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they will double in value in five years Join me on these excursions No charge for services Write D Clem Deaver Agent Burlington Landseekers BureauOmaha GEORGE S SCOTT Ticket Agent McCook Neb L W WAKELEY G P A Omaha Neb BUSHNELLS TURTLE Launched In 1775 It Made Several Frantic Efforts to Blow Up British Warships and Nearly Succeeded Its Untimely Fate The first submarine craft which real ly navigated under serious conditions was the invention of an American Daniel Bushnell of Saybrook Conn Bushnell was graduated from Yale in 177f and in that same year com pleted the submarine vessel on which he had been at work since 1771 lie i does not seem to have named the boat himself but it has come to be known as the Turtle because of Its shape une uoat was about seven ana a nait feet long and six feet deep large enough to contain the operator and sullicicnt air to last him half an hour It was ballasted chiefly with perma nent lead ballast In addition to this a matss of lead 200 pounds in weight could bo let down forty or fifty feet below the vessel enabling the operator to anchor or to rise quickly to the sur face in case of accident A water gauge illuminated by means of a cork with phosphorus on it which floated on the water within the gauge registered the depth of the Turtle By means of a compass also illuminated with phosphorus the operator was able to direct the course of his vessel An oar formed on the principle of an old fashioned screw was fixed in the forward part of the Turtle The operator by turning it in one direction could propel the vessel forward or In the other could propel it backward Another oar placed near the top of the Turtle worked on the same prin ciple By means of the latter the operator after having established the equilibrium of the vessel could move it either upward or downward A rud der in the after part of the Turtle could be used for sculling The entrance to the boat was elliptic al and so small as to barely admit one person It was surrounded by a broad elliptical iron band the lower edge of which was let into the wood Above the upper edge of this iron band was a crown resembling a hat It shut water tight upon the iron band to which it was hung with hinges turning over sideways when opened In the crown were three round doors one directly in front and one on each side and large enough to put the hand through These when opened admit ted fresh air Their shutters were ground perfectly tight and were hung with hinges There were several glass windows in the crown for the admis sion of light and two air pipes A ventilator drew fresh air through one of the pipes and discharged it at the bottom of the vessel The impure air escaped through the other pipe These of course were used only when the Turtle was floating on the surface of the water The valves opened au tomatically when they came out of the water and closed as soon as they en tered it When the operator wished to de scend he placed his foot on the lever of the valve by which means he open ed a large aperture in the bottom of the vessel thereby allowing the water to enter the tank When a sufficient quantity had been obtained to cause the vessel to descend very gradually he closed the valve The aperture un der this valve was covered by a per forated plate The water could be discharged from the tank by the brass force pump When the vessel leaked the bilge could be pumped out by a similar pump Everything in the Turtle was brought so near the operator that he could find in the dark what he wished and without turning either to the right or to the left A firm piece of wood was framed parallel to the short diam eter of the vessel to prevent the sides from yielding This also served as a seat for the operator In the fore part of the brim of the brass crown was a socket with an iron tube passing through it At the top of the tube was a wood screw fixed by means of a rod which passed through the tube When the wood screw had been made fast to some ob ject it could be cast off by unscrewing the rod Behind the vessel and above the rudder was attached a magazine composed of two blocks of oak wood hollowed out so as to hold 150 pounds of powder This Avas fired by a percus sion device timed by means of clock work A rope extended from the mag azine to the wood screw To destroy a ship the operator was to submerge the Turtle navigate it un til it was underneath the ship that was to be destroyed screw the wood screw into her bottom cast off the magazine and move away The magazine being buoyant would immediately rise against the bottom of the ship The clockwork which fired it was started by flie casting off of the magazine and gave the operator time to retire to a safe distance Bushnell made many trials of the Turtle before sending it against a Brit ish vessel He found it very difficult to obtain a skillful operator In re spect to this part of his work he wrote as follows In the first essay with the subma rine vessel I took care to prove its strength to sustain the great pressure of the incumbent water when sunk deep before I trusted any person to descend much below the surface and I never suffered any person to go under water without having n strong piece of rigging made fast to It until I found him well acquainted with th opera tions necessary for his safety After that I made him descend and Career of the First American continue at particular depths without rising or sinking row by the compass Submarine VeSSel approach a vessel go under her and fix the wood screw Into her bottom un til I thought him sulliclently expert to IT WAS A MOST UNIQUE CRAFT put my design Into operation I found agreeable to my tlons that it required many trials to make a person of common ingenuity a skillful operator The first I employed was very Ingenious but was taken sick In the campaign of 1770 at New lork before he had an opportunity to make use of his skill and never recovered his j health sulliclently afterward i In the summer of 1770 when Aduii ral Howe lay with a formidable British fleet in New York bay a little below the Narrows Bushnell attempted to destroy one of his ships the Eagle of sixty four guns The operator whom the inventor selected to make the ex periment was Sergeant Ezra Lee i He had had little experience with the am cixU tu uiu t ui cone- Turt0 Jmd ws tllerefore Ineslert sponded to the made the opening by Le0t ll0weverj successfully navigated swells of turtle shell at its head a tbe Turtle lmder the E le Hc at tempted to fix the wooden screw into her bottom but struck as he supposed a bar of iron which passed from the rudder hinge and was spiked under the ships quarter Bushnell said that had Lee moved a few inches which he might have done without rowing I have no doubt but he would have found wood where he might have fixed the screw or if the ship were sheathed with copper he might easily have pierced it but not being well skilled in the management of the vessel in attempting to move to another place he lost the ship After seeking for some time he rowed some distance and rose to the surface of the water but found daylight had ad vanced so far that he durst not renew the attempt On his return from the Eagle Lee passed near Governors island which was then occupied by the British Be ing in haste and thinking he was dis covered by the enemj he cast off the magazine supposing that it retarded i his movement After an hour the time the mechanism was set to run the magazine exploded with great violence to the consternation of the enemy Two subsequent attempts were made with the Turtle against the British shipping In one of these the operator succeeded in getting his vessel under neath a British ship but the tide ran so strong the Turtle was swept away Finally the British sunk an American boat which had the Turtle on board The inventor afterward recovered his vessel but did nothing further with it His health was poor and he was un able to obtain money and assistance with which to prosecute his experi ments Navy He Wanted Company Shortly after 2 oclock one bitter winter morning a physician drove four miles in answer to a telephone call On his arrival the man who had sum moned him said Doctor I aint in any particular pain but somehow or other Ive got a feeling that death is nigh The doctor felt the mans pulse and listened to his heart Have you made your will he ask ed finally The man turned pale Why no doctor At my age oh doc it aint true is it It cant be true Whos your lawyer nigginbotham but Then youd better send for him at once The patient white and trembling went to the phone Whos your pastor continued the doctor The Rev Kellogg M Brown mum bled the patient But doctor do you think Send for him immediately Your father too should be summoned also your Say doctor do you really think Im going to die The man began to blubber softly The doctor looked at him hard Xo I dont he replied grimly Theres nothing at all the matter T Chi as of Opium WmmZrW THE POPPY yeii is recognized the world over that one of the great est moral reforms ever undertaken Is the present gov ernmental effort in China to close the opium dens stop the using of opium by the peo ple and put an end to its impor tation and to the growing of the poppy plant from which the Injurious drug Is taken By imperial decree the opium dens throughout China must be closed Al ready in several of the larger cities the decree has resulted in the practical ex tinction of the dens but under the provisions of the edict nine years time will be allowed for the gradual extinc tion of the traffic and the habit In the empire The Chinese government recognizes the impossibility of abruptly cutting off the entire supply of opium for smoking purposes Confirmed smokers who probably would drop dead if they could not procure the drug are to be permitted to use it under restrictions gradually tapering off until within a few years they must cease altogether This is not merely a moral reform It means according to competent ob servers the regeneration of China The vast empire with nearly half a billion of inhabitants has Iain slug gish under the opium curse for more than a century It is recognized by all students of the empire that opium smoking is the chief agency which prevents the awakening of China While the habit is most common among the lowest classes of the in- llSIIIPlIIIii THE OPIDM LAMP PREPAItrNG FOB A SMOKE habitants millions of whom smoke the dope daily some of the highest officials of the Chinese government are said to be in the clutches of the curse lrom the officials down to the humblest coolies through all grades and conditions of people opium smok ing is the besetting sin of the Chinese The government of Great Britain is of opium and the opium smoking habit I into China British India cultivates very extensively the poppy flower which supplies the poison In order to make a market for opium Great Brit ain looked over into the immense Chi nese empire with its teeming millions of humanity and began a systematic with you but Id hate to be the only campaign of importation The trade g man youve made a fool of on a night like this Everybodys The College Girls Rescue I believe in a college education for girls said a professor but the girl ports that she knows a great deal has not profited by her four years course for after all it is but a smattering that a college education gives us Most girls know this Many do not The latter sort carry themselves superciliously use big words correct ignorant persons grammar and fail to make a good marriage In fact they create a bad impression every where Thus there was a girl a Vassar girl who got caught by the incoming tide out on a rock The tide rose higher and higher and the girl shrieked and screamed madly for help grizzled old shellback in a flat bot tomed boat The girl as soon as she saw the shellback recovered her poise and said in her most affected manner Ah I knew some succor would come if I but continued calling inde fatigably The shellback scowled Waal miss he said if thats how ye express yer gratitood the suckerll be durned if he dont row back with out ye Cincinnati Enquirer Bad Judgment William Did the baby come from heaven mamma Mamma Yes dear William Huh That kid didnt know when he was well off did he Chicago News was forced upon the Chinese In 1S39 and 1S42 Great Britain waged war upon China because that government sought to prevent British merchants from smuggling opium into Chinese A recent observer writing from who comes out of college thinking1 Shanghai says Opium has eaten into the morals of Chinas governing and literary class and the result has been a corrupt gov ernment of the first order and the thinking Chinese lay the blame at the feet of Great Britain Japan on the other hand has long prohibited opium smoking which is a crime punishable by ten years penal servitude and thio ls probably one of the causes for Ja pans advancement during the past half century Now that China at last realizes the evil effects of the drug the feels a bit unkindly toward British India that country desiring to postpone the prohibition of the export of the Help came at last in the shape of a d as long as possible China feels however that the home government in Euuland will bring such pressure to bear that the Indian supply will soon be cue off China now produces a very large part of the opium used by her own victims The planting of the poppy is to be gradually restricted until poppy plantations in China become things of the past Many thousands of persons will be deprived of their means of livelihood by the closing of the dens and the re striction of poppy growing The gov ernment is to provide for many of these people by teaching them trades Societies have been formed with the purpose of assisting the unfortunates toward other means of livelihood ADVERTISED LIST 1 il m eiuif mitt pack- ma n iuiiil r it MiUoolc llif S tfin i JO 11307 lhTThics Mlkins O H inltirsoii Mr W A I union Mr It Cokly Frank ivly MrTU urccn 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