fi Li Dr K y i r -V wr The best of every thing in his line at the most reasonable prices is Harsh s motto He wants your trade and hopes by merit to keep it C MARSI V The Butcher Phone 12 Eae CITY LODGE DIRECTORY mmpf A I A A M McCook LoiIko No 133 A P fc AM incuts ovory llriftiuul tlilnl Tunrriiiy of tlin moiitli at 800 p in in MttHouic liall ClIAItlHH L Faiinbstook W M If 1 11 A Vktkuhos Sec IKouiijok uosoit McCuok LoiIku No 3 D of II meets ovory hucoihI and forth Friduyu of oacli month ut800 I in in Giuiscliowa hall Mi Lamia Ohiiukn C of H Mks MattikU WkMs Hon KAOrKS McCoolc Anriu No 1514 F 0 12 moots tho second ami fourth Wednesdays of encli month nt800 pm in Ganschovvs hull Sacial mout iiiKs on tho llrnt ami third Wudnofdtijs W H Cumminh V Pros H P IKTItKRON W Sec KAHTKKN UTAH Eureka Chaptor No fcG O E S moots tho Hccoud and fourth FridayH of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Muh Sauaii E Kay W M SVIVEHTKK CORIIKAI Sec KKIOIITH OK PYTHIAS McCoolc LuiIko No 4 K of I moots every WtdneMlay at 3M p in in Masonic hall J F COItDBAI C C C W RakXEH K K S KXinms timpiar St John Commandory No 10 K T meets on thuKocond Thurtrday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Emikson Hanson E C Syivkstku ConDEAi Rec LOCOMOTIVE KNO INCURS McCook Division No H of L E moots every Jlrst and third Saturday of each month at 800 in Horrys hall W C Sciiknck C E V D Huuxutt F A E locomotive fikkmn McCook LoiIrq No Skj H of L F E meets every Saturday at SIX j in in tinns chows hull V R IKNNIXGTON M W S Bixiei Sc MODKKN WOODMEN Nohlo CampKo fiil M V A moots every second ancl fourth Thur day or each mouth at 8150 p ui iu Gnutcliows hall John Hunt V C Harney Horna Clerk ODD FELLOWS McCook LodRo No 137 1 O O F meets every Monday at 800 p m in Gauschows hall E H Doan N G Scott Doan Sec p e o Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each month at 230 p mt at the homes of the various members Mks C W Britt Pros Mrs J G Schobel Cor Sec RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O R C meets the second and fourth Sundays of each mouth at 300 p m in Berrys hall Joe Hegenbebger C Con M O McClure Sec RAILWAY TRAINMEN C W Bronson Lodge No 487 B of R T meets every Friday at 800 p m in Berrys hall H W Conover M F J Huston Sec H A M - -King Cyrns Chapter No 35 R A M meets every first and third Thursday of each month at S00 p m in Masonic hall Clarence B Gray H P Clinton B Sawyer Sec ROYAL NEIGHBORS Noble Camp No 862 R N A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 230 p in in Ganschows hall Mrs Mary Walker Oracle Mrs Augusta Anton Rec r s M Council NolGRSM meets on the last Saturday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Ralph A Hagberg T I M Syvlester Cordeal Sec WORKMEN McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every Monday at 800 p m in Berrys hall Web Stephens M V C B Gray Rec Cash Received on Account Charge Paid Out and other cash register printed supplies at The Tribune office I No 0 2 12 U 10 No 1 3 5 II 15 Time Card McCook Neb Arrives IMlKRIAL LINE Mountain lime lllnlirt MAIN LINK BAHT IIEIaIIT Central Time 930 v 51b a 715 a 1000 l 710 V MAIN LINE WKHT DEPART MouutniuTimo 801 a m 1158 v m 830 i M 911 A M 1220 A H No 170 nrnves 505 p M No 175doimrU 015 a m Sleeping dining and reclining chair cars Honts froo on through trains Tickets sold and haggaico chocked to any point iu the United Static or Canada For information time tables maps and tick fits cation or writo CSuorco Scott Agent Mc Cook Nebraska or L W Wakoloy General Piihsonger Agent Omaha Nebraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS McCook will piny tho Mascot team on tho li M grounds this aftornoon Walter Stilwoll chief clerk in Foie man Smiths oflice spent Sunday in Akron General Bridge Inspector Blake pass ed through McCook Monday on a tour of inspection Engine 1225 has received some pilot repairs and had somo work done on her valves this week F II llammel has quit tho black smith shop and Will Green commenced work under Foreman Howell today Conductor and Mrs J V Lino ar rived home first of tho week from their absonce of a couplo weeks in the south Engineer L S Viersen and family moved into their new home on Marshall street tho Into Do Witt residence fore part of tie week Engine Gil from the Orleans St Francis branch is iu the roundhouse for extensive repairs Having her tires turned new pistou head etc Engine 121 went out of the shop last week Nos 101S and 1039 will come out next week Engines 125 and 322 have been placed in the backshop for an overhauling Engine 2S09 which was involved in tho yard accident here a few weeks ago on No G has been brought back from the Havelock shop and at present is on the drop pit for repairs to her brasses Changes In Time Card By reference to the time card in this is sue of The Tribune it will be noted that unusual changes have been made in the time of running trains beginning with Sunday June 9th Two new trains are added and will be known as Nos 15 and 16 Train No 11 takes the place of No 13 This is the most radical change made in years and the traveling public will do well to note For Sale Open top rubber tired buggy good as new Set single harness L W McConell Druggist Stylish ladies you are not in it unless you have a pair of those beautiful gold en brown Oxfords Gentlemen you are right in it when you wear a pair of those gunmetal Oxfords on the BDbbie last and you can only get them at the New Shoe Store S Diamond proprietor West on Dennison street opposite Wil cox grocery store iinlnlrSiBBi SPEGBALS Opening of Huntley Lands 33000 acres government irrigated land near Billigs Montana opened by lottery system Juno 20 cheap excursion rates to register for these rich irrigated lauds Finest prizes yet offered by tho govern ment Cost approximately 0 an acre divided into ten yearly payments Get details To Pacific Coast Specially low round trip California rates June Mh to lath June 22nd to July 5th Also to Portland Seattle and Spokane June 20th to July 12th Daily low rate Coast tours commencing June 1st Slightly higher via Shasta route Good Chances Eastwards Daily low Jamestown Exposition rates with side trips available for New York Philadelphia Boston Atlantic Coast re sorts Also July 3rd to 6th very cheap to Saratoga with side trips to New York also July 11th to 13th to Philadelphia Big Horn Basin We run personallv conducted homeseek ers excursions June 4th and ISth under guidance of D Clem Deaver General Agent Landseekers Information Bureau Bound trip 2000 Call or write for details GEORGE S SCOTT Ticket Agent McCook Neb L W WAKELEY G P A Omaha Neb BBsaMmnswccGi Two Farms for Sale No 1 East J4 27 2 30 320 acres 270 acres of which are smooth 150 acres in cultivation 2 acres of ash grove 150 acred in pasture A 1 room frame house stable 16x40 well whdniill cis tern and tank One mile to school eight milts to McCook Good roads to and a fine view of city 110 acres in winter wheal one third of crop goes with farm Price SG iOO Reasonable terms No 2 Southwest i8 1 29 9 miles to McCook iy miles to Cedar Muffs 158 acres smooth 30 acres in wheat 20 acres in barley and corn one third of cropgos with farm Thir is a vory fine quarter nicely located Price 3200 Terms reasonable These are exceptional bargains and the prices quoted will not hold uood after Juno 20 Writo me phone me or crime and see me 1 will show tho land I M Smith Owner McCook Nebr Get all your drug store goods of Li W Mc Connell His drutrs are not only pure but also fresh His enormous business keeps them so Remember this when you want the best RAISING CHURCH FUNDS T5e Kaffirs Mix In a Lot of Fun With Their Generosity The gentle Kjiliir Avhcn he does be come Christianized has his own ideas ol the best method of raising funds for the support of the cause From the subjoined description of a native meeting sent home by a missionary it would appear that native generosity although of a rough and tumble char acter is distinctly productive of ways and means Recently I attended a native tea meeting at which more than 12 was raised by this very poor congregation Their way of doing it was characteris tic and amusing They paid 2 shillings to sit down to tea Then some one would pay U shillings for such and such a man to he required to get up again and leave the table The man thus assailed would pay 3s Od for leave to sit down again There was a special table at Avhich six could sit paying an extra shilling each for the privilege They had just got seated when a man paid 7 shillings to clear them out and they paid another S shil lings to sit on and so It went on They arrange all this themselves and this is their way of giving to the cause One man had a tin of sirup He said he would pay 2 shillings to pour it over another mans head who had got him self up well in a large collar etc this man paid 3 shillings to be let off the first man 4 shillings again to do it tho other 5 shillings to escape the first C shillings to do it and did it and oh the laughter and the mess THE SACRED CODFISH Famous Emblem That Adorns tha Massachusetts Statehouse A codfish carved in wood hangs on the white mahogany wall of the Massa chusetts hail of representatives in the statehouse in Boston Between two classic pillars it occupies a place of honor directly opposite the desk of the presiding officer This wooden fish is the renowned original sacred codfish of the Old Colony and it has assisted at the deliberations of the lawmakers of Massachusetts for more than a cen tury and a half gathering sanctity year by year It is a relic of the old build ing which preceded the present state house and great is the dignity of this souvenir of colonial art and industry The following account of its origin is given in a Boston paper Captain John Welch of Boston was the creator and carver of the celebrat ed fish He was a wood carver of re nown for his time and in 1747 estab lished his business in Dock square ne belonged to the Ancient and Honorable Artillery company and afterward be came Its captain He was called upon to contribute to the decoration of the colonial assembly hall and as at that period codfish was the colonys main article of export Captain Welch con ceived the idea of immortalizing the king fish of the Massachupc t waters When completed the carvimr was fin ished off and colored so as t be a fac simile of life and was hung on the wall of the assembly hall A Fools Identity Some of the best known people pass unrecognized by those to whom they should be known Harold Frederick sat one night at dinner next a man whose very silence and taciturnity caused him the more closely covertly to survey him Not a word was ex changed between the two Who was that hopeless idiot that I sat next to at dinner asked Frederick at the close of the meal That hopeless idiot was Cecil Rhodes he was answered It was the fact The Colossus had been in one of the moods in which he would not talk and Frederick though he had seen his portrait a hundred times had not recognized him St James Sagacity of the Ancients Many quotations came from the works of Thales the Greek philosopher and one of the seven wise men It was he who said Know thyself Few words are a sign of prudent judgment Search after wisdom and choose what Is most worthy There is nothing more beautiful than the world Time is the wisest thing for It invents and discovers all things He also said that It was the hardest thing In the world to know oneself and the easiest to admonish another In his youth Thales was urged to marry but he said It Is too soon and later In life upon being urged again he said It Is too late C Z gryfiy Some P E 0 Functions P E O functions have been as thick as leaves in Valombrosa and as delight ful this week Monday i vening Miss Ida McCarl was the victim with Mt sdames II H Tartsch and J G Schobel as uhinf con spirators and the Tartbch homo the scene of the surprise A mock wed ding with the ladies of the order in the leading roles was one of the humorous features Miss Ida was the recipient of a handsome water color painting of car nations the tasteful and artistic work of Mrs Schobel Wednesday evening the same ladies again appeared in the title role with Miss Minnie Rowoll as guest and tho teachers of the public school as addit ional guests Tho first appearance of the mock wedding meeting with such distinct approval was repeated on this occasion Miss Rowoll was presented a handsome cut glass dish Both functions were punctuated with dainty refreshments and were alto gether lovely Stars Install and Entertain The installation of officers by Eureka chapter No 83 Order of tho Eastern Star last Friday evening was also tho opportunity for the entertainment of tho memdors of the Masonic order a banquet etc After the formal business part of the evening there was a brief program a solo by Miss Ruth Wiehe ono by Mr Kimmell and a recitation by Mr Forbes Tho banquet was not of tho elaborate many course typo but went to the spot deliciausly for a that An informal social period put tho finishing touches to an evening of much sociability and pleasure Mr ana Mrs Thomas Entertain Teachers It was a six thirty oclock dinner and occurred on last Saturday evening Incidentally it was a kitchen shower on Miss Annetta Stoner of tho teacher corps The place cards were unique and were especially and particularly ap preciated by the teachers At each plate was a bordered card with a proper inscription to Mr Green of Greens his tory fame The teachers have been studying Greens history during the past term Mrs Dungan Gave a Luncheon Mrs W If Dungan gave a 100 lunch eon last Saturday afternoon in hon or of the teachers of the public schools of a very enjoyable character The place cards were in the language of bird quotations the answers to each being found at the table in the pictured bird Mrs Stewart Was Hostess Mrs Harry JD Stewart was hostess at one of those popular kitchen showers last Saturday evening with Miss Ida McCarl as guest of honor Refresh ments were served in the kitchen uten sils presented It was of many happy particulars The Dorcas society of the Congrega tional church will hold its regular meet ing next Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs G F Randel east of town leaving for there at one oclock Parties not having conveyances should report the fact to the president of the society Souvenir postal cards of McCook G A R and Ladies Relief parade decora tion day 07 Woodworth Co Druggists When in need of paint oils and var nishes go to McMillens Drugstore QIY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS Episcopal Preaching services at St bans church at 11 a m and 8 p m All are welcome to these services E R Earle Rector Catholic Order of services Mass 8 a m Mass and sermon 1000 a m Evening service at 8 oclock Sunday school 230 p m Every Sunday J J Loughran Pastor Baptist Sunday school at 1000 a m Preaching services at 11 a m and 8 p m Prayer service Wednesday evening at 8 oclock Young peoples meeting at 7 p m A F Green Pastor Christian Science Services Sun day at 11 a m and Wednesday at S p m Subject God the Preserver of Man Meetings held in Diamond block Room open daily from 2 to 5 p m ex cept Sunday Science literature on sale Methodist Sunday school at 1000 Childrens day sermon and baptism of children by pastor at 1100 Junior League at 4 Epworth League at 7 Program in charge of Mrs W II Dun gan at 8 Prayer and class meeting Wednesday night at S M B Carman Pastor Christian Bible school 10 a m Preaching at 11 a m and 8 p m by Dr Finch Y P S C E 7 p m 8 p m Wednesday prayer meeting On June 16 at 8 p m the Bible school will give a program The Star of Promise The public is cordially invited to all these services Congregational Sunday School at 10 a m Preaching at 11 a m and 8 p m Junior C E at 3 p m Senior C E at 7 p m The pastor expects his bro ther Rev A S Hawkes of Hartford Conn to preach Sunday morning The general public is cordially invited to all these meetings Geo B Hawkhs Pastor r 3 SSL - SMr m TV I - pj U - - t mm V 7e 1 i rXx IT 1 T Mt 3wel Dresses He dresses well V CefyTrtWiWbr x N i ilfiiff r A X w M v r V 72 7 - JW V- Dcauyr - y t Swell reaser T7Je Wk R3 iiillS We do not try hard to sell yon It is easy for us qi Our clothes sell themselves j While you are on the way to the tailor drop by our store and let us slide on you one of our suits Well save you a trip all of that trouble of getting meas ured and delay and money 1500 buys a swell suil from us The tailor would charge you You save 1500 3000 C L DeGROFF CO Second Han Pianos and Organs At Tempting Prices We are overstocked at present and will give liberal terms on any instrument you may select Some very choice bargains in second hand pianos at 60 100 and up NEW pianos at 175 We also have a number of good second hand organs all in nice shape which will be closed out cheap 20 and up LOOK AT THEM H p af UTl ON k NJElNHNIS3irJESSSESNGSaN8rsSSffl41 A Guaranteed Cure For Piles Itching Blind Bleeding or Protrud ing Piles Druggists refund money if Pazo Oistmest fails to cure any case no matter of how long standing in Gtol days First application gives ease and rest J50c If your druggist hasnt it send 50c in stamps and it will be for warded postpaid by Paris Medicine Co St Louis Mo -go to- 11 SGODFREY CO for Bargains in Flour and Feed Red Lion Silver Leaf Oak Leaf Faultless IsabeUe Flour AGENTS FOR LIQUID KOAL t y 3 I Risrht or all kinds of fhipprKwrp and Notions I Pe Idea Store t i Mike Walsh DEALER IN POULTRY and EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash New locatioa jait across etrt In P Walsh building flcCook Nebraska 1