The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 15, 1907, Image 2
p i a S f fraftfay jt - -- -A t OUR PRESIDENTS J ANDREW JOHNSON The seventeenth president of the United StateB wag born at Raleigh N OL Sp 1S08 He served in both houses of congress and as governor of Tennessee lie was elected vice president on the ticket with Lincoln in 1864 and suc ceeded to the presidency upon the death of the latter April 15 18G5 the president was impeached in after a long series of disagreements ith congress escaping conviction by a single vote in the senate The ac quittal of Johnson is now generally approved He was elected to the senate from Tennessee in 1875 and died in office a few months later O- China Wakens Something Doing These Pys In the Flowery Kingdom New Reform Programme of the Dowager Em press Tsi An The Empires New Constitution -1 3 J -d is something doing in THERE days in China At last there is an awakening in the ancient empire and things aro ftappening which nobody would have dreamed could occur Not only have various measures of reform of a rad ical character been promulgated but steps are actually being taken under e progressive influence of the real raler the dowager Empress Tsi An for the formation of an elective body resembling in some ways a parliament and for the adoption of a constitution The rest of the world awoke to the fact that strange things were occurring in the Flowery Kingdom when a cable fiispatch from Peking announced re cently that the dowager empress had appointed Yuan Shi Kai to be a mem Trer of the board of foreign affairs and grand councilor of the fourth class and that he had been summoned to Peking to consult with the empress also that Chang Chi Tung had been appointed a grand councilor of the fourth class Chang Chi Tung is Chi aas greatest scholar and Yuan Shi 3ai is the most liberal and progressive ef the Chinese statesmen- The empress in surrounding herself with these men is subjecting herself and her govern ment to the advice and Influence of the most learned and progressive minds In lier realm Hitherto Yuan Shi Kai has not been popular at court because he is not an SHE OH AND NEW Ef CHINESE EASHIONS admirer of the poetry of the dowager empress and Is so great an innovator as actually to propose the simplifica tton of Chinese literature by the intro duction of a new alphabet of fifty let ters in place ofsome 60J0 ideographs erjicture Ietter5noEJtnUe ButitJis believed that the logic or events com- I pelled the aged woman who holds the I destiny of China in her hand to sum mon him to her aid One thing that 1 brought this about is the growing tility between the Manchus who form the ruling class in China and the real Chinese To lessen this antagonism the court has abrogated or modified certain customs of ancient authority so as to lessen the distinctions between the Manchus and the Chinese Most sig nifloant perhaps is the decree pertain ing to the abolition of the binding of the feet of Chinese girls of the upper class This change is closely related to the change in popular estimation as to the occupation of a soldier and the growth of the military spirit For merly the soldier was looked upon as belonging to the very lowest class in the community He was placed at the bottom of the ladder along with the poor fellow who gathered up the offal from the streets But now that an army of 100000 foreign drilled men has been created by the new imperial war department and the new national spirit demands the service of men able to defend the empire a new honor has been conferred upon the soldiers call ing The cry has gone abroad that a woman who binds her feet is not fit to become the mother of a soldier hence the success of the crusade of the Vice roy Chang Chi Chung and the Viceroy Yuan Shi Kai against the time hon ored institution of foot binding The Impact of western ideas has forced the Chinese to alter their ways their habits of living dress methods of work and even their religion Yuan Shi Kai and many of his followers are forsaking the tenets of Confucius and the customs founded upon them The visitor to China now finds Chinamen riding in automobiles setting type in printing offices working as telegra phers engineers and surveyors though the time has not yet arrived for Chi nese to build their own railways with out foreign aid Much of the progress made in recent years is due In part no doubt to emulation of Japan but whethar this bodes well or 111 to Ja pan itself is a matter for debate Some think that it makes even less probable than before any alliance or defensive agreement between the mikados em pire and that of the son of heaven Didnt Want Much Here la an advertisement from an old copy of an English provincial journal Wanted for a sober family a man of light weight who fears the Lord and can drive a pair of horses He must occasionally wait at table join the household prayer look after the horses and read a chapter of the Bible He must God willing arise at 7 oclock in the morning and obey his master and mistress In all lawful com mands if he can dress hair sing psalms and play at cribbage the more agreeable Wages 15 guineas a year Nerve By the way Jinks can you pay that hundred I lent you last week I just lost all my ready money at bridge Look here Binks I hope you dont think Im going to pay your gambling debts Brooklyn Life His Mistake Gallyer What mistakes men do make I was just reading that Colum bus thought he had discovered the In dies Aspley There are worse mis takes than that Whei I married first I thought I had discovered paradise There are so many kinds of mistakes that a man can go through life with out repeating one and yet never do tight St Louis Globe Democrat STAGE FRIGHT Actors Have Been Known to Die From the Malady Perhaps the most terrible malady which can attack the actor In the course of his performance in the pe culiar disease known as stage fright Through its evil effects strong men and women have been known to faint break down and do many other queer things and there are even on record eeveral cases of people who have died through this horrible seizure Some years ago a young novice who was to appear for the first time ar rived at the theater very white and shaky Brandy being given him he appeared slightly better but no sooner had he set his- foot on the stage than be clapped his hand to his heart with a low cry and fell down dead The overwhelming sensation induced by stage fright had attacked his hearty and his theatrical career ended thua even at its beginning Quite as ghastly wae the case of tho young amateur actress who strangely enough had never experienced stage fright when playing with her fellow amateurs but who was seized with the attack on making her first professional appearance Bhe went through the scene aided by tho prompter her eyes glazed her hands rigid and when the exit came It proved her exit from lifes stage as well ftB the mimic hoards foi she staggered fb her room and fell Into a comatose state from which she never recovered Perhaps however the most peculiar Instance of all was that of the veteran performer who had gone through thirty years of stage work without experienc ing this malady One night however he confided to a fellow player that a quite unaccountable nervousness had suddenly taken hold of him and that ho did not think he could ever act again His comrade laughed at the notion and urged him to go on as usual but his astonishment may well be conceiv ed when the poor old player went on the stage and after making several vain efforts to speak fell back and ex pired The doctor who made the post mortem examination stated that death was due to failure of the hearts action evidently induced by the presence of an attack of stage fright Pearsons Weekly TYBURN TREE Lord Ferrers Tragi Journey to the Famous Old Gallows Park lane was Tyburn lane and It seems as if the gallows described in an old document as movable at one time stood at its east corner It wa3 there the ferocious Lord Ferrers was hung in 1760 for murdering his serv ant Horace Walpoles words paint the picture well He shamed heroes He bore the solemnity of a pompous and tedious procession of above two hours from the Tower to Tyburn with as much tranquillity as if he were only going to his own burial not to his own execution And when one of the dragoons of the procession was thrown from his horse Lord Ferrers expressed much concern and said I hope there will be no death today but mine On went the procession with a mob about it sufficient to make its progress slow and laborious Small wonder that the age of Thackeray with Thack erays help set up its scaffolds within four high walls Asking for drink Lord Ferrers was refused for said the sheriff late regulations enjoined him not to let prisoners drink while pass ing from the place of imprisonment to that of execution great indecencies having been committed by the drunk enness of the criminals in the hour of execution And though said he my lord I might think myself excusable in overlooking this order out of regard to your lordships rank yet there is an other reason which I am sure will weigh with you your lordship is sen sible of the greatness of the crowd we must draw up at some tavern the confluence would be so great that it would delay the expedition which your lordship seems so much to de sire But decency so often paraded by those who outrage it ended with the murderers death The execution ers fought for the rope and the one who lost it cried the greatest tragedy to his thinking of the day London Sketch When io Lift Your Hat In answer to the question Please tell when and where are or is the cor rect time for a gentleman to lift or re move his hat we reply Without con sulting authorities of etiquette in fact giving it to you offhand so to speak we should say at the following times and on the following occasions re spectively the hat should be lifted or removed as circumstances indicate When mopping the brow when taking a bath when eating when going to bed when taking up a collection when having the hair trimmed when being shampooed when standing on the head Wichita Kan Beacon A Curious Anomaly Until a few years ago the Philippine Islanders held their Sunday on the day which was Monday to the inhabitants of the neighboring island of Borneo This curious anomaly arose from the historic fact that the Philippines were discovered by Spanish voyagers com ing from the east round Cape Horn while Borneo was discovered by Por tuguese coming from the west and sail ors lose or gain a day according to their direction in crossing the Pacific His Title Papa said little James what do they call a man who writes comic opetas a composer No my son the ojd man answered he Is usually called a plagiarist Los Angeles jTnts A Wasted Present What in tho world shall I send Aunt Betsy John demanded tho mas terful lady of the mild little man A workbasket or a book he sug gested Dont be a fool John Youve no taste Ill send her one of those fancy boxes of soap And she lifted to her nose a box containing six round tablets of per fumed soap Yes she continued this is the very thing But my dear really he protest ed You be quiet John Now wrap this up miss Two days later a packet arrived from Aunt Betsy and in haste they opened it to see how she had taken their thoughtful present Under the wrap ping was the affectionate message Niece Herewith I return the box of shaving soap you sent me I am too old to appreciate the joke of be ing regarded as a bearded lady Your aunt Betsy Then but only for a moment the mild little man smiled Pearsons Weekly A Dreadful Assault Justice Ball an Irish judge was noted for his amusing manifestations of ignorance but whether they were real or pretended has never been clear ly established Ho tried a case in which a man was indicted for robbery at the house of a poor widow The first witness was the young daughter of the widow who Identified the pris oner as the man who had entered the house and smashed her mothers chest Do you say that the prisoner at the bar broke your mothers chest said the judge in astonishment He did my lord answered the girl He Jumped on it till he smashed It entirely The judge turned to the crown coun sel and said How is this Why is not the prisoner Indicted for murder If he smashed this poor womans chest in the way the witness has described he must surely have killed her But my lord said the counsel It was a wooden chest Cornhlll Maga zine Tho Buds Old Dr Ryland clergyman and ed ucator was greatly beloved in the south and his visits were always en joined by his former pupils and par ishioners In his later years it was his custom to offer prayer whenever he made a ministerial carl On one occasion he called at a house where three of his former pupils wece stay ing These ladles were all past the thirtieth year mark but la the eyes of the old gentleman they were still girls which explains the petition he offered Lord bless these dear riris just budding into sweet womanhood This was too much for ne of the number who taking advantage of the doctors deafness added this clause sotto voce Alas Lord budded bloom ed faded and still unpicked Got His Discount The other day I was in a village general store said a drummer en deavoring to make a sale of jewelry when a farmer entered Give me said the farmer a half pound of tobacco three bars of soap five yards of blue baby ribbon and a pair of good suspenders The articles were brought forth In spected approved and wrapped up They came to 95 cents Yes said the farmer 95s right But theres the discount You adver tise a 5 per cent discount dont you We do sir said the clerk but only on purchases of SI or over On the counter lay a basket of pock et combs marked at 5 cents apiece Well Ill just take one of these said the farmer Thatll make us square A Stingy King In the beginning of the eighteenth century the now so powerful German empire was nothing more than the lit tle kingdom of Prussia having just dropped its title of duchy of Branden burg The country was very poor and the military discipline very harsh Frederick William I was hard cross and stingy and did not even know what it was to make a present His reputation was so widely spread that it became a byword to say that a man had worked for the king of Prussia when he had done an unprofitable task Maximilian and La Paloma Wherever that haunting air La Pa loma is played the memory of the Emperor Maxmilian shot by the Mex icans on June 19 1867 should be pre served Maxmilians final request was that La Paloma should be played while he stood up to meet his doom He died with the tune in his ears and his wife went mad with the shock of his execution Papa Is Brave Elschen Mamma Is papa ever brave Mother He is always brave I hope But what makes you ask Elschen Because I thought if he were he wouldnt let my governess pull his ears so Fliegende Blatter Lincolns Sarcasm Probably the most cutting thing Lin coln ever said was the remark he made about a very loquacious man This person can compress the most words Into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met Certain Difference Do they never forget their differ ences Why yes in a way He forgets that hes a gentleman and she forgets that shes a lady Puck CITY LODGE DIRECTORY A r A M McCook Lodco No 135 A F A M moots every first and third Twwlay of tho month at 8 AX p m in Masonic hall CHAULK3 li FAUNESTOCK W M Lon Cone Sec DUOKEK OF HONOK McCook LodKO No 3 D of H moots every second and forth Fridays of each month atS OU p in in Gauschows hall Mns Lauka Osbukn C of H Mrs MatiuG Welles Rec EAGLES McCook AerioNolSU F CME moats the second and fourth Wednesdays of oach month at 800 pm in Gauschows hail Social nieot iuKS on tho nrt and third Wednesdays v H Commins W Pros H P PETEBSOV W SOC EASTERN stab Euroka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the second and fourth Fridays of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Mrs Sarah E Kay W M Sylvester Cobdeal Sec G A R J K Barnos Post No 207 G A R moots on the first Saturday of each month at 230 p m Gauschows hall J M Henderson Cmndr J H Yarqer Adjt KNIGHTS OF COLUMB08 McCook Council No 1126 K of C moots tho first and third Tuesdays of each month at 800 p m in Gauschowb hall C J Ryan G K F G Leciileitee F Sec KNIGHTS OF r YTHIAS McCook Lodgo No 42 K of P meets evory Wednesday at 800 p in in Masonic hall J F Cordual C C C W Barnes K R S KNIGHTS TEMPLAR St John Commandery No 16 K T meets on tho second Thursday of each mouth at 800 p in in Mabonic hall Emerson Hanson E C Sylvester Cordeal Rec LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive Ko 2 t O T M moets every first and third Thursday evenings of each month in hall Mrs W B Mills Commander Harriet E Willetts K K locomotive engineers McCook Division No 623 13 of L E moots every first and tiiird Saturday of each month at 8 00 in Berrys hall W C Schenck C E W D Burnett F A E locomotive firemen McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E meets overy Saturday at 800 p m in Gaus chows hall W R Pennington M W S Bixlee Sec modern woodmen Noble Camp No 663 M W A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 830 p m in Gauschows hall JonN hunt v u Barney Hofer Clerk odd fellows McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every Monday at 800 p in in Uantchow s hall E H Doan N G Scott Doan Sec p e o Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each month at 230 p m at the homes of the various members Mrs C W Britt Pres Mrs J G Schobel Cor Sec RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O R C moets the second and fourth Sundujs of each month at 300 p m in Diamonds hall Joe Hegenbeeger C Con M O McClche Sec RAILWAY TRAINMEN C W Bronson Lodge No 487 B of R T meets every Friday at 800 p m in Berrys hall H W Conover M F J Huston Sec WORKMEN McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every Monday at 800 p m in Diamonds hall Web Stephens M W C B Gray Rec R A M King Cyrus Chapter No 35 R A M meets every first and third Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Clarence B Gray H P Clinton B Sawyer Sec ROYAL NEIGHBORS Noble Camp No 62 R N A meets every second and 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