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MONTH THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY 425 Arch Street Philadelphia Pa Burlington Bulletin June 1906 PreeLandp in the Crow Reservation Register at Sheridan or Billings for the free government drawing for these lands 160 acres to each lucky person Tickets on sale June 10th to the 26th inclusivo final limit July 10th One fare for the round trip maximum round trip rate from B M points S20 00 125000 acres of this land can be irrigated and will be worth at least 5000 an acre the day water is turned on the land Consult nearest agent for rates and information To California Portland and Puget Sound Daily low excursion rates com mencing June 1st for this attractive trip still lower rates June 18th to the 22nd inclusive and from June 25th to July 7th inclusivo To Colorado and Return About half rates Still lower rates for the Elks great meeting at Denver Tickets sold July 10th to 15th inclusive To Eastern Resorts Daily low sum mer tourists rates Special Homeseekers Rates 1st and 3rd Tuesdays Personally conducted excursions on the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of each month for those seeking free homesteads of 610 acres for mixed farm ing and dairying Write DClem Deaver Agent Homeseekers Infromation Bur eau 1001 Farnam St Omaha Neb Describe your trip to me and let me advise you how to make it at the least cost G S Scott Agent C B Q Ry L W Wakeley GPA Omaha THE TURKISH KAIK It Store Closely HcMenihlcM the Con- dula Than Any Other Craft Crawford the author to whose skill 1 ful pea Constantinople Is Indebted for one of the most charming volHmes ever issued in Its praise has a word to say about the Turkish boatmen and their vehicle the kaik Constantinople owes much writes he to the matchless beauty of the three waters which run together be neath Its walls and much of their reputation again has become world wide by the kaik It Is disputed and disputable whether the Turks copied the Venetian gondola or whether the Venetians imitated the Turkish kaik but the resemblance between them is so strong as to make it certain that they have a common origin Take from the gondola the felse or hood and the rostrated stem and the re mainder is practically the kaik It is of all craft of its size the swiftest the most easy to handle and the most com fortable and the Turks generally are admitted to be the best oarsmen in Europe Indeed they have need to be for both the Bosporus and the Golden Horn are crowded with craft of every kind and made dangerous by the swift est of currents The distances too are very great and such as no ordinary oarsman would undertake for pleasure or for the sake of exercise It is no i joke to pull fifteen or sixteen miles against a stream which In some places runs four or five knots an hour Gardening In America Gardening in America has reached what one mlglit call the awkward age Neither a man nor a country goes a gardenlng In early youth Men come to build stately sooner than to garden finely as Bacon once said and as every garden writing body has re peated until Sir Francis in Elysium must regret he ever made the remark which none the less is true Gardening is essentially a middle aged enjoyment and America being as nations go still young her garden craft has the faults of youth It has its Incongruities in harmonies and it often mistakes size and expenditure for excellence Cen tury In the Sanie Boat The Duke of Leeds before succeed ing to his title was active in politics Once when canvassing he came upon an English shoemaker whose vote he solicited Sorry said the shoemak er but Im not going to Yote for any bloomin aristocrat I cant afford it Ive got four children to bring up Thats nothing replied the duke Ive got five and -they are all girls The shoemaker came up and touched him on the arm All right old chap he said You shall have my vote It seems to me we are both in the same boat and wed better stick together Doctors and Medicine When a doctor does not have much faith in medicine it is a sign that he is a good doctor The best doctors are those who give good advIce rather than medicine advice that is simple and has common sense back of it Too many people imagine they can abuse themselves and hire a doctor to make them as well as ever for 2 Nothing In it Atchison Globe Misunderstood Farmer Where have you been all this time And wheres the old chest nut mare Didnt you have her shod as I told you Jarge Shod Law no master I bin a buryln she Didnt 1 think thee said shot London Globe A Good Character A good character is the best tomb stone Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forgetmenots are withered Carve your name on hearts and not on marble By Imagination a man in a dungeon is capable of entertaining himself with scenes and landscapes more beautiful than any that can be found in th whole compass of nature Addison 0OO0OOOO X A V FRANKLIM President A C EBERT Cashier r W a WULFt VICE rRESIDbNf THR CITIZENS BANK OF MeCOOK NEB KB Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 4000 V FRANKLIN DIRECTORS W B WOLFE A D EBERT IV E J niTCHELL Auctioneer Catalogue and Sale Bills Compiled Stock and Farm write ups Satisfaction Guaranteed With the Republican McCook Nebraska jr w People off Note EX SENATOP W E CHANDLER HE now fa jj mous senato rial episode In which former Sen ator William E Chandler of New Hampshire has fig ured recalls public attention to a man who for twenty five years was conspic uous among the no table men at Wash ington Mr Chand ler who is now president of the Spanish treaty claims commission was one of the first to give practical and thorough study to the problems connected with curbing the power of large corporations and it was due to his familiarity with such matters that he was called into the case in the consideration of the rate bill Mr Chandler was secretary of the navy under Arthur and he served three terms as senator He was noted for his advocacy of International bi metallism and of antitrust legislation The ex senator Is a confirmed prac tical joker and lt was In this way he once came near making an enemy of James G Blaine Mr chandler had been called to the northern -part of New Hampshire on law business The night was stormy the village tavern was lonely and the active mind of Mr Chandler groped around for some form of amusement Finding nothing better to do he prepared a practical joke for Mr Blaine In a letter to his wife he discussed with great freedom Mr Blaines political position and policy his treatment of certain Republicans and attitude on the federal appoint ments in New York and expressed his regret that a man of Mr Blaines strong character and great intellect should allow himself to be dominated by a woman like Gall Hamilton in whose judgment Mr Chandler said he had no confidence Adding a few words about family affairs Mr Chandler signed the letter Your Affectionate Husband and put It in an envelope which he addressed to James G Blaine Secretary of State Washing ton D C Personal Of course his idea was to make Mr Blaine think he had sent him the wrong letter and he expected Mr Blaine to read lt and forward it to Mrs Chandler But the contrary was the case Mr Blaine evidently per ceived Mr Chandlers purpose for he did not forward the letter to Mrs Chandler nor did he communicate with Mr Chandler in any way for months His conduct gave Mr Chand ler much concern and as Mr Blaines behavior continued to be cool and dis tant he decided to have it out with him Mr Blaine expressed very freely his opinion of that kind of jokes and never liked Mr Chandler so well again The new premier of Russia M Gore mykin succeeds to the shoes of Count Witte at a time when the position of premier Is a specially difficult one to fill While Wltte was popular with the liberals his successor is considered a reactionary and the new douma Is de manding from the czar most radical reforms and the appointment of min isters in sympathy with such a policy Witte and Gore mykin have been bitter enemies for a half dozen years The latter began his career in the ministry of justice becoming assistant minister from which post he was called in 1895 as a protege of the dow iiillfgiiiilisi M GOREMYKIN ager empress to be come minister of the Interior He was supplanted In this position in 1S99 by M Sipiaguine His fall was due to his exposure by Count Witte Goremykin as interior minister reported to the czar that the stories of famine and suf fering in certain provinces were false Wltte then finance minister produced documents to prove that conditions were as represented When the czar confronted Goremykin with this he is said to have fallen to his knees wept and begged forgive ness being so overcome the czar him self got him a glass of water Later Goremykin joined the Von Plehve cab al which drove Witte from the finance ministry in 1903 The new premier comes from Novgo rod province where he has large es tates noted for their dairy products General James F Smith who recent- ly became governor general of the Philippines but who is now in the United States on a leave of absence Vent to Manila when the Spanish war broke out with the first military expe dition dispatched there from this coun try He participated In the various campaigns and rose to be a brigadier general of volunteers He was for a time collector of customs at Manila and afterward associate justice of the GOVERNOR GENER AL J F SMITH Philippine supreme court He Is a Call fornian Is about forty seven years of age and quite bald He was once asked what he con sidered the most crucial moment of his life as a soldier and said Shortly after the occupation of Pe dro Macate I discovered a hulking big private carrying off what appeared to be the only pillow In town I was i tired out and coveted that pillow so 1 sent an orderly to capture It by strat egy or force of arms Say give me that pillow for the general wont you said the orderly The general be hanged said the private This pillow is for my captain and me But you and your captain have full heads of hair insinuated my orderly and the poor general is as bald as an egg Thats all right said the private Give the pillow to Scaldy Jim and the captain and Ill sleep on the rocks And they did too The presidents son-in-law Repre sentative Nicholas Longworth is one of the best golf players in congress and he took a prominent part in a golf symposium in one of the house cloak rooms a few days ago Themost remark able golfer I ever knew said he was n man in Cin cinnati His theory was that there should be a drink served on every tee and he worked It by means of an army of cad dies One evening he came in and an i i NICHOLAS LONG WORTH nounced that he had renounced the game Whats the matter Jim asked a friend Oh he said wearily its uo use I give It up Whenever I can see the ball I cant hit it and whenever I can hit it I cant see it Secretary Cortelyou Is not much of a talker He generally is able to dispose of any matter In one short sentence and he Is as silent at the cabinet meet ings as anywhere else At a cabinet meeting one day he devoted four sen tences to giving his views on reciproc ity with Canada The president listen ed in amazement When Mr Cortelyou was through Mr Roosevelt exclaimed Why Cortelyou your loquacious ness is positively brutal Representative J Adam Bede made a speech at a recent banquet of piano makers and dealers In speaking of presidential candidates he referred to Secretary Taft as the upholstered candidate which Is still reasonably true although the secretary has been banting for five months Senator Isidor Rayner of Maryland whose speech in the senate on the rate bill was one of the features of the de bate upon that measure succeeded former Senator McComas and some years before his entrance to the upper branch of congress was a member of the house of representatives He achieved a reputa tion as one of the leading debaters of the house and is al ready making a similar reputation in the senate Mr Rayner first achiev ed prominence as Schleys counsel during the investi gation in 1901 of the rear admirals isidor rayner conduct in the Span ish war Born In Baltimore on April 11 1850 he was educated at the Uni versity of Virginia and was admitted to the bar In 1S70 In 1S71 he married at Baltimore Miss Francos Jane Be van Rayner soon became known In Balti more as a brilliant lawyer In 1S7S he was elected to the legislature where the announcement that he would speak always filled the galleries In 1SSG he was elected to congress being renomi nated twice without opposition He declined to serve a fourth time and after having played a conspicuous part during the six years of his service re tired in 1S92 In 1899 he was elected attorney general of Maryland He was chosen to the senate In 1004 In the house Mr Rayner was noted for his apt retorts The tariff on glass was under discussion one day The late Thomas B Reed asked him what his attitude was as to glass We both live in glass houses and had better change the subject was Mr Rayners rejoinder Reed and Rayner were frequently in some verbal duel Did not the gentleman hear my speech Saturday thundered the Maine statesman on one occasion No replied Rayner I was at home preparing a speech of my own Otto Kelsey the new superintendent of insurance of New York state who will be an Important factor in carrying out the reforms in Insurance laws brought about through the labors of the Armstrong committee occupied the important post of comptroller of the state of New York prior to his accept ance of hiss present office He is a native of Rochester and Is in his fifty- fourth year He received a common school education and became a print er Later he stud ied law and in 1S75 was admitted to the bar practicing his profession In Genesee In 1S93 he first entered public life boing elected to repre sent his county in otto kelsey the legislature He ran for judge of Livingston county in 1902 but was de feated became deputy comptroller of the state In 1903 and later In the same year when Comptroller Miller wa3 ap pointed to the supreme bench suc ceeded him in the office He was chosen as his own successor at the subsequent stato election KL y MANHATTAN STREETS Tli Have XmuvM With Ileunon and Nnincs AVI tli out IIoimoii Manhattan Island has displayed very little system in naming its streets They have names with reason and without reason and In most cases where there have been reasons the march of improvement and lapse of memory have nearly buried them out of sight Great Broadway the largest com mercial thoroughfare in the Avorld has a good reason for its name though the city now has broader ways but in the early days of New Amsterdam it was the broadest of them all and the most important leading as it did through the length of the Island and into the far country of the north Then Broad street was quite properly so called for It is broader than Broadway though quite insignificant in length being formed somewhat like the Dutchman who laid it out You may well wonder why Beaver street is so called for there is no evi dence of the beaver there as there was when it was named It was once only a beaver path leading to a swamp now covered by Exchange place And Ex change place suggests its baptism for on the bank of that swamp the early settlers met for barter and afterward on that site were erected houses for exchange and sale which have been continued to this day So lt is with Wall street a little far ther north The wall erected for pro tection in 1G53 by the Dutch who fear ed a foray of New Englanders long ago disappeared but the name remains not only to designate the street but to describe matters financial Again farther north we find no rea son for Maiden lane The maidens who made the path on their journey back and forth with laundry from the stream that llowed where Gold street now Is have long ago been forgotten but their memories have been preserv ed in the name of the street And Gold street There never was gold there but the street did run along the foot of an elevation known as Golden hill because of the profusion of yellow wild flowers that crowned lt In the spring Then there is Bowling Green There is nothing present to suggest the name but there was a little more than 200 years ago when Hans and Fritz played bowls there and called lt Bowling Green Close by Is Battery place with no indication of a battery or thlr ty two pounders excepting the open ings yet remaining In the Aquarium Go on up to Canal street and you will find no canal other than a huge sewer under the street paving that marks where once was a canal that drained Collect pond on the site of the Tombs through a treacherous swamp into the North river There was a bit of poetry and senti ment in the old names and their asso ciations Soon these were mostly drop ped a little sentiment being preserved in streets named after individuals sug gested by Hudson Astor Roosevelt Clark Franklin Fulton Clinton Coop er and so on Though Moore might he mistaken for a persons name it was originally Moor then a mooring place Then came the entirely prosaic age when streets were numbered and let tered beginning in an arbitrary fash ion First street is not first any place excepting the first north of Houston street being a mile and a half from the Battery where it might have been with some Reason So witli First ave nue and Avenue A New York Herald AilvnjitnKCs of Short Siprlit An Austrian scientist is inclined to think that short sightedness is not an unmixed evil He doubts if school work causes it With the aid of a large staff of enthusiastic medical helpers the eyes of more than 15000 school children were examined and a great mass of information was collected and studied The professor finds that among the most extreme cases of short sight hand workers greatly outnumber the eye workers The majority of these cases declared that their defective sight had existed from birth or as long as could remember He declares that his investigations prove that school work never produces extreme short sightedness but only a slight myopia which far from being a dis advantage may even be regarded as a benefit For he says persons with nor mal sight although they can see dis tant objects quite clearly cannot read or write without the aid of glasses when they reach the age of fifty whereas the slightly short sighted In dividual can always read and write quite comfortably and requires glasses only for distant objects a much hap pier state of things Corfus History Corfu Is one of those Greek islands which like the Isle of Man has fre quently been bought and sold For 30 000 ducats the Venetians once secured it and with a lleet of galleys and a strong garrison held it for many years against all comers Chief of the Ionian islands Corfus vicissitudes may be said to have ended when on the acces sion of King George of Greece Eng land which had held sway from 1S15 to 1SG3 handed over the Seven Is land state to that monarchs keeping To the head of the first naval power in the world the waters of 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