w M 1 t i Hit m f Like Finding Money O R Woodworth Co tho popular druggists are making an effort that is juat like Undine money for thoy nro soil ing a regular 50 cont bottle of Dr How ards celebrated specific for tho euro of constipation nnddyspapsinnt half price In addition to this largo discount they agree to return tho money to any pur chaser whom tho specific does not euro It is quite unusual to be ublo to buy fifty cont pieces for a quarter but that is what this offer really meant for it is only recently JLbrough the solicitation of Druggist Woodworth that this medi cine could he bought for less than fifty cents they urged the proprietors to al low them to hell it at this reduced price for a little while aggreeing to sell a cer tain amount The result has justified their good judgment for tho sale has been something remarkuble Anyone who suffers with headache dyspepsia dizziness sour stomach specks before tho eyes or any liver trouble should take advantage of this opportunity for 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BY ALL DRUGGISTS TRIED EVERYWHERE SSgg We are Anxious to extend our ac quaintance Our time customers invariably becomet permanent Large stocks of building material and coal on hand con stantly MIETT IjUIUUIjIi LLI nr tSj BURIED IN CEMENT Tho Story of an Arab Boy Who Re nounced Mohammedanism According to hlBtory there was horn about the year 1520 an Arab boy named Geronlmo Lie was captured in Infancy by the Spanish garrison at Ornn and when about eight years old he escaped from his captors and went back to his family living as a Moham medan until the age of twenty five He then volutarlly returned to Oran and resumed the Christian life which he had adopted previously when In the hands of the Spanish authorities A few years later he went on a coast ing raid with a party of Spaniards but the raiders were themselves cap tured by a Moorish corsair and brought to Algiers Here the attempt was made to convert him to Moham medanism but he persistently refused to embrace that faith so that he was tried and condemned to die Ills hands were tied behind his back and he was cast alive face downward into a block of concrete then being prepared for the Fort des Viugt Quatre Heures then building Careful note was taken of the spot by Ilaldo a Spanish Bene dictine missionary to Algiers who prayed tho time might come when the Lord would pave the way for his ex humation and Christian burial In 1S53 the French found it necessary to destroy the fort and the data left by llaido were found to be correct for the designated block of concrete on being cut open disclosed the bones of Geron imo and the cavity left by his body The bones were removed Dec 27 1853 and given Christian burial and they now rest in a massive stone sarcopha gus in the cathedral A plaster cast was made of the cavity and afterward photographed Cement Age AN UNCONQUERED PEAK Lizard Head on Mount Wilson Ha3 De fied the Climbers The mountains and peaks of the San Juan in northwestern Colorado pre sent a different appearance from any of the northern Rockies They are grander more precipitous with sharper pinnacles and more jag ged in outline In height Mounts Mass ive Elbert and Blanca slightly out rank those of the San Juan but no where else can bo found whole groups of mountains rearing their heads to and above 14000 feet Mount Wilson 14250 feet the dom inant peak is one of the most massive hi the entire Rocky mountain range Just east of this mountain is the re markable trachyte obelisk called Liz ard head The vivid imagination of an early pioneer who had been seeing things is said to be responsible for the name The summit is 141G0 feet above the sea From a ponderous base the pin nacle rises 200 feet with a diameter at the footof only about sixty feet grad ually tapering to less than half that at the top Lizard head has defied all attempts of mountain climbers to reach its sum mit The foot of the pinnacle is easily accomplished but thus far the steep sides of the 290 foot shaft have proved insurmountable No doubt the time will come when the venturesome mountain climber will find a way but many a failure is the record of the past Trains circle this mountain for miles on the way from Telluride to Rico New York Post Two Horse Tales An Albanian who had been in an eastern state while freshets were in full swing told the following about a horse which had been attached to a footbridge crossing a brook to keep the structure from going adrift The flood finally swept horse and bridge down stream Later the bridge was discovered lodged against the bank with the horse sitting quietly on the former A bystander who had listened intent ly to this tale remarked quietly I see suthin similyar oncer Indeed What was it asked the story teller Ye see was the reply arter the hoss I see was took down stream no buddy ever spected to see him alive agin But he was a powful sort o brute an bout a hour afterward we see him a comin up stream a pullin the blame old bridge arter him Al bany Journal Mortar Tossers There Is no hod carrying in Japan The native builders have a method of transporting mortar which makes It seem more like play than work to the onlooker The mortar is mixed in a pile in the street One man makes this up into balls of about six pounds weight which he tosses to a man who stands on a ladder midway between the roof and the ground This man deftly catches the ball and tosses it up to a man who stands on the roof San Francisco Chronicle Women and the Theater The first aim of the modern play wright Is to please the women in the audience The second thought is for the female characters in the play If a play finds favor with the women It is bound to be a success The men will go if only because she is there or to act as her escort Theater Maga zine Had to Keep Ideals Why dont you get married Oh it would be absolutely fatal to my literary work What do you write Love stories Cleveland Plain Dealer When a quarrel Is the breakfast food look out for marital indigestion Manchester Union HIS PAPERWEIGHT Travels of a Bottle of Wine and Its Ultimate Fate A paperweight consisting of a piece of thick glass with a tokay wine label fastened on the back and showing through Is a part of the desk furniture In the library of a man who goes to Europe nearly every year People look at the thing lie said and won der what the wine label is doing there and when I see the question coming I always tell the story Some yjirs ago I went to Ilaab in Hungary where I called on an old lady who in Vienna years before had shown much Interest in and befriend ed a young American student at the university The poor student had grown to be a rich phjsiclan and he wanted me to call and present his compliments - When I was about to leave after a pleasant visit the wo man handed me a bottle of wine which had come from her estate and asked me to take It to our mutual friend I carted that bottle all over Europe paid duty on it several times and Anal ly landed it safe and sound here in the house A few days after my return wo Invited the doctor for dinner and the bottle was brought in with much ceremony I made a little presenta tion speech and then In handing it to the doctor dropped it on the floor where you see that stain Thats the label under the glass New York Tribune HORSE AND DOG Contact With Civilization Lessens Their Cunning and Sagacity The dog is no doubt the most intelli gent of our domestic animals and I yield to none in my affection for him I can almost eat and sleep with a flno dog winter and summer But I try not to deceive myself about his intelli gence It seems to me that if the dog had the least spark of wit akin to our own that is power of reason his long association with man would have fanned it into a flame however small But after all these thousands of years of human companionship and love he has less wit in some respects than his wild brothers the fox and the wolf Having been spared the struggle to live that falls to their lot his cunning and sagacity have deterio rated Tho same is true of the horse which has less Intelligence than the wild stallion of the plains and for the same reason These animals do not grow wiser as they grow less wild They do not civi lize or develop We train them into certain ways that make them service able to us we humanize them without adding to their mental capacity In other words we cannot cross our In telligence upon theirs and make it fruitful in them The germ will not take John Burroughs in Outing Mag azine English House Names House owners are sometimes rather unfortunate in their selection of names for their abodes and in suburbia house naming is occasionally rather ludicrous Thus The Maples has never a ma ple near The Rosary only exists in imagination Sunnyside is the most depressing villa residence and houses named after the English lakes no more suggest the lake district than Fleet street suggests the Bois de Boulogne The Anglo Saxon word hyrst sig nifying a forest or wood has become hurst in house naming and wood and holt have the same meaning All house names ending with these ter minations are pretty and not unsafe to choose It is curious to note that in Hastings and St Leonards quite a number of houses have typically Saxon names perhaps to commemorate the great Saxon tragedy of which the name Hastings is reminiscent Pomp of English Mayors Chichester arms its chief magistrate with a gold mounted malacca cane of office while the mayor of Guildford carries the stick presented to the bor ough by Queen Elizabeth At York both the lord mayor and lady mayor ess are equipped with the silver mount ed oak staves which have marked their authority for centuries Among the official retainers of the mayor of RIpon is the municipal horn blower who everj night at 9 oclock winds three blasts upon this aged musical instru ment before the mayors residence and again at the marked cross London Standard Hardened Listen to this Maria said Mr Stubb as he unfolded his scientific pa per This article states that in some of the old Roman prisons that have been unearthed they found the petri fied remains of the prisoners Gracious John replied Mrs Stubb with a smile I suppose you would j call them hardened criminals Truthful Mark Twain once missed the train which should have taken him to his work He did not wire any excuse His telegram to his employer took this form My train left at 720 I arrived at the station at 735 and could not catch it Lack Right Qualities Mrs Hix Mrs June strikes me as heing entirely too masculine for a wo man Mrs Dix Yes indeed Why every time she has an ache or pain she makes as much fuss about it as a man would Smiths Weekly Retrenching I tell you they are retrenching But they still have their auto Which they run well within the speed limit Bah Louisville Courier Journal SLEEP IN THE DESERT Impossibility of Keeping Awcko In Riding Across Gobi Hitherto I have thought that travel ing by carts over stony roads and stay ing in Chinese inns at night was the hardest thing a foreigner traveling In China was called upon to endure but since I have traveled with a caravan of camels I have changed my opinion The monotony of the desert by day and the bed of camels saddle at night the evil smell of camels and the slow ness of their drivers and the acrid choking of the little fire on which ones food is cooked none of these things Is so trying to the foreigners as the sleep iness which attacks one in this high region This to me was a rea torture Traveling the cold night with no other company than dull Chinese who seem to sleep while walking alongside the camels or while sitting on their backs and being weighed down by heavy sleepiness is the worst thing I have endured You sit on your horse and in spite of every effort fall asleep Presently you wake up and find yourself on the ground with your horse standing be wildered at your side wondering whether you are alive or dead Then you try to keep yourself awake by walking and talking a bit to the camel drivers but you soon find that they are just as sleepy as yourself A few words are exchanged and tlieu you are too tired to nen your mouth to talk or even to tl of anything but sleep sweet sleep Oh for Just a few minutes there at the roadside in the soft sand But no you must go on and fight against this desire It is too dangerous to sleep by the roadside on the ground The caravan cannot wait and your servant would not watch over you He would soon fall asleep like yourself The wolves would then have an easy time Yet In spite of all this reasoning you feel as If you were drawn to the ground by the power of a thousand strong magnets and soon yield to sleep again Suddenly your watchful horse whose reins you have kept slung around your neck this is a wise thing to do pulls up starts and jerks you wide awake You jump up not know ing where you are for some seconds but you see your hdrse trembling and realize that danger is near For a few minutes you are fully awake and feel glad and refreshed You jump on your horse and catch up with the caravan which has gone a few li a 11 is G54 yards ahead After another ten li or so sleep creeps on again like a huge boa constrictor embracing you in its irresistible grasp The same fight has then to be fought over again Then at last the caravan arrives at the halting place for the night North China News C0RSICAN CUSTOMS Curious Observances Connected With Death and Burial When a Corsican woman dies she is always buried in a new costume which sometimes witli the poorer classes takes up most of the family savings and as the heat of the climate renders burial imperative within twenty four hours the new gown is generally com menced directly the dying persons ill ness assumes a serious form Corsicans reverence the dead and a feature in a funeral is the improvisa tores women whose business it is to improvise prose poetry to the mourn ers Often this improvising is won derfully beautiful and breathes the true feeling of sorrow The death hunters attend funerals and afterward wrestle with the mourn ers If a relative of the deceased gets the better in the combat it is assumed that his affection for the departed rel ative was absolutely genuine When the corpse leaves the house the women gather at an upper window and tearing out handfuls of their hair throw it on the coffin The rich hire women mourners who scratch their faces and are paid in proportion to the injuries they inflict on themselves in their paroxysms of grief A Corsican widow wears a strip of black material tied on her eyes for a week and during that period rhe is fed and lel about by lie friends No room in her house is cleaned and no fire lighted for the same period In the cemetericr i a snec ecsion of little builCinjs with Zxt roof- vd high openings These are the tombs and inside them are rich htrtiTkijrs flowers poetry ai 1 lainp which tio mourners place there in remembrance of the departed Qu int frkt Custom There exiss rt Totnes market a ci tom Avhich is believed to be witlm parallel in the history of markets A dealer chalks rp the prire he gives for butter and eggs on a strIl and nil the other dealers par the sme Th cyu tem has gone on rid surprisiiigy little friction has resulted Kcri fie agi an attempt was irade to break down the custom ami induce producers to stand in the iahet and make the best price they could It was however short lived and the old system was re verted to St James Gazette A Joker The Congressman sternly You seem to forget madam that there is such a word as obey in a marriage contract The Congressmans Wife Is there Why isnt it funny how jokers do creep into things Puck The Skinflint You are too hard on Mr Skinflint You should treat him with more of the bilk of human kindness Hed churn It Into butter and sell it if I did Precaution is better than repentance Greek Proverb INDIANOLA Tho young people have boon malting good use of tho Ice thooo lino evenings Mrs James Cosgrove who has been quite sick is improving Leonard Smith has returned from his visit to Crete Mrs W Byfield of McCook was a visitor in tho homo of her son hore last week T B Hardosty is moving into his new drugstore this week Tho now Christian minister comes from Belvidero and will live in ono of J Townleys houses His iiamo is L B Cox Mrs Martin Anderson and sou War ren are on the sick list John Murray who is working in Mc Cook camo homo Sunday for a short visit He was accompanied by a lady friend A C Teol took a trip over to tho Btavor county this week Two of- Crockers children living north of town aro very sick with pneu monia A light snow fell here Tuesday night Ray Anderson went down to Orleans to see his brother married Tuesday and was also best man at tho event Mrs Mabel Purvis wife of tho agent at Bartley is down with tho smallpox The place is quarantined and all business pertaining to tho office is being tran sacted remote from tho depot in a shanty shipped there for that purpose Miss Gaitha Noo is now a resident of Indianoia having accepted a position in Mr Byfields printing office A report came to our town of the death of Miss Young daughter of Sam Young who died from smallpox Tues day morning at her home south of Bartley Charles Broomfields baby who has been very sick is getting along nicely now The meetings at the Methodist church are still in progress with large crowds in attendance each night Also preach ing every afternoon at 3 oclock Miss Nora Silvernoil has given her pupils a vacation in order that they may have a chance to recuperate from the grippe A N Puckett and brother Cass and little daughter have gone to Kansas to visit relatives Mrs Northrup of McCook was in In dianoia Wednesday the guest of Mrs Leonard Hethcot Mrg Rose Ferree of McCook camo down Wednesday morning for a visit with relatives Arlie Pennington of McCook was in Indianoia Tuesday evening Frank Allen was in town awhile Wed nesday enroute from McCook to his home in Danbury Mrs Allen is the proprietor of the Danbury hotel r KSsyZr Dan MoKillip shipped a cnrlond of horsos east from this place Tuesday Tom Ilaloy nmdo n business trip to ilolbrook Monday Patty Anderson in anticipation of tho event which wo chronicle- below gavo hiB bachelor frionds a farowoll oyster supper at tho band hall- Saturday ovo ning Patty Anderson and Miss Kotio Keohlin wore married in Orleans Tues day morning They arrived homo on 13 somo day Tho young couplo will oc cupy ii neat littlo cottage near his patents in Indianoia RED WILLOW Mr Ruggles had a relapse but is now improving Mrs Calvin was an over Sunday visit or at Owens Longeckors Mr Holland has been very ill again After a visit of three weeks with his sister Mrs F C Smith Hal Rozello on Thursday irorning returned to his homo in Valparaiso Nob Mr and Mrs King and Mr and Mrs Soxson called on tho now boy at Owens Longneckers on Sunday Mr and Mrs Lowis Elmer wero visit ing friends on Saturday Mr Vaddlo has been sick again Mrs Smith Mrs Longneckor and Gabriolla spent Tuesday with Mrs Taylor Otto Gladys and Fay Randol on Sunday visited their Uncle Frank Hess north of Indianoia R F D No 1 Mrs John Broitling and Carrie Fiechtner were visitors over on School Creek closing d iys of last week Miss Nettie Endaley Friday- Sunday with her sister Mrs W P Broomfield William Karp has been shelling corn on Ash Creek this week The fanners of that neighborhood met at Red Willow Monday and or ganized a Farmers Elovator Co for the purpose of handling their own wheat undsoforth on the market They I ad n threshing boo at E F Mnrkwads Monday of this week The nighbors indulged in a carpet rag sewing party at Hari Myers Wed nesday of this week Charles Roper is a guest of Joseph Downs and family this week BOX ELDER Frank Wilson is on tho sick list D B Doylo filled his ice house Tues day Miss Hatcher visited tho Box Elder school Tuesday Fred Lakin and family visited over Sunday with his parents Mr and Mrs E C Lakin of Indianoia Mr and Mrs F G Lytle have re turned from their visit at Alma 1SRICTIQV 1TORY19AB I Or ffiJTC I - AT - W C BULLARDS poe no FENNEY WALKER GENERAL CONTRACTING PAINTERS AND DECORATORS Not How Cheap but How Good with Us Office and Shop west of First National Bank Steel Ceilings Sold Put Up and Decorated Make your friend a present of some Monogram Stationery We have an excellent line of samples from which you can choose embossed in one or two colors or in bronze or gold any letters or combination of letters Call and see samples of the monograms and stock The TRIBUNE Office