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for specimen copy Address THE BLADE Toledo Ohio BS 3 wK fiCw N4Klk2ftwwy4X aSrigrrcrSSeSSSigr tyssr v w - - I 1 I Bargains in OCTOB1 17th and rBWflPiif7sf a y - f Spring Wagons and Harness J egpwwmfaau 6 Carriages Bit Marion Nebraska NOTICE TO CREDITORS The State of Nebraska In the Red Willow County 3 County Court In the Matter of the Estate of James Deshon deceased To the Creditors of Said Estate You are hereby notified that I will sit at the Countv Court Room in McCook in said County on tho29th day of April 1907 at the hour of 10 oclock a m of said day to examine all claims against said Estate with a view to their adjust ment and allowance All persons having claims against said Estate are requested to pre sent the same to this court on or before the 29th day of April A D 1907 and the time limited for payment of dobts is One Year from said 29th day of April 1907 Witness my hand and tho seal of said County Court this 20th day of October 1906 seal J C Moore County Judge NOTICE OF HEARING ON PETITION FOR LETTERS OF ADMINISTRATION State of Nebraska Red Willow Countt J ss To All Persons Interested in the Estate of James Cain Late of Said Couniy Deceased You are hereby notified that on the 24th day of October 1906 Mary Cain filed her petition in tho County Court of said county for her ap pointment as administratrix of the estate of James Cain late of said county deceased and that the samo will be heard at the county court room in the city of McCook in said county on the 10th day of November 1906 at tho hour of two oclock p m It is further ordered that notice of said hear ing bo given all parties interested in said estate by the publication of this notice for three suc cessive weeks in Tiie McCook Tribune a news paper printed published and circulating in said county Dated this 24th day of October 1906 seal J C Moore County Judge Important Notice All persons are horoby notified and warned that TRESPASS in any form on tho following described lands in Red Willow county will be prosecuted to tho full extent of tho law WHNWM 9 WSWK 4-4-30 Somers land EttNEM 9 EtfSEK 4-4-30 Oliphant land EKNWH 8-1-29 Cregar land D S Farnham owner Newton Centre Mass W S Moelak Attorney McCook WiPS n Wri7rr tm 1 Ttf Tztatt tJiiT m IIP Sifjm PS JgBlP IbsdP M While you think of it drop in at THE TRIBUNE office and ask to see The Finest Typewriter Paper Made The excellent quality and finish of the Strathmore will surely satisfy you We will give the grandest exhibition ever given in Red Willow county Our special will be the Famous Lightning Triple Gear Feed Mill with chilled steel burrs that have nine force feed lugs to force the grain bearings that run in oil gearing enclosed to protect operator from accident adjustable friction plates to take up wear and prevent breakage It is also equipped with roller bearings making it easy to operate with one horse We will show you the best lightest running fastest grinding mill ever introduced to the public It will grind corn fine shelled or in the ear barley speltz oats rye and wheat from twelve to thirty bushels per hour fine enough for meal and flour if desired Come and see this famous grinder on exhibition whether you need a feed mill or not it will please you We will show you we can grind grain any way you want it This is a grinder not a crusher and the price is right The grinder on exhibition will be run by a gasoline engine Mrs Pew will serve hot biscuits and honey FREE Biscuits baked on a famous Quick Meal Range GASOLINE ENGINES International The Root and Van Dervoort MANURE SPREADERS International and Success which will be operated during this Famous Lightning Feed Grinder Exhibition Remember the dates All are invited Powell Nilsson Come early and bring the ladies fefcfesfSs V Advertised Letters The following letters remained uncall ed for at the McCook postofflce Oct 18th 1906 LETTERS Abbott C E Brady Birt Blair Miss Hazel Barnard J E Bailey Mr W W Covey Wm Cain Everett Anderson Mrs Lottie Brown A D Barrycroft Con Benton Miss May Bredehoft O M Clark R E Coppom O G Darnstettor Joseph Day J H Evans Mr C W 3 Ewing Mr Wm W Finnesty S J Ferrill Mrs Bessie French A E Fordom Mr Fred Fox Mr Wm Goodman Mr Adam Hurt Mr Ernest Hart Mr E M Hauslor Joe Henirich Goorgo Hoagland Mr H D Howard Mrs James Hamilton Earnest Heffnor Mr George 2 Harrison Mr Will Harper John Ibson A Knauff Adolph Kirk Charley Kennedy Mr Edd Kottler Mrs C M Lancaster Mr F Q Lee H L Mitchell Mrs E M Mattson Mr Wilton Matthews George Mitchell Mr Harold Martin Evartns Miller Miss Mary Matlock Mr Charlie Pigg Chas E Purcoll Mr James Palmer H B Perry Mr Charley 2 Parker Lulu Randall Mrs Eva M Roope Thos Richie Mr Henry Rank MriEdd Saunders Mr F Snyder E A Sanders Miss Anna Sutlief Miss Daisy Taylor Mrs Douglas Taylor Mr H JJ 2 White Mrs May White Miss Yinnio Wiediger Mr Geo Wacker Miss Anna Wenkhoimer Miss Gladys Welen Mr M J When calling for these please say they were advertised F M Kimmell Postmaster jgl Sleepin on the Floor SOMETIMES wen wo glta company An all the beds Is full Our ma sho says to Jim an me Wen wo gits homo frm school You boys cant have yr room tonight But that dont make us soro Cause then we know shell mako U3 up A nlco bed on tho floor She make3 It in th parler With th bricky brack an all An we cn lay arf rubber At th plcters on th wall An we ptends were emmyErants A campIa In th wlls An has t keep th light turned up T scare th annymlles Its better n any reglar bed Cause It dont squeak nr shake An wen yer turnin summersets They aint no springs t break Y never haf t keep no track Bout which Is foot an head Bsides no matter whut y do Y cant fall out o bed Wen I grow up cf Im ez rich Ez ole John Rockybllt I wont hev no beds In my house But Ill jes take a cjullt An big fat pillers like my mas Er cz much ez three er four An hev th biggest kind o fun A sleepin on th floor New Orleans Picayune Memory Treatiuqjit km M if J Im afraid Im losing my memory When I feel that way I always go to a minstrel show Philadelphia Press A Georgia Ghost Story A Georgia man told a friend that he was greatly annoyed nights by the presence of a ghost in his room that he seemed to hear footsteps and that they did not cease till daylight Doubtless the spirit of a former oc cupant of the house his friend said Theres been some old time trouble in that room a death there or perhaps hidden treasure If the ghost walks again just say as loud as you can In the name of the Lord what do you want and youll not be troubled with it again Well said the friend meeting the ghost haunted man next day did you do as I told you Not exactly was the reply I wrote a note to tho ghost and took to the woods Atlanta Constitution Horrible Pat I had a horrible dream las night Mike What was it You know Tim McGinnis Yis I dreamed that me and Tim had met in Raff ertys saloon Yis And t called Tim a loir Yis And Tim called me anither Yis And thin nayther of us done anny thing else Chicago Record Herald A Cheerful Prospect Patient Tell me candidly doctor do you think Ill pull through Doctor Oh you are bound to get well You cant help yourself The Medical Record shows that out of a hundred cases like yours one recovers Invariably Thats a cheerful prospect What more do you want Ive treat ed nine nine cases and every one of them died Why man alive you cant die if you try Theres no humbug about statistics Kansas City Inde pendent Advantages Why does a man want billions asked the philosophic citizen when ho can get on with so much less Well answered Dustin Stax when a man has a billion or so he can specu late or play the horses without causing comment But when hes only a bank official hes expected to be more or less exemplary Washington Star Heroic The Tiresome Story Teller To re sume the thread of my story I The Erute What that story needs is a rope not a thread Philadelphia Press The Only Way Browne You asked your wife to go with you to the matinee and then got tickets for the evening Towne Yes You see I really want to see the show and she will probably be ready to go to the matinee in time for the evening performance Puck 7fco Secret ot the Mnplc No thoughtful person who has ever visited a maple grove In the early spring while snow banks are yet lin gering in sheltered hollows and has seen pailful after pailful of sweet sap drawn from tho auger holes in the shapely trunks can have failed to won der what forces goYern the flow of the sap When the warm sun touches the treetopB the flow increases A rise of a few degrees In temperature often causes a great Increase of flow if the rise passes the zero point on the cen tigrade scale that Is the freezing point of water But a considerable change of temperature In which tho fluctuations do not cross the zero lino causes no marked change in the flow of sap Dr K M Wiegand discussing these and other related facts in the American Naturalist reaches the conclusion that neither expansion of gas in the wood nor expansion of water nor expansion of wood itself is the underlying cause of the pressure which produces the flow but that this pressure arises from the effects of temperature in altering the osmotic permeability of the pith ray cells Nothlna PTovr Under the Sun I remember the surprise with which I hoard cornet solo flrst recorded and then reproduced by a Scott grapho phone the construction of which if I am not mistaken antedated the birth of Edison The record was made upon a sheet of tin foil wrapped around a brass cylinder which was actuated by means of a weight a train of wheels and a butterfly regulator In this con nection to show the antiquity of the germs of another modern Invention one day when looking through thoyflles of the Journal des Savans I came across the account of a machine which was presented to tho Academy of Sci ences of Paris somewhere around the early years of the eighteenth century This machine was nothing else but a typewriter the description was very summary but I remember that it had individual type bars tho keys of which were made of ivory It was tho work of M Leroy of Versailles who was styled Oorlogeur du Roy the reigning king being Louis XIV Alfred Sang in Engineering Magazine AVIdOTVH Widows exist in all countries thus counterbalancing the matrimonial de cadence which might otherwise result from timid men Widows are clinging by temperament and attach themselves readily to any object that cant help itself It is generally considered un lucky to meet a widow on a dark piaz za by the light of th moon In many countries to be ki sed by a widow means endless trouble Widows are frequently accompanied by children wh number is constantly liable to inciv They roam at large over the jvincipal sections and no man is safe when they are near All the per fect men now dead have married wid ows thus forming a continuous con trast to the miserable specimens who still live It has been said Beware of widows but this is unnecessary for no man can really help himself Life Flexible Stone The stone looked like a piece of dark gray granite It was a foot long and several inches thick Lifted it bent this way and that like rubber It is itacolumite or flexible sandstone said the owner It is found in California Georgia and several other states Be sides bending it will stretch Look at It closely and you will see that it is formed of a number of small pieces of stone of various tints all dovetailed to gether loosely so as to allow of a slight movement This movement is what causes the stone to bend See how it bends Like rubber precisely eh But if I bend it too far it will break His Specialties Captain Spencer of the Church army once asked a convict what he did for a living when he left prison Well in spring I does a bit o pea picking and In summer I does a bit o fruit picking and in the autumn I does a bit o op picking Yes said the captain and what do you do in the winter Well mister I may as well be honest with yer In the winter I does a bit o pocket picking Cap tain Spencer next 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