The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 01, 1906, Image 7

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BO YOU KNOW
That Dr Pierces Pavorlto Prescription la
the only medicine sold through druggists
for womans weaknesses and peculiar ail
ments that does not contain largo quanti
ties of alcohol It is also the only medicine
especially prepared for the cure of tho
delicate diseases peculiar to women the
maker of which is not afraid to take his
patients into ills full confidence by print
ing upon each bottle wrapper all the ingre
dients entering into the medicine Ask
your druggist If this is not true
Favorite- Prescription too is the only
medicine for women all the ingredients
of which have tm unqualified endorse
ment of the leading medical writers of the
several schools of practice recommend
ing them for the cure of the diseases for
which the Prescription is advised
Write to Dr It V Pierce Buffalo N Y
for a free booklet and read the numer
ous extracts from standard medical au
thorities p aising tiie several ingredients
of which Dr Pierces medicines are made
and dont forget that no other medicines
put up for sale through druggists for do
mestic use can show anv such professional
endorsement This of itself is of far
fiCtnore weight and importance than anv
amount of so called testimonials so
conspicuously Haunted before the public
in favor of the alcoholic compounds
The Favorite Prescription cures all
womans peculiar weaknesses and de
raugementsthus banishing the periodical
headaches backaches bearing clown dis
tress tenderness and draging down sen
sations in lower abdomen accompanied
by weakening and di rreeable catarrhal
pelvic drains and kindred symptoms
Dr Pierce and his staff of skilled spe
cialists may bo consulted free by address
ing as above All correspondence is
treated as sacredly confidential By con
sulting in this way the disagreeable
questionings and personal examinations
are avoided
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser contains some very interesting
and valuable chapters on the diseases
peculiar to women It contains over one
thousand pages It is sentpot paid on
receipt of sufficient in one cent stamps to
pay cost of mailing only or 21 cents for
a copy in ilexible paper covers or 31 cents
for a cloth bound copy Address Dr R V
Pierce as above
Dr Pierces Pellets reenlatc and invig
orate stomach liver and bowels One
a laxative two or three cathartic
Write
JAKE BETZ
McCook Neb for terms en
Auctioneering
He will do your work right
J eONN
DENTIST Phone 112
Oflice Rooms 3 aud 5 Walsh BIk McCook
Col A J Driscoll
H H Berry
AUCTIONEERS
Live Stock Sales a Specialty
Thirty j oars experience Write for dates and
Reference Citizens bank of McCook
The Bank of Culbertson McCOOKNEB
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Colic Cholera Diarrhea Remedy
Almost every family has need
of a reliable remedy for colic or
diarrhea at some time during the
year
This remedy is recommended
by dealers who have sold it for
many years and know its value
It has received thousands cf
testimonials from grateful people
It has been prescribed by phy
sicians with the most satisfactory
results
It has often saved life before
medicine could have been sent for
or a physician summened
It only costs a quarter Can
you afford to risk so much for so
little BUY IT NOW
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has a very bad effect on your sys
tem It disorders your stomach
and digestive apparatus taints your
blood and causes constipation with
all its fearful ills
Is a bland tonic liver regulator and
blood purifier
p It gets rid of the poisons caused
by over supply of bile and quickly
cures bilious headaches dizziness
loss of appetite nausea indiges
tion constipation malaria chills
and fever jaundice nervousness
hritabllity melancholia and all
sickness due to disordered liver
It Is not cathartic but a gentle
herbal liver medicine which eases
without Irritating
Price 25c at all Druggists
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rtED ANTS FOR PEPPER
ftierlence of a Couple Tlint Paid
Visit to Guatemala
The Sunday bullfight held In a large
place de toro bull ring outside the
town was the principal amusement
I cannot say much for this sort of
entertainment The so called bulls
were wornout cows which deserved
a better fate than to be goaded into
some sort of fury by the dashing pica
dors who stuck plcndilloes into them
In most cases they had dropped refus
ing to niove and the audience became
furious
At the end the toreador especially
imported for the day came forward to
the presidential box where we were
sitting writes a woman correspondent
of tfie Boudoir in describing a honey
moon in Guatemala and after a florid
speech of which I understood little he
handed me with a profuse bow exe
cuted in true grandee fashion hand on
heart the begored and flower encircled
picadilloes as a memento of the august
occasion To refuse to accept them
would have been the greatest insult
and mj husband was obliged to carry
them home for me much to his dis
gust
Some Spanish ladies asked me after
ward how I felt when the great niata
dore singled me out for this high honor
When I told them that I was rather
annoyed by his drawing the attention
of the crowd to me in this theatrical
fashion they were furious at my un
gratefulness and toid me it would have
been the day of their lives and they
would have had proposals galore
In the course of a scrambling expe
dition into the country over rough
mountain roads we were obliged to
camp out on hard bowlders with only a
mackintosh to keep out the cold Dur
ing the night I was frightened almost
out of my wits I felt a hand tugging
at my hair and calling out to my
husband we saw a big monkey leaning
down from the branches of a tree
above us pulling away at my hair His
horrible claws had gripped such a lot
that when he finally let go after be
ing belabored with the stock of a re
volver he had nearly half of it in his
hand
On arriving at a very rough and
ready inn the landlady set before us
poached eggs swimming in water plen
tifully besprinkled with small red ants
At first I tried to pick out these addi
tions and seeing the woman eying
me furiously I called her and tried to
tell her in my best Spanish that I was
not accustomed to eat ants and that I
wished she had been careful not to let
them drop into the dish
Her indignation was immense With
flashing eyes and gesticulating wildly
she told me in excited language that it
had taken her a long time to catch
those ants and that it was so good
Do try it senora she said and dip
ping her dirty fingers into the bowl
she fished them out and showed me
how much she at all events enjoyed
eating them as a sort of savory to the
eggs and tried to encourage me by her
example
Feeding Oanje Trees
The biggest and best oranges are not
grown on good soil Fruit growers can
improve ou nature when it comes to
feeding a tree If they want to get the
finest fruit they no longer pick out the
rich alluvial soils Very fertile land
produces citrus trees of rank growth
which often bear enormous crops but
the finest and highest priced fruit
grows on nearly sterile soil This
strange state of affairs is thus ex
plained In fertile soils plant food lg
seldom properly balanced neither is it
present in just the right condition for
producing the best fruit For some rea
son too it isnt possible to influence
fruit through the medium of a rich
fertile soil It doesnt seem to be a
good medium for chemical fertilizers
whereas a soil which is almost sterile
makes the right base upon which to
build up Ideal conditions Trees may
be started in it and then fed with just
such chemicals as will produce the
finest quality of fruit
Rapid Writing-
A rapid penman can write thirty
words a minute To do this he must
draw his pen through the space of a
rod sixteen and one half feet In forty
minutes his pen travels a furlong and
in five hours and a third -a full mile
He makes on an average sixteen
curves or turns of the pen for each
word written Writing at the rate of
thirty words per minute he must make
eight curves to each second in an hour
23S0O in five hours 1 14000 and in
300 days working only five hours each
day he makes not less than 43200000
curves and turns of the pen The man
that makes only 1000000 has done
nothing remarkable there are those
that niake four times that number
Here we have in the aggregate a mark
S00 miles long to be traced on paper
by a single writer In a year In mak
ing each letter of the alphabet we
make from three to seven strokes of
the pen on an average three and a
half to four
BaelileH Unfinished Work
Buckles aim was to trace the his
tory of civilization and from an early
age he set himself to that stupendous
undertaking For twenty years he
worked in silence and unknown and
then published three volumes which at
once raised him from obscurity to the
position he deserved But his book
though long was only an introduction
to his great scheme a mere study for
the important picture he had planned
Yet it was all that he was destined to
perform Worn out vy his efforts he
went to the east search of fresh
vigor and passed a iy at Damascus
exclaiming In his last moments of con
sciousness My book my book I
shall never finish my book Macmil
laus Magazine
WON OLYMPIC LAURELS
Martin J Sheridan and IIIh Victory
la Cti nlc Greece
The American athletes proved the
heroes of the Olympic games at Athens
and the splendid showing they made In
the great stadium under the shudotv of
the Acropolis astonished the world
The performance of the Americans
evoked enthusiastic praise from King
George of Greece who was an inter
ested spectator of the events Fre
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most among the athletes from the
United States was Martin 7 Sheridan
of the Irish American Athletic club of
New York who has been called the
best all round athlete the world has
ever seen Sheridan was very popular
with the Greeks even though he beat
them at their own game of throwing
the discus He threw It 13G feet 2
inches while the Greek champion
Georgandas came second with n throw
of 124 feet 9 inches Sheridans feat
broke the worlds record He put the
sixteen pound shot 40 feet 2V inches
Sheridan is wiry and finely built
He stands six feet one inch in his
socks and weighs ISO pounds Is twenty-seven
jears old and came to Amer
ica about eight years ago Recently he
has been employed on the athletic
grounds of the New York park depart
ment
A NIGHT AND DAY BANKER
What the Phrase Banking Hoars
Means to G M Wynkoop
The first all night bank in the world
opened for business in New York city
a few days ago A day and night bank
Is a new departure a breaking from
financial traditions that some depre
cate fearing that it will mean longer
hours and harder work for dwellers in
cities But a large proportion of New
Yorks population work at nicht al
ready and in the district in which the
night and day bank is located Fifth av
enue and Forty fourth street the finan
cial transactions after hours in the
hotels and restaurants have reached a
proportion that compels recognition
The bank is expected to prove a great
convenience to manyin that it will en
able customers to make up their -accounts
at the close of the days busi
ness and then deposit the receipts
Gerardus M Wynkoop vice presi
dent and executive officer of the night
Copyright 100G by Thco C Marceau N Y
GERAUDrS ar WXXKOOP
and day bank was born in 1S67 in a
country homestead at nuntingtou N
Y and it was on a ranch in the west
that he gained the bodily vigor and
mental energy that paved the way to
his success in New Yorks financial dis
trict In 1S93 when he lauded at
Spearfish S D he stepped off the
train with 3 cents in his pocket and
hired as a man of all work at a local
tavern to get a meal and a nights
lodging In 1S9S Mr Wynkoop started
his career In the Wall street district as
a clerk at 5 a week Promotions came
and when the financial Interests con
cerned took up the organization of the
Night and Day bank he was chosen
vice president and executive officer
PODPREYS TANKARD
A Seventeenth Century Relic of the
IluKUb In London
A curious historical relic of London
Is the large tankard of soid silver
by Charles II to Sir Edmund
Berry Godfrey for his valuable services
during the plague and the fire of Lon
don for which he received the honor of
knighthood In 1CJ The tankard
which is of plain silver has a hinged
cover and weighs nearly thirty six
ounces Its front js engraved with the
royal anus and the crest of the recipi
ent together with Inscrptlons In Latin
and engravings of scones connected
with the fire which are still in excel
lent preservation The engraving of
the pesthouse men carrying corpses to
the disjial plague pt and that of the
crowded blocks of houses surmounted
by flames are very quaint and curious
Sir Edmund who was born in 1G21 at
Sellings in Kent was a timber mer
chant possessing wharfs at Dowgate
city and at Charing Cros He prosper
ed becime justice of the peace for
Westminster and member of parlia
ment for Winchilsea In history as no
reader of Macauiay and Green will
need to be told his name is most fa
mous in connection with his mysterious
murder which was popularly attribut
ed to the zeal with which he had devot
ed himself to unraveling the alleged
popish plot His body was found in a
ditch near Trimrose hill face down
ward and penetrated by his own sword
under circumstances which precluded
the Idea of suicide or robbery
The excitement caused by this still
mysterious event is indicated by tho
fact that when the funeral jvoccssion
left the city with great pomp ami
pageant for the burial ground of St
it was preceded
by 70 clergy and followed by upward
Cf 1000 persons of distinction
THE JAW AND THE TEETH
What May Happen if We Continue
Uhiiik Soft Fooils
The teeth are really appendages of
the skin and not of the skeleton as
people generally believe The jaw is
formed in accordance with the neces
sity for providing a hold for the teeth
that is if there were no teeth to come
the jaw would grow differently and
would not have its present shape The
jaw is not an independent part as it
would like to be it has to form itself
to accommodate tenants with which
strictly speaking it has no ties of kin
dred
The use of soft foods decreases the
size of the teeth and they will ulti
mately disappear unless we make
more use of them
As there does not seem to be wny
likelihood of a chance in our habits
we must expect to lose them in course
of time Then the jaw will assume
probably another shape Further the
gums might disappear for there can
be no use for them after the disappear
ance of the teeth
The -loss of the teeth makes the lips
fall in and brings us near to the Punch
form of face We find it impossible to
pronounce sounds such as t d sh ch
The change of face so to say will cer
tainly lead to a modification of the
tongue and this in turn to the inability
to pronounce other sounds
Atonic Dyspepsia
The ultimate cause of atonic dys
pepsia is constitutional depression It
may be due to overwork and especial
ly to prolonged worry Sometimes the
dyspepsia is the first manifestation of
tubercular poisoning Again there
seems to be an inherent failure of the
digestive organs Once established
dyspepsia is in turn the cause of loss
of strength of mental inertia and vis
ceral weakness Some degree of sim
ple anaemia Is almost inevitable The
exciting cause may be an illness of any
kind the excessive use of tea coffee
or other beverages the lack of proper
food some error in habits of eating
Often it is not discoverable
Consolatory
A correspondent of an English paper
tells how some one visited a wild beast
show and saw a countryman come in
bearing unmistakable signs of having
had a glass too much A tiger scratch
ed the back of the hand with which the
man grasped a bar of the cage The
laceration was severe and the pain
was great Tho sufferer danced about
and twirled his shillalah crying Let
him out Let him out till I have me
will av him A companion tried to
soothe the irate dancer with this neat
impromptu Never mind Tat Sure
he only wanted to scrape acquaintance
wid ye
He ICnexr
The first witness called in a petty
lawsuit in Cincinnati was an Irishman
of whose competence as a witness op
posing counsel entertained doubt At
their instance there was put to him be
fore being sworn the usual interroga
tory Do you know the nature of an
oath
A broad grin spread over the face of
the Irishman as he replied
Indade your honor I may say that
it is second nature with me Harpers
Weekly
Variety
She Dont you get tired of this mod
ern life with its heartburnings its
longings its cruel disappointments its
unutterable inadequacy He Oh yes
but always just about that time some
new girl comes nlong Life
Ecr Status
The Captain Thats a handsome wo
man Is she unmarried The Belle
Oh yes Captain Indulges in pleasing
reflections Shes been unmarried sev
eral times London Mail
Glory Is like a circle In the water
which never ceaseth to enlarge itself
till by broad spreading It disprso to
naught Shakespeare
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Babies Childrens Misses and Ladies
Slippers and Oxford Ties
in White Cainao Kid Patent L nthcr Tans in welts band
turned high lmv mid sj ring In el Not the extreme tin or
price but a line carefully selected for stle lit and comfort
Dont forpt that we ulunjs nrrj Hie LOW COMFORT
SHOE for home wan GENTLEMENS LOW UTS
and DANCING PUMPS If ou me a customer of ours
wo will he vhl t iJike care of mr fi otwt ar Niiiling mid
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JS5S proportions of the most durable materials per-
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the best spreading loncest weannir paints ana
have the most brilliant and lasting colors
Send for book and color card free to Pattos
Paint Co Lake Street Milwaukee Wis
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CONGRATULATIONS
to o6 Graduating Class
and we also extend best wishes to our patrons for past favors
Would be pleased to have them call and see our new line of
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you will avoid the nuisance of two
nnirs of frliRKes with tho rnntinual
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out the dividing line which in the
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that formerly answered all purposes
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Do you find your distant vision be
coming slightly dim If so Kryptoks
will remedy the whole trouble and
and never being able to find the miss
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Take no further chances with any
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workmanship or appearance If you
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