck has bought residence property in Denver at 2126 Lafayette street Agent Hostetter of Oberlin Kansas has been promoted to McCook as agent and Agent Foe of this place has been transferred to Arapahoe Mrs P M Hutchins and young son will arrive from Denver tomorrow to make their home here where Mr Hut chins is now located in the Western Union service James Campbell who has been a guest of his brother Tom of the dis patchers office departed Wednesday morning on No 2 for Memphis Ten nessee going via Lincoln where he will briefly visit the Kates family 223 2 tO 5 252 I3i tO 2 2S7 9 to 3 PRICE 275 250 200 The machine that sets your tires while you wait and does the work right ALL WORK GUARANTEED If not satisfied your money will be re funded We also do turning lathe rc work and general blacksmithinj GUS MARKWAD East B Street McCook Nebraska Z fcva Depot and Agent Powell Nilsson of Marion have ob tained from the Burlington railroad an agent and a depot for the town in which they live They have withdrawn their complaint before the railway commis sion and are satisfied with the present arrangements made by the railroad com pany Incidentally the complainants ex tend congratulations to Commissioner Williams upon his re nomination and assure him he will be elected by a large majority Lincoln Journal Mary Carmichael Recovering Mr and Mrs A Carmichaels little daughter Mary is recovering from a ser ious illness McCook base ball team is leading in the Arapahoe ball tournament Mrs Joseph Hegenberger and the children returned homeyesterday morn ing from their trip to Denver Typewriter ribbons for sale at The Tribune office McCook Markets Merchants and dealers in McCook at noon today Friday are paying the fol lowing prices Corn S 72 Wheat 76 Oats 45 Rye 65 Barley 55 Hogs 5 90 Butter good 20 Eggsv 16 The Home of the BEST SCHOOL SHOES Below we have illustrated three styles selected at random from our new fall stock of the famous U EXCELSIOR SHOE without doubt the best line of Boys and Youths Shoes in the country Every pair guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction Let Us Prove Our Claims We are Ready to Do It MSKSKm No 207 Boys Plump Box Calf Blucher good solid soles 2 to 5 h 225 No 237 Same in Youths sizes 13 to 2 200 No 272 Same in Little Gents sizes 9 to 13 175 HH5 Heres Our Leader - No 223 Guaranteed full cut Calf Skin oil tanned which insures plia bility and long wear soles pro tected by heavy brads left perfectly smooth STOCK NO SIZES Its a Real Pleasure to Show Such Superior Goods at Such Prices No 224 All solid medium weight Kangaroo Calf blucher lace a shoe for service sizes 2 to 250 No 253 Same in Youths sizes 13J to 2 200 No 288 Same in Little Gents sizes 9 to 13 175 We only ask you to call at our store and see for yourself the superior ity of this line of SCHOOL SHOES Our line of Misses and Childrens Shoes will also interest you aufc 1 - wn - - The Scientific Cold Tire Setter A LACING The Result vfcf Little Edwins Ques tions and Comments Say maw Well what How do they get holes in lace Why they make the lace round the holes my son But it aint lace without its got holes is it maw Xo Edwin Well how do they get the holes in the lace they put round the holes to make the lace then Child you will yet drive me to dis traction Where do they get the holes maw Why the holes are just air Oh theyre air holes I suppose so Well theres air holes in paws hat Does that make it a lace hat No no no A Swiss cheese has holes in it Does that make it a Swiss lace Hold your fool tongue Do you hear Didnt you say all lace had holes maw Yes Well Ive got shoe laces but they aint got no holes in em Leave the room and permit me to finish Lady Lingeries Lost Lover or How Lord Lumbago Was Lured Away by a Lissom Little Lallapalaza of a Lacemaker Maw kin you make lace Xo Edwin that is not one of my accomplishments I didnt think you could maw Mrs Knockenberger said you was so fat lac ing wouldnt do you any good But maw wasnt too fat to give Ed win a lacing that did him some good Chicago Journal The Mouse Trap The child is father to the man said an inventor For instance there was a millers son who invented at the age of seventeen an automatic mouse trap a trap that used the recoil from one mouses capture to set itself for another mouse This trap worked well caught eleven mice at the first go off and soon rid the millers mill of its mice myriads Well sir the boy in ventor of that mouse trap used the traps recoil principle for his greatest invention the Maxim gun for it is Sir Hiram Maxim Im talking about and if you go to the Maine village of Sangerville theyll show you there one of the automatic rapid firing mouse traps that presaged the famous Maxim gun Still Possible Clara When Tom proposed to me he admitted that he had more money than brains Maude Well Ive no reason to doubt It although I understand he hasnt a dollar to his name Pittsburg Post FISH SUPERSTITIONS Queer Old Time Notions Some of Which Still Survive The one fish medicine of which mod ern bclcncc thoroughly approves Is cod liver oil and this though in far less nauseous form than formerly is swal lowed in tony every year In old days n much wider use was made of fish as cures for various evils and some o these practices have sur vived to the present day Some little time ago ii hoy died of epilepsy In a north Wales parish The doctor called In too late Inquired If the deceased had been given any medicine Oh yes was the answer We caught a trout drowned It in new milk and gave It to the boy Eels are supposed to possess all kinds of virtues In the dark ages of medi cine a powder made of eels liver was considered an absolute specific for deaf ness and was also employed in cases of ague or fever A decoction of eels fat is still used hi Dutch peasants as a remedy for falling hair But the most valuable part of the eel according to popular superstition is its skin Many an old farmer wears a belt of eelskin as a ipreventive against rheumatism and some believe that a garter made of the skin of this snake like fish worn next to the human skin as a preventive not only against rheu matism hut also against sprains or similar injuries Another cure for rheumatism which finds favor with salt water fishermen Is a red herring The herring being the most plentiful of all the sea fish a number of superstitions have attached themselves to it For luck through the ensuing year one must be sure to eat a herring on New Years day Fishermen believe that each shoal is headed by a king herring which is more than double as large as any of its followers They believe that when one of the kings comes tip in the net it should bo thrown overboard otherwise the next days fishing will be a failure Pittsburg Gazette Times THE HEADSMAN He Used the Sword and Not the Ax Prior to 1483 I am inclined to think that prior to 14S3 the sword and not the ax was usually employed as the weapon for judicial decapitation and that a block was dispensed with the victims receiv ing their doom meekly kneeling upon their knees and in this opinion I am fortified by the concurrence of an emi nent clerical historian This learned writer agreed with me that the ax did not become the regulation lethal im plement until after the rough and ready heading of Lord Hastings on the Tower green when he was summarily dispatched by order of the protector Gloucester In this instance according to the chroniclers the victims neck was stretched upon a piece of timber then in use for the repair of the adjacent church of St Peter ad Viucula prob ably a putlog part of the scaffolding which we read conveniently lay in the way Contemporary accounts seem to indicate that the executioner straddled over the prone body and from this position I infer that the de capitation was effected by the tool known as an adz the cutting edge of which is at a right angle to and not in a plane with the haft I may add that the only contempo rary reference I have come across of the use or proposed use of an ax and block for inflicting capital punishment prior to this tragedy is in one of the Paston series of letters describing the peril of an unfortunate captive of Jack Cades rebels A D 1430 a generation before Lord Hastings was so clumsily hacked to death London Notes and Queries The Hair A single hair which can support a weight of two ounches is so elastic that it may be stretched to one third of Its entire length and then regain its for mer size and condition Dr Pincus has measured the growth of hair by cutting off circles about one inch in diameter from the heads of healthy men and so comparing the growth of the patches with that of the rest of the hair He found that the growth rate generally became slower after cutting that in some cases the hair on the patches grew at the same rale as the rest but that it never grew any faster The ordinary length of the hair on the head ranges- between twenty two inches and about forty five inches the latter being considered unusually long London Standard Beetles The Rev Theodore Wood a well known English authority on beetles makes an interesting observation on a little beetle found frequently in the flowers of the primrose but nowhere else which is quite a mystery It is small brown and flat and Mr Wood remarks of it How its life is lived nobody knows Where its eggs are laid what the grubs feed upon where the chrysalis be hidden nobody knows Xobody knows even why the perfect beetle gets into the primrose blossom An Easy Way In order to succeed in life said the experienced person you must not be afraid to make enemies Then answered the tractable youth you would probably advise me to put in some time as a baseball um piresWashington Star When the Adamses Move Mrs K while telling her children about Adam and Eve and the beauties of the garden of Eden was interrupted by one of the tiny tots saying Oh mamma when those Adamses move away let us get that place to live in Delineator Wm JiHr JK Doit you tlpiiL it will be well for you to eed tle writirjej 09 tlpe wII ad buy your FJI outfit 90W If you buy your FII 9d Wi9ter tipi9c5 96 w you will ve just tjt fqucI Io9er to e9Joy tlen Ayd iS9t it delist to rve tri9cs wlpiie tley reJ9ew i9Sted of WdJg uitil tlpey re 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