h m V v A 17 it J s t V mm iP7g OUR NEW PACIFIC FLEET Ships Recently Ordered to the Pacific Coast under Admiral Evans yiiw ij siy i 31 lssr U S BATTLESHIP MISSOURI Capt Greenleaf A Merriam tonnage 12500 guns 20 speed 18 knots sW LJT y V - i - r va if - T TJk -- Oji A - - - - r - V i s j lu t WV i 7iixfSiifVtri A i fcfr nTHiBii I ii i in i i - 1 xT3 js lVvT5vt nES -5 U S PROTECTED CRUISER CHARLESTON Commander Frank E Beatty tonnage 9700 guns 14 -speed 22 knots Thia lupartmotit to bo continued until tlio ontiro fleet of sixteen vossols 1ms been shown life - - y - U S BATTLESHIP ALABAMA Capt Samuel P Comly tonnage 11525 guns 18 speed 17 knots U S BATTLESHIP NEW JERSEY Capt William W Kimball tonnage 14948 guns 24 speed 19 knots JST - U S BATTLLESHIP CONNECTICUT Capt Hugo Osterhaus tonnage 16000 guns 24 speed 18 knots cc n ir vi li v jm jatmrhi 5 - ri - 7JHTIilBLKsiB91IHV7MK JSUlHB 1 v iwt -- Ml 111 m M II Ml ill ll III llMI 1 v v -x Vij yJ Ot j ts THE SEA HEDGEKOG It Will Swallow Air Until It Swells Into Invulnerability Of fishes a lare number are pro tected from hostile attack by a cov ering of prickles By far the most curious examples are the globefisbes or sea hedgehogs of the Atlantic and Indo Paclllc oceans The extreme length of the globelish Is something less than two feet It has thick lips and goggle eyes which give It the ap pearance of a good natural country man Courage it seems to lack and uie might suppose that such a sim pleton would fall an easy prey to the first shark or dogfish It encountered iet the globefish is able to take care of Itself It never under any circum stances attacks the enemy yet is al rays ready to receive him in a suit able manner should he provoke hostil ities Let us suppose that a shoal of globe fishes is swimming tranquilly in the clear waters when It is suddenly sur prised by a hungry shark Of course the little fellows scuttle hither and thither in uncontrollable alarm But the shark poising himself upon his powerful tail leisurely singles out one of the fleeing globelishes and sets out fu pursuit Now although the globe fish is a good swimmer it is no match for the shark The chase is in every way unequal and can have but one ending Within a few minutes of its commencement the shark must over take the globefish 15ut the quarry is Avell aware of its danger It makes a bee line for the surface and as soon as it gets there begins to take in great gulps of air Then a strange thing happens The fish that only a moment before was thin and small begins to grow stouter and stouter until like the frog In the fable it seems in danger of bursting It stops inflating itself however just In time to avert this catastrophe Hut its skin has become as taut as a drum head and the whole of its body is cov ered with sharp erect prickles It has become n sea hedgehog and the hun gry shark which comes surging through the water dares not touch it but turns tail in search of something more eata ble Of course the globefish was cov ered with prickles all the time but in periods of tranquillity these lie com fortably along Its sides just as do those of the hedgehog Unlike its land prototype however the sea hedgehog is unprovided with a special muscle for erecting its prickles so when danger threatens it has recourse to the mechanical method of inflating the whole tody with air or with wa ter if it cannot reach the surface quickly Scientific American SOME BABY DONTS Dont rock babies it injures the brain Dont tease babies it will make them cross Dont trot babies it disturbs the whole system Dont romp with babies it excites the brain too much Dont dress babies stylishly it is cruel to adorn a rose Dont wake babies up to show them they need all the sleep they can get Dont let too many strangers handle babies it will spoil their disposition Dont put too many clothes on babies in hot weather it will cause prickly heat Dont forget to give cool water often it is the only thing to quench thirst and ward off fever Dont put long clothes on any baby the weight has killed dozens of babies Twenty eight inches is long enough for comfort Pearsons Weekly Its Fire and Its Girdle Cakes The Chequers inn Osmotherley is a relic of the old coaching days but it is now famed for its fire which has nev er been out for more than 100 years and over which girdle cakes are baked This huge fire is kept continually burn ing by peat or turf from the Yorkshire moors An excellent tea is provided for visitors the chief dainty being the girdle cakes The peat glows like red embers on a red tiled floor the girdle being suspended from a bar above the whole looking most quaint and pictur esque The exterior of the inn i most unpretentious and old world looking as it nestles alone on the Yorkshire wolds London Standard Agreed Justice Fiekford when a barrister was once speaking before a couple of judges when a disagreement arose After a long discussion on a point of law one of the judges said We le peat that the statement you make is not good law and this court does not sit to expound the law to you Mr Tickford We have neither the wish the time Nor the ability your lordships interjected the barrister Quite so quite so Now as to para graph 3 Loudon Tit Bits Obstinate Parents Reginald said the head of the family I have told you again and again that you are not to pull the cats tail Reginald eyed him sadly You are getting very obstinate father he said reprovingly London Globe Amicable Adjustment I want you distinctly to understand Einil that when your colleagues wife has a new hat I want one too Calm yourself my dear Weve settled it between us Youre neither of you going to get one Fiiegende flatter Built That Way What does it mean pa when ays a man bent his steps That he was bow legged my son Xew York Press It CHURCHMAN AND DIPLOMAT Cardinal Merry del Val Papal Secretary of State The present year has been a very busy one for the papal secretary of state Rafael Cardinal Merry del Val m - r CARDINAL MERRY DEL VAIi lie will be forty two this autumn and was born while his father was secre tary of the Spanish embassy in Lon don On his mothers side he inherits British blood and he was educated In England at Baylis House Clough and at St Cuthberts Roman Catholic col lege Ushaw near Durham no com pleted his studies on the continent Residence in Spain England Austria Italy and France has given him inti mate knowledge of those countries and he converses In their respective lan guages with perfect fluency He was elevated to the cardinalate with the title of Santa Prassede by Pope Pius X and was installed in the Important post of papal secretary of state One of the episodes in which the cardinal recently figured was that of the seizure by the French government of the pri vate papers of Mgr Montagninl and their publication They Included the private correspondence between him and Cardinal Merry del Val There was little in them it was contended to sustain the charge of interference from Rome with French affairs of state STEVE ADAMS Alleged Partner In Crime of the Mur der Machine Harry Orchard According to the story told on the witness stand by Harry Orchard In the Haywood trial in Idaho one of his prin cipal partners In crime was Steve Adams and the latter is alleged to have made a confession which he afterward repudiated The prosecution produced Adams in court in order that Orchard might identify him as the man who he alleged had been assigned by the inner circle of the Western Fed eration of Miners to help get Bradley In San Francisco Adams glared an- ftp - L - - - - - l -- k f STEVE ADA3IS grily at Orchard when the two faced each other in court According to Or chards testimony Adams was sent to San Fraucisco by Haywood to kill Bradley but got into trouble in Utah and telegraphed Haywood at Denver asking him for 75 The testimony relating to this alleged episode formed an important part of the programme of the prosecution in the effort to link Orchards crimes with Haywood Moy er and Pettibone Pen Economy The millionaire before filling his ink well dropped in two or three old pens and poured the writing fluid upon them Thus he said I practice pen economy prolonging three or four times the life of all my pens You see the corrosive power of the Ink which Is Immensely strong vents Itself on the old pens kept In the well and has little or no strength left wherewith to attack the pen I have in use Phila delphia Bulletin J The BUYING OLD FIDDLES Many Fino Instruments Have Been Picked Up Cheap Great numbers of flue old violins and violoncellos that come Into the high class market of London are procured The difficulties of the Homan Catholic through the medium of advertisement church In France and the agitation be tween clericals and anticlericals in Spain and other controversies which have called for the exercise of unusual discretion have imposed heavy burdens of anxiety upon the man who occupies a post so close to the pope and must assume responsibilities for much of the latters policy The cardinal Is a young man to have reached so high a station in the hierarchy of his church lie suc ceeded the veteran and courtly minis ter of Leo XIII Cardinal Itampolla when but thirty eight jears of age tfTSKT m22iZfiLA 7- Inserted in obscure country papers and especially those of ancient cathe dral cities Of course few of the fiddles thus ob tained are veritable masterpieces but a great many of them are line exam ples of early English and foreign mak ers and they are often bought for ri diculously small prices by a group of experts who have brought the busi ness to a lucrative system Many u struggling family of long descent in some out of the way part of the coun try happens to see In the one county newspaper of the week that good prices are given for old fiddles and some long forgotten instrument in a lumber room or put away on a shelf suddenly comes to mind Correspondence follows The dealer sends a deposit in order that some fid dle spoken of may be sent to him aim examined and lie usually replies that the Instrument sent is dilapidated aim but so so generally but that he Is will ing to give TiO shillings or Ll for it i a great many cases the offer Is ac cepted offhand and in this way mosc of the finest fiddles extant of the sec ond class come Into the hands of deal ers Only lately a cello that came from a Shropshire farm at the price of 2 sold the same day to a west end dealer for nearly 100 One of the most shrewd and respect ed of all these dealers was until a year or two ago a humble member of the orchestra of a London suburban theater He began to advertise in ie mote papers to the greatest limits of his scanty wages and is now one or i the most extensive and prosperous dealers in the trade London Tit Bits A SILLY TRAGEDY Duel Between Tom Porter and Sir Henry Bellasis Some of the royalists who avcp forced to endure the English common wealth seemed to console themselves for the dullness of life under a Puritan government by fighting as many duels as they could compass so that Ignoble squabbles and foolish plots make up the history of their days Tom Torter was of a family which had zealously served the king Under the new government his occupation was gone and he descended to a triviality of life which finally involved him in a most pathetic event This was a duel which he fought with his friend Sir Henry Bellasis and which says Pepys In his Diary is worth remembering for the silliness of the quarrel a kind of emblem of the general com plexion of the whole kingdom But silly as the quarrel undoubtedly was it carried in it an element of heart break The two young men involved were intimate friends and companions but one day being merry In company Tom Porter said he should like to see the man in England who would dare give him a blow With that Sir Henry Bellasis struck him a box on the ear The inevitable duel followed wherein each was wounded Sir Henry proved to be seriously hurt so ho called Por ter kissed and bade him fly For said he Tom thou hast hurt me but I will make shift to stand upon my legs till thou mayest withdraw for I would not have thee troubled for what thou hast done Porter profited by his friends gener osity and escaped to France Sir Henry died a few days later and Pepys con cludes It is pretty to see how the world do talk of them as a couple of fools that killed one another out of love Spying on Bargain Gifts The engaged girl was found study ing life in an auction room I dont expect to buy anything she said but I want to see if anybody I know buys anything A lot of auc tioneers are advertising that they have on hand and pictures and odds and ends of furniture suitable for wedding presents That set me to wondering if any of my friends would try to avail themselves of these auc tion room bargains when buying pres ents for me I saw two girls here this afternoon who have been invited to my wedding One bought some kind of a brass bowl another a vase They got the things dirt cheap I fancy they 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