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At the door with a nice roast
steak broil or fry and at any
time you give the nod We
have been in the city long en
ough for you to know all about
us If we have given you sat
isfaction in the past we ask
you to continue your patron
age in the future
Yours to please
DAVID MAGNER
Phone 14 Fresh and Salt Meats
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long glass tube the operator sucks up
into the tube most of the ream in the
sample jar and then forces it back iuto
the jar this is repeated until tho con
tents are thoroughly mixed and a fair
sample can be takentheu drawing some
of the cream into the tube tho operator
allows it to run iuto the test bottle in a
stream at first and towaids the last
drop by drop until the exact weight 18
grams is secured
There is only one way to test cream
correctly for butter fat and that is by
weight not by volume In other words
by scales and not by pipette This in
sures to everyone his just dues
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Cream Testing at Central Laboratories acid then in order to make
in Net fiitirely complete the eKiration of
Mi re tlinn 10000 men
blttpr fat lht tt3t bltl1 l I11
ka are interested in the t sting of ere
m h wtmliiitf tt s er and dnvw at n high
and as all cream is now t at
npfrl nrnnmpv erlM lri f le- rlto f Speed for il tester hmilg t wheel
PPpinHnn nf rosiinr nt - antral liibura eighteen inches ill diameter the rate of
is 800 revolutions minute
tory will bo of interest I sPeed per
fitted The--e birling testers are tiiven by
Such a laboratory i especially
Steam for ten minutes then topped
for the nurnose beina well lighted
steam heated furnished with ever j J
ity for testing and what is equally im
portant the help do nothing but test
cream are not interrupted to wait upon
customers and neither is tho tempera
opening of an outer dmr tdiniitiug a
rush of cold air the question of proper
temperature is all important in cream
and to eeh tesi hotilo i i i id hot
water in order to brinir ihr nutter fat
into the n ck of tho t st hot Me where
it can ln nietsiirid atur filling with
hut water the but ilea are yii n eond
chilled the whirlingin oider tj bring ul t butter
tureof the room suddenly by
testing when the t st is made if the
temperature is too high that is greatly
above 140 degrees F the butter fat is
Columbian Bifocal Company Temple expanded and the reading of the test
Court Denver Colo Send for booklet will be too high if on the contrary the
temperature is too low that is below 120
degrees the fat contracts and tho read
ing is too lowthe fat separated in a Bab
cock test solidifies at 100 degrees and ic
is impossible to got a correct reading
in uch a case It is ouly in a well
equipped laboratory that the proper
temperature necessary in the testing of
cream can be secured and maintained
The opeiator places a tray of cream
fat to tne top uf tlm I vil i tnun
uhilo he fat in tho le t i itt a is at a
temperature of 140 degrees tiw liimn
of fit in the test neck of tin- nutcle is
measured and the per cent ul fat in the
cream determined Onl in a mperly
equipped laboratory and b siioi meth
ods is it po siblo to secure miiorinl
c rrecL tess of cream Simpas i re ult
not possible to accompli at i iocal
cream receiving station lacking many
a id sometimes all of need 1 facil
ities It is sometimes t1 ease thit a
patron who stlls cream is isiti fied
with the test given him b cienuery
company if so I am auth rized to state
that the laboratory of the dairy depart
ment of the state experiment station at
ltimnln nil fitiio F f I t
samples in a dish of warm water in order
test free of charge sampes of cieam
to secure a proper temperatureaud then t
for residents of the state and anv per-
cately adjusted cream bcalo Taking a
Sun desiring to havo ids cream
can do so by addressing Prof A
L ilacker State Experiment Station
Lincoln Nebraska
S C Bassett Secretary
Nebraska Dairmns A s ciation
Souvenir Postal Cards
The McOook Souvenir Postal Cards
printed by The Tricuke are on sale at
A McMillens
The Ideal Store
The Tribune Office
L W MuUonnells
The Post Office Lobby
Ten different views printed
Other designs are in preparation
Price Two for five cents
The operator then adds to the cream J ream in sealed 10c an 20c bottles
in the test bottle an equal quantity of for sale at Marshs meat market
should be deeply interested in what he has said about soda
crackers because they are the one food with which all of
them are familiar
Uncle Sam has given out figures showing that soda
crackers are richer in nutriment and body building elements
properly proportioned than any food made from flour
This is saying much for common soda crackers and
much more for Uneeda BBSCUlf because they are
soda crackers of the best quality They are baked better
more scientifically They are packed better more cleanly
The damp dust and odor proof package retains all the good
ness and nutriment of the wheat all the freshness of the best
baking all the purity of the cleanest bakeries
Your Uncle Sam has shown what food he thinks best
for his people His people have shown that they think
Uneeda BfsCUat the best of that food nearly
400000000 packages having already been consumed
Uneeda Biscuit
NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY
How Deadeye Bave
Unraveled a Mystery
slcutliliouml of the law Dead
THE
iye Dave paused before the
The sleuth drew his palm across his
dripping brow then in a voice quiver
ing with suppressed emotion he re
marked
Just as I thought Those fellows
are playing whist
With these words he stole away and
was lost in the night Judge
Strenuous Hint
She had been trying to discourage
his attentions for ten long weeks and
still he persisted In calling
Dont you know she yawned wheu
the cuckoo clock announced the hour
of 11 I sometimes wish that I was an
earthquake
An earthquake gasped the star
tled chappy Why should you wish
to bo anything so extraordinary
you
And the next minute he called for his
hat and cane Chicago News
An Eye to the Present
I know the effect of this pink Ink
said the man with the pretty girl at the
table dhote It will make me awfully
sluggish and stupid In the morning It
always does
The pretty girl elevated her eyebrows
a trifle and suppressed an incipient
yawn
Just so it doesnt make you sluggish
and stupid tonight said she wearily
Boston Herald
Exchange of Courtesies
TV
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Mr Uighswell Dashed if I think its
very nice to have to sit beside a basket
of fish
Fishmonger Ah I dessay youd
rather ha ad a gentleman sittin be
side you
Mr flighswell I certainly should
Fishmonger So should I guvnor
London Pick-Me-Up
In n Way
Representative Sulzer of New York
was among those who visited Annapo
lis to witness the reinterment of John
Paul Jones
Do you understand French excit
edly asked one of the captains of a
French warship of Mr Sulzer
Oh yes he answered if it is
spoken In English Washington Post
Reason For It
Why Mr Knox said the landlady
to the new boarder you have let a
piece of butter fall In your coffee
I did It on purpose Mrs Hasher
replied the n b I believe in com
pelling the strong to assist the weak
Chicago News
Bill Paid
How was the operation doctor
A perfect success in every way
Patient getting along nicely I sup
pose
Well as a matter of fact I cant say
he Is He died Princeton Tiger
The Lust Appeal
Cook of cooks before we part
Stay a moment ere you start
Dont you think that It were best
Just to give us one more test
Please consider ere you go c
Cook of cooks we need you so
Stay a week Well let you play
On the piano day by day
Stay a month Well welcome all
Your acquaintances that call
Stay a year or two for oh
Cook of cooks we need you so
Stay Tho parlor well give up
With tho famly you shall sup
Stay and If you chance to find
Anything not to your mind
Tou have but to let us know
Cook of cooks wo need you so
Stay for we have tried a score
And wo cant stand any more
Take oh take the blessed earth
TIs no more than you are worth
Spare this culinary blow
Cook of cooks we need you so
La Toucho Hancock In New York Press
THE CHAMELEON
It Una Two Complete nntl Independ
ent KcrrunN Syntcmn
There are few Instances of double
birth in which two individuals arc
aeavy oaken door at the end of separably joined together but among
tlie dark passage Ills trained ear de
tected strange sounds within
Ah ha he muttered through his
false whiskers Can this be their
stronghold
Glancing swiftly around he stoopeti
and placed his ear to the keyhole The
animals It Is a common occurrence A
case in point is the chameleon long fa
mous for its power of changing color
The nervous centers in one lateral
half of the chameleon go on independ
ently of those in the other Notwith
standing the strictly symmetrical
villains inside were evidently unaware struction of the animal as to its two
of the detectives presence Straining
every nerve to the utmost he heard
the following
Who deals Oh mine Is it Say
wouldnt we a showed em a trick or
two if wed had them spades Well
now jou can gamble Oh ho You
lead hearts eh Well thats mine any-
halves they move quite independently
of one another and convey separate
Impressions to their respective centers
of perception The consequence is that
when the animal is agitated its move-
ments resemble those of two animals I
or rather perhaps two halves of
mals glued together Each half wishes
Low Pardncr you can frog thafn to go its own way and there is no con-
with a ten spotter What Didnt have cordance of action The chameleon
it eh There Ilowd ye like that therefore is the only four legged ver
What A diamond Never let up on tebrate that is unable to swim It be- i
trumps when you ve begun on em I
say Its yours pard Now you
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comes so frightened when dropped into
water that all faculty of concentration
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your rat killing What what Well by fast asleep on one side and wide awake
thunder We lose eh Well we didnt I 0n the other Cautiously approached at
have show at all Not card worth
a
any uigut with a candle so as not to nwnk
mentioning in my hand Rotten Deal eu tlie whole animal at once the eye
em up somebody turned toward the licht wil onon and
begin to move and the corresponding
side to change color whereas the other
side will remain for a longer or shorter
time in a torpid motionless and
changed state with its eye fast shut
Exchange
DIET DELUSIONS
Tliey Conic Down to U From the Old
BurburouH Tribes
Some diet delusions are of most mod
ern date while others are of most re
spectable antiquity Amoig the latter
is that very ancient survival the no
tion that particular foods are good
for particular things or effects
This is an almost direct descendant
of the notion held with greater or less
nmmity by nearly all and
j savage
Because perhaps then I could shake
barbarous tribes that the flesh or
cera of birds and animals possessing
particular qualities will be likely to
j produce tbe same qualities in those
who eat them
Thus Nero used to banquet on night
ingales tongues in the hope of improv
ing his voice and the savage cut out
and devoured the heart of the bear
the liver of the buffalo etc believing
that the strength and courage of these
animals would thereby be transferred
to himself
It is probable that the most grew
some of ancestral rites cannibalism
was largely due to the same belief al
though of course in Neanderthal days
primitive man would have no more
hesitancy about eating his enemy after
be had killed him than he would in de
vouring a bear or a deer
In fact the early converts of the
missionaries in the South Sea islands
referred to their favorite dish as long
pig Every known race has at some
time been cannibal McClures Maga
zine
3iafirynr 31nnlc
Of Magyar art music seems to have
gained the widest admiration and it Is
certain that musical executants of the
first order and in the case of Liszt of
unique grandeur have justified part
of the expectations with which musical
Europe has long looked upon Hungary
Magyar music can be likened to noth
ing more aptly than to the exclusively
Hungarian river Theiss Capricious
and majestic teeming with life and
silting up for miles surrounded by
charming floriture of water lilies and
alder trees and suddenly again by poi
sonous marshes and swamps such is
the Theiss such is Hungarian music
stirring bewildering unspeakably sad
dening inexpressibly exhilarating It
is the music of rhapsodic souls of In
toxication of the battlefield of wild
war dances after the victory But like
the great river it cannot be regulated
Nineteenth Century
SunllRlit For All the Leaves
The telegraph plant of India has a
method all its own for catching the
sunshine Each of its leaves is com
posed of three leaflets The larger ter
minal one erects Itself during the day
and turns sharply down at night while
the other two smaller leaflets move
constantly da and night describing
complete circles with a peculiar jerk
ing motion like the second hand of a
watch Occasionally they rest for a
period and then go on again thus
bringing every part of every leaf to
the full action of the sunlight
Mere Trifle
Folks all well this morning Tom
my asked a frienl of the family
Yesm replied Tommy
I am glad to hear It The last time
I heard from them your papa was suf
fering from rheumatic gout and your
mamma had neuralgia
Oh yes theyve still got em I
thought you meant was any of us
sick
The Gentleman
It is possible for every man to as
sume an elegant manner but the true
gentleman Is natures own nobleman
who never forgets to be polite to ev
ery one and It Is as easy to discern
the assumed from the Innate good
breeding as It Is to distinguish paste
from diamonds Dickens
The Tt
The Soulful Girl What Is the true
test of poetry The Poet Well If one
can get a poem accepted that Is writ
ten on both sides of the paper he may
rest assured that It Is a good thing
Every man Is valued hi this world aB
he shows by his conduct that he wishes
to be valued Bruyere
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mv i - i n BaBtaaBraTTnijw
Why is it that Ayers Hair
Vigor does so many remark
able things Because it is a
nair rood it reeas tne nur I
i puts new lite into it 1 lie Hair
Hair Vigor
cannot keep from growing
And gradually all the dark
rich color of early life comes
back to gray hair
Wlion Urst mivl Ayers Itilr Vlnr my
lialr uis about all tfriy lint now It U u nirr
ricli blHck and a thick as I conlil with
Miis Slhan Kioi KKNftriKN Tiiteuiuliii
Ala
l0 a bottle
All lriiLtts
foi
r e AVKitcn
Lump Matt
lows might s well loosen up and toss is lost and the creature tumbles about I - v TOT
in your hands Weve got the cards- j as if in a state of intoxication 1 Jt 1 aV H R CIM
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FRED R BRUNS
Barber Shop
Bath Booms Rear Citizens bank
C II Boyle C E Eidred Co Atty
BOYLE ELDRED
Attoknbys at Law
Lour Distances Phone 44
Rooms 1 and 7 second lloor
Postoilico Building
McCook Neb
DR H M IRELAND
Osteopathic Physician
Kelley Office Bldg Phono No 13
McCOOK NEB
Consultation free
C L Walker
PAINTING
and
PAPER HANGING
First Door North of Suttons Jewelry Store
McCook Neb
ureal
Lumber and Goal
Center
Home of Quality
and Quantity uhera
sells THE BEST LUM
BER AND COAL
Are you thinking of
building If so it is ten
to one our figures will
please you
M O McCLUEE
Phone No 1 Manager
A CORNER IN FLOUR
Thats the accusation
against us Its part true
and part not true
Its the way Flour
we sell is so excellent the
whole city has got to
using it Because every
body wants our
BEST FLOUR
MADE
doesnt signify we have
cornered the market
One trial will make
you a future customer
Price same as others
McCook Milling Company
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