T amwirfiii iniirftfp jmMr tfaasaaasggrjsraaasm wf - OUR PRESIDENTS JAMES MONROE The fifth president of the Uulted States was born in Westmoreland county Va in 1758 He died in New York on the Fourth of July 1831 During the earlier years of the Revolution he served with great bravery and ability as an officer In the American army In 1803 President Jefferson sent him to France as special envoy to complete negotiations for the purchase of the vast territory of Louisiana Monroe served as president from 1817 to 1825 His name Is Identified with the famous Monroe doctrine which was chiefly the work of John Quincy Adams his secretary of state FIRE FIGHTING AT SEA Methods of Extinguishing Flames on Board Ships RIGID DISCIPLINE THE RULE When the Alarm Is Sounded Every Member of the Crew Has His Station and Carries Out the Particular Duty Intrusted to Him Of all disasters that can befall a ship none Is more dreaded by the mariner than a fire at sea Indeed the annals of Lloyds record few greater ocean tragedies and be it said no more conspicuous instances of gal lantry and heroic effort than those con nected with ships afire No wonder then in view of the dreadful possibilities of an outbreak of fire on board that a thorough knowl edge of the proper steps to be taken in extinguishing the flames at the out Bet or at least holding them in check is expected of every officer from the captain downward Most vessels are nowadays fitted with hydrants several on each deck and in the case of large liners hose is kept in handy places ready to be attached to the hydrants at a mo ments notice Moreover every large passenger boat carries a number of portable extinguishers which can be strapped on a mans back The spray from these Is of course thin but very effective in subduing small outbreaks where the fire has not secured too firm a hold Fire drill forms a weekly feature in the routine on every ocean liner Ev ery member of the crew literally from captain to cabin boy has his fire station allotted to him at which when the signal is given he takes his position and carries out the particular duty intrusted to him When an actual outbreak occurs the fire alarm is if possible avoided so as to prevent panic among the passengers Word is passed quietly around the pas sengers being kept in ignorance as long as possible In fact more than one fire at sea has been extinguished without any suspicion on the part of the passengers that the outbreak was other than an imaginary one engineer ed by the officers to give the passengers a chance of seeing what could be done in the event of the real thing occurring In many cases of course the passen gers have to be informed but the news is always broken as lightly as possible and some special entertainment a con cert a dance theatricals and so on is got up to allay any natural feeling of nervous anxiety- Of course if the fire shows signs of becoming unmanage able the boats are got ready and swung out in case it appears necessary to abandon the ship Every boat on large liners is kept fully provisioned food sufficient for several days being contained in air and water tight tanks The worst fires at sea are those which cannot easily be got at These usually occur amid the cargo in the lower holds and are often spontaneous in their origin In such cases it is highly dangerous to open the hatches The fire which may have been smol dering for days will naturally burst Into a blaze as soon as the air Is ad mitted The proper course is to exclude the air In every possible way consequently even the ventilators are stopped up If the holds are fitted with steam pipes the steam Is at once turned on Otherwise hoesace cutJnthexlci just large enough to admit the nozzles of the fire hose and water is vigorous ly pumped into the hold In one form of extinguishing ap paratus instead of steam or water sulphurous fumes are injected Into the hold the fumes being generated in a machine specially fitted for that purpose This injection method is highly effective and rarely fails if the pipes are properly placed in each hold The steam or fumes are turned on from the upper deck If a fire breaks out In the hold and assumes such dimensions that steam injection is powerless to check it the vessel is when possible got into shal low water and if necessary beached In any case the sea cocks of the par ticular hold are opened and the hold allowed to fill with water This can usually be done with very little fear of the vessel foundering as modern built ships are divided into many com partments separated by strong water tight bulkheads of steel or iron Such is the buoyancy of a vessel so con structed that instances have been known of a craft remaining afloat with only one or two of these compartments dry If the burning hold is a very large one and by flooding it with water there is danger of the vessel founder ing the cargo In another hold Is thrown overboard or jettisoned as It is called at sea to counteract the weight of water admitted into the first hold As a last resource the vessel If in dock or shallow water is scut tled by opening the sea cocks This has been done more than once in Tilbury docks We seldom hear nowadays of fire breaking out in the passengers quar ters on largo liners The introduction of electric lighting on board ship has no doubt conduced greatly to this Im proved state of matters When a fire does break out in the cabin it is usu ally soon detected for a constant watch is kept by the officers and night stewards who make periodical tours of inspection during the nocturnal hours Pearsons Weekly Look on the poor with gentle eyes for In such habits often angels desire ilms Massinger A Catch Question Of Bishop Short who held the see of St Asaph many curious stories are told Occasionally he put questions to candidates for ordination that appar netly had no connection with the dis charge of their parochial duties They tested probably their wit or tact two necessary qualifications to public men but nothing more One such question proposed by the bishop was the fol lowing Which has the greatest num ber of legs a cat or no cat As might be expected this created a titter but the bishop would not take a laugh as the answer and consequently he repeated the question and desired some one to solve the problem At last one of the candidates smiling said I should think my lord a cat No retorted the bishop there you are wrong for a cat has four legs and no cat has five London Telegraph Story of a Greek Saint A member of the Royal Geographical society gives this little story of a Greek saint Our good St Blazios gave us the phrase drunk as Blazes for this saint was pleasantly done to death by having his flesh torn off by wool combs and so he became the pa tron of the English wool combers and as a high feast was kept up on his day and the people who frequented the feast were called Blazers so the saying grew Into the English tongue and re mains there fixed and useful CYPRESS KNEES How They Aro Formed Trees Curious Blunt Rjots The cypress knee Is a familiar object in all the lowland forests of the south but there are thousands of northern people who have never seen them and there are many southern people too who have not seen them till they stumbled over tliem some dark night The knee is of solid wood has no limbs or leaves Is anywhere from six Inches to six feet In height and its rounded top and flattened sides give it very much the shape of a human leg bent at the knee till thigh and calf are brought together hence the appropriate name of knee For a number of years I was curious as to what part the knees played in the life of a cypress tree writes a cor respondent of Forest and Stream for they are part of its root system and do not grow Independently They were not sprouts trying to grow into trees for they never developed branches and the final conclusion was that their only use was for people to stumble over How and why such useless appendages to the tree wero formed was a mys tery until one day when drifting down a deep channel which had been washed through a cypress swamp the secret was exposed The earth had been washed fiway from the roots of some of the trees and roots in all stages of growth were In sight None of these roats 13 less than two and one half iuchco tlickand of uniform size clear to their tips or rather clear to their blunt ends for there was no tip Nature Intended these roots to grow In soft mud and they were all right for that purpose but when the blunt end of a root encountered something too hard to push through It bent or buckled In the line of least resistance and this was generally toward the top of the ground and the continuing growth of the root pushing the bend further upward made the bend closer until finally the two arms of the bend were close together and they grew to gether with one sheet of bark Inclos ing both STUDY YOUR HORSE If the Animal Has Mental Troubles Try to Remedy Them To begin with does your horse suffer from nostalgia or homesickness Most horses do and many really pine away and die from no other cause We can at least by making the poor creature thoroughly comfortable do all in our power to give his pain surcease and to make him happy and contented for than homesickness of the acute and chronic form men knows few more wearing ailments Is your horses dis position sociable or misanthropic You dont know Well why not find out Does it irritate him to have his yoke mate or neighbors eating noisily and visibly while he does Is privacy evi dently his preference Very well then by boards or zinc or tin or canvas shut off both sides of his stall at the head so that he may eat in peace and live the isolated life which he prefers If he lays back his ears or snaps at his neighbors or fidgets and kicks at the partitions etc he does not fancy company at least at mealtimes and he will be better do better and here the pocket comes in keep more cheaply if you cater to his fancy If on the contrary a shy feeder let him see others eat even let him by a simple arrangement feed from the same man ger as one of his neighbors which is to be tied up short until Master Dainty has eaten all he will when upon al lowing the neighbor to partake the fas tidious one will redouble his efforts to eat just to spite the late comer at the feast The writer has used this plan with many poor feeders from race horses down and always with the best results F M Ware In Outing Maga zine He Hadnt Changed a Bit The Smiths had invited the minister to dinner As the last course was reached little Willie who had been closely watching the guest almost con tinually through the meal looked over at him once more and said You havent changed a bit since you started eating have you Mr Cur tis Why no laughed the minister Why do you ask that question Because blurted Willie confused by the pairs of eyes focused on him because I heard pa tell ma youd make a big hog of yourself as soon as you got your eye on the corned beef and cabbage Bohemian Magazine He Had Had Some Help The man who applied at headquar ters for a little help from the char itable association set forth his case with so much tact and moderation that the secretary was beginning to be fa vorably impressed I cant ask them to do too much the applicant said modestly You see he continued in an outburst of delicacy and ingenuousness they paid for my wedding last month and twas a real swell one Youths Com panion Pain of a Wooden Leg Barneys wooden leg has been pain ing im of late said Scholes to his wife How can that be asked Mrs Scholes irritably Mrs Barney has been thrashing Im with it was the explanation The Twins Cholmondely You and your sister are twins are you not Marjoribanks We were when we were children Now however she Is five years young er than I Cleveland Leader Reason serves when pressed but hon est Instinct comes a volunteer Pope jjfefagai saAaMfcgjaWB rWflfc JAMES MPARLAND Orchard to make the astounding con fession of crimes In which he impli cated officials of the Western Federa tion of Miners McParlaud began his career as a sleuth thirty four years ago when as a young man of twenty- mous organization of cutthroats known as the Molly Maguires For nearly twenty years these criminals had been murdering mine superintendents po licemen constables and other men In authority McParland at first became a coal miner but he soon discovered that rfrsy JBgV t V i A Wot - Kr V s - K7j Wr csl p 7 feoJ s iPM m m j rY w BtMyy s - v Kifc sty 3s w JAMES MPARLAXD membership in the Mollies was not confined to the miners Saloon keep ers backieg politicians and others were in It The society had lodges in va rious parts of the state The meetings were secret and there were passwords grips and other signs McParland join ed the Mollies and became apparently a saloon bum after he quit the mines He drank so much bad whiskj that his health failed and he came near dying All the time he was reporting daily to his employers the Pinkerton agency After two years as a Molly the young man had enough information Many arrests were made Eleven men were hanged on evidence discovered by Mc Parland and forty were sent to the penitentiary That was the last of the Mollies For several years McParland disap peared It was given out that he was dead Another story was that he had gone to the other side of the earth to escape the vengeance of the Mollies McParland became manager of the Pinkerton branch at Denver a number of years ago For years he worked on the supposition that the niauy murders explosions mine burnings and other crimes in Colorado Idaho and Utah were instigated by men officially con nected with the Western Federation of Miners When Orchard was arrested shortly after killing ex Governor Steun enberg of Idaho the veteran detective had so much information already on hand that It was not a very hard task to get Orchards confession RED MAN ON DIAMOND Charley Bender the Wonderful Indian Pitcher of Philadelphia Athletics Charley Bender the Indian pitcher of the Philadelphia Athletics is a typical representative of his race He is lithe and of powerful build though not stocky He is a graduate of the Carlisle Indian school and gained con- SsfcS i BEXDER OX THE DIAMOND siderable repute as a football player while at this institution Bender rose to fame two years ago when he twirled the Philadelphia Athletics to victory in the second game of the worlds eeries against the New York Nationals He was the first Indian to play in this kind of a series Is a wonderful pitcher tfnd fools the strongest batsman Such a Friendliness Mabel Guess what Jack has prom ised to bring me tonight to wear on the third finger of my left hand Stella Oh thimble I supposa De troit Tribune iW3fSi mjtitm iwTtmTV tm rrtmi A CULTURED BASS Veteran Detective Who Secured Harry Hion8r Education Wat tho Ruin of Orchards Confession Ths intelligent Fish America has no detective more Inter- I RflSS nro intelllcent little beasts esung man james Mcrariana tne Plnkerton operator who induced Harry A Story of Samuel Warren and Mat thew Davenport Hill Sam Warren the author of Ten Thousand a Year has been the sub ject of many anecdotes none of them better than one which I first heard re lated about him by his friend Matthew Davenport Hill Looking in one day at Warrens chambers Hill noticed that he seemed a little troubled It Is said the lawyer-novelist most unfortunate I ought to have dined tonight with the lord chancellor but Mrs Warren Is about to present me with another olive branch How can I leave her I hope his lordship wont be annoyed at my putting him off Oh returned Hill dont make yourself uneasy I am one of the guests I know him so well I can put it all right for you With these words the visitor prepared to leave the room At first profusely grateful Warren presently seemed a little perplexed and said By the bye after all I wont trouble you to say anything about me to the chancellor Between ourselves I have not been invited Well rejoined Hill make yourself comfortable on that point For that matter neither have I Pall Mall Ga zette To Cure Blushing A great many men blush said a physician some so painfully that they come to me to be cured The cure I recommend is an odd one It is the abandonment of over heavy clothing especially of wool en socks Amazing it is how many male blushers have a predilection for thick socks of wool But some blushers wear light enough clothes To them I can only recommend a nerve treatment I ad vise them to make speeches at ban quets to be witnesses in murder trials to go to teas and dances to develop in short the nerve as a wrestler develops his muscle Blushing Is a difficult disorder to cure As a rule it passes away of it self when the victim reaches his thirty fifth year New Orleans Times-Democrat Lying It was said of Dr Johnson that he always talked as though he were tak ing an oath Die detested the habit of lying or prevaricating in the slight est degree and would not allow his servants to say he was not at home if he was A servants strict regard for the truth said he must be weak ened by such a practice If I accus tom my servant to tell a lie for me have I not reason to apprehend that he will tell It for himself A strict adherence to truth the doctor consid ered as a sacred obligation and in re lating the smallest anecdote he would not allow himself the minutest addi tion to embellish his story The Transformed Pythagorean Some undergraduates once wished to play a practical joke upon a man who was a disciple of Pythagoras so one day when he was a little sleepy by reason of the amount of brandy and soda that he had imbibed his friends smeared him with honey and rolled him in the inside of a feather bed When the disciple of Pythagoras got up in the morning he looked In the looking glass at himself and said slow ly with a whistle Bird by Jove London Telegraph Love and Hate Love once more perhaps this time you may succeed in being loved back ngain Enemies are only useful as long as you are rising Once at the top you must do away with them by making them your friends Epigrams of Queen Elisabeth Carmen Sylva Making Sure Dentist Ive filled all of your teeth that have cavities sir Mahoney Well thin fill th rlst av thlm too thin whin th cavities come theyll be already filled bgobs Lon don Tit Bits The first farmer was the first man tnd all historic nobility rests on pos 2ssion and use of land Emerson Tho Stato Fair to bo held at Lincoln Sept 2 6 gives promise of being tho greatest State Pair over hold in Ne braska Secretary W K Mellor in forms us that the exhibits in all do- That Is the reason they travel in partments ore very heavy ana promiso schools remarked Walter Dumpling to exceed in magnitudo those of last an authority on Ashing and a veaTj wnjch was tho record breaker date for the nature fakir class heretofore Tho management have se- I have frequently observed then 1 cured Cua8 j Strobeland bis airship studying ho continued whether It - inch aro now making Aghta at the was better taste to swallow a minnow wholn or on tho installment plan I Jamestown Exposition to mako daily nine he went Into the coal regions of have Bcen tnem scek knowledge con- flights nt our Fair Tho stake races Pennsylvania commissioned to discover ftlrnlnir runber frosrs and having made have 128 horses named in them as all that he could concerning the t mlnlfl that it was a false i ncninor m nnmA t vnr nnd this wjr w - UUUUV WW MMWW j - friend go off and warn their com- rades I have seen them studying weather conditions coming to the surface gaz ing Intently at the sky finding the di rection of tho wind and satisfying themselves whether tomorrow would be clear or rainy All real fishermen can vouch for the statement that bass are fond of children I have seen them eat up the little ones Bass are natural defenders of the home life and when a carp or catfish comes browsing around to devour the eggs the female had laid the male will attack the Intruder by swimming un der the enemy and slashing him with the sharp dorsal spine I once knew a bass so intelligent that It refused to bite on the ordinary bait and was only caught after a page from an encyclopedia had been tied to the hook Higher education was his finish Philadelphia North American IN THE SAME BOAT feature of the Fair is looked forward to with great anticipation by tho horse lovers Fully 25 per cent more swine will be exhibited this year than last and all the live stock departments are receiving an abundance of entries If no more entries of County Collective Exhibits aro received from now on Agricultural hall will havo a finer exhibit than ever before Nebraska has tho best agricultural exhibit shown at any Fair in tho United States and such un exhibit is a credit to our stato and worth going miles to seo The Im plement section is even greater than that of Inst year and a farmer contemp lating the purchase of a pieco of mach inery will secure the best of satisfaction by comparing the 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