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ed gravitation Is perpetually active and every particle of matter Is being eternally tugged at and urged to get nearer to the earths center So no sooner does a fragment of rock at a mountain crest become loosened than gravitation hurls it crashing down into the valley shattering it into frag ments perhaps or at the least grinding off some portions of Its surface as well as of the surface of the rocks against which It is dashed By such means and with the fur ther aid of Its handmaidens wind and water gravitation works its unceasing purpose of leveling the surface of the earth In a few brief geological mo ments It rounds the shoulders of the haughtiest mountain and given time enough it will bring every particle of rock back to the sea bed whenqe it originally sprang Short of that as a transition stage it is forever mixing the different soil constituents on the one hand and sorting them out again on the other Appletons FINE SPIDER THREADS Cultivated Especially For the Use of Astronomers The cultivation of certain species of spiders solely for the fine threads which they weave for scientific uses has an important bearing upon astron omy No substitute for the spiders thread has yet been found for bisecting the screw of the micrometer used for de termining the positions and motions of the stars Not only because of the re markable fineness of the threads are they valuable but because of their durable qualities The threads of certain spiders raised for astronomical purposes withstand changes in temperatures so that often In measuring sun spots they are unin jured when the heat is so great that the lenses of the micrometer eyepiece are cracked These spider lines are only one flfth to one seventh of a thousandth of an Inch in diameter compared with which the threads of the silkworm are large and clumsy Each line Is made up of several thou sands of microscopic streams of fluid Under the most powerful magnifying glass they appear true and round The work of placing these lines in the micrometer requires the delicate touch of experts who operate with the aid of microscopes which magnify the line a thousand times The lines are placed parallel with each other and two one thousandths of an Inch apart Stray Stories Buying Cooked Food In France it Is a common thing for the wife to be out at work as well as the husband From this circumstance no doubt have developed the facilities that country affords for obtaining ready cooked food outside the home Whole meals can be purchased outside and they are very good meals too A whole fowl or a half one or a smaller portion can be bought hot or cold from the rotlssier Soups and salads can be bought in the same way and In shops where eggs are sold there Is always a basket of red eggs as well as white ones the red color being used to indi cate that the eggs are cooked All these things are sold at prices within the reach of all and In many homes scarcely any attempt Is made to do cooking Belgium Blows Its Horn Belgium like many continental coun tries has its national board of adver tising The state owning as it does the railways must do everything in its power to increase the passenger traffic and so England and the adjacent coun tries are extensively placarded with posters showing Belgiums beauty and pleasure spots The principal attrac tions are Ostend and its casino and the pictorial records of this resort have adorned the boardings of England for many years past London Graphic Chileans Aro Mongrels There is a good deal of mongrel about Chilean society Chileans will tell you that they are descended from old Spanish families but the old Span ish families were mostly turned out or massacred In the revolution against Spain which arose mainly out of the wrongs of the mongrels The descent in short usually Includes a slave native Indian woman years back and the two types have mixed well with handsome but very fiery results Exchange Her Willingness You must have been dreaming of some one proposing to you last night Laura How is that Why I heard you for a whole quar ter of an hour crying out Tes File gende Blatter Natural Proud Father My child Is only a month old and he cries for the moon Proud Mother Mine Isnt a week old and he cries for the milky way r Puck Every age has Its problem by solv ing which humanity Is helped forward 7- mnmwww - Wit said Humor of BEN TILLMAN LHHHHHHHHHUhk IiIv the old UNDER of Till man as the typical Are eater he Is about the last man that would be suspected of any thing so genial as humor That con ception of him is now becoming some what modified or nossiblv he is be coming mellowed himself At any rate a rich vein of wit has been found in the South Carolina senator though his thrusts are somewhat rough and sav age like the man When Tillman was governor there was a revolt against his famous liquor dispensary law He called out the militia and the members of one com pany tendered their resignations The governor dismissed them In a charac teristic letter closing as follows You can depart to your homes You do not deserve it but I will pay your i uuiui uju uuu uusl luut i uiuy nuvei be bothered with any more such band box and holiday soldiers In his first speech In the senate the South Carolina man paid his respects to President Cleveland In rather savage fashion He recounted how he had come to Washington as governor to attend Clevelands inauguration stand ing out for several hours In a drizzling rain to see the first Democratic execu tive since the war Then THIman raised a laugh by vehemently exclaim ing God forgive me for being such a fool It was some time before this that Tillman had made the thrust at the president which fastened on the South Carolinian the sobriquet of Pitchfork Ben It was as follows But If I go to the senate I promise that I will use a pitchfork In the presi dents fat old ribs At another time Senator Tillman ex claimed I would rather go to hell with my followers than to heaven with the oth er crowd To a Columbia audience In his own state he said This is the fifth time Ive tried to poke some sense into the heads of you people but I suppose you dont want It and I think you had bet ter beat your drums and stampede like a lot of cowards as you did the second time I came here Later at the same meeting You are a set of old fossils and you can go to the devil in your own way I dont want your votes This is rather grim humor It must be admitted Of a somewhat gentler quality Is the following given at the time of his row with his colleague Senator McLaurin A young reporter was gathering statistics as to the fa vorite recreations and books of Wash ington notables When the South Carolina man was approached he look ed the reporter over quizzically and re plied Every one knows my favorite recre ation having fun with McLaurin My favorite book Is If Christ Came to Congress The reporter thanked him and asked where Senator Depew might be found Why said Tillman Chauncey Is In Europe but he continued with a sly gleam in his one eye I can give you the information you seek De pews favorite recreation is playing penuchle and his favorite author is E P Roe Can you tell me his favorite work Certainly Senator Depews favor ite work Is Opening a Chestnut Burr Senator Tillman dropped into the war department one day to see Secretary Taft See here exclaimed the secretary who had just assumed spectacles see here what you have driven me to with your attacks on my character and mo tives You have forced me to take to glasses Well responded Senator Tillman I hope sincerely it will enable you to see the constitution now The South Carolina man got dry fun out of the rate bill fight When Aid rich accused him of abandoning his own measure when the Hepburn bill was placed In his charge Tillman re sponded I never deserted my baby but the senator from Rhode Island Insisted upon putting his own dress upon It That was distasteful to me and the bantling is sleeping peacefully Then some one dropped another kid in my house and I am holding It I wont deny that I am suspicious of the pa ternity of the brat and of the brat Itself During one of the daily colloquies that occurred between the two Senator Spoon er said The last cartoon I saw of the sen ator from South Carolina represented him as down In the straw and being kicked by the Democratic donkey The last one I saw said Tillman represented me as riding the donkey with the Republican elephant tied to its tail Whats before the senate anyway Mr President demanded a senator during a lull one day I am before the senate Senator THIman declared without a imlla mtanmmftriK imvshi i9 LETTING A FLAT The Agent Found There Were Two Sides to the Question The agent of the building did not like the looks of the man who wanted to rent the second floor fiat We require the payment of the rental monthly In advance of course he said That will be all right answered the man The rooms suit me and I am willing to pay a year in advance if necessary You dont object to music perhaps Theres a piano on the first floor and u harp and zither on the third No objection to that I am fond of all kinds of music We dont take renters who have children you know We havent any My family con sists of my wife- myself and a grown son Also we require the best of refer ences Here they are The agent looked at them and hand ed them back They are all right Ill have to let you in You are fortunate Mr Spon doo In getting the apartment at this particular time By order of Mr Hunks I have had all the rooms thor oughly Does old Hunks own this building Certainly As I was saying Great Scott The only object I have In moving is to get out of one of old Hunks apartment houses I wouldnt live here rent free No thanks I can find my way out without any assist ance Morning sir Chicago Tribune THE STRAWBERRY It Was First Cultivated by a Blind King of Hungary Where Eperies the picturesque Hun garian town is now surrounded by beautiful gardens and fruited fields there was at the time of King Bela II nothing but thick wilderness Once this blind and unhappy sovereign was traveling in his realm It was a hot sultry summer day and while search ing for a shady spot in which to rest he became lost Deadly tired in con sequence of his long wandering he asked his attendants for a drink of water They seated him on the soft green grass in the cool shade of big old trees and then the cavaliers sep arated to hunt for a refreshing spring Meanwhile the king wanted to find out more about his resting place and began to grope about him with his hands Thus he discovered strawber ries growing all about him says the New York Herald He ate them so partly quenching his thirst he waited quietly for his gentlemen After a short time they returned some with empty cups some with pearly spring water The king then said to his attendants Have the trees cut down around this place where my hands found the re freshing strawberries Here shall rise a town whose name shall be Eperies strawberry in remembrance of this day for all time As the king commanded so It was The wilderness was cleared and in Its place Is a town whose arms carry the strawberry even today His Idea of Scoring At a country cricket match in Lan arkshire a local farmers boy was ap pointed scorer his duties being care fully explained to him The first in ning was not very productive of runs and soon came to an end and every one made a rush for the scorer Judge of their surprise however when they found that not a single mark had been made in the carefully ruled book that had been provided When reproached In somewhat strong terms the boy was not In the least disconcerted but with the most in genuous air In the world said I was sae eenterested In the sport that I quite forgot to mak the crosses But It dlsna matter that wee laddie wi the red face Is the smartest runner among ye London Tit Bits Arms and the Tax There are sufficient people in Eng land and Scotland paying the annual tax Imposed by the Inland revenue up on the use of armorial bearings to pro duce a sum of 350000 each year The great bulk of this sum Is paid by peo ple who care not an atom either about their family of their arms but pay the tax regularly simply because they have carriages or plate heraldlcally decorat ed The really old families of the realm however use armorial emblems for decorative purposes to an extent almost Incredible in the eyes of those familiar with them only on note paper table silver and carriage panels A Curiosity Polite Shopman showing goods Here Is something I would like to call your attention to madam It Is the very latest thing out Mrs Rounder absently If theres anything out lat er than my husband Ill take it if only for a curiosity Strand Magazine A Fellow Feeling I dont believe said Mrs Henry Peck that I would be afraid of a man eating tiger I dont believe youd need to Mria responded Hen Peck Hed recognize a kindred spirit Houston Post No Ballast Needed A dear old lady on reading that sev eral aerolites weighing five hundred weight each had fallen in the Ghazlpur district of India remarked that these balloonists appeared to be astonishing ly heavy people Punch At the end of some generations race3 perish or degenerate in towns It Is necessary to renew them and It Is al ways the country which furnishes this renewal Rousseau t C5 To George Lillie non resident defendant You nro horobv notified that on tlio 12th dny of August 1107 Amite Lillio tiled a ietition against s mi Hi inu uihinck court in iieuwiuuw cumiij iirnska tiiu obicct and nrnvcr of which nro to obtain a divorce from you on tlio ground that voti hnvo been iruiltvof extreme cruelty toward this pliiintilT and tliatyou have willfully abandoned tlio plaintiff without good cause for the term of two years last oast You are re quired to answer said ixitition on or before Monday the 23rd day of September 1907 Annie Lillie rinintiir By Starr Itecdcr her attorneys NOTICE OF HEAH1NG On petition for distribution of residue of os tate State of Nebraska lied Willow countyss To all imrsons interested in the estate of James Cain deceased Notice is hereby Riven that Mary Cain ad ministratrix of said estnte has Hied her peti tion in the county court of said county the ob ject and prayer of which nro that a decree of distribution may bo made of the residue of said estate now in her possession to the parties en titled by law to receive the same You aro hereby notified thnt said petition will bo heard by the county judge at the county court room in the city of McCook in said coun ty on the thirty first day of August 1907 at ten oclock a in It is ordered that a copy of this notice bo pub lished once each weelc for three successive weeks in The McCook Tribune a newspaper printed and published in said county Dated this sixteenth day of August 1907 heal J C Moore County Judge No 8823 NOTICE OF AUTHORIZATION Treasury Department Ollico of Comptroller of tlio Currency Washington 1 C August 5th 1I07 Whereas By satisfactory evidence presented to the undersigned it has been made to appear that THE McCOOK NATIONAL BANK in the City of McCook in the County of Red Wil low and State of Nebraska has complied with all the provisions of tho Statutes of the United States required to be complied with before an association shall be authorized to commence the business of Banking Now Therefore I Thomns P Kane Deputy and Acting Comptroller of tho Currency do hereby certify that THE McCOOK NATIONAL BANK in tho City of McCook in tho County of Red Willow and State of Nebraska is auth orized to commence tho business of Banking as provided in Section Fifty one hundred and sixty nine of tho Revised Statutes of the United Stntcs In Testimony Whereof witness my hand and seal of this oilice this Fifth day of August 1107 T P KANE t official f Deputy and Acting Comp- sea f troller of the Currency First August 9 1007 Last October 11 1907 ORDER OF HEARING a In the county court of Red Willow county State of Nebraska In the matter of the estate of Angelo I Welles deceased State of Nebraska Red Willow county ss To all persons interested in tho estate of An gelo P Welles deceased You aro hereby noti fied that on the sixth day of August 1507 Matio G Welles administratrix of tho estato of Angelo P Welles deceased filed in said court her final account as said administratrix and that said final account will be heard on tho twenty fourth day of August at the hour of ten oclock a in at the county court room in the city of McCook in said county and you aro hereby cited to appear at the time and place above designated and show cause if any such exists why said account should not be allowed It is hereby ordered that said Mattie G Welles administratrix give notice to all persons inter ested in said estate by causing a copy of this order to bo published in the McCook Tribune a newspaper printed and published in said coun ty for three successive weeks prior to the date set for said hearing Dated this 9th day of August 1907 seal J C Moore County Judge 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