BARTLEY MinM Eivmn Red ford of Cnmbridjje visited with M rn Dr ArbogtiHt Tuesday Ilolorook wan the Imll fjumo with Bnrtloy Thursdy 11 to Mrs Flint returned l his week from x visit with tulntivus in Missouri A Hon of Frank Teeter was run over by a wagon Thursday sustaining a broken leg E A White is on the sick list this week Miss Irene Fl nt returned home Sat urday Mrs Rev Kirby in quite sick this ireuk The doetor was called to see Harry Browns little girl Mouday She is some better now The Bartley boys wont to Arapahoe Tuesday Miss Minnie Reimor returned from Lincoln Saturday where she had been visiting her brother and sister Dr Arbogast run a nail into his foot Monday eveniugwhich caused him con siderable pain A F McCord has sold his towu resi dence to Jade Arbogast He will give possession Jan 1st and will very likely move back to his arm just south of Bartley Will Coonradt of Seattle Wash is bore on a visit wiah relatives and friends Rev Kirby returned home from Lin coln Thursday Miss Lizzie Arbogast of Beukelmanis visiting with Dr and Mrs Arbogast Mrs Sommervillo of Bartlett Neb who was called hero during the illness and death of her sister Mrs Miller will jeturn to her home this week Mrs flattie Miller vife of W F Miller died Friday morn ing and was buried Saturday afternoon Servicer were held at the M E church which was filled to its full capacity with the friends of Mrs Miller Rev Kirby delivered a very pathetic address The lemains were placed iu the Bartley cemetery No better wife and mother ever resided in Bartley She leaves a lausband and two daughters and every one in this vicinity to mourn her loss Tha bereaved relatives have the sym pathy of every one D ANBURY Harold and Everitt Stone went to Wilsonville Tuesday Mrs J L Sargent and son Willard visited in Tralr Kansas Tuesday be tween traius Roy Hindmans have gone up north to Sunt up a farm Wm Hindmans are coving back onto the farm A new boy arrived at the home of Storo Ball Thursday Aug 9th Mrs Sargents little girl had the mis fortune to sprain her arm badly Tues day but is getting along very well The ball games during the tourna aient Danbury vs Cedar Bluffs Dan bury won both games Danbury vs McCook Danbury again won Friday She big game between Orleans vs Dan bury came off two games in succession Danbury again victors The best game was played Thursday forenoon by the 3econd nine or Red Devils and Le banon At the 7th inning the game stood 1 to 0 in favor of Lebanon at tho 9th 2 to 1 in Lebanons favor by the Harry Kennedy empire disqualifying the Reds for keeping the line claiming- that the fielders had the line when the reverse was true Harry and his nine could not do anything with the first nine and maybe he got even by ampiring the Red Devils out But this was the only game they lost de feating Lebanon Wednesday Oberlin Tuesday and Sunny Kansas first nine Friday morning Bob Kennedy took the prize for being the most dignified tSENTLEMAN on the ball grounds beating Jim Sims 2 blocks and a J4 dozen alleys John G Raes show was largely patron ized The merry-go-round was busy all week Rev Gardner said in his Sun day nights sermon that 1500 worth of beer was sold during the week to say nothing of the whiskey At all events Danburv had a big week Campbell Bros Circus Campbell Bros Circus will exhibit at Arapahoe August 28 Tickets will be on sale from McCook August 28 return ing August 29 at a rate of S160 round trip A woman worries until she gets wrinkles then worries because she has them If she takes Rocky Mouutain Tea she would have neither Bright smiling face follows its use 35 cents Tea or Tablets LW McConnell F D BURGESS Plumber and Steam Fitter Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Estimates Furnished Free Base ment of the Postoffice Building j McCOOK NEBRASKA HENRIK IBSEN Mow tho Scandinavian Dramatist ImnrcHMcd an Observer William Archer tolls how llenrlk lb sen impressed him when he met the Scandinavian dramatist in Rome In 18S1 In glided an undersized man with very broad shoulders and a large leonine head wearing a long black frock coat with very broad lapels on one of which a knot of red ribbon was conspicuous I knew him at once but was a little taken aback by his low stature Ills natural height was even somewhat diminished by a habit of bending forward slightly from the waist begotten no doubt of short sightedness and the need to peer Into things He moved very slowly and noise lessly with his hands behind his back an unobtrusive personality But there was nothing insignificant about the high and massive forehead crown ed with a mane of then Iron graj hair the small and pale but piercing eyes behind the gold rimmed specta cles or the thin lipped mouth depress ed at the corners into a curve indica tive of iron will and set between bushy whiskers of the same dark gray as the hair The most cursory observer could not but recognize power and character in the head yet one would scarcely have guessed it to be the power of a port the character of a prophet One would rather have supposed ones self face to face with an eminent states man or diplomatist THE GULF OF MEXICO Americas 3editcrrancnii and Its rrvmlse For the Future The gulf of Mexico is a sea 1000 miles long from the straits of Florida to the harbor of Tampico and S00 miles wide from the mouth of the Mississippi river to the mouth of the Coatzacoalcos This Mediterranean of the west is surrounded by countries of extraordi nary richness in the fertility of their soil the geniality of their climates the vastness and value of their for ests and the variety and extent of their mineral endowments All these countries capable of sus taining hundreds of millions of people are inhabited by nations and races who live under republican forms of government and cherish and maintain free institutions The northern coast line of this important sea is in the great republic of the United States of North America The southern half is in the next greatest American repub lic that of Mexico while on the east are the important islands of the West Indies with Cuba at their head The region around this most important sea is destined to be far richer more pow erful and more distinguished in the history and affairs of our globe than were ever those that bordered the ancient Mediterranean of the eastern hemisphere not even excepting Egypt Grece and Rome New Orleans Pica yune St Alban and His Teacher By some strange irony St Alban the martyred but possibly mythical Roman soldier whose festival falls on June 22 has quite overshadowed his probably historic instructor St Amphibalus whose anniversary comes on the following day About Am phibalus we know that he was a na tive of Caerleon Ahich the golden legend expresses by dubbing him a princes son of Wales in grete araye He was buried at Redbourne but translated to St Albans abbey where his cup was preserved which they of the common sort call St Affa belle Bolle In former times children were frequently christened with his name and Affabell Partridge was gold smith to Queen Elizabeth Westmin ster Gazette Dunkirks Fete of Lanterns One of the quaintest of the numer ous yearly fetes still in honor at Dun kirk is the fete of lanterns instituted many hundreds of years ago in honor of St Martin bishop of Tours who died in 39G and who was one of the prelates by whose efforts the early in habitants of these parts were convert ed to Christianity As soon as dusk sets In the celebration commences and all the urchins of the town congregate iu the main thoroughfares Each one bears a paper lantern some of which are of considerable proportions being shaped in the form of a ship or a flower With lanterns in hand and blowing lustily on horns and trum pets the crowd of youngsters parades the streets London News Faith Core elephants The temple elephant in southern In dia is the object of great respect for physical contact with him is supposed to do more good to the human body than the best medicine Adult men and women warily feel his legs with their finger tips and press fAm rev ently to their eyes and ailing children are for a small consideration carried on his back the distance of a few strides that they may be cured Madras Mail lie Understood Walk right in dear Your sup pers ready your slippers are right where you can find them easily and your pipe and tobacco are on the writ ing desk handy for you All rijjht Molly groaned the tired suspicious husband You can get that new dress tomorrow Knowledge Properly there is no other knowledge but that which is got by working The rest Is all yet a hypothesis of knowledge a thing to be argued of in schools a thing floating in the clouds in endless logic vortices till we try to fix it Carlyle THE ANCJENT INCAS They Knew Neither IdleneNM Tior Itlchcn Nor Poverty The flocks of llamas belonged to the sun and the Inca It was death to kill one At certain seasons of the year they were collected from the hills and shorn Large numbers were sent to supply food for the court and to be used at the religious festivals and sac rifices Male Hamas only were killed The wool belonged to the Inca and was stored in the government deposi tories and dealt out according as the i peoples wants required In this way they were provided with warm- cloth ing When they had worked up enough wool into clothing for themselves they were then employed in working up material for the Inca The distribu tion of the wool and superintendence of Its manufacture were in the hands of oilicers appointed for the purpose No one was allowed to be idle Idle ness was a crime and was severely punished All the mines belonged to the Inca and were worked for his benefit The various employments were usually in the hands of a few and became heredi tary What the father was that the sou became A great part of the agri cultural products was stored in grana ries scattered up and down the coun try and was dealt out to the people as required It will thus be seen that there was no chance for a man to be come rich neither could he become poor The spirit of speculation had no existence there Chambers Journal THE BLACK BALL A Clever Scheme That AVn Spoiled In the Dr u wing Two young men iu a French village were called on to draw for conscrip tion One oIy was wanted to complete the number and of the two who were to draw one was the sou of a rich farm er and the other the child of a poor widow The farmer ingratiated himself with the superintendent of the ballot and promised him a present if he could find means to prevent his son from going in the army In order to accomplish this the official put into the urn two black balls instead of one white and one black ball When the young men camo he said There are two balls one black and one white in the urn He who draws the black one must serve Your turn is first pointing to the widows son The latter suspecting that all was not fair approached the urn and drew one of the balls which he immediately swallowed without looking at it Why said the superintendent have you done that now are we to know whether you have drawn a black or a white ball Oh thats very easy to discover was the reply Let the other now draw If I have the black he must necessarily draw the white one There was no help for it and the farmers son putting his hand into the urn drew the remaining ball which to the satisfaction of the spectators was a black one PranUs of the Types Tom Moore wrote the line Had taken up in heaven his position but the printer made it read Had taken up to heaven his physician In a weekly story paper a love story con tained no less thau twenty ridiculous errors Instead of falling into a rev erie the young lady fell into the river bull pup appeared for pull up nasal for natal and trombone for trembling The fair heroine was awfully hungry instead of angry Her heart was filled with et ceteras and not ecstasies and when she meant to say thine the types made her say I am thin I am wholly thin A newspaper intelling of a cow cut into halves by a railway train said the cow was cut into calves A Cnttlns Rebuke In some parts of Scotland it is cus tomary for a bride to bring a dower to her husband no matter how little One couple who had experienced the strife of wedded bliss for some years were having the usual row when the husband taunted the lady with the paucity of worldly goods with which she had endowed him Awa said he When ye marrit me a ye brought was a cask o whisky an the aula Bible Weel Jock was the response gin ye had paid as muckle attention to the book as ye did tae the whisky ye would hae been a meenister o the gospel the noo Bricks There is no building material so du rable as well made bricks In the Brit ish museum are bricks taken from the buildings in Nineveh and Babylon which show no signs of decay or disin tegration although the ancients did not burn or bake them but dried them in the sun The baths of Caracalla and of Titus in Rome and the Thermae of Diocletian have endured the ravages of time far better than the stone of the Coliseum Equipped For Rnnnlnp Isnt it awful remarked Growells looking over his gas bill for the last quarter isnt it surprising how gas bills run up iot so surprising replied Kidder considering how many thousand feet they have Philadelphia Press His Wealth Magistrate You were begging in the public streets and yet you had fifteen shillings In your pocket Prisoner Yes your worship I may not be as Industrious as some but Im no spend thriftLondon Express Time appears long only to those who dont know how to use It TfEA DRINKING is a me JL dlum of taking no incon siderable amount of real nutriment Its properties have nowhere been better described than by the earliest Chinese writer on this subject La Yu who says Tea tempers the spirit awakens thought prevents drowsiness lightens and re freshes the body and clears the perceptive faculty Thogentle exhilaration which accom panies the moderate use of tea Is not followed by the depres sion which succeeds the use of alcholic stimuli Experience has proven that tea sustains the mind under severe muscu lar or mental exercise without causing subsequent exhaus tion Encyclopedia liritannica LETTS PUBLIC LIBRARY NUTES Library hours mornings 1030 to 12 oclock afternoons from 1 30 to G even ings 7 to 9 Sunday afternoons 2 to 1 The following is a list of books wo will have in the next traveling library FICTION Aftermath James L Allen Kentucky Cardinal James L Allen Cousin Pons llonore do Balzac Lady of Lynn Sir Walter Besaut Chance Acquaintance W D Ilowells Portrait of a Lady Henry James Jr Tory Lover S O Jewett Solitary Summer Hosts of the Lord Mrs F A Steel Beside the Bon nie Brier Bush J M Watson HISTORY BIOGRAPHY TRAVEL Men and Manners of the 18th Cen tury Susan Hale Stonewall Jackson Carl Hovey Hawaii and a Revolution M H Krout Some Strange Corners of Our Country C P Lummis Niagara Book Oregon Trail Francis Parkman With the Conquering Turk G W Stee vens History of the American People P N Thorpe MISCELLANEOUS Year in the Fields John Burrows Educational Reform C W Eliot Wo men and Econ mies Mrs C P S Gil man Stage in America Norman Hap good Rhymes of Childhood J W Riley COOKS FOR CHILDREN AND YOUNG PEOPLE Jack and Jill L M Alcott Under the Lilacs L M Alcott Navy Blue W B Allen Jack Hall Robert Grant Legends of King Arthur and his Court F N Greene Dorothy Deane E O Kirk On the Old Frontier W O Stod dard Lost Hero MrsE S P and H D Ward St Nicholas MISCELLANEOUS Birds and all Nature Love Story of Benjamin Franklin E S Brooks Stor ies of American History N G Dodge American Citizen C F Doyle Boy En gineers J Lukin Lalks About Ani mals Books of Golden Deeds Younge If you will have the books or maga zines you want to give the library ready August 15 1906 a little boy will call for them Librarian NORTH SIDE Mrs John R Meukin and daughter Doilie of San Bernardino Cali are here visiting with her brother W T Coleman of McCook and her sister Mrs W M Sharp of Coleman precinct We understand that H H Bandy has sold his form to T F Kennedy brother to Martin who lives north of town Aunt Fannie Coleman has plenty of water now in her new well and the boys feel good not to haul water Mrs W T Coleman of McCook is vis iting Mrs W M Sharp Threshing is the order of the day up here G H Simmerman has his new gaso line engine installed in place and now says he can pump enough water for his stock in 15 to 20 minutes Harry Wales and sister Mable depart ed for the eastern part of the state last week in search of a school teacher which we surmise he will persuade to give up teaching and take up the duties of house keeping Rev M B Carman was out and del ivered a splendid sermon as was our prediction last week To Cure a Cold In One Day Take laxative bromo quinine tablets All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure E W Groves signature is on each box 25c ENCYCLOPEDIA BMTANNICA Recommends Tea Drinking Safe Always reliable Indies ask Drurcist for CHICIIESTEK N ESOLISH in Bed and Gold metallic boxes sealed with blue ribbon Tafce no other Refune dangerous aubati tutlonsand imltationM Buy of your Druggist or send in stamps for Particular Tentl monlalH and IteHef for Indies in Utter by return Mall 10000 Testimonials Sold by all Druggists CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO 2100 Madlion Square PHIIA p Mtotlta tttt buuw BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of the stomach Read what this noted authority says about tea It will make clear to you why this beverage is so healthful and helpful A trial of Defiance Tea will make clear why this brand is best the tea to buy Defiance Tea is the carefully selected tender leaves of the best tea grown scientifically cured so as to bring out all the flavor taste and beneficial qualities A real health and pleasure drink for everybody Each package is quality guaranteed Put up in half pound packages At your grocers Order a supply to day and learn how to get FREE A Beautilul BreaKlasf Set with your initial in gold with Defiance Tea and Coffee Particu lars in each package -SPENCER GROCER CO St Joseph Mo FIAMCE ML JHvJRRl KVx IVl nw tv rf qH MODERN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS Departments Tolucraphy Bookkeeping UankiiiR Shorthand Typowrittinn Penmanship anil English The lurcubt the busit school west of CliicuK Competent faculty strict disci pline modern methods and individual instruction 3UO student placed in positions the pa3t year Positions Ruarauteed graduate- Combined course Tho only telegraph school iu tho west Position pay 15 to 5123 per month Day and evening sessions throughout tho year You can enter at any time Write for illustrated catalougo s HMIlts A M KEARNS Priii 500 Charles Building Donver Colo Always m I axative Member the Fill Name 9 9 romo numine a Cold in One Day Grip in Two ffijrmrz a Box- Sme ary church announcements Christian Sunday school at 10 am Communion at 12 a m and Christian Endeavor No preaching services this week Catholic Order of services Mass 8 a m Mass and sermon 1000 a m Evening service at 8 oclock Sunday school 230 p m Every Sunday J J Loughran Pastor Christian Science Pettys hall C H Meeker C S first reader Sunday morning service 11 oclock Subject Christ Jesus Wednesday evening meeting 8 oclock Baptist Sunday school at 1000 a m Evangelist A F Green will preach Morning subject Is Man His Own Boss Evening service Evangelistic Profes sor Miller will sing at the morning ser vice Episcopal Services on Sunday at 11 a m Holy communion and sermon at 8 p m prayers and sermon Sunday school at 10 a m The Rector will ofii ciate All are welcome to these services E R Earle Rector Methodist Sunday school at 10 am Sermon Are We All Going to Heaven at 11 a m Class at 12 m Sermon to men Escape for Thy life at 330 pm Epworth Leagne at 7 pm A real live temperance sermon at 8 pm Sunday school at 2 pm in South McCook M B Carman Pastor Congregational Services will be re sumed as follows Sunday school at 10 a m Preaching by pastor at 11 a m and 8 p m Christian Endeavor at p m Prayer meeting Wednesday evening Sunday nights subject the third in series on Vacation Thoughts is Do it Now The male quartette will sing A cordial invitation to all these services is extended Geo B Hawkes Pastor CHICHESTERS ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS Important Notice All persons are hereby notified and warned that TRESPASS in any form on the following described lands in Red Willow county will 1 prosecuted to the hull extent of the law WHNWJi J Wy2SWK Somers land Ey NEU J ESEK Oliphant land EJ5NWM Cregar land D S Farnliam owner Nowton Centre Mass W S Morlax Attorney McCook Cream Vermifuge rS THE GUARANTEED km n u It M F IS t Kll E U I THE CHILDRENS FAVORITE TONIC BEWARE OF IMITATIONS THE GENUINE PREPARED ONLY BY Bailard Snow Liniment Co ST LOUIS MO Hi I llllllltiu lj 5i AKyTrcruV z iS W WMPLAINT Wl BILIOUSNESS j II REmTTEHT BILIOUS FEVERS ill m MlABl U and 111 lrJ a 2 i lis ST LOUIS M 9 ty J IV ICSI O P P p 0 s o a 91 rwE Sold and Recommended by J A flcfllLLEN y i 4i Jj