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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 23, 1906)
ft- V s A t K ft A MISSOURI WOMAN Tells a Story of Awful Suffering and Wonderful Relief Mrs J B Johnson of C03 West Hickman street Columbia Mo says ctTVlVl V VW above my head waterproof Oiled Clothinq j 1 tnat stands tne hardest service CARTERS BlTTLE WlVER CARTERS Kttle 1VER IJIUS Following an oper ation two years ago dropsy set In and my left side was so swollen the doctor said he would have to tap out tho water There was constant pain and a gurgling sensation around my heart and I could not raise my arm The kidney action was disordered and passages of the se cretions too frequent On the advice of my husband I began using Doans Kidney Pills Since using two boxes ray trouble has not reappeared This Is wonderful after suffering two years Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Fo3tcr Milburn Co Buffalo N Y Revenge as contemplated may be sweet but It is always more or less bitter when realized Smokers appreciate the quality value of lcvis Single Hinder cijjar Your dealer or Lewis Factory Peoria 111 The man of many parts seldom parts his name in the middle Sir Winston b SooiUlnjy Syrop Tor children teeth ink cotenx the kuids reducri In Cramlon Ellajrs pain cures n lad colic 3e a bottls Self made men dont always niako themselves agreeable INSOMNIA CURED Dr Williams Pinlc Pills Restored Wrecked fJerves to Normal Con dition nnd Good Health Followed Tho sufferer from sleeplessness too of ten resorts to habit forming drugs in order to secure tho coveted rest But bleep obtained ly Hie use of opiate sis nob refreshing and the benefit is but temporary at best Mrs H A Fletcher of 59 Blortget street Manchester N II is living evi dence of the truth of this slatemcufe She says I received ji shock of an npoploctic character It vyus fo severe that tho sight of my right eye was af fected causing mo to see objects double I was confined to my bed about four weeks at ouo time being told by the doc tor that I could not get well When I could leave my bed I wis in such a ner vous state that I conld nob sleepafcnight I would get up and sit on a chair until completely tired out and then go back to bed and sleep from exhaustion I had been under the doctors caro for sis weeks when my sister Mrs Lovelnnd of Everett persuaded me to try Dr Williams Pinlc Pills for Palo People I began taking the pills with the result that I soon experienced relief Oho night soon after taking them I lay arako only a short time and the next tiiglit I rested well From that timo I slept well every night and soon gob well and strong I havo recommended Dr Williams Pink of times and my niece has taken them for weak nerves and poor blood and found them very beneficial Dr Williams Pink Pills have cured many severe nervous troubles headache neuralgia nnd c ciaticaaswell as diseases of tho bloodsnch asanamna rheumatism pale and sallow complexions and many forms of weakness All druggists sell Dr Williams Pink Pills or they will bo fceufcby mail postpaid op receipt of price DO cents per box six boxes for 050 by the Dr Williams Medicine Company Schenectady N Y NOT YOUr HEART I If you think you have heart dis ease you are only one of a countless number that are deceived by indi gestion into believing the heart is affected Lanes Family Medicine the tonic laxative will get your stomach back into good condition and then the chances are ten to one that you will have no more toms of heart disease Sold by all dealers at 25c and 50c frSSfftft0ftfrfr4 e Biows B the kind of I r I a 1 rt IdoYQ dmowX JW 1 J Made tfor all kinds of wet work or sport SOLD EVERYWHERE ii I AlS If m i mv M 7n 7 SICK HEADACHE Positively cared by these tittle Fills They also relieve Dis tress from Dyspepsia In digestion ana Too nearly Eating- A perfect rem edy torDIzzIness Nausea Drowsiness Baa Taste In the Mouth Coated Tongue Pain In the Side TORPID IIVER They regulate the Bowels Purely Vegetable SMALL PILL SMALL POSE SHALLPR1GE Genuroo Must Bear Fac Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES FAMOUS CLUB GONE hamberlins restaurant is now bOt a memory Dining Place in Washington Once the ftesort of the Leading Men of the Nation Turned Into Business Building Chamherlins cluh How the name brings up memories of Washingtons past What a line o great men pass in review who have in days gone by stretched their legs under the ma hogany of that since famous hostelry Statesmen capitalists hankers dip lomats literary and dramatic celeb rities wits and bon vivants men of all the higher ranks and grades of life including even presidents and princes who during the more than socrc of years in which John Cham herlin maintained his famous club house were glad to meet and partake of the many creature comforts for which the place had a world wide rep utation Then too there are stories of many high wagers and exciting episodes which were a part of the history of the place Possibly too many pieces of important legislation could lay claim to having been successfully en gineered through the overpowering achievements of the noted chef of tho establishment In the days of its popularity it was the proud boast of many well known men that they had dined at Chamherlins and visitors were corto r the place and introduced with all the dignity that befitted a rendezvous much frequented by the greatest of the land Even before becoming the head quarters of this famous restauranteur the house hart a leputation of being one of the finest residences in the city having been occupied for a number of years by Fernando Wood one time mayor of New York and who served several terms in tho low er house of congress beginning short ly after the close or the civil war On the opposite corner Hamilton Fish secretary of slate in President Grants cabinet resided while in the row of which this house is part Gov Swan of Maryland Gen Van Vliet of the army and Gen Tecumseh Sher man were near neighbors But the unceasing march of busi ness has reached up to that locality and plans are now being made to re model the building and convert it into a building for office purposes for which there is believed to be a good demand as the financial center is so rapidly moving that way In a few more weeks Chamherlins will be but a memory and the walls which once echoed with the voices of tho greatest of tho land will hear only the click of the typewriter and the grinding wheels of the Juggernaut car of business FATHER WAS OFTEN DEAD Ixcuse Offered for Young Stenog rapher of a Senate Committee In the service of a certain commit tee of the senate the chairman of which is a southern senator is a certain capable young stenographer and typewriter in addition to the clerk of the committee One day the chairman missing the very capable stenographer inquired of the clerk where he was He is not here to day sir re sponded the clerk His father is dead Some days later the chairman again asked for the missing employe only to receive the same reply from the clerk He is no here to day sir His fa ther is dead The chairman said nothing but looked very interested A full week thereafter the head of the committee for the third time in quired as to the whereabouts of the stenographer In reply the clerk be gan the usual announcement He is not here to day sir His Will you kindly advise- me inter rupted the chairman with alarming suavity whether that joung man in tends to stay away from his duties all the time his father is dead Harp ers Weekly Embassies at Washington Thirty seven nations now maintain diplomatic relations with the United States nine of them supporting em bassies which differ from the more general legations in the rank of their chief ambassadors being the personal representative of his sov ereign or president a minister at the head of a legation the representative only of the nation by which he is accredited and not that nations ruler Great Britain France German Austria Hungary Russia and Italy have long been represented by ambas sadors usually men of rank and title while more recent additions have been Mexico Brazil and Japan the latter having only taken on this dig nity a few months ago when the Vis count Siuzo Aoki succeeded the ac complished Mr Takahira whose great work in his countrys welfare has been rewarded by an important post in Tokio Stenographers Rapid Rise W Morgan Sinister the young Washington lawyer who has been ap pointed by the president a member of the Philippine commission is just past 29 years of age His appoint ment carries with it a salary of 15 000 Mr Shuster was formerly stenographer in one of the depart ments in Washington - USING DEPARTMENT PHONES A Business Man Thinks the Rule Is Too Rigidly Observed It strikes mo that in some of the departments they arc enforcing the no telephoning rule a trillc too rigid ly said a Washington business man to a reporter I had occasion to telephone down to the postoffice department the other day on business regarding the inter ests of a surety company in which I am interested and which goes on the bonds or a large class of the employes in the postal service This is of course strictly official business and there was nothing per sonal about it One of the clients of the company in a western state wrote us that there was some trouble with his bond and as we are the Washing ton representatives it was our duty to communicate with the department and ascertain the facts But when I en deavored to get telephonic connection with the division where this business is transacted and I could have ob tained the necessary information no where else in tho department I was informed that it was against the rules to make such a connection although 1 expressly stated the nature of my business In consequence 1 had to leave my office and make the trip to this division on foot and I wasted an hour where live minutes time or less over the telephone would have cleared the mat ter up While I am aware that perhaps the telephone service by clerks and their friends outside of the departments has been abused and because thereof the general rule against these con nections has been promulgated I fail to see why the government cannot when necessary be communicated with by telephone through its official representatives when business men or others have official business therewith just the same as a business house It is certainly an unnecessary waste of time to require persons having busi ness thus easily settled in such in stances to make personal journeys to the departments where it is trans acted Questions the answers to which do not require long research on the part of the clerks can be an swered just as readily oer the tele phone as in the personal presence of the business man at the department and I think in such instances as I am referring to the rule is contracted to unnecessary limits DEMAND FOR OLD PRINTS Are Imported in Vast Quantities Trick of Washington Dealer Old prints are now a very fash ionable decoration and the real thing is almost impossible to obtain But as demand invariably breeds supply the industry of manufacturing old prints while you wait has taken its place with the manufacture of other sorts of antiques This is an infant industry not properly protected in this country and the result is that the manufacture flourishes abroad and the prints are imported in vast quantities They are very good pieces of work too for those who like that o t of decoration thouali the draw ing and the coloring are by no means up to the standard of modern realism One of the curious happenings of the custom house that brought out some of the facts connected with this industry occurred recently when one of the dealers in Washington under took to import a large collection of old prints for sale They were good enough to have gotten by the cus toms collector as the real thing The paper was old in texture and care fully discolored and tho pictures were as ungainly in drawing and un certain in coloring as the most exact ing amateur critic could have desired The dealer in order to impart a color of realism to the proceeding under took to import them as genuine an tiques But he found when it came to settling the bill that the tariff jvould be several times as heavy were they listed as genuine as it would be on modern works So he fessed up and not only admitted that the old prints were thoroughly modern but produced the documents to prove Whether he will be as frank with his customers as he was with the cus toms will be a matter for future de termination But it is an interesting revelation to find that such clever taking can be done in this line Troubles of Weather Bureau Willlis L Moore chief of the weath er bureau in Washington said at a banquet In the past tho weather forecaster would often be a good deal embarrassed He would start out on a picnic or an excursion his wife in her palest and most delicate gown lie without an umbrella and though he had prophesied in all the papers- 24 hours of perfect weather they would both as like as not come home drenched Embarrassment truly Like the position of the cross eyed gentleman at the bail This gen tleman said with a bow May I have the honor of this waltz And three ladies seated side by side rose simultaneously With pleasure they said Back from First Vacation Rev Dr A D Mayo has just re turned to Washington D C from a summer vacation in New England the first real vacation he has taken in the 25 years which he has now de voted to his ministry of education in the south He will be S4 on the last day of January next and he has spent CI of these years in professional and public life Carpets can he colored on the floor with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES AsLyour druggist 10c per package Today Germany furnishes flve sixths of the dyes used in tho world Lewis Single Binder the famous f traight 5c cigar always bct - quality Your dealer or Lewis Factory Peoria 111 Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now thi3 way and now that and changes name as ft changes direction Danto The greatest cause of worry on ironing day can be removed by using Defiance Starch which will not stick to the iron Sold everywhere 1G oz for 10c Japanese Patent Medicines Tho Japanese having discovered the possibilities of profit in patent medi cines are extending their markets for them in China Korea and the south sea islands Starch like everything else is be ing constantly improved the patent Starches put on the market 25 years ago are very different and inferior to those of the present day In the lat est discovery Defiance Starch all in jurious chemicals are omitted while the addition of another ingredient in vented by U3 gives to the Starch a strength and smoothness never ap proached by other brands Much Dead Mail Matter More than 11000000 pieces of mall went astray in the Uunited States last year because they were not directed even well enough for the experts to decipher the names and addresses Millions of this immense total went to the Dead Letter Office where a lot of it was opened the addresses of the writers ascertained and tho letters or packages returned But in a great many cases the writers address is never found and tho letter is really dead A Well Known Remedy One of the oldest safest and most favorably known remedies in tho world to day is Brandreths Pills a blood purifier and laxative Being purely vegetable they can he used by old or young with perfect safety and while other remedies require increased doses and finally cease acting alto gether with Brandreths Pills the same dose always has the same effect no matter how long they are taken One or two pills taken each night for a while is the best thing known for any one troubled with constipation In digestion dyspepsia or any trouble arising from impurity of the blood Brandreths Pills have been in use for over a century and are for sale everywhere plain or sugar coated What you do for an ungrateful man Is thrown away Latin saying i I gfgiSiwTOCTdjrii E ffiiSlriTOTKroEHliBWi ijmmm rtflotwnlrfw jnrtMHmHiMumMrfWgf SmrMtfHnittijttd tt ftyHTAiwynWinitbMhiw similating IheFoodandBegula Ung theStoinaciB andBowels of Promotes DigeslionChecrFuI fiess and ItesrConlains neilher Opium JforpliinernorIiiieral Kot Narc otic J3peBrGhZJrSAIlUELPtTGHm Pumplan Seal JlxSoma EsAclUSiItt AitzSetfL norm Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa lion Sour Stomach Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep Tac Simile Signature of 2s 18 EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER jv Fearful Pains SUGGESTIONS HOW WOMEN MAY FIND RELIEF While no woman is en tirciy free from periodical suffering it does not seem to be tho plan of nature that women should suffer so severely This is a severe strain on a womans vitality When pain exists something is wrong which should bo set right or it will lead to a serious derangement of the whole female organism Thousands of women havo test 1 hod 1C ounces to ibo packago otl cr etarcbiB only 12 onnues stime price n5 DEFIANCE IS SUPERIOR QUALITY W N Uf LINCOLN NO 47 1906 Compound sooner for I havo triea so mirny remedies without help I dreaded the- approach of ovcry month as it meant to imn li pain nnd suHi ring f or 1110 but after I Imd itcd tho Compound tno months I lc nnio rcnlsirniid natural and am now perfectly wll nnd frro from pain I am very gratf fift for Avlmfc Ljilia E rinklain Vegetable Compound lias dono for 1110 Such testimony should be accepted in grateful letters to Mrs Pinkham Vffctabl thlL j lia E rinlfiam 3 that B Pmkhams Lydia Vegetable Com a stands wIlhout a pcr as a Compound overcomes woman s bpecial I mla for all t iVluircsiiii ils of pains and irregularities wome It provides a safe and sure way of Tic oC Tvlin TC Pinkhnms escape irom uwiressmg anu uangerous Vegetable Compound vests upon the weaknesses and diseases trratitndc of American The two following letters tell so con- v 01K vincingly what Lydia E Pinkhams wonjcn arc lrolblcfl willl an Vegetable Compound will do for Qr in uuties placements or ul women they cannot fail to bring hope f ti w to thousands of fcufferers V- ItVlUli fc V MftlfBl VIIUU Miss Nellie Ilolmos of 510 N Division Street Buffalo N Y writes Dear Mrs Piakham Your medicine- ia intlecdan ideal medicine for women I suffered misery foryeai s with painful periods headaches and bearing down pains I consulted two different physicians but failed t o get any relief A friend 1 rom tlio east advised mo to try Lydia E rinkhams Vegetable- Compound I did so and no longer suffer as Idid before My periods arc natural every ache nnd pain is gone ami my general health is inueh improved J advise all women who suffer to lake Lydia 15 riukhauis Vege table Comjwund Mrs Tillie Hart of Larimorc N D writes Dear Mrs Pinkham I might have been spared many months of suffering and pain bad I only kuoxrnof tlio efficacv of Lvdia E Pinkhams Vegetable I down feeling inflammation backache bloating or flatulency general debil ity indigestion ami nervous prostra tion or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness faintness lassitude ex citability irritability nervousness sleeplessness melancholy they should remember there is one tried and true romed Lydia 11 Pinkhamn Vegetable Compound at once rcmovca such troubles KefiiM to buy any other medicine for you need the best Dont Iwsifalo to write to Mr Pfiiklmm il tliero in anything about your sickness yon lo not nnderstniHl Shoivill treat you with kindness nnd lier advice is free No woman ever regretted writing Jier and slio has helped thousands Address Ask Rrs PinKhams Advice A Woman Best Understands a Womans Ills DERANGE STRGH ijijiiiwci I9j jK hi IA ij n BLH H H HH ME HP W m m IIkIII U j a i B i RiUili m I 1 I U m uc h111 uncn dttdii m mi BHill H K3 m IS H Si H iB Oh IB gg w w h wlRll m women who suffer aaj TVvr Tn flTif arsr flTiiliTert ffit i r n IX im -- wmiw ouuuiiutfjiy iium uiu m MiThe Kind You Have 2l 3 g J5 in vain they feel like S Bears the I ivins up Better try 1 JF W v ffe m i cl amm WOMANS RELIEF Jfa he 3 r ias renevcd and cured JK ti 1p E thousands where all else had K v Jb j tie failed My wife va3 given up ft IVM H fl to die ten years ago writes J V wit 1 R S F Stone of Lawrence Kaa H IR Il J ifl S3 but has taken Cardui ever Mg IT g since and is still alive and well B a US6 I At All Druggists I Sir Is ft HI WHITE lor Free Advice stat- S ffi LAP I8fQS IsS iiiiase and desfnhiiijjyour w a Jr FIbI II u nB m tonis to Ladies Advisory Dcpt flJF gg W BUK V I VI Sfe Chattanooga Medicino Co m ig 12 tanooga Tcnn CL21 V 1 Thirty Years jiw ou Cannot 0KM1 m WHbsp d vnaisiaa THC CZHTAUa COWFANY NEW fOJlK CITY NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER IRRITANT CAPISICUM VASELINE EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT A OUICK SURE SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN PRICE 15c IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBE3 AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 1 5c IN POSTAGE STAMPS DONT WAIT TILL THE PAIN COMES- KEEP A TUBE HANDY A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster and will not blister the most delicate skin The pain allaying and curative qualities of the article are wonderful It will stop the toothache at once and relieve Headache and Sciatica We recommend it as the best and safest external counter irritant known also as an external remedy for pains in the chest and stomach and ail Rheumatic Neuralgic and Gouty complaints A trial will prove what we claim for it and it will be found to be invaluable in the household and for children Once used no family will be without it Many people say it is the best of ail your preparations Accept no preparation of vaseline unless the same carries our label as otherwise it Is not genuine SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR VASE LINE PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU CHESEBROUGH MFG CO 17 STATE STREET NEV YORK CsTY all inflamed ulcerated and catarrhal con ditions of the mucous membrane such aa nasal catarrh uterine catarrh caused by feminine ills sore throat sore mouth or Inflamed eyes by simply dosing the stomach But you surevean cure these stubborn affections by local treatment v ith Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic which destroys the disease germschecka discharges stops pain and hcab the inflammation and soreness Paxtine represents the most successful local treatment for feminine ills ever produced Thousands of women testify to this fact 50 cents at druggists Send for Free Trial Box THE R PAXTON CO Boston Uwh READERS of this paper de siring to buy 5 its coftrrns shoud insist upon having I i inineaeyertiseain Y ntt iy as lor relusinz til sucU tutss or imitations B cr