V Deck Hardings Marriage Yesterday afternoon at 430 occurred ibo wedding of Mihs Lattie S Trotter nd Mr Prank D Hnrding at the homo P hn hridqH parents nt Ainsworth Only the relatives and h few immediate friends of the young couple witniSBid the ceremony which was performed by the Rev J E Weigle of the Ainsworllr Methodist church immediately following the ceremony the wedding supper was served by the Misses Ruth Easter and Clara Trotter nd MessrsRob Rhea and Willis Trot ter ThH bride is the nldost daughter of Mr and Mrs W T Trotter and for a num ber of yearH 1ms been acting as the post mistress at Ainsworth She is a talent ed young lady of fine womanly qualities and she enjoys the love and respect of a great host of friends For the last year ihe groom has been in Colorado where Siahas an interest in a large fruit farm A reception was given in honor of the bride and groom today at the homo of tt grooms parents Mr and Mrs Jos 6ph Harding at Ainsworth Among thf guests from a distance who attended 4he wedding were Mr and Mrs Ben Mikesell of Fairfield Miss Dot Keistor of Washington and George Johnson of Washington 111 The Journal knows Mrs Harding well for she has served as Onr very efficient correspondent from Ainsworth for several years We ex tend our heartiest congratulations to lier and Mr Harding May they be happy always Washington la Even ing Journal Jan 15 1908 Chautauqua Benefits a Town The Chautiiuqua although held in many other countries is strictly an American institution The movement was started many I 7ears ago by Bishop Vincent at Ghaut s qua Lake New York and has spread smtil every state in the union has at Jt ast one of these assemblies Iowa lends the list with almost one hundred- The character of the Chautauqua of t xlay issuch that there are attractions Jhat will interest any one who will at tend In the present day so many people live on the plain of ordinary amuse anents which though not immoral are aot in any way uplifting or beneficial Whitever may be said of the entertain ments of the Chautauqua it cannot be said they are not the best the country affords and without a doubt raise the level for entertainments in any commun ity We wonder if a Chautauqua could be successful in our town There are always a few who are afraid to take part in any new movement and the voices of these few may perhaps be beard opposing the Chautauqua Every new movement has a trial period The Chautauqua has passed through that and is known to give de finite results Why not our town take this oppor tunity and give the people a summer entertainment that will be benefit mor ally and educationally McCook Markets Merchants and dealers in McCook at noon today Friday are paying the fol lowing prices Corn S 55 Wheat 85 Oats 35 Jtfcjr VhJ JOtirJoVa - 0 Hogs 3 60 Butter good 20 Eggs 20 Lamps r rToiaa22i We sell LAMPS at RIGHT PRICES When electric light is dim you need Our Lamps THE Ideal Store t UPDIKE GRAIN COMPANY SELLS X Per Ton Canon City Lump 900 Maitland Lump 850 Maitland Nut 800 Rex Lump 750 Sheridan Egg 750 WierLump 700 Pennsylvania Nut 1300 S S GARVEY Mgr PHONE 169 VVVVWA iVKS n rjjsawgegg niHiin THE COLD KEY A Popular and an Ancient Remedy For Nosebleed In case of hemorrhage especially In that of bleeding from the nose our forefathers applied to the forehead and to the nose ointments and even the patients own blood They practiced ligation of the limbs a means devised by Apollonius In the reign of Nero Ugatlng the great toe of the side corre sponding to the bleeding nostril and they resorted to derivation by blood letting They plugged the ears with tow a procedure recommended by Ga len But above all they sought to produce fainting Locally the haemns tatic most employed was spiders web with which they filled the nasal fossa Of all these empirical procedures the TYiaf Ttrtlntitricwl nn rl 4 1m Ann ctlll most employed In popular medicine Is the application of cold The most avail able source of cold because it is every where procurable is water Conse quently It has oftenest been employed In epistaxis the ancient physicians ad vised bathing the face with very cold water and causing it to be held In the mouth They also soaked the hands and feet in cold water On the theory that cold things re strain hemorrhage many persons re placed water by solid cold objects and hung about the neck of the patients attacked with epistaxis coral jasper yellow amber marble or articles of Iron Physicians pointed out indeed certain regions with which it was pref erable to make the contact They real ized that it was the coldness of the object not its nature that did the work No special property must be at tributed to the Iron said Guyon Dolols for chains of gold silver or lead would serve the same purpose In popular medicine however Iron has remained the material most employed in nasal hemorrhages and the application of tile key to the back is largely resorted to in the household Dr Helot pos sesses an enormous key which he uses only as a paperweight One day a pa- tient pointing to this massive key ex claimed It is to stop hemorrhages It was a key of the eighteenth century I We may laugh says M Helot at the charm attributed to the key iir epistaxis but we must admit that cold lii n forfnln nrMnn In nrtcna if liomnr rhage It contracts the capillary ves sels When it Is applied at a distance from the site of hemorrhage its effi ciency may be a matter for discussion but its effect is certain when it is applied to the actual seat of the bleed ing and rhinologists know the value of causing the patient to swallow ice Possibly the cold key has no other hemastatic power than what is con nected with the sensation of cold which It produces A cold compress would probably act with more certain ty but it would be difficult to dethrone the key which one always has in ones pocket There is certainly some wis dom in the resources of our ancestors and of the common people even as the alchemists of old were no fools as is shown by our modern chemistry New York Medical Journal Dodging a Problem Little Gracie was very much inter ested in her arithmetic and some of the examples which she brought home to work out during the evening hours were puzzling to her parents who many years ago had forgotten even the rudimentary rules The other evening the little girl had one about carpeting a room and this she handed out to her father as the family sat about the ta ble after supper Papa said Gracie if you had a room thirty seven and a half feet long and forty two and three quarter feet wide how many yards of carpet three quarters of a yard wide would it take to carpet this room Papa thought a minute and then said I think I should leave it to the man in the carpet store He is paid to figure those things out But papa said Gracie Ive got to do this example Suppose you were the man in the carpet store How would you get the number of yards Well said papa I guess I would have to throw up my job How would you do it mamma said the little girl turning to her mother Well Gracie said mamma I dont think I would carpet the room at all I believe I would buy a rug It is easier to take care of and a great deal more sanitary And Gracie had to struggle through the example all by her lonesome Bos ton Traveler JV5 To Move the Road There appear to have been in the Old Dominion during early colonial days a great number of dogs of a mon grel breed the chief use of which was to destroy the smaller kind of animals running wild in the woods and fields How valuable they were considered to be by their owners is shown in a case which occurred in Northampton coun ty about 1G91 and is recorded by P A Bruce- in The Social Life of Virginia In the Seventeenth Century A complaint was Iqdged in the coun ty court against Mike Dixon on the I ground that he permitted his dogs to rush out and bark at persons passing t along the highway which was situated Immediately in front of his door Instead of proposing to kill or re strain the dogs Dixon simply petition ed the court to have the public road removed some distance back from his dwelling house because it was nec essary he declared to keep dogs l for he preservation of creatures from vermin The creatures he referred to were poultry and young pigs and the minwere wolves foxes minks pole cats and the like It Is not stated whether or not his pe tition f was granted 1 rjujJnm1inMW DANCIIJOITIS Wondrous Mirage That Came With the Break of Day i u uixiL uuu ki tiv v m i ing cooked a hasty supper and dead tired with our hard days march had at once rolled ourselves in our blankets I awoke some time later feeling stiff and uncomfortable I rolled over and took a minute to think out the cause of this ending by lifting my head and looking about me The air was per fectly clear and though no moon was shining the night was quite light from the myriad of stars that seemed on the point of bursting out of the sky with the energy of their twinkling My eyes dropped to the deserts level and I looked across its flat stretch of sand thinly planted with stunt- 1 cac tus to the jagged range of lnv moun tains that reached along the eastern horizon As I looked a light seemed to be growing there but so slowly that I had to compare that part of the horion with other places to assure myrelf that it was there Little by little it grew and diffused itself upward and out ward The silhouette of the moun tains became more distinct The stars with his back against that of one of the guides broke the deathlike silence with a long drawn muflled whine One of the horses drew a deep sigh got to his feet shook himself and be gan to munch at a little pile of hay left over from his evenings meal This little stir of life had to do duty for the universal hum and whir and move ment that mark the break of dawn in habitable parts of the world Over all this flat waste no sound or sign of mation greeted the coming of another day The expanse lay stark and still while the life awakening light spread out over the sky As I watched the pale blue tinted glow evenly spread over the eastern sky gradually deepened at the bottom and took on a reddish flush Suddenly long white beams shot upward their tips almost directly above radiating like the ribs of an open fan These silvery rays shimmered a few moments and then died down as all at once a scintillating point of dazzling light flashed out at their base Distant hill and nearby cactus leaped out of their semiobscurity and stood up boldi and clear as in the garish light of noonday The point grew until it was the half of a blazing disk which suddenly melt ed and ran along the horizon where it lay a glowing lake of gold Then a curious thing happened to the low range of mountains that lay beneath and extended beyond the lake of gold They proceeded to conduct themselves In a manner wholly un heard of in such staid and dignified features of the topography Mountains have long done yeoman service in po etry song and elsewhere in litera ture as type of all that is firm seated lasting and unyielding These particu lar mountains however set out to make a new reputation for their kind First those in the shallower waters of this lake of light detached themselves from their firm set bases and slowly floated upward while their compan ions on the dry land at the edge tot tered and reeled in an intoxication of amazement at their wonderful per formance The mountains then sank slowly down again upon their bases then they jumped up and down quick ly several times just to make sure that they had mastered this accomplish ment new to the mountain family After taking thought for a moment our gymnastic mountains proceeded to turn handsprings alighting sometimes ontheir heads and standing there in a most marvelous manner considering how top heavy they must have been with their prodigiously big feet thus up in the air Their neighbors seemed to regard this exhibition with a spurt of envy which sometimes broke into emulation but this emulation proceed ed no farther than the evolutions of a quadrille advancing and receding bowing and scraping right hand to your partner and all hands round Tiring at last of this form of amuse ment our surprising mountains now engaged in another one not less aston ishing They became workers of mag ic painters scene shifters and I was treated to a most wonderful display of modern cities and mediaeval castles floating battleships and cathedrals of massive and intricate architecture scenes of peaceful rural life with sleep ing lakelets and feeding herds Indian tepee villages and streets of Chicago skyscrapers It was truly an exhibi tion of most bewildering magnificence and variety and I know I must have watched it with mouth agape But something meanwhile was hap pening to our lake of fire It was dry ing up and all at once condensed into a huge blazing ball hanging clear of the horizon Our mountains whose antics were thus so near to being re vealed in the broad light of day swift ly sought their accustomed places and after a finaj tremble or two reassumed the severe demeanor the unmoving at titude and stony stare that their kind always present to the world except at daybreak -on the desert Harvey H Kessler in Los Angeles Times- - A Mdnory of a Lost Delight A fireplace any one may have and to me the wonder Is that our civilisa tion has abolished the very soul from our northern homes Fire is no longer the joy of the household but the slave imprisoned In the cellar Ah but It was delicious when the old I fashioned family sat together In the QMWRIQP rM TUP nPQPRT Sreat kitchen around the huge OUIvniOC Ull inc UCOCni pace All the evening we told stories I ate doughnuts drank elder a the Strange and Fantastic Scenes on the Arid Wastes of the Colorado An Aerial Exhibition of Most Bewilder ing Magnificence and Variety Our little party of four two old hunt ers and prospectors and two tender feet was far out on the Colorado des ert near the Mexican boundary line ITTk lnl nnlinil rn Infn Intr flic nvnn time paring apples and hanging the long festoons of quarters from the beams But the dear little mother she it was who told the best stories while she was knitting mufflers and socks or mending our well worn cloth ing There were no parlors at all in those days gnd as for thrummed pi anos we had not yet heard of them At 0 oclock honest and drowsy we knelt and thanked God for life and love and home Our bunks and bed3 and trundle beds were nil In close proximity and from every one of them we could see the flames still jumping up the chimney while the big firelog was slowly eaten through There was not one millionaire in all the world and Indeed we were not worried over the affair E P Powell in Outing Magazine Ho Told the Reason The aeronaut to get along must keep his wits about him said an ar my official Under the most adverse circumstances he must not lose his head Always he must be alert and ready like like well like a scientist I used to know This scientist gave a scientific lec ture in a church one night and at the lectures end he said beaming on his audience condescendingly Now if there is any scientific question that any of my friends would like to ask I beg them not to hesitate I shall be only too happy to answer on that side of the sky began to lose J auy inquiry In my power their brilliancy A hound sleeping Au old lady in spectacles that gave her a severe stern look rose and said Why do wet tea leaves kill roaches The scientist didnt know they did let alone the cause of the phenomenon But never at a loss he replied Because madam when a roach comes across a wet tea leaf he says Hello heres a blanket and wraps himself up In it catches cold and dies Los Angeles Times He Met Shorty Nicknames are sometimes deceptive things and they are oftentimes ex tremely funny I was in a small town not many miles south of Boston and asking for a certain piece of Shorty could give it to me and he j seemed to be the only man who could I Not knowing just who Shorty was I made further inquiries and was told that he could be found in the store just across the square Just ask for Shorty I was told Any one will show him to you I Avent over to the store as directed and looked vainly about for some one who might answer the name Only one man was present and he was al most a seven footer After looking about a moment I started to leave Lookin for some one stranger he observed Yes Im looking for Shorty I told him A broad grin overspread his face Guess youve got him he mur mured Im your man Boston Traveler A Mean Trick In his home city they tell a sad story of a mean trick on a pawnbroker He was enjoying a beauty sleep when a furious knocking at the street door brought him to the window with a jerk Whats the matter he shouted Come down demanded the knock er But Come down The man of many nephews hastened downstairs and peeped around the door Now sir the pawnbroker de manded I wansh know the time said the reveler Do you mean to say you knocked me up for that How dare you The midnight visitor looked injured Well youve got my watch he said Bluebeard Bluebeard originated in France and was called the Koinance of the Cheva lier Kaoul the historic figure being a certain Giles de Laval lord of Itaiz He was marshal of France In 1429 and though a brave and fearless soldier was addicted to vice and violence and from this fact was charged with the wholesale murder of young women whose blood he used for the purpose of diabolical inconta lions From these circumstances the web of the story is spun A Fugitive Bit Lend me a peneil said the press humorist Thought of somelhing funny No but Ive thought of something that will pass muster as a joke Louisville Courier Journal Setting Him Right He Tell me confidentially how much did the bonnet cost you She George there Is but one way in which you can obtain the right to in spect my millinery bills He popped Between Friends Nan Did you notice how dreadfully that piano needed tuning Fan Why no dear I thought it harmonized per fectly with your voice Chicago Trib une There Is no tyrant like custom and no freedom where Its edicts are not resisted Bovee Our New VWWniiW A WHITE SHIPEMENT OF Embroideries Just received at J H Qrannis Store These Embroideries are all in the very latest designs and in all the popular widths Beautiful New AllOver Embroideries in every conceivable pattern and price Swisses Dimities Organdies in White are also here so dont fail to give us a call at your edrliest opportunity JOHN H GRANNI W VS SW I A 1 I ifaTiStfra A WrTX slnTr BSn I y a L t I tPU J T S P2tt Jigaf SfWXSTftCTlW WITH JVERVlp4D vte Mm - AT W C BULLARDS Phone No I v Ask the Man Who Owns One C R Livingston eo and Ford Motor Cars McCtiOK and Supplies NEBRASKA The McCook Tribune One Dollar Per Year 1 J