STATEMENT OF THE CONDITION OK THE McCook Co operative Building Savings Assn of McCook Noliraskn on tho StOth tiny of June 1008 AHHBTB First MortRiiKO LonuB S 7 Stock lonnH W0 00 BealosUito Cash WJ Dolinquont interest 08 KxtKjnuos nnd taxes paid - y Delinquent assessments Total 132829 51 LIAIIIL1TIEH Capital etock paid up 127019 68 Hosorvofund j Undivided prollta 38J JW Other liabilities 221 05 Total 132829 51 Receipts nud oziwnditurea for tho yenr endiuR JunoJiO 1008 BECEIFTH y Ualanco on hand July 1 1907 jlij Dnos 2CCS SO Interest premiums and flues H JiT Loans repaid Px XA Real EaUito Sales IbO 00 Total G21 2ti EXPENDITURES Loans 00 Expenses ib i Stock redoomod 692 4 Rills payable 3W0 O Cash on band Total 00424 20 State of Nebraska Red Willow County sa I F A Fennell hocrotary of tho above named associationdo solemnly swear that tho forego inRStatomont of tho condition of said Associa tion true and correct to tho betof my kuowl odKo and bollef F A Fennell Secretary Subscribed and sworn to before mo tins lith day of July 1903 Stella Fuller seal Notary Public Approved T A Wilcox WHMills E Hanson Directors BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh ox the stomach S The best of every thing in his line at the most reasonable prices is Harsh s motto He wants your trade and hopes by merit to keep it a j The Butcher Phone 12 Middleton Ruby PLUMBING and STEAM FITTING All work guaranteed Phono 182 McCook Nebraska A G BUMP Real Estate and Insurance Room Two over McConnells drug store McCook Nebraska JOHN E KELLEY ATT0BNEY AT LAW and BONDED ABSTBACTEB McCook Nebraska Sgent of Lincoln Land Co and of McCook Waterworks Offlco in Poatoffice building C H Boyle Any time you find yourself in need of uppne C EEldeed BOYLE ELDRED Attorneys at I aw Lonf Distanco Ione 44 Rooms 1 anrt 7 second tioor Postoflice Building McCoo Neb R J CONN DENTIST PfloE 2 Office Booms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook GATEW00D VAHUfc DENTISTS Office over McAdams Store Phone 1 90 H P SUTTON McCOOK JEWELER MUSICAL GOODS NEBRASKA Mike Walsh DEAIEB IN POULTRY EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash 5 New location just across VXrCLnnk Were Just As Thankful For a small package as a large one Each will receive tho same thorough and careful attention If we get the former it may in time grow to the later by the satisfaction you will derive in m earing our laundered work Family washing Sc per ponnd McCook Steam Laundry W C BLAIR Prop Successor to G C Heckmau PHONE 35 West Dennlson St TO s lor your Office just drop in and see if we do not have exactly what you want whether it be a box of paper clips or the latest improved filing system The TRIBUNE Office aVtV WWWiWW V FRANKLIN President A C ebeki oashier JAS S DOYLE Vice President THR CITIZENS BANK OF McCOOK NEB b a a Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 15000 t V FRANKLIH s a DIRECTORS JAS S DOYLE A 0 EBERT 4VQiifciWAf THEGENT LE ALLIGATOR Getting Him Out Into tho Open For the Camera Man I have Been a barefoot boy when tho alligator refused to respond to uis call wade In the mud to his waist explore with his toes till he felt the wiggle of the gato beneath them then worry him to the surface grab him by the nose before he could open his jaws and tow the creature ashore to be photo graphed When an alligator that we were hunting crawled Into his cave I held a noosed rope over his inoutn while the boy poked a stick througn the mud until it hit the creature In hb hiding placo and soon I had hlit snared ready to be dragged out on the prairie and tied to be kept till the camera man was ready for him then we turned the reptile loose on a bit of prairie and the boy and I armed with sticks headed him off when he tried to escape while the camera man with his head in the hood of his instrument fol lowed the creature about seeking for evidence in the case of reason versus Instinct When the camera man was through with him the alligator was set free a final shot being taken at him as he walked off Our hunter boys could never be made to comprehend our rea sons for restoring to the creatures their freedom They understood the photo graphing but when this was done why not collect a dollar for the reptiles hide Their manner implied that to this question no sane answer was pos sible A V Dirnock in Harpers Mag azine ECONOMY IN ITALY The Roman Season the Only Time When Real Luxury Is the Rule During the greater part of the year we have only the servants that are necessary my husbands valet one but Jer the porter who stands at the en trance to the palace and a general utility country boy who in the after noon puts on a livery and acts as foot man The women servants are a cook a scullery maid a laundress and two maids besides my own personal one This list is not as extravagant as the same would be in America Wages are nothing by comparison One can get a good ladys maid for S10 a month a competent butler for 10 a cook for 10 a chambermaid for G Their fare would seem coarse to the spoiled servant of America consisting as it does chiefly of bread soup mac aroni and fruit with tea and coffee of an inferior grade and fresh meat once a week We spend nothing that we can possibly help until the Roman sea son Then we have enough surplus to get an additional number of maids and a long row of footmen these for tho most part young women and men from the village of our own estate and both in our country villa and in our Roman palace we open all the rooms that for eight months have been closed and for four months live in luxury An Expatriate in Everybodys Maga zine The Angler Fish A singular superstition about the angler fish is entertained in some parts of Sweden Bohuslan according to Malm and Smitt It is so feared by many that the tackle is cut as soon as the monster reaches the surface and its captor hurries home in order to get there if possible before the misfor tune portended by the monster over takes him The extreme of misfor tunedeathis believed by some to be indicated Nilsson tells that the Swed ish fishermen on the banks believe that on board the vessel on which an angler is taken some one is doomed to die soon They therefore never or hardly ever take the angler on board but prefer to cut the line and thus lose the hook with the fish An anemomotrical faculty is attrib uted to the angler in Massachusetts According to Storer among the fisher men in some parts of the bay there is a common saying When you take a goosefish look out fnr an easterly storm A Human Foot Varmer It is interesting to learn that Julius Caesar found our Celtic ancestors just suCocating themselves with smoke Giraldus the early Welsh historian describes a family as sitting round their smoky central fire by day and lying round it by night But they could have had little comfort from it for the same historian tells us that one of their princes eked out his fire with a human foot warmer This officers duty was to keep his masters feet warm by cherishing them in his bosom during meals For tbis purpose he squatted under the table and no doubt it did him proud so to nurse the roy al moccasins T Ps London Weekly Why He Was Angry You made a mistake in your paper said an indignant man entering the ed itorial sanctum of a daily journal 1 was one of the competitors at an ath letic entertainment last night and you referred to me as the well known lightweight champion Well are you not inquired the sporting editor Xo Im nothing of the kind was the argry response and its confound edly Uwkward because Im a coai deale Philadelphia Ledger Thcught He Was Going to Shave The new rubber in the Turkish bath had formerly been a barber Thus it was when his first patron came in that the new rubber looked him over and said pityingly Wash yourself sometimes dont you V Louis ville Courier Journal Spare minutes are the gold dust of time the portions of life most fruitful in good or eYil the gaps through which temptations f ter Mrs Thrall Lived on the Spineless Cactus S cactus good to eat Yea verily says Dr Leon M Landone of Los Angeles who has lived well for two weeks at a stretch on cactus exclusively Dr Landone sub sisted upon the spineless cactus devel oped by Luther Burbank the Califor nia fruit and vegetable wizard For ten years Mr Burbank patiently ex perimented with the pesky cactus of our great deserts which Is covered with perilous stickers like quills upon the fretful porcupine so that man or beast avoids it instinctively Burbank believed that by patient cultivation he could eliminate the spines He has done so producing a very gentle and harmless breed of cactus that can ba caressed with the naked fingers with out injury Dr Landone being a scientific In vestigator proposed to ascertain if the spineless cactus would sustain human life and he proved that it would At first he lost a little weight but later he regained the loss and at the end of the fortnights novel diet he was very fine and fit During those two week he did much mental and manual la bor without feeling any more fatigtiG than he feels when doing similar work under a general diet The spineless cactus is no better food than the spined cactus It is merely safer and more comfortable eating Tho only reason why cattle on the great plains where cacti grow have not eaten them to their fill these many years is the reason eliminated by Bur bank the spine Indians and some white men have eaten cactus and found it palatable and nutritious Now that the Burbank brand of stickerless cactus bids fair to become general in time if properly cultivated it is be lieved that the problem of cattle graz ing on the semiarid desert areas of our great west and southwest will be solv ed by the simple matter of letting the cows and steers eat cactus when the grass runs out or when they prefer cactus to grass On the far western deserts the cac tus grows to a bulk of COO pounds in IB IiAXDOXE AND A SPINELESS CACTUS three years Every pound is said to make excellent food for man or beast The lonesome mining prospector or desert rat otherwise the man who lives in the desert because he likes it will find a new food right at hand There are various species of cacti The plants grow in any climate this side of the frigid zone Millions of acres of land Avhich unirrigated will produce nothing else may bo cultivat ed to cactus thus adding billions of dollars to the national wealth if the food claims of the spineless cactus as reported are substantiated in actual test While it is not at all likely that the average man will care to confine his diet to the cactus plant Dr Landones successful experiment is valuable as showing that in case of emergency one need not starve so long as cacti abound The prospector lost on the desert whose food supply runs out may preserve life until succor comes or until he reaches friends and food by plucking and preparing cactus for his palate The prickly pear which the plant bears heretofore so near and yet so far because of the stickers seems destined to render desert life much less perilous than heretofore It is asserted by some students of the matter that Mr Burbanks spine less cactus triumph will prove in the end to be of greater material benefit to tho semiarid regions than will any other of his marvelous productions in the vegetable and fruit world Grant ing such importance as this the ex periment of Dr Landone may be look ed upon as a serious contribution to scientific knowledge and in nowise as a mere freak undertaken for purposes of notoriety Despite this fact how ever a wag asserts that the doctor has shown that he possesses a good deai of backbone by living for two weeks on spineless cactus Mr Burbank has got the cactus plant to a stage where he can dive into it headlong taking the great leaves and rubbing his face and hands against them without any injury to himself whatever On the section of his farm devoted to the cactus he is able to show the visitor the plant in its various stages of evolution from its original prickly condition to that in which it appears as a plant capable of harming no one Step by step the plant loses Its thorns like a conscious intelligent being gradually dropping off crudi ties and superfluities to emerge into a state approaching as near as possible to perfection LITERARY BULLS For Instance tho Groan That Gurglos From the Slain Macaulay once reviewed a poem In which a clmax of absurdity was reach ed with this line And hcarst each groan that gurgles from the slain The poetic license which lets a gram gurgle from a slain man is capable of letting him walk into town from the field of battle collect the amount of his life Insurance policy and hand It to his widow It brings to mind the heroic warrior of whom It is said that thrice he slew the slain and the Irish member of parliament who convulsed the house of commons by exclaiming that he would die as a soldier first and a man afterward But strange to saj Macaulay himself has made a similar blunder In his Battle of Lake Ragillus the follow ing lines occur The shouting of the slayere And screeching of the slain Did these writers make these slips In the heat of battle or were they testing the intellectual acutencss of their readers There is a story of a German schoolmaster who used to call out his class in history and begin to tell them of the Thirty Years war Yes children he would say this Is a sub ject in which I am especially Interest ed as my grandfather often told me about it lie was a well to do innkeep er and one day as lie was standing in his doorway a mounted soldier came galloping up at a furious rate Whats the matter asked my grandfather Matter epough answered the dragoon Dont you know that the Thirty Years war lias begun today At this point the ancient pedagogue would pause and survey his class Then a smile would overspread his rubicund countenance if a hand was raised and a boyish treble asked how the dragoon knew the war would last thirty years Perhaps our poets too would play the schoolmas ter and smile if we should ask thorn how it is possible for the slain to groan or screech George Seibel in Pittsburg Gazette Times THE STUPID SWAN Graceful and Beautiful the Bird Is a Nincompoop To the mind of the average farmer nothing which walks on two legs is quite so stupid as a hen He is mis taken though for there still remains that beautiful graceful nincompoop the common swan The swan is so stupid that it will stand in the shallow part of a pond and allow the water to freeze round its legs till the ice is so thick that it cannot lift its feet and it 1- fast Not infrequently owners of these handsome but witless birds a compelled to chop away sufficient ic to make it possible for them to withdraw their imprisoned foot The stupidity of the swan in this respect Is emphasized by the intelli gence exhibited by ornamental ducks when the weather turns cold As night comes on and the water begins to freeze the ducks begin swimming in a wide well defined circle Round and round they go during the entire night keeping all the water within that circle free from ice so that a hen the day dawns they can float about and doze in the sun Ducks are al ways most active during tho night and choose the day for sleeping But to return to the swan If you find one of these birds some distance from the water and startle it the swan will rush a few feet toward the pond and then drop down on the ground and try to go through the motions of swim ming apparently unable in its fright to realize that it has not yet reached the water Neither is the common swan a good fighter The black swan although one half its size is invariably the vic tor in the combats which are some times engaged in and generally kills its antagonist The black swan usually provokes the fight too for it is rather a quarrelsome bird Washington Star Do Fish Feel Pain How sensitive to pain are fish A correspondent writes I have a small pond which is stocked with trout 1 keep an accurate account of those I catch and note when I lose any One morning a big rainbow trout broke the worm hook with which I had hooked him That evening I hooked and land ed a good trout also with worm tackle which proved to be my friend of the morning as right down in his stomach was the broken gut and hook and bo side this in his lip was a March brown fly hook which according to my fish ing book must have been there many weeks A fish with a fiy hook in his mouth a worm hook in his stomach and ready to gulp down bait must bo quite impervious to what we mortals call pain Dont Bear Malice A man who harbors maiace is liable to commit murder A man who hates another a long time is sure to get into a fight with him sooner or later and when the fight finally comes there Is likely to be mischief done Men wait for years tor the first blow and the first blow is liable to be with a deadly instrument Dont waste your energy In hating people Such a course would make you wretched and finally get yon into trouble Atchison Globe Water Schoolmaster at end of object les son Now can any of you 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