The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 31, 1907, Image 5

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Time Card
McCook Neb
MAIN LINE EAST DEPaBT
No C ContrulTimo
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MAIN LINE WEST DEPART
No 1 Mouutam Timo 1206 p 31
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5 800 p jr
13 937 am
imiebial line
No 176 arrives Mountain Time 540 p m
No 175depurts 643 A M
Sleeping dininc and reclining chair cars
scats free on through trains Tickets sold
and baggage checked to any point in the United
States or Canada
For information time tables maps and tick
ets call on or write George Scott Agent Mc
Cook Nebraska or L W Wakeley General
Passenger Agent Omaha Nebraska
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DENTIST pic m
Office Booms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook
F D BURGESS
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Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass
Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings
Estimates Furnished Free Base
ment of the Postoffice Building
McCOOK NEBRASKA
The best of every
thing in his line at
the most reasonable
prices is Harsh s
motto He wants
your trade and
hopes by merit to
keep it
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The Butcher
Phone 12
RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS
Machinist and Mrs II O Swenson
warn iloldrego visitors last Sunday and
Monday returning home Monday night
on No 3
George Paxton returned to the city
this week He has ben emyloyed as a
machinist by the company several times
in the past
Trainmaster McKenna went down to
Lincoln Saturday on business of the
new time card which will go into
effect Juno 9th
Lewis Casten was down from Chey
enne Wyo this week on some business
matters and to meet and greet manj
old time friends in McCook and Red
Willow county
Frank Caylor the coal chute men at
Oxford got caught in the hoisting ap
paratus Tuesday sustaining serious in
juries which required the amputation
of one of his legs He is about 50 years
of age
Engineer H C Shriner who lost his
position with the company on account
of a recent accident on the west end
will make his home in Beardstown Illi
nois where he will go into business
He has disposed of his home at this
place to Conductor C H Kent
Merchants and Bankers Attention
I buy notes and accounts against cor
poration and railroad employees
R J Organ
Council Bluffs Iowa
Room 2 Brown Block
SEiS CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP Cures BRONCHTJ55
H P SUTTON
McCOOK
TIME
TRIED
JEWELER
MUSICAL GOODS
NEBRASKA
FAY HOSTETTER
TEACHER ON PIANO
McCook Nebraska
Studio upstairs in new Rishel building
south of Post Office
A G BUMP
Real Estate
and Insurance
First door south of Fearns gallery
McCook Nebraska
C H Boyle
C E Eldeed
BOYLE ELDRED
Attorneys at I aw
Long Distance Pone 4 1
Rooms 1 and 7 second floor
Postoffice Building
McCook Neb
GH10HESTERS PILLS
DIAMOND
LADIES
BRAND
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Atk your Drnrzbt for A
DIAMOND BRAND MLXS in Red and j
Gold metallic boxes sealed with Blue
Ribbon Takjb no othbxl BbtoFjohpV
BrngsUt and ask fop V
DIAMOND BB1SO PILLS for twentr firo
years regarded as BcstSaiest Always Reliable
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
EVERYWHERE 5ggg
Burlington Time Card to be Changed
Advance information from the officials
of the Burlington hns been given out re
yarding the now time card which it
scheduled to take effect Sunday June
9 with possibly a few minor changes
No 1 will stop at Arapahoe Cam
bridge and Indianola and loavo McCook
at 805 a m mountain timi
No 2 will run local as at present am
leave at 518 a m central time
No 3 will leave at 1158 p m moun
tain time
No 5 will not bo changed
No G will leave at 930 p m central
time
No 11 will tako the place of No 13
and will leavo at 951 a m mountain
timo running local west
No 12 will leavo at 715 a m central
time running local east as at present
No 11 will leave at 10C0 p in cen
tral time
Two new trains Nos 15 and 16 will
bo added making five trains daily each
way No 15 will leavo McCook at 1220
a m mountain time No 10 will leave
at 710 p m central timo running local
east Heretofore theso trains have run
only to Oxford but under tho new plan
they will run through to Denver
No 175 Imperial line will not be
changed
No 17G Imperial line will arrive at
505 p m mountain time
The Surprlsers Were Surprised
On Saturday evening chapter X P
E O mot at tho home of Mrs A C
Ebert avowedly to welcome Mrs Hum
phrey who comes by demit from the
chapter at Oxford After tho formal
words of welcome Mrs Schobel was
called to account for the use of her time
in P E O interests and was presented
with a P E O emblem ring as a token
of appreciation from the members The
president feeling that she was very
wise kept herself busy trying to hold
off the serving of refreshments Sud
denly the body of ladies were greatly
surprised by the entrance of ten lino
looking men who were all decked out in
shining stars of prodigious proportions
and lettered A U K B I L The
chief immediately began making a
speech and read a beautifully rhymed
address at the closo presenting it with
an envelope to Mrs Britt the president
who was now most thoroughly surprised
of all on finding the envelope contained
a check for 510000 payable to the treas
urer of chapter X The ladies being
thus assured of their ability to meet all
convention expenses gave the P E O
yell out of the fullness of happy
hearte If these A U Ks are
birds as they stoutly maintained the
P E O sisters pronounce their B I
L the most beautiful they have ever
seen Long live the A U K B I L
May their number never grow less nor
their hearts any smaller
A Memorial Evening Social
The young men of the Congregational
Christian Endeavor gave a Memorial
evening social to the members and
friends of the C E Society at the
church Thursday evening About
thirty five of the young people m do
their way through the storm to the
church which was artistically decorat
ed with flags and the national emblem
The following program was rendered
PROGRAM
War Song Brave Boys Aro They
C E Quartette
Rev G B Hawkes E Studobaker C A Rodg
ors F L Wolff
An Old Surgeons Story Arthur Ran1i 1
Mandolin and Guitar Duot
Wilbur Anderson C R Woodworth
Barbara Fritchie Bryco Jones
War Song Kingdom Comin C E Quartette
Mandolin and guitar accompaniment
The Pint Wid Old Pote Clarence Stokes
War Song The Battle Hymn of the Re
public C EGleoClub
Lincolns Gottj sburg Oration
Chester A Rodgeis
Mandolin and Guitar Duet
Wilbur Anderson C R Woodworth
Garfields Reply to Alexander Long
Fi Woff
War Song Just Before the BattleMother
C 11 Quartette
After the program army refreshments
were served and all participated in a
general good time until a late hour
The evening was enjoyable throughout
and speaks admirably for the young
men who had it in charge
Entertains the Awl Os
Mrs G II Thomas was the hostess
at the regular convocation of the Awl
Os Tuesday evening While a re
gular session the meeting was some
what unusual in character with a wed
ding announcement feature
The guests were each given an en
velope containing an advertisement of a
humorous character which they read
before the club concluding with an an
nouncement by Mrs J R McCarl of
the wedding June 4th of Miss Ida
McCarl and G L Burney This in
teresting ceremony concluded Miss Mc
Carl presented each guest with a piece
of wedding cake in a tiny box tied with
club colors Miss Gertrude Kenagy se
cured the coveted ring Miss Minnie
Rowell the dime but the identity of
the drawer of the thimble is still misty
A Surprise Kitchen Shower
The Misses Kenagy were the authors
and finishers of a surprise kitchen
shower on the person of Miss Minnie
Rowell last Monday evening at the
home of Mrs H N Rosebush The
teachers of the public schools were guests
of the memorable occasion which an
nounced the approaching nuptials of
Miss Rowell and Dr Jone3 of Holdrego
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One Question Too Much
The servant problem wus under dis
cussion and experiences were being
related Several women stopped talk
ing at the same moment and the si
lence which had lasted nearly two sec
onds was broken by a young matron
who said Hut ladles thats all noth
ing to what happened to me last week
My cook left me you know for no
earthly reason except that she told the
chambermaid we starved the help
The idea Well I went to the intelli
gence office and after a long search
found the girl I wanted to take Mag
gies place She answered every ques
tion to my satisfaction until I asked
her Why did you leave your last
place Then she got red In the face
threw her head back and said in an
angry tone Heeause I wanted a
change Why did your last cook
leave V And before I could answer she
turned away saying Youll not suit
Now isnt that dreadful And then
all the other women told dreadful
stories New York Tribune
An Ancient Irish Custom
In the district known as the barony
of Forth In County Wexford Ireland
is to be found a race of hardworking
industrious peasants living In thatched
cottages with clean whitewashed walls
which by their perfect whiteness at
once arrest the attention of the visitor
These people differ in many respects
from the Inhabitants of the other parts
of the same county and have habits
and customs peculiar to themselves
When a funeral takes place two wood
en crosses are provided On the way
to the cemetery a halt Is made at a
certain spot by the side of the road
Ilere prayers are said for the deceased
after which one cross is deposited in a
hawthorn bush or under it The pro
cession then goes on its way and after
the interment tho other cross is fixed
at the head of the grave This strange
custom dates from time immemorial
as the great pile of crosses by the road
side indicates
How to Stop Runaways
The policeman had stopped the run
away very neatly Now though puff
ing a little he was quite calm
Its nothing to stop a runaway he
said as ho wiped his foam covered
hands It is like jumping on or off a
moving car dead easy when you know
how What jou want to do when you
see a runaway tearing toward you is
not to stand still but to run all your
might in the same way the nags a-going
Then when it catches up to you
you grab the bridle and keep
Then you are not thrown you
are not trampled on and in a minute
or two the horse slows down Ive
stopped a dozen runaways without an
accident Its part of our training and
the policeman who would refuse to
take a chance would be disgraced the
same as a soldier who would refuse to
fight New York Press
Waked Him Up
Fare
The passenger gave no heed
Fare please
Still was the passenger oblivious
By the ejaculatory term fare
said the conductor I imply no refer
ence to the state of the weather the
complexion of the admirable blond
you observe in the contiguous seat nor
even to the quality of service vouch
safed by this philanthropic corpora
tion I merely allude in a manner per
haps lacking in delicacy but not ir
conciseness to the monetary obligation
set up by your presence in this car and
suggest that without contempering
your celerity with cunctation you
liquidate
At this point the passenger emerged
from his trance Columbus Dispatch
Tree Fountain
An extraordinary curiosity is to bl
seen in the Swiss village of Gunten on
Lake Thun It takes the form of a nat
ural tree fountain the water flowing
continuously from a spout high up ir
the tree About twenty years ago tht
water from a spring was conducted
through a shaft and the supply pipe
was directed through the cut trunk oi
a young poplar tree which was rammed
in the ground After a short time the
trunk rooted branches followed and
now there is a splendid top growth
Friendship
Friendship is a vase which when ii
is flawed by heat or violence or acci
dent may as well be broken at once
It never can be trusted after The
more graceful and ornamental it was
the more clearly do we discern the
hopelessness of restoring it to its
former state Coarse stones if they
are fractured may be cemented again
precious ones never Landor
Great Laughers
The giant laughers have been men
Shakespeare and Rabelais I do no
regard Cervantes and Sterne as laugh
ers They are sinilers They are nol
joily roarers and guffawers They are
not fat rotund jovial hilarities They
are thin lean ironic smiles A smile
is a diluted laugh Sterne is a diluted
Rabelais James Douglas in M A P
Like Talking Shop
A stockbroker whose mind is always
full of business was asked a few days
ago how old his father was
Well said he abstractedly hes
quoted at eighty but there is every
prospect that he will reach par and
possibly be at a premium
A Rebuff
Miss May began Mr Hoamley
would you er be mad If I were to
kiss you
Not necessarily replied the bright
jtfrl but I would certainly be mad to
let you
Arp we to mark this day with a
white or a black stone Cervantes
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We do not try hard to sell you It is easy for us
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J While you are on the way to the tailor drop by our sUre
and let us slide on you one of our suits
Well save you a trip all of that trouble of getting meas
ured and delay and money
1500
buys a swell suit from us
The tailor would charge you
You save
1500
300
C L DeGROFF CO
R F D NO 1
August Bahr was kicked by a colt and
severely injured last week Wednesday
evening
Sam Hughes went down into Kansas
in the vicinity of the famous Dewey
ranch county but failed to locate any
land snap
Miss Laura Newmann was united in
marriage with a Mr Willers at Col
legeview Thursday of last week They
arrived here on train No 3 that same
night and are visiting relatives and
friends in this vicinity He is looking
after some real estate interests in the
Lebanon and Culbertson neighborhoods
while here
Mr andpirs Y P Broomfield
Misses Myrtle Engle and Ina Endsley
were visitors at Charles Broomfields
Sunday lastg
SCHOOL CREEK
Half inch of rain in theneighborhoai
last Tuesday night
Nearly all listing is done
Mr and Mrs J C Sedden
their daughter Mrs Ivan Korb nearIr
Cook last Fridayand Saturday
Mr and Mrs jJames Neiling towc
gone to thoir new home in OxIsirL
Mesdames Dow Sargent and Philips
were the guests of Mrs J C SedoaL
last Thursday
W S Fitchs team ran away Thesr
day breakingjthe wagon contideraiiy
and cuttingthe2 teamj or tsc
in barb wire
Cash Received on Account
Charge Paid Out and other csk
register printed supplies at TheTkihctht
office
The McCook Auto Co
BEG TO ANNOUNCE THE ARRIVAL
OF THE
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The perfection of auto building weighing 1730 pounds devel
oping 21 23 horse power wheel base 90 in with 32 in wheels equip
ped with 334 in pneumatic tires
Mr Chas E Picklum manager ot theMcCook Auto Co drove this
car from Kansas City to McCook a distance of 5oo miles in twenty
hours an average of 25 miles an hour
Come and see the car at the salesrooms on W
Dennison St and when you come
Ask for Charley
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2EE335SEEISS22E3ES
The New Shoe Store
JustReceived Today a line of beautiful Golden Brown Oxfords
Is the only place where you can be suited in Footwear that is wha
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nearly all of our customers say So dont buy any old shoes because you ara i
in need of a pair of shoes But come to the NEW SHOE STORE and be
suited as well as fitted You will find many nice Btylish and easy shoes at f
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