I K il EM ki I M r K f Phone 23 As the Season for spring Work on the farm approaches it is well to look around and get posted on the best imple ments to buy Our spring stock is now arriving and we will be glad to show Moline Oliver Defiance Plows Moline Bradley and other makes of Disc Harrows Superior and Success Drills Several kinds of spike tooth harrows and other machines beside the Western Belle Lister This lister has been tried in this vicinity for man years and has given universal sat- isfaction But if any customer prefers -something else we have other good ones among which we will mention the Tri Belle Oliver and Bradley We also con tinue to sell the Mitchell Mandt and Milburn Wagons Call on us for anything needed in the farm machinery line HPWaiteCo 9 f The Only Place In McCook where you can buy i can Van Camps Saur Kraut - ioc i can Van Camps Hominy ioc i can Pump1 IOC Navel sweet oranges all sizes per peck 65c 1 2 oz pkg seeded raisins for ioc 16 oz pkg seeded raisins for 1 5c 2 for 25c Evaporated apricots per lb 20c Extra large evaporated yellow or Muir peaches 20c or 3 lbs for 50c Bulk seedless raisins per lb ioc Bulk two Crown raisins per lb ioc Bottle pickles Chow Chow Celery Relish cauliflower stuffed or plain olives ioc 3 cans standard corn 25c 2 large size can tomatoes 25c 1 can Lemon Cling sliced peaches 25c 1 can yellow free peaches 25c 1 can white or black cherries 35c 1 gal can apples 40c 1 gal can peeled pie peaches 50c 1 gal can unpeeled pie peaches 45c 1 gal can white cherries 60c 80 oz K C baking powder 65c 50 oz K C baking powder 45c In Tea Coffee and all Groceries we defy competition We have a large stock of Groceries all fresh and new and needing money will for a short time sell at above prices J A Wilcox Ml Son 5 Time Card McCook Neb MIS niMJIIIrV MAIN LINK EAHT DKPhKT So rt CoutrulThno WSK 2 500 A M 12 715 A M U 9VZ v 31 MAIN LINK west dupaut No I MouutninTimoj 950 a m 1 1112 P 3f 5 Arrives 8M v M IS 1025 a 3i 5 300 a Jl IMillRfAU LINE Xu ITii arrives Mountain Time 50 i M So ITSdeparts G15 A 31 Skojiiiitf lining tii recliuintr chair cues aonts freo on through trains Tickets sold and baiwiifo checked to any point in the United States or Canada For information time tables maps and tick ets call on or write K K Foe Agent McCook Xoliraskn or L W Wakoley Goueral lissun KBT Afjent Omaha Nebraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS Car Distributor OscarPiorson Jwas a Denver vistor Sunday J W Ridonour was a Lincoln pass enger Thursday morning Enginman Jacob Matz is enjoying a visit from his sister of Denver Wire Chief lleber was a passenger on No 2 for Lincoln this morning Walter Stilwell spent Sunday in Akron the guest of Wm Krauter and family George N Knight of Hazeltou In diana is visiting B J Line and family this week John Murray of the telegraph Jottice spent Sunday with the homefolks at iudianola Ma3ter Mechanic Culbertson is able to be around again and will soon re turn to work F W Bosworth came down from Denver Monday to visit the family the rest of the week Brakeman J B Clark of Alliance is spending a two weeks vacation with friends in our city Mrs Howard Stites and baby are very low with pneumonia at the home of her parents in Dean Iowa Engineroan G W Perkins wont to Republican Wednesday to take a run onthe Rpublican Oberlin branch F D Baldwin who was express mes senger on 5 and 12 west ofJMcCook left for his home at Superioi Wednesday night Extra Dispatcher Roy Cadman re lieved J F Forbes in the dispatchers office during the latters absence at Chicago on company business Miss Birdie Ilalavay of Longmont Colorado was at division headquarters Friday of last week and successfully passed examination in telegraphy Flagman Claude Pierson leaves for Chicago this week to be gone about thirty days When he returns Mrs Claude Pierson will accompany him Wm Johnson of Ft Morgan came to McCook last Sunday and is now in charge of the McCook yard vice Phil Trout recently promoted to roadmaster E C Simmons was handing the ci gars around headquarters Wednesday and receiving congratulations on his re cent venture in the matrimonial line F Jernberg superintendent of the water service is laying off this week and with his family is visiting in south eastern Kansas R R Gwinn is tem porarily in charge of that department nv an while Conductor F A Staik handed in his resignation Wednesday Tony en tered the service of the Burlington about twenty years ago His health of late has been such as to cause him to be un fit for duty a good share of the time and for this reason he decided to retire A letter from F A Richey formerly enginman out of McCook conveys the information that he is now running out of San Luis Potosi Mexico on the Na tioual R R of Mexico and is well pleased with his position He has two fireman a Jap and a Mexican The engiues there are quite similar to the Rls on this system except that they are somewhat larger and have smaller drivers Before an Earthquake Can an earthquake be felt approach ing as a shower of rain can be felt and a fall of snow On the Riviera in 1SS7 the horses laid their ears back and gave every sign of uneasiness In Chile the birds have been observed to fly inland just before a convulsion In Talcahuano in 1S35 all the dogs fled from the city These actions of course as a scientist who has collected a val uable list suggests may be mere coin cidences for birds will fly inland and kitten become nervous when no earth quake is nigh On the other hand as the lower animals are singularly sensi tive to any changes of weather and to pressure of the air they may even be conscious of subterranean movements which do not come within human ken or are even not detectable by the most delicate Instruments Westminster Gazette Bound to Get There I dont know whether to make a doctor or a lawyer of John said the old man Ive got a lawsuit to be set tied an a leg to be cut oX so I sposo I cant miss it far either way St Louis Republic Poit c iew Susie Wouldu t yor like to be as happy as a lark Johnnie NnV Think of the time 1 they have to git up Truth ARTILLERY CURIOSITIES Old Time Cannon That Were Mado of Leather Wood and Rock Among the curiosities of artillery ocki inventions have a great place Criintoii have been made of the most unlikely materials Leather was used ss eurly as Henry Vllls day at the ijlcgc of Boulogne The very articles were stored In the tower once and Evelyn saw them there inscribed Non Marti opus est 011 i 11011 delieit Mereurius Aj e they still lying in some corner of a forgotten lumber room The Scotch employed leather guns tu ltMO to batter Lord Conways fortification at Newbourne and the did the work well Describing the fe verlsh alarm in Paris in 172 Carlylt says One citizen has wrought out the scheme of a wooden cannon which France shall exclusively profit by in the first instance It is to be made of staves by the coopers of almost bound less caliber but uncertain as to strength Two small pieces brought to France by the Siamese ambassadors as pres ents from their king to Louis XIV were the only artillery procurable for the alack on the Bastille of eccentric model no doubt adorned with dragons and golden inscriptions but erticieut workmanship We rend of gold cannon in India There were two so de scribed al Baroda in Burtons time to which regular adoration was of fered In fact the tubes wore of steel but the missive- gold casing cost 20000 For the d feiic of M ta in tn old days th knights invejsiM i kind of ordnance of thi b own rriknown to all the world besib si Itrydone an eyewitn ss They follow -1 ot th nat ural rock hi i then in micj fa h ion that the caky w a moriar put a barrel of gunp nv tier into the hole plugged ir with a wooden disk exactly fitting and heaped miscellane ous projectiles thereupon About fifty of these singular iaiiMU defended creeks and landiiiu places Some of them were six feet in diameter and threw 111000 pounds weight of iron or stone into the air Doubtless if all weut well they would do tremendous execution upou au enemy trying to disembark But there ave eccentricities still more curious on record In a tomb on the island of Chinai near Usumacinta Mexico was found a cannon four feet eleven inches long of terra cotta with terra cotta bullets It is suggested that when Cortes retired after his great flight at Ceutla Tabasco the na tives copied the Spanish guns in clay hoping to produce the same results London Standard LIKE THE INFERNO Graphic Description of a Climb Over a Volcanic Island A climb over a volcanic island In Bering sea is thus described in Outing Magazine by Robert Dunn Cliff sank away into chaos Up right fans of tuff a crevices like salt crusted wounds chasms with leprous edges breathed all like mad Less steam but more crinkly and venomous gases Parched white and red and ocher In their deplhs they seemed al most to whistle yet they did not whistle a furtive ambient high pressure Zjsssho iroo Was it sound Then I would pause and catch only the horrid overburdened silence The thing seemed more friendly The sulphur no longer choked You ould have passed a burning bunch of miners matches inder my nose and I would have gulped the fumes like fresh air But the invisible venom still belched ouf everywhere secret and furtive now from jaws and gashes four feet and more across no longer red yellow but with fangs crusted white or brilliant green and bristling with rapier like stalagmites Heat tremors pulsed as the whole were a vast roof too close under the eye of the sun And below on the blasted acre under the beak the pant ing steam flashed out the supreme des olationcrumbling clinkery and over parched trailed away its smear of the dull rainbow hues of sulphur from grotesque mosaics It was a pudding of slag fresh from that great furnace of the unknown fusing point and how alien to the cold waves and winds of the subarctic Srain Growth The brain usually stops growing at about fifty and from sixty to seventy it is more likely to decrease It has been related by Canon MacColl that Mr Gladstones head was constantly outgrowing his hats As late as the Midlothian campaign when he was nearly seventy he was obliged to have his head remeasured for this reason Canon MacColls conclusion that this continual growth of brain contributed to Mr Gladstones perennial youthful ness appeals not unwarranted Lou don Spectator Oratory What am eratory Brudder Jock son Brudder Sinmiius I will elucidate If you says black am white dat am foolish but if you says black am white an hellers like a bull an pounds on a table wif bofe fists dat am oratory an some people will believe you Atlanta Constitution A Juvenile Wriggle Mother an invalid Elmer whal did you do with the orange Mrs Neigh bors gave yoo tr rjive to me yester day Small lUnierIt was too som for yon mamma o i put some sugar rj It and ate it myself Chicago News It is from the remembrance of joys we have lost that the arrows of af nVtion pointed Mackenzie P xtssssaemasUMiymwssmtwsiam iffw -Tel the Truth I unbonnet abies -U V K Vl iBBSEa a t - - ir b Trutlp vi95 We would disckre clerk vlo would ot tell tie trutl to customer kbout piece of goods but we Jve 90 trouble kbout tlis becuie clerks love to be 19 store wlpere tlpey fykve good goods belpipd tfyen t fkir prices ad bout wicl tiey lfcve 09 to tell tle pla19 trutlp 19 order to rgke sede O9 9ew goods we njke profit yet we try to ndke our profit so little tt tle price will be low 9d tle goods will 9ot get to be old O9 odd lots 9d left overs we cut prices sonjetinjes but you njy k9ow tlpt vle9 tye price is cut it is cut To tell tlpe trutl is good e90ugl for us Cordially C L DeGROFF CO fe3fefe V1V6X What is better than a Good Shoe A Good Shoe that fits the foot These jou will find at The We carry none but the best Our prices art right Come in and get a fit Were Nagged by Their Wives Rip Van WinkK Socrates Petruchio Agamemnon Joseph Gargery Solo mon Mr Caudle Mr II Peck and Beadle Bumble Any additions scut in to this list will be regarded in the strictest confidence Chicago Tribune Rebuked Yaas said Choliy SiUey she was out when I called but I hope for bet tah luck next time How ungallant of you exclaimed Miss Knox You should wish her the good Kxf hnnge Maude When you refused him my hand papa did he get down on his knees Pater Well I didnt notice just where he fell New York Mail Always the same T The onU liph grodo S1 i Lu Baking Pinncr rold Jf at a mcilcrato price Tj Fisher Perkins fcfc A Thinking Part The Old One In adopting a theat rical career yon an entering a touchy and jealous profession Keep guard over your loinjue The New One Oh Ive found out that Ill have ample op portunity to think before I speak Puck j Closing Out Sale Having decided to move to Oregon will sell at public auction at the place where I now live known as the Sam King place 4 miles north and 3 miles east of McCook on Wednesday February 26 commencing at ten oclock a m the following described property 9 iead of horses Oae bay horse 5 rs old 1300 lbs 1 bay horse G yrs old 1300 lbs 1 grey mare 7 yrs old 1100 lbs with foal 1 grey mare 6 yrs old 1100 lbs 1 buck skin mare S yrs old 1000 lbs 1 bay colt 2 yrs old 1 bay colt coming 2 yrs old 2 wanting colts 3 HEAD OF COWS One to be fresh soon 15 HEAD OF SHOATS 4 DOZEN CHICKENS FARM IMPLEMENTS One McCormick header with boxes 1 riding lister 1 2 row cultivator 1 fiteel harrow 2 walking listers one wagon one top buggy MISCELLANEOUS Three sets work harness 1 set single harness 1 saddle 3 sets fly nets 1 lot of cobs about 15 loads 1 steel tank 1 chicken house 1 buggy fehed about 10 bushels of potatoes household goods other articles too numerous to mention Free lunch at noon TERMS Sums under 10 cash on sums of 610 and over a credit of eight months will be given purchaser to give note drawing ten percent interest from date with approved security A dis count of five percent for cash on sums of 10 and over No property to be re moved until settled for Maxwell L Wolfe J IlWoddell Auct V Franklin 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