The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 14, 1905, Image 7

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Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Has an Unequalled Record of Cures
Mrs Pinkliams Advice Is
Hal Free and always Helpful
I First That almost every operation
in our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect of
such symptoms as backache irregular
and painful menstruation leucorrhcea
displacements of the uterus pain in
the side burning sensation in the stom
ach bearing down pains nervousness
dizziness and sleeplessness
Second The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number of
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
It regulates strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organism as
nothing else can
For thirty years it has been helping
women to be strong curing backache
nervousness kidney troubles all uter
ine and ovarian inflammation weak
ness and displacements regulating
menstruation perfectly and overcom
ing its pains It has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing for childbirth
and the change of life
Third The great volume of unso
licited and grateful testimonials on file
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn
Mass many of which are from time to
timepublished by permission give ab
solute evidence of the value of Lydia
E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound and
Mrs Pinkhams advice
Fourth Every ailing woman in the
United States is asked to accept the
following invitation It is free will
bring you health and may save your
life
Mrs Pinkhams Standing Invitation
to Women Women suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs Pink
ham at Lynn Mass All letters are
received opened read and answered
by women only From symptoms given
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised Out of the vast volume of ex
perience in treating female ills Mrs
Pinkham probably has the very knowl
edge that will help your case Surely
any woman rich or poor is very foolish
if she does not take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance
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EXACT COPY OF WRABHER 1
Hardest Animal to Handle
The elephant is the most treacher
ous moody changeable animal in a
menagerie They are twice as dan
gerous as tigers lions or bears The
men who handle the big cats in their
cages are forced to watch closely and
carefully while they are in the cages
with them but that lasts only a short
time
Insist on Getting It
Some grocers say they dont keep
Defiance Starch This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only 12 oz In a package
which they wont be able to sell first
because Defiance contains 16 oz for
the same money
Do you want 16 oz instead of 12 oz
for same money Then buy Defiance
Starch Requires no cooking
Heat and Cold in Arabia
Arabia has the reputation of being
one of the hottest and unhealthiest
regions on the globe but all northern
Arabia has a winter season with cold
rains and occasional frosts
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Here Is Relief for Women
Mother Gray a nurse in New York dis
co ared a pleasant herb remedy for womens
ills called AUSTRALIAN LEAP It is the
only certain monthly regulator Cures
female weaknesses and Backache Kidney
Bladder and Urinary troubles At all Drug
gists or by mail 50 cts Sample mailed
FREE Address The Mother Gray Co
LeRoy N Y
When a young man asks for the
hand of an heiress he means the one
in which she carries her purse
Fun at the Wedding Trunk Labels
Handbills Just the thine for a eood
send off for bride and groom 100 five
varieties Sent postpaid for 1U0
Western Pub Uo Denison Iowa
For every mean man who dies at
least two more are born
Why It Is the Best
is because made by an entirely differ
ent process Defiance Starch Is un
like any other better and one third
more for 10 cents
Most married men find it easier to
be bossed than to be boss
Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars
now smoke Lewis Single Binder straight
5c cigar The best combination of the best
tobaccos Lewis Factory Peoria 111
In marriage one and one make two
in divorce one and one leave two
Mrs Winslows Soothlntj Syrnp
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
flammation allays pain cures wind colic 23c a bottle
Its a wise proverb that known Its
own father
For Infants and Children
The Kind You Have
Bears the I
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Thirty Years
TUB OEKTAUR SOMPCNY NCW YORK CITY
OCCIDENTAL BUILDING LOAN ASSOCIATION
OF OMAHA NEBRASKA
LOANS ON IMPROVED CITY PROPERTY
We are prepared to make loans on improved real
estate or for the purpose of making improvements
Easy Monthly Payments Liberal Plan
For full particulars address the Association 1523 Douglas St Omaha Neb
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Mueller Pianos
Are 3ent Free
to responsible people on trial If you
dont say they are 10000 better than
any piano you have seen box it up
send it back at our expense
Our Prices Are Way Down
because we have no agents or travelers
Our terms are cash or 2000 down and
500 monthly Write today for cata
log and prices
Address the makers
SCSIMOLLER MUELLER
Established 1S50 OMAHA NEB i
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AN IDEAL COURT PRAYER
Commended by Judge for Brevity and
Common Sense
Prior to the commencement of a
term of court at Manchester N H
several years ago Judge Doe in his
usual brisk way requested the sheriff
to invite some clergymen to make the
customary opening prayer provided
one could be found who would be
brief
The sheriff in his quest to fill the
bill met the Rev Mr Buckley a min
ister who had charge of one of the
city churches The sheriff told him
what was wanted that the prayer must
be short and suggested that the
quicker he could earn the 3 fee al
lowed the more satisfactory would be
his efforts
While demurring to the mercenary
and commercial spirit of the invita
tion Mr Buckley concluded to accept
and immediately repaired to the court
house A brief Introduction to the
judge call of silence by the sheriff
and the ministers dignified form
arose With closed eyes and solemn
visage he slowly and impressively de
livered the following brief prayer
Oh Lord bless this court and
bless these lawyers make them feel
that life is short and time is precious
not to be wasted in empty declama
tion for Christs sake amen
Judge Doe afterward said this
should be adopted as a model prayei
for such an occasion
A SYMBOL OF THE MODERN
Meaning of the Automobiles Seventy
Miles an Hour
The chauffeur is the type the sym
bol of the modern says Century Life
in America The driver In action
leans over the motor bonnet like an
aimed arrow His left hand is on the
steel driving gear his right hand
opens and closes as he feels for the
emergency brake that will save a life
at the next blind corner his feet clad
in buckskin shoes are pliable and
acutely sensitive and play the clutch
as if it were a soft pedal His gog
gles thrown off a steady fusillade oi
sand His slave of the race the me
chanic at his left is feeding oil to the
friction chafed chassis
The machine is throbbing as if it
were a great heart and the pulsations
go through him as part of the system
The wheel tires get egg shaped from
the momentum Chewing dust and
blinking wind he feels the speed gath
ering from all parts from the hub bolt
to the inmost nut of the body like a
rising tide
What wonder that the greatest tri
umph since Goethe was crowned at
Weimer came to Fournier when he
had hurtled through three nations and
rolled into the circus ground of Ber
lin receiving the prize of the emperor
of Germany of the king of the Bel
gians of the grand duke of Luxem
bourg and of the city of Hanover
Judge Kennedys View Confirmed
Judge Kennedy of the Newton po
lice court although a model of cour
tesy on the bench never fails to nail
a lie especially if the falsifier is on
trial for a crime
An old offender was arraigned be
fore him charged with drunkenness
When the complaint had been read
the defendant bravely answered Not
guilty The judge eyeing him sharp
ly inquired How long since you
were drunk The prisoner answered
that he hadnt taken a drink for more
than a year
Thats not true replied his hon
or I saw you drunk within a month
on the street in Boston and you had
the impudence to accost me
Did I spake to you sor asked
the prisoner
You did said the court
Well thin I must have been drunk
Jrer anner
No one in the court room enjoyed
the incident more than the judge
Boston Herald
George HI and the Parrot
The habit acquired by parrots on
board ship of cursing and swearing
and making use of other objectionable
language is a matter of common
knowledge Lord Howe had just re
turned from his great victory and
King George III and his consort
Queen Charlotte honored him with a
visit on board his ship Among oth
er treasures brought home by the ad
miral was a parrot famed for its talk
Ing which was always kept hung ur
in the admirals stateroom Theii
majesties were called on to see the
wonderful bird but unfortunately
Polly who was no respecter of per
sons broke out in a torrent of foul
and obscene language The queen was
hurried out of the cabin whilst Polly
was sent sprawling off her perch by
the admiral
Test For All of Us
I look into my neighbors eyes
And twist a smile thats
Brim
strangelj
Im thinking Would he feel surprise
To know just what I think of him
I gaze into my dear friends face
And with this thought my soul i
stirred
What revolution would take place
Were I to tell her what Ive heard
I stare into my mirror there
With eyes that hunger to be true
And say aloud Would it be fair
To mention all I know of you
New York Times
No Carnage Roads From Ireland
An Irishman was brought before the
lower court on a charge of vagrancy
and was questioned as follows
What business are you in
Sure I am a sailor your honor
You a sailor I question whethei
you have ever been to sea in youi
life
Sure now and does your honoi
think I came over from Ireland in a
carriage He was released
Different Now
The years seemed very long to me
and wife was but a bore all sights
were tiresome to see and I had the
blue galore All jokes were ancient
here below good songs were never
sung but that alas was years ago
when I was very young
Divorce Averages
In countries where divorce laws are
In force Germany shows 165 France
180 Roumania 204 Switzerland
432 and the United States 612 di
vorces for every 10000 marriages
Drummers and Funny Stories
There are 600000 traveling men In
the United States This means says
the St Louis Globe Democrat an out
put of 1800000 new funny stories
each month
Making It Sure Thing
An envelope closed with the white
of an egg can not be opened by the
steam of boiling water as the heat
only adds to its firmness
Any woman will tell you that her
husband isnt the Least Bit Afraid of
Lightning she will also deny that he
is afraid of her
BABYS TERRIBLE SORE
Body Raw With Humor Caused Un
told Agony Doctor Did No Good
Cuticura Cured at Once
My child was a very delicate baby
A terrible sore and humor broke out
on his body looking like raw flesh
and causing the child untold agony
My physician prescribed various rem
edies none of which helped at all I
became discouraged and took the mat
ter Into my own hands and tried Cuti
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
with almost immediate success Be
fore the second week had passed the
soreness was gone not leaving a trace
of anything Mrs Jeannette H Block
281 Rosedale St Rochester N Y
You cannot lead a man with a club
Every housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time because it
never sticks to the iron but because
each package contains 16 oz one full
pound while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in -pound pack
ages and the price is the same 10
cents Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals If your grocer tries to sell you
a 12 oz package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures 16 ozs Demand De
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
ing Defiance never sticks
Vision gives new environment
Complete External and
Internal Treatment
Consisting of warm baths with
lgHf M9
to cleanse the skin of
crusts and scales and
soften the thickened cuti
cle CUTICURA Oint
ment to instantly allay
itching irritation and
inflammation and soothe
and heal and CUTI
CURA Pills to cool and
cleanse the blood
A Single Set costing but One Dollar
is often sufficient to cure the most tortur
ing disfiguring skin scalp and blood
humors eczemas rashes itchings and
irritations with loss of hair from infancy
to age when all else fails
Sold throughout the -world CnUenre Soip 2Sc Oint
ment JOe BejolTent 50c in form of Chocolate Coated
Pilli 25c per tUI of CO Depot London 27 Chtrter
bouse 5q Farii 5 Bne de 1 Plr Bortoa 137 Columbus
Ae Potter Drug Chem Corp Sole Propi
sy Seud for Hew to Cure Torturing DUSraziag
Hnmnrj from Islinc7 to Age
31L SIZES FOR SALE OR REST
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Omaha Nebraska
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Bookof Presenlsii
Follow the Flag
Protect
The Health
of your families bv insisting on
Pure Food When it comes to
Baking Powder it means a savinc
of health and money if you use the
standard article of purity and effi
ciency the wonderful
It V BAKING
POWDER
An absolutely pure baking powder
scientifically combined 25 ounces
for 25 cents Your grocer refunds
your money a you are not sat
isfied Dont accept a substi
Very
Low
Round
Trips
South and Southeast one fare plus
100
Hot Springs Ark daily 52300
St Louis Mo dailv S1SSO
Chautauqua X Y July 2S 3400
Detroit Mien August 13th
and 14th 2150
Pittsburg Pa Aug 17th
and ISth 2525
Richmond Va Sept 8th to
11th inclusive 3375
Philadelphia Pa Sept 14th
to 16th inclusive 3275
Long limits stopovers and other
features offered in connection with
the above rates
All Agents can sell you through
tickets and route you Wabash
All tickets reading over the Wa
bash from Chicago east are op
tional with pasi ensrer via Lake or
Rail either or botli directions
Call at Wabash City oflice 1601
Farnam St or write and let me
give you all information maps de
scriptive matter folders etc
HARRY E MOORES
G A P D Wabash R R Omaha
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eyeusUThompsons Eya Water
j W N U Omaha No 281905
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tute 1 They are impure and a men
ace to health Ask for K C
the standard of quality
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JAQUES MFC CO
Chicago
Say Plainly to Your Grocer
That you want LION COFFEE always and he
being a square man will not try to sell you any
thing else You may not care for our opinion but
What About the United Judgment o Millions
of housekeepers who have used LION COFFEE
for over a quarter of a century
Is there any stronger proof of merit than the
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Confidence ol the People
and ever Increasing popularity
HON COFFEE is carefully se
lected at the plantation shipped
direct to our various factories
where it is skillfully roasted and
carefully packed In sealed pack
agesunlike loose coffee which
is exposed to germs dust in
sects etc LION COFFEEreaches
you as pure and clean as when
ft leit the factory Sold only in
1 lb packages
Lion head on every package
Save these Lion heads for valuable premiums
SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE
WOOLSON SPICE CO Toledo Ohio
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Min9 Mip3 to
mm
are a delight to the refined woman every
where In order to get this result see that
the material is good that it is cut in the
latest fashion and use
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in the laundry All three things are import
ant but the last is absolutely necessary
No matter hov fine tue material or how
daintily made bad starch and poor laundry
work will spoil the effect and ruin the
clothes DEFIANCE STARCH is pure
will not rot the clothes nor cause them to
crack It sells at 10c a sixteen ounce pack
age everywhere Other starches much in
ferior sell at 10c for twelve ounce pack
age Insist on getting DEFIANCE
STARCH and be sure of results
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FOR WOMEN
troubled with ills peculiar to
their eex used as a douche is maryelously soc-
cessiui xuuiuuuiy ieau5es mm disease germs
stops discharges heals inflammation and local
soreness cures leucorrhcea and nasal catarrh
Paitine is in powder form to be dissolved in pore
water and is far more cleansing healing germicidal
and economical than liquid antiseptics for all
TOILET AND WOMENS SPECIAL USES
For sale at druggists 50 cents a box
Trial Box and Book of Instructions Free
Thc R Paxton Company Boston Mass
MOLES and WARTS REMOVED
With AKTI MfiLf Xo pain oronosn or hear
GunA rKEi PEiiMAVivr it GO rx r bottle by
mall 3I11KT Manufacturing1 Co Lincoln eb
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