The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 26, 1907, Image 4

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By F M KIMMELL
Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co
Subscription 1 a Year in Advance
Announcement
I hereby announce mysolf a candi
date for tho office of judgo of the
fourteenth judicial district of Nebraska
on the republican ticket subject to tho
decision of tho republican primary elec
tion to bo hold September 1 1907
CUAKLKS E ElDREI
McCook Nebraska
Announcement
I hereby announce to the Republicans
of Red Willow County that I shall be a
candidate for tho oflico of county treas
urer on tho Republican ticket at tho
primary elections to be held on Tuesday
Septombor 3 1907 I have had twenty
thrco years of an active business ex
perience in storo and bank and feel
confident that I can handle tho affairs
of tho office with credit to myself and
tho Republican party Respectfully
A L Cochuan Bartloy Neb
District Judge
I hereby announce myself as a candi
date for renominntion as judge of the
Fourteenth judicial district of Nebras
ka on the Republican ticket subject to
tho decision of the Republican primaries
to bo hold Sept 3 1907
Rohkrt C Onn
I M Beardsleo candidate for county
treasurer solicits tho support of tho elec
tors in tho Republican primaries
For County Judge
I heroby announce myself a candidate
for ro election to tho office of County
Judge on tho Republican ticket With
a high appreciation of the splendid vote
given mo two years ago and with a
purpose to rendor the best sorvico posi
blo if re elected I respectfully request
tho consideration of all Republicans at
the coming Primary Election
J C Moore
Tyrone Precinct June 19th 1907
Announcement
I hereby announce myself a candidate
for the office of county assessor of Red
Willow county Nebr on the republican
ticket subject to the decision of repub
lican primary election to be held Tues
day Sept 3rd 1907
I have had 7 years experience as an
assessor and deputy
T A Endlsey
Red Willow Precinct
Temporarily in Valley Grange
Jnne 6th 1907
Announcement
I hereby announce to the Republicans
of Red Willow county that I shall be a
candidate for the office of County Clerk
on the Republican ticket at the Prim
ary Election to be held on Tuesday
September 3 1907
I respectfully ask the consideration of
the Republican electors of tho county
Stuart B McLean
McCook Neb April 26 1907
Announcement
I respectfully announce that I will
be a candidate for the office of Clerk
of the District Court of Red Wil
low county on the Republican ticket
subject to the decision of the Repub
lican Primaries to be held on Tuesday
September 3 1907
Chester A Rodgers
Valley Grange Prect April 26 1907
Announcement
I respectfully announce that I will be
a candidate for the office county
treasurer of Red Willow county on the
republican ticket at the primary election
Tuesday September 3 1907
If elected will give up present occupa
tion and personally attend to the duties
of the office
Justin A Wilcox
McCook Nebraska May 2 1907
Announcement
I wish to announce to the Republican
voters of this county thatl shall bo a
candidate for the Republican nomina
tion for County ClerK at the Primary
Election on Tuesday Septembsr 3rd
1907 and that I would like to have all
fair minded Republican voters who be
lieve in good clean business like service
rom their public servants and who want
men that are absolutely free from all
boss or ring rule free from all machine
or corporation influence to consider my
candidacy Respectfully
Chas Skalla
Indianola Neb April 26 1907
Announcement
I hereby announce to the Republicans
of Red Willow County that I shall be a
candidate for the office of County Trea
surer on the Republican ticket subject
to the decision of the Republican Prim
ary Election to be held Tuesday Sept
3rd 1907 For the past twelve years I
have been engaged in practical book
keeping and commercial business and
feel confident that I can handle with
credit all business entrusted to the
office I respectfully ask your duo con
sideration Clifford Naden
Danbury Neb May 6th 1907
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M0 YEMEN lb 0b HIE PEOPLE
Howard Hegkman was a Sunday vis
itor at Stratton
A S Ennib moved into tho Fuller
residence this week
Sam Pickard was up from Platts
mouth part of tho week
Myrtle Wayson is visiting in Strat
ton going up on Monday
Mrs M L Stultz is visiting her
daughter Mrs A R Scott
Miss Ethel BALLANCEof Plattsmouth
is a guest of Mrs II II Tartsch
F S Wilcox has gone to Neosho
Mo to visit a brother a few weeks
Mrs J L Davis of Arapahoe is visit
ing her daughter Mrs E R Earle
Mrs Hall and Miss Ruth have been
guests of Mrs Frank Rank since laBt
week
Mrs M G Simpson of Nodaway
Iowa is a guest of her daughter Mrs
A G Brown
Mrs C E Benedict of Curtis has
been a guest of her sisters here the
past week or so
Mr and Mrs William Weiden
hamer arrived home Tuesday night
from their Donver visit
Mrs Stella Allen and daughter
arrived home Monday evening from a
visit to Wauneta friends
Mrs G W Trimpey and Mrs G C
Gessleman aad children of Culbertson
were McCook visitors Monday
Mrs T II Brittain has been down
from Haigler for a week or two visit
ing friends in city and south side
Mr and Mrs L H Lindemann
have been taking in the joys of the
Chautauqua at Hastings this week
Miss Ada Hammond who has been
with Mrs Hugh Brown in Hastings
for some time arrived home Monday
Miss Sadie Coyle of the postoffice
force is enjoying a weeks vacation
with tho family up in Colemen precinct
Mr and Mrs Frank Rolfe and
daughter arrived home Sunday morn
ing on No 2 from a short visit in Colo
rado
Mrs Matella Gordon left early in
the week for Colorado to be absent a
number of weeks in diiferent parts of
the state
Mrs Dr McKechnie of Holdrege
who has been a guest of Mrs C M
Bailey returned to her home last Fri
day night
Oliver Jeffries was np from Hast
ings first of the week being called
here by the death of his sister Mrs
Jacob Long
Miss Emma Gaarder is a member
of the clerical force in Clapps Miss
Phillipi is a new member of McAdams
force of clerks
Barney Hofer is entertaining his
sister Miss Emma from Beardstown
Illinois who will make a protracted
stay for her health
Mrs C L DeGroff and Weller re
turned to the city Sunday morning
from their short stay in their former
home Nebraska City
Mrs W N Cratty arrived home
this morning from Denver where she
was recently called by the death of her
brother Dr Bertelotte
Walter McCarty arrived home
early in the week from Juniata where
he was called last week by the illness
and death of his father
B F Olcott went down to Kansas
City Mo first of last week to take
treatment in a sanitarium in that city
Ben Jr accompanied him
Guy Battershall who has been
attending the Wesleyan university
during the past term is spending a
few weeks in city and vicinity
Mrs M B Carman and Dorothy left
for Denver early in the week and will
visit there and at other Colorado points
until about the first of September
E E DeLongs new home on North
Manchester is rapidly nearing complet
ion He will have a modem home and
one of the best in that part of town
Mrs I M Beardslee is visiting her
daughter Mrs W A Dolan in Indian
ola this week Mr B went down on
Wednesday morning to remain a few
days
Mrs D G Killen and daughter of
Adams Nebraska have been visiting
her sister Mrs Barney Hofer Thoy
went up to Wauneta Monday on a
visit to her parents
Rev C J Pope
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lWWliWil HI I I
secretary of the
Baptist state convention occupied the
Baptist pulpit of our city last Sunday
preaching morning and evening to ap
preciative audiences
Mrs S Rumley and daughter Miss
Dott relatives of Mrs C B Rowell ar
rived Wednesday night from Leon la
and will remain indefinitely hoping to
improve the daughters health
W H Ferguson of Lincoln has been
in the city part of the week looking
after his large and varied interests atfd
concerns in this section of Nebraska
He drove his Olds while here
Miss Stelca Fuller and Miss Gert
rude Morrissey departed Tuesday on
No 11 for Sheridan Wyoming on a
visit of several weeks Miss Ethel
Morrissey was a passenger on the same
train for Deadwood S D to gpend
some weeks with a sister of the dis
patcher
A LESSON IN LAW
Several Things tho Philadelphia Drum
mer Didnt Know
Most of us think wo know the law
pretty well said the Philadelphia
drummer but I had a little experi
ence to show me that there are sev
eral things In the statute books that
I dont know I was In a New Eng
land town and dropped Into a barber
shop to get shaved There was only
ono barber and he didnt look as if he
knew putty He turned out to be a
pretty good shaver however and as
I had had n drink just before entering
the shop I fell asleep in the chair
I slept for half an hour and when I
awoke he was through with me The
first thing I missed on getting out of
the chair was my roll of money next
my watch next my overcoat next and
lastly my scarfpln I went for that
barber for all I was worth but he
denied robbing me and his face wore
a Emllo Then I got a gait on me and
went to a lawyers office
Can you prove by a credible wit
ness that you had 90 In cash when
you entered the barber shop he asked
I couldnt
Can you prove that your watch
was taken In the shop instead of be
ing lost on the street
I couldnt
Are you sure that you had your
pin on as you opened the door to
enter
I wasnt
As to your overcoat continued the
lawyer have you a bill of sale of It
or was any one with you when you
bought it Iu other words can you
swear to the ownership in law of any
particular overcoat
I couldnt
Then I can do nothing- for you he
said and I went to a second lawyer to
be told the same thing I had left tho
shop without paying for my shave
and I was even told that the barber
could arrest me for beating him out
of 15 cents and have me fined 5 I
believe I can quote Shakespeare cor
rectly and distinguish between tea and
sugar but when it comes down to the
law I am not in it Its too kinky
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
A PRIVATE DENTIST
One Luxury Thi3 Man Will Have When
He Gets Rich
If ever I get really rich said the
man with a toothache I shall have a
private dentist What do I want of a
private dentist Well Ill tell you
Its bad enough anyway to suffer
from your teeth but to me this suffer
ing is made doubly distressing by the
circumstances attendant upon my visit
to the dentists office
I arrive there to find the dentist
working away upon the teeth of some
patient In his chair and that always
sort of disturbs me to find somebody
else being worked over and cared for
while I wait In distress I think I am
entitled to all the care and sympathy
And maybe I find somebody else wait
ing perhaps a friend of the person In
the chair or somebody waiting his
turn come ahead of time and that
disturbs me for I like io wait with my
pain in solitude
But the dentist gets through with
the patient in the chair on time for me
and I take my place under his hands
And I dont doubt that I get his con
centrated and complete attention and
skill while he Is operating upon me
but I cant get away from the idea that
he is working as rapidly as he can so
as to be ready for the next patient
And then with all my pain I cant
forget either that person in the waiting
room waiting his turn after me and
waiting without a particle of sympa
thy for me and in fact rather Impa
tient of my presence and thinking of
himself alone This is rather wounding
to my self esteem
In fact however I regard it a visit
to the dentists office Is always a jar
ring experience My dentist is a man
of the highest professional skill and
as I said I am sure I get his best care
but still all these familiar things that
I have mentioned to you jar me and
I would avoid them all if I could So
when I get real rich I shall certainly
have a private dentist Washington
Post
Samuel Warrens Vanity
The vanity of Samuel Warren the
author of Ten Thousand a Year in
his early years of authorship at least
was remarkable and there is a story
told of him to the effect that on one
occasion at a friends house he had to
take down to dinner a lady whom
he had not met before and as soon as
they were seated at table asked her if
she had ever heard of Samuel Warren
Oh certainly was the reply My
husband prefers Warrens blacking to
any other We always use it West
minster Gazette
Choice of Evils
Well old man said Sinnickson aft
er the performance I certainly was
surprised to see you in private the
atricals
Yes replied Brightly but you
see if I didnt appear on the stage
Id probably have to sit in the audi
ence and be bored to death Phila
delphia Press
Mother of Invention
Talk about necessity being the
mother of invention No such thing I
assure you Accident is the mother of
Invention in ninety nine cases out of a
hundred Reader Magazine
A Rude Little Girl
Maiden Aunt reading In heaven
there Is no marrying or giving In mar
riage Small Mazle It must seem like
heaven to you here on earth doesnt it
auntie -Chicago News
What la bred in the bone will never
tome Aut of th flesh Pilpay
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BROILING
If the fire should be too hot sprinkle
salt over It
Birds and other things which need
to be halved should be broiled inside
first
Always grease the gridiron well and
have It hot before the meat is placed
on it
Never put your fork in the lean part
of meat on the gridiron as it allows
the juice to escape
Fish should be buttered and sprin
kled with flour which will prevent the
skin from adhering to the gridiron
Remember that a hot clear fire Is
necessary for broiling all small arti
cles They should be turned often to
be cooked evenly without being burned
Cover the gridiron with a tin pan or
a baking pan The sooner the meat Is
cooked without burning the better
The pan holds the heat and often pre
vents a stray lino of smoke from
touching the meat Philadelphia Ledg
er
Paying Through the Nose
Paying through the nose Is to be
Indirectly swindled in a transaction or
to pay an exorbitant price for a thing
In consideration of long credit A
variant Is to lie bored through the
nose bored here having the mean
ing of cheated deceived
At this Instant he bores me with some
trick Henry VIII I i 128
One that hath gulled you that hath
bored you sir Ufo of T Cromwell
1602 II II 103
And Howell in his Instruction For
Forren Travell 1050 page 59 had
known divers Dutch gentlemen grosly
guld by this cheat the selling of forged
manuscripts to young travelers in
Italy and som English bord also
through the nose this way by paying
excessive prices for them Notes and
Queries
Oldest of British Sports
Hawking is the oldest of all British
sports To the uninitiated the most
marvelous feature of hawking iaVthe
manner in which the hawks them
selves naturally the wildest and wari
est of the feathered tribe have been
trained to surrender voluntarily their
liberty and return literally like avbolt
from the blue in obedience to thevwlll
of tho falconer This Indeed seems
the more remarkable when one learns
that the best birds are those which
have attained maturity in a wild state
London Ladles Field
Circus Folks Most Moral
Notwithstanding the absence of the
artificial safeguards that a convention
al society has ordained circus perform
ers are as a class the most moral folk
on the face of the earth An old circus
man expressed tho fact In this way
For 200 years there has not been a
domestic scandal nor a divorce among
us when both husband and wife were
from recognized circus families In ev
ery case where there has been a scan
dal either one or the other has been
an outsider Everybodys Magazine
Wanted a Better One
Patient When youre ill doctor do
you treat yourself
No I call in one of my colleagues
Then cant I call in one of them
ha nno that cured xou Kurirer
No
How watered
Now Is
Your Farm For
Acres cultivated Grass-
Rooms -When built
When built -Granary s
Orchard Number trees
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