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AGO AS LOOKOUT FOR HOSTILE INDIANS Situated on a Peak of the Wichita Range Near Lawton Okla Place Now in Ruins and Vis ited Only by Tourists Lawton Okla To the northwest of this city softened In outline by the haze of 20 miles lies the Wichita mountains From the foothills of the Rockies in Northern New Mexico to the Ozarks in Arkansas they are the only break in the monotony of the level plain They took their name from a tribe of Indians that once lived at the base hunted in the cedar thickets that cluster on the sides like huge spiders and fished in the clear streams that rush over limestone and gravely beds From Fort Sill five miles north of Lawton the two highest peaks of the range Signal mountain and Mount Scott stand in bold relief from the rest of the range Mount Scott is rugged and covered with scrubby oaks and cedars The mountain was given its name by a regiment of soldiers who were returning through the coun try after serving with Gen Scrtt in the Mexican war Both mount a s are nearly of the same height oignal mountain is smooth and covered with a growth of buffalo grass that greens with the spring rains and late in the season becomes a dull brown It could not be distinguished from the other brown foothills if it were not for a speck that stands on its very highest point Without a glass no shape or outline to the speck can be marked but the field glass of an officer brings it close through the clear atmosphere of the southwest and shows it to be an old stone house It was that old stone house that gave the name of Signal mountain to it When Fort Sill was first pied the country was filled with The Old Stone House Upon Signal Mountain tile Kiowas and Comanches It did not take the troops long to discover that before any outbreak or raid down the valley there was always a signal fire on the top of the bare brown mountain to the west of the fort The Indians had scooped a hole on the top and when they were on the war path the chief with the keenest vision sat on watch scanning the surrounding plain for some luckless wagon train that he could signal his followers to swoop down upon The lookous from the mountain could also get an unhindered view of the fort and could send out warning when a troop of soldiers was sent out on a raid The government decided to build a stone house on the mountain for the use of a sentinel It is the remains of that house this is the speck on the summit to day A storm a few years ago took off the roof and bled the sides Enough of it is still standing to show the loopholos for the rifles The mountain is so steep that the loopholes ot the rmes ruu ueany at an angle of 45 degrees so the fire would catch the Indians as they crawled up the slopes The angle is different in the holes on every side of the building because the slope of the mountain is not the same When the old house was in use sig nals were made to the fort by fires at night and a sort of wig wagging in daylight Now the old house is in ruins and is never vicited only by tourists from the east In the foot- hills around Mount Scow Geronimo and his Apache braves are kept the prisoners of Uncle Sam signal moun tain and its history is known only to the old timers who sit at the fort and tell of the days when the Kiowas and Comanches were not the quiet peaceful people that attend the In- dian school or live on their allot ments Ruskins Opinion of Mrs Carlyle He spoke with scornful amusement of such mistaken enthusiasts as wished to enroll James Welsh Car lyle among the martyrs on account of her mans bad temper He admit ted that Carlyle was frequently grumpy and habitually melancholy but so am I and he was easily ir i ritated That clever shrew his wife well knew this and by the very tones of her voice as she rasped out his name could set his nerves on edge in a paroxysm of febrile irrita tion Scribners Magazine Britishers Like Climate A London magazine has been col lecting the opinions of eminent Eng- lishmen with a view to getting a character for the British climate Al most without exception the persons jinterviewed from King Edwardi -down pronounced the often slandered climate to be the finest in the world It is British and for a Britisher that settles the whole discussion mufasispfsr fcK Saervi Y V A POSER A certain psychologist is making some original researches regarding the so called questioning ago of chil dren He has an inquisitive young son that serves for an illustration and one day when the two were walking he purposely allowed the boys questions to go on and on while he answered each one as best he could At last he was forced to fall back on that ever useful able answer God made If But Carl was not silenced Is there anything God cant do he asked No my son Then could he lick another God just as big and strong as He is Life The Near Age Have you any good butter she asked None to day maam But we have some good near butter Dont want it Got any fresh eggs Just out But we have some very nice near fresh eggs Keep em How about your cream cheese Nothing but near cheese maam Youre near out of everything arent you O no We have lots of near things left Well its near time for me to be going When you get stocked up drop me a near postal and Ill call Mil waukee Sentinel A Reliable Substitute Im afraid I havent many good arguments for our side of the ques tion said the orator No arguments responded the campaign manager Then quote tistics They sound wise and every J body would rather take them for- A Hint to Husbands Friend What a perfectly charming expression there is on your new pic tures Mrs Wise Um Just before I sat down to have them taken my husband promised me a new set of furs De troit Free Press The Worst Is Yet to Come That girl next door has sung the same popular song day and night for a week Oh well dont begin to kick yet wait till shes sung it day and night for a year Detroit Free Press Something Wrong Could you lend me your automo bile for to morrow With pleasure Never mind old chap if its in that condition I dont believe I want it Life EXPLAINED I I Lady What makes you so small little boy Kid I guess its because Im only a half brother leddy Chicago Daily News Be Not in Haste Throw not away the old straw hat Though soiled it still is useful good Mash It fine within a bqwl And serve It up for breakfast food Milwaukee Sentinel Too Noisy First Fish You look all bunged up Whats the matter Second Fish Im a nervous wreck Since these motor boats have got go ing I cant sleep nights Detroit Free Press Too Bad The Lover See me in the dust at your feet The Beloved Dust Oh dear and I told the maid to be very careful about sweeping this room to day Cleveland Leader Intermittent Mrs Slummer Does your husband drink regularly Mrs Hogan No mum my wages isnt steady Judge Resemblance Fate like the weather rules our lot As through this world were tossed Its either making things too hot Or else it is a frost Washington Star THE SEAMENS FRIEND J H WILSON M P ONCE A BOS TON CATTLE PUNCHER Men of the Merchant Marine Greatly Benefited by His Efforts Left Home to Serve Before the Mast Boston A Baltimore dockwallo per Boston cattle puncher New York skyscraper scaffold rigger and high girder man of the Brooklyn bridge is now in the house of com mons serving as one of the most use ful members of the British parliament The man is Joseph Havelock Wil son M P for Middlesboro He is known as the seamens advocate in parliament and is the father of the Sailors union or officially general president of the National Sailors Fire mens and Fishermens union of Great Britain and Ireland Jack of the merchant service has only one real representative and that is J Have- lock Wilson Mr Wilson Is making the sailors Interests his lifework His work in parliament is of paramount impor tance to the sea faring man He was elected after two defeats in 1892 and has been a member ever since Although he helped build the Biooklyn bridge and many of the New York skyscrapers and did other work in the United States Mr Wilson is pri marily a sailor He served for a dec ade before the mast and after years of bad food bad treatment and small wages determined to do his utmost for his comrades of the sea And he has done it right well too His path has not been an easy one but now he granted than try to understand them and his union are sailing a smooth Washington Star Busy What are you doing paw asked Tommy Figgjam Reading the stock market report and figuring how much money you would have inherited some day if I had followed the tips I had last year Judge Lacks Tact Friend Why dont you give Hard up a job He thinks a lot of you and has known you ever since you were poor Nurich Thats just it He doesnt know enough to shut up about it Detroit Free Press sea Mr Wilson is the recognized cham pion of the sailor the recognized au thority on seafaring laws and mat ters generally and his union is not lllpliPL JOSEPH H WILSON Former Cattle Puncher Now Member of British Parliament only acknowledged by all shipowners but is one of the strongest and best known in the world Joseph Havelock Wilson is 48 years old this month He was born in Sun derland on the northeastern coast His father who was a sailor died when little Joseph was barely three years old He left a widow and a family of a round dozen At six years old Joseph like so many American men of prominence began earning money selling papers on the streets of his native city He was a success as a newsboy and his earnings helped the home so much that when he was nine his mother Rras in a position to apprentice him to a trade He wanted to go to sea but his mother would not have it and so Jo seph tried to steady down and learn the trade of a lithographer When he was 12 years old the sea called him so strongly that he ran away He was caught and taken back home but within a week was away once more and this time aboard a steamer as en gineers steward He gradually rose to AB and in the next ten years sailed in a score of dif ferent ships steam and sail Thea he was shipwrecked in the South Seas and finally landed at San Francisco From there he made his way to the Atlantic coast and for several years made his home in the United States It was these same United States that gave Mr Wilson his real start up the ladder of success He himself declares that wages were so high that he was able to save a good pile and come home to Sunderland with a fat purse With his money he purchased a temperance hotel married and soon became a prosperous man of affairs The little old Seamens union a lo cal affair in Sunderland was still in existence though very wobbly Mr Wilson paid up his arrears in dues and began to take an active part in union matters Year upon year he struggled He financed the National Sailors union was prosecuted by ship owners served terms in jail took part in strikes and lockouts in England and on the continent was expelled from Germany and Holland was twice de feated for parliament lost all his fur- niture and property on a 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