r If V 3 jrmr A Wonderful Record - inn- rbin 7 va rrecir uimubuuimiuN us prolapsus v uiua lhu uacKacno period cal headaches the dragging down distress In ho pelvfc SSrJ1 i110 Pal und tenderness over lower abdominal rcg on dries un tlio pelvic and catarrhal drain so dlsagrceablb weakening and ioiu swuiigesL possible endorsement of the most eminent medical practitioners and writers of our day recommending it for the diseases for which Favorite Prescription is used It is the only Pt UP medicino for women sold thrOUEll drilITfffRtS whtnti Anna nAf a aoove Write JAKE BETZ McCook Neb for terms on Auctioneering He will do your work right EJlll il J GUNN DENTIST PnONEni2 Office Rooms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook JOHN E KELLEY ATTORNEY AT LAW and BONDED ABSTRACTEB McCook Nebraska ESAgjnt of Lincoln Land Co and of McCook Water Works Office in Postoffice building McCook Tribune 1 the Year iChiiiTbeiiiiril I Colic Cholera Diarrhea Remedy 1 Almost every family has need f remedy for colic or diarrhea at some time during the year This remedy is recommended by dealers who have sold it for many years and know its value It has received thousands of testimonials from grateful people It has been prescribed by phy sicians with the most satisfactory results It has often saved life before medicine could have been sent for or a physician summoned It only costs a quarter Can you afford to risk so much for so little BUY IT NOW can be greatly increased by giving spedal care to the health of every animal and fowl on the farm Sick poultry sheep cattle hogs horses etc depend on their livers to keep them well Stock and Poultry Medicine keeps their livers working and therefore keeps them well Black Draught Stock and Poul try Medicine is a pure natural vegetable blood purifier and acts by regulating the stomach liver and bowels It prevents and cures Hog ChoK er Chicken Cholera Cojipt dis temper Coughs Colds Constipa tion Fever Loss of Appetite Wasting Away and all the com mon stock diseases It is a perfect Hiedlcine for gen eral farm use Try it Price 25c foe a- large can at all druggists arid dealers THE FIRST AIR BRAKE lion is a most efficient rnmnclv for Finally Won a Trial JlltlJlK Jill thn Wnmnnlv fnnrfn0 Persons who should have known but ter thought Westinghouse visionary when they were told that he proposed to stop a train by air Nobody seem ed inclined to let him try his plan on a real train but they did not object to his working a model of It in a shop where he couldnt do anj harm or fonnof wniilfnSTMrri lvolv uyouy eise in expense ue distinctly feminine urgaua knew hla scierao od work but hri Favorite Prescription is the only could not make -any one else believe It iTT L woiiiuii uie manors 01 which are not afraid to print their iuriiiuia on tlio bottle wrapper thus1 i vo v taking their patrons into their full con- i lvJiks lntl to taIk about his brake to muuiiiu t is tno only medicine women every Ingredient of which for any railroad man who was willing to has listen Well have you ever stopped a train with this air thing of yours they would ask No he couldnt say that he had done so Nobody would let him try it even 4- 1 - vrtj lWU I tain a largo percentage of alcohol so 0Q a tram or clump cars u un u tm JOlg run especially to delicate women It has more genuine cures to its credit than all other I cines for women combined having v u uuguaauua ui aunuiors IFOm tUO operating table and the surgeons knife It has restored delicate weak women to strong and vigorous health and virility making motherhood possible where there was barrenness before thereby brighten ing and making happy many thousands of homes by the advent of little ones to strengthen the marital bonds and add sunshine where gloom and despondency had reigned before Write to Dr It V Pierce He will send you good fatherly professional advice in a plain sealed envelope absolutely tree Address him at Buffalo N Y Dr Pierces Pleasant Pellets do not gripe They effectually cleanse the sys tem of accumulated impurities The Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser by Dr Pierce 100S pages is sent free on receipt of stamps to pay expense of mailing only Send 21 one cent stamps for the book in paper covers or 31 stamps for the cloth -bound volume Address One day he arrived in Pittsburg sell ing his other invention and talking about his brake notion to a man con nected with a railroad out there Thats a great idea of yours said the man We will try it on our line So the officials of this railroad per mitted Westinghouse to put his new kickshaw on one of their trains But he had to agree to Indemnify the road for any damage that might be caused to the train as the result of the trials The train was equipped On the designated day the confident In ventor and a group of skeptical rail way men boarded the train on which the first air brakes were fixed Off went the train on its trial trip The en gineer put on full speed and just as lie had rounded a curve he saw ahead at a grade crossing and in the middle of the track a loaded wagon a man and a boy and a balky horse The en gineer moved his little lever and the first train that was ever stopped by air pulled up at a standstill several feet short of the obstruction Thus on its first trial the Westing house air brake saved life and prevent ed damage to property Thenceforward talking was unnecessary all that had to be done was to make brakes The inventor thought of that clause secur ing compensation to the railroad for any damage he might do to the train and he laughed His fortune dated from that day He was then only twenty two Arthur Warren In Suc cess BUSINESS LAWS It is a fraud to conceal a fraud Ignorance of the law excuses no one The acts of one partner bind all the others An agreement without consideration is void A personal right of action dies with the person The law compels no one to do possibilities A contract made with a minor Slipped a Word From a recent examination paper on religious Instruction at a boys school Holy matrimony is a divine Institu tion for the- provocation of mankind Punch or lunatic Is void A receipt for money paid is not le gally conclusive Signatures made with a lead pencil are good in law Agents are responsible to their prin cipals for errors Each Individual in a partnership is responsible for the whole amount of the debts of the firm A draft becomes an acceptance when the party upon whom It is drawn writes accepted across its face and signs his name Had Xo Time to Vote President Zachary Taylor in 1810 when only twenty two years of age was appointed to a lieutenancy in the regular army He served in the army up to or near the time of his nomina tion for the presidency in 1848 After he had carried off the prize friends of Henry Clay and others who wanted the nomination sneeringly spoke of Taylor as an ignorant frontier colonel who had not voted for forty years It is probable he had not voted as he had been away from home in the military service most of the time and came into prominence only through his brilliant military record in the Mexican war The Ohio River No part of the Ohio river is in Ohio the boundary of the state is the north ern or northwestern margin of the riv er The stream Itself is wholly in West Virginia and Kentucky where it flows past Ohio The northwest territory out of which Ohio was formed was defined as the territory north and west of the Ohio not north and we3t of the middle of that great river Xot to Bo Trifled With Love had just laughed at the lock smith Why dont you laugh at the milliner and the landlord and the grocer asked a bystander Because replied Love they al ways make me feel mighty serious Houston Post Husbands The woman who said that she knew her husband didnt drinJc because he drank so much water in the morning Isnt in it with the woman who says that the reason her husband doesnt go to church is because he is already as good as he can be Detroit Free Press Sllsnnderstandiae JHannah said the mistress to her new girl you can take that brown serge dress of mine nnd put it in soak Yesm said Hannah Whos your favrite pawnbroker London An swers I Copyright by Purdy KAHUM J BACII ELDEH For Alcohol Denoitorized UITE an In dustrial revo lution is lia ble to come about it is said in case of the enactment into law of the bill taking the Internal revenue tax off denaturized alco hol as advocated by President Roose velt in his recent special message to congress Should it be placed 01 the statute books it would result in bringing into the market a product which would be In great de mand for heating lighting and power purposes and for use in the arts so say those who advocate the passage of the measure now in congress Among the prominent supporters of such a law are Nahum J Baehelder head of the na tional grange representing some 800 000 farmers Turner Wilson secretary of agriculture an VoCesso Harvey W Wiley diief o he governments bureau of chemistry Because of the fact that the denaturized alcohol would be available for generating power for many mechanical purposes the bill in terests the automobilists the owners of motor boats the manufacturers and users of farm machinery and those en gaged in many branches of industry Even the piano dealers of the country are Interested and in their national convention a few days ago passed reso lutions Indorsing the proposed law It has been strongly opposed by the Standard Oil company for the obvious reason that a wide use of denaturized alcohol would lessen the demand for its products It is also opposed by the manufacturers of wood alcohol Commercial alcohol if it could be obtained at a sufficiently low price would supplant to some extent at least both petroleum and gasoline The supply of gasoline is on the de crease while its price has been going up Only a- short time ago 70 to 72 Kmmmm DB HAIiVKY W WIIEY AND COllN STOKAGE IN NEBRASKA degrees test gasoline was advanced half a cent a gallon while all other high grades were put up a cent per gallon The present internal revenue tax on denaturized alcohol is so large as to make its use for commercial pur poses impractical In England Ger many and some other European coun tries there is no tax on denaturized alcohol and there it is largely used In the arts and in manufactures and also as fuel and for motive power Com mercial alcohol known as wood alco hol or methyl alcohol has long been ob tained by the dry distillation of wood but there are many purposes for which it cannot be used and for which the de naturized alcohol obtained from grain or vegetablos would be available The products expected to furnish the chief supply of this article in case of the removal of the tax are corn potatoes sugar beets and other vegetables con taining a great deal of starch Accord ing to the estimates of the secretary of agriculture potatoes and corn will be largely grown for the production of alcohol as well as for food if the tax Is removid The alcohol in that case would be made undrinkable by the ad dition of wood alcohol and pyridine Dr Wiley whose chemical experi ments have done much to develop sen timent in favor of pure food laws has shown that cornstalks may be util ized for commercial alcohol the same kind of press being used to extract the fermentable material as for sugar cane Mr Wilson estimates that with the grinding up of the stalk as well as the grain corn can be made to produce 230 gallons of alcohol to the acre This would mean a vast increase in the de mand for this product and a corre sponding benefit to the farmer The corn crop of the country is already enormous and on the plains of the west it is stacked up almost mountain high at certain seasons but its growth would be stimulated still more by the opening up of such a market as the re moval of the tax would create It Is estimated that the ordinary white po tato will produce as much as 255 gal lons of alcohol per acre From sugar beets about 224 gallons of alcohol per acre may be obtained The use of alco hol for fuel and power Is not so dan gerous as that of oil and gasoline and It is thus especially adapted for farm purposes T AaiJ r roJtJcnl Scccticn Come people think for Instance that political speeches do not matter Po litical speeches Matter far more than the acts f par lament which they in troduce Men oare less even about what is beir done than about why it Is being done The spirit in whKi a thing is effected is of far more pnuti cal importance even than the thin- it self This can be tested by the piinVo experiment in social life of n iovg a gentlemans hat for him first in or spirit then in the ot er If you got rid of all the talk about practical politics talked by tired men with 10000 a year and really look impartially at te history of human society you will sen that collisions have arisen far more from insults than from Injuries Some of my imperialist friends for instance tell me that because I think South Afri ca a nuisance to England therefore I should permit Germany to pluck it from us In war This is like saving that because I think a top hat ugly and uncomfortable I should let another man knock it off in Piccadilly No doubt if is uncomfortable But why should he knock it off Who is he I wonder G K Chesterton in London News PortnKTiese Money Portuguese money is based on a unit which is worth about the thousandth part of a cent So if you buy a single postage stamp it costs you about 10 000 milreis We were shocked at the price of the objects the vendors in Ponto Deigoda desired to sell us When presented with a bill some of us got heart disease and some of us apo plexy Only after long explanations in mingled Spanish Portuguese French and English did we learn that a pho tograph offered at several thousand milreis was worth about 15 cents In shor it was brought forcibly to our at tention how extremely artificial a me dium is money how difficult it Is to get how difficult it is to keep but also how difficult it is to exchange this In terconvertible medium in foreign coun trieswhen you have any Probably it is even more difficult when you have not Argonaut Hospitality While the reportorial representative of a great news bureau was in San Antonio Tex whence he had posted in such haste as to have little luggage he met with a charming bit of southern hospitality He had no cuffs and a local reporter promptly drew off his own and said to the guest within the city gates Tlere take mine Ive more at home Later it was learned that the donor of the cuffs worked for the San Antonio Daily Express and the superintendent of the news bureau upon hearing of the incident immedi ately wrote to Frank Grice owner of the Express In appreciation of an act peculiarly southern in its frank good fellowship Here is Mr Grices reply If you can send me the name of the member of the Express staff who of fered his cuffs to your man he will be discharged for not offering his shirt as well Chicago Record Herald Sharp hut Not Clever A London scientist says that life In a metropolis makes young children sharp but not clever that it often destroys their chance of ever being clever for It hastens the development of the brain unnaturally It makes them superfi cial alert but not observant excitable but without one spark of enthusiasm They are apt to grow blase fickle dis contented They see more things than the country bred child but not such interesting things and they do not properly see anything for they have neither the time nor capacity to get at the root of all the bewildering objects that crowd themselves into their little lives Social Limits You may tell a man that his neck tie cannot be reckoned among his suc cesses you may point out his errors in regard to Investments you may re proach him for omitting to take ad vantage of the opportunities he has had for advancement and he will ac cept all your criticisms with a reason able calm but take gentle exception to the way in which he pronounces a word and the chances are that his next remark is of a heated nature London Queeui Took All the Responsibility Im going to give up that new spe cialist Ive been trying Whats the reason Why hes always telling me that I must try to help myself What did the other man tell you He always told me he was helping me Cleveland Plain Dealer Where An English mayor tells this story A woman speaking at a meeting In support of womens rights repeatedly asked her audience Where would men find themselves without women A weak voice from the rear of the hall In paradise mumi Ate Off His Hand Smith I hear Jones the naturalist had a bad accident What was it Brown Why somebody gave him a young tiger cub and said it was so tame it would eat off his hand Smith -Well Brown Well it did Improved Does your papa get much prac tice asked the visitor of the doc tors seven-year-old son Oh he doesnt have to practice any moe replied the boy He knows how now Surgery Medical Student What did you op erate on that man for Eminent Surgeon Five hundred dol lars I mean what did he have Five hundred 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