Official Paper of Redwillow County By F M KIMMELL Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Year in Advance Strictly Personal The Tkibone is prepared to show you a superb lino of samples of 1006 calendars and wo will do the printing right here No need to send away for them Our lino can suit tho most fastidious tnste and tho fullest purse or the simplest desire and most modest means The Tribune has in stock a full line of Cash Register stationery Cash Received on Account Paid Out Charge slips etc Buy your supplies at home and save annoyance of ordering from eastern cities The Tribune keeps in stock notes receipts single and in du plicate one or three to the page legal blanks of all kinds type writer papers etc g ex CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS Catholic Order of services Mass 8 a m Mass and sermon 1000 a m Evening service at 8 oclock Sunday school 230 p m Every Sunday J J Louqhran Pastor Methodist Sunday school at 10 am Preaching at 11 a m Junior League at 3 Epworth League at 7 Prayer meeting Wednesday at 8 Evening sub ject Not Ashamed All are invited M B Carman Pastor Episcopal Services in St Albans church as follows Every Sunday in the month Sunday school at 10 oclock am Morning prayer at 11 a m and evening prayer and sermon at 8 The third Sun day in the month Holy Communion at 730 a m All are welcome E R Earle Rector Congregational Sunday schoolat 10 a m No preaching at 11 a m Y P S C E at 7 Preaching at 8 p m Prayer meeting on Wednesday evening at 8 p m Union services at the M E church in the morning The evening service will be the last of the present pastorate subject Under Gods Care G A Conrad Pastor First Baptist Sunday school at 1Q a m No preaching at 11 a m Junior society at 3 p m B Y P U at 645 p m Preaching at 8 p m Prayer meet ing Wednesday evening at 745 pm No morning service congregations unit ing in the Memorial service Evening subject The Unwelcome Christ All invited A B Carson Pastor The weather Tuesday evening inter ferred somewhat with tho fullest suc cess of the box social of the Baptist young folks in Ganschows hall never theless quite a neat sum was realized on the sale of the boxes ODO NOT BECOME TACKY DO NOT RUST DO NOT WARP and SPLIT LAST THREE TIMES AS LONG AND ALWAYS LOOK NEW painted with SW Screen Door Painl MAIfi IN GREEN and BLACK for Votir Protection we place this label on every package of Scotts Emulsion The man with a fish on Ms back is our trade mark and It Is a guarantee that Scotts Emul sion will do all that Is claimed for it Nothing better for lung throat or bronchial troubles In Infant or adult Scotts Emul sion Is one of the greatest flesh builders known to the medical world Well send you a sample free SCOTT BOWNE 09 Pearl Stroot How York V Heady for Use Yon Can Apply It PUT UP IN 1 1 2 pint plat quart 1 2 gallon and gallon cans CONE BROS Druggists THE OBSERVING ROBIN How Dom the Bird Know Jaai Where to Bore For Grunaf I once observed a robin boring for grubs In a country dooryard It Is a cpmmou enough sight to witness one seize an angleworm and drag it from its burrow In the turf but I am not sure that I ever before saw one drill for grubs and bring the big white mor sel to the surface The robin I am speaking of had a nest of young In a maple near by and she worked the neighborhood very industriously for food She would run along over the short grass after the manner of robins stopping every few feet her form stiff and erect Now and then she would suddenly bend her head toward the ground and bring eye or ear for a mo ment to bear Intently upon it Then she would spring to boring the turf vigorously with her bill changing her attitude at each stroke alert and watchful throwing up the grass roots and little jets of soil stabbing deeper and deeper growing every moment more and more excited till finally a fat grub was seized and brought forth Time after time during several days I saw her mine for grubs In this way and drag them forth How did she know where to drill The insect was In every case an inch below the surface Did she hear it gnawing the roots of the grasses or did she see a movement in the turf beneath which the grub was at work I know not I only know that she struck her game unerringly each time Only twice did I see her make a few thrusts and then desist as if she had been for the moment deceived John Burroughs in Outing COQUELINS REPLY How the French Actor Got Into the Sub Rosa Club One of the most famous of the Quar tier Latin clubs in Paris is the one which Is called the Sub Rosa The elder Coquelin the great actor was present one night at the clubs weekly feast and applied for member ship Isow the only rules of the Sub Rosa men are Think much Write little Be as silent as you can The presiding oilicer with this last rule in mind answered the applicant by plac ing before him a tumbler filled so full of water that another drop would have caused It to run over Coquelin under stood The club membership was ob viously full Over the table was suspended a rose the club emblem While the glass still stood before him Coquelin broke a petal from the -flower and laid it so gently on the water that not a single drop escaped A silent man could join and make no trouble Around the table ran a ripple of smiles and little hand claps and nods of approval and then as if of one accord all began making bread balls Then a cup was passed from hand to hand and each deposited his ballot in it and all were found to be round Not one had been pressed flat In sign of disap proval So Coquelin joined the Sub Rosa club Warwick James Price in Success His Cottage His Castle The right of every Englishman to consider his cottage as his castle was never but once questioned and that was by a London magistrate who was presiding in an action for trespass My client said the barrister in making his plea is a poor man he lives in a hovel and this miserable dwelling is in a forlorn and dilapidated state but still thank God the labor ers cottage however ruinous its plight is still his sanctuary and his castle Yes the winds may enter it and the rains may enter it but the king cannot enter it What Not the reigning king ask ed the joke loving judge Feared the Worst Friday Vizer a familiar negro about town in a certain part of Mississippi had been found dead and being a member of no church or lodge very unusual for a negro there was no one to pray for his soul in the great beyond A few old intimates however carried the body to the cemetery in a rude pine coffin and Bob McRaven one of the number an old befo de wah darky was called upon for a few remarks Bob removed his hat and stepped reverr entiy and sadly toward the open grave and in solemn funereal tones said Friday Vizer you is gone We hopes you is gone whar we spects you aint Lippincotf s Magazine True Greatness True greatness first of all is a thing of the heart It is all alive with robust and generous sympathies It is neither behind its age nor too far before it It is up with its age and ahead of it only just so far as to be able to lead its march It cannot slumber for activity is a necessity of Its existence It is no reservoir but a fountain Roswell D Hitchcock Both Strong For a moment he related I held my breath My she interrupted admiringly how strong you must be He edged away blushed and felt In his vest pocket for a clove Cleveland Leader Disagreeable Economy Husband You are not economical Wife Well if you dont call a woman economical who saves her wedding dress for a possible second marriage Idlike to know what you think econ omy is like San Francisco Bulletin His Iilne of Reasoning What reason does he give for not paying his wife alimony He says that marriage is a lottery and hence alimony is a gambling debt Coiners Weekly SPENDTHRIFT BALZAC Extravagance of the Mnn Who Had a Mountain of Debt With Balzacs rising fame rises the mountain of his debts writes a critic These starting from his two disas trous year of printing and publishing In Paris accumulated until at the top of his literary renown he had to hide from his creditors In a garret under the name of his landlady or his washer woman In 1837 Balzac at that date the best known and the most debated novelist In France owed 1G2000 francs about 32500 Then he must needs buy a cane which was the talk of Paris some gold buttons for a new coat a divine opera glass and a dressing gown beyond words and give a dinner to the dandies of the opera respecting which Rossini said that he had not seen more magnificence when he dined at royal tables Balzac three times a millionaire would still have buried himself in debt for the mental exaltation of his crea tive hours was reproduced when he broke loose from the galley bench He lavished in anticipation the wealth he had dreamed would be his This gone he borrowed anew or devised another of those schemes that were to enrich him beyond the possibilities of litera ture His schemes were essentially a part of Balzac the sovereign uncon querable visionary He would transport oaks from Po land to France nothing like oaks from Poland to make your fortune three times over Behold him again gravely working out his plan to make a corner in all the arts and putting up the Apol lo Belvedere for competition among the nations to act as auctioneer to Eu ropethe child man as his devoted Bister Mme Survllle uspIao call him The CHAINED BOOKS Custom at One Time Extended to Lincolns Inn London When one looks in bookshop windows nowadays and contemplates the be wildering abundance of volumes of al kinds of literature offered at the low price of 150 or less he finds It diffi cult to realize that time was when a Bible cost as much as 10000 in our present money No wonder it was kept chained in churches The Black Books of Lincolns Inn London show that this practice of chaining obtained there There Is an entry during the reign of King James I that decent stooles be provided and that moveable desks be ajso made and chains for the book and a few years later the inn payments Include 20 shillings for twenty dozen of chains and rings for the library and there Is a fresh order made that all considerable bookes be chayned It appears that none of the existing books in the library retain their chaius or any part of them but a considerable number about forty still have riveted to the binding the ring or hasp by which the chain was attached and many more show the mark left by rings now removed The moveable desk and the de cent stoole were essential appurte nances of a chained library of any size Even the zeal of a mediaeval student was not equal to holding a chained folio In the accounts of the Middle Temple chayns for the bokes of the librarle Is a constantly recurring item and a reader in Grays Inn in bequeath ing his library gives 40 shillings to the intent that he the trustee maie by chaynes fasten so many of them in the librarie at Grays Inn as he shall thinko convenyente Mrs Gommldffo We have her with us always Her nose droops her mouth turns down at the corners her complexion is generally sallow her eyes lusterless and when small tribulation or great calamity hap pens to the family she feels it more than the others Wonderful is Dick ens delineation of Mrs Gummldge whom little Davy found such treasure trove for his interested observation who when the chimney smoked or the potatoes failed wept silently because forsooth I feels it more than others She is the girl at school who forever is having her feelings hurt Very sensi tive say her friends very self con scious sniff her critics Philadelphia Telegraph Paris Court Trials The demand for seats at a Paris court trial Is utilized by the poor to turn an honest franc The courtrooms usually admit of but forty visitors other than the regular court officers It is common for a crowd to collect in front of the court many hours before the door is open and wait patiently in line Just before the trial begins when the doors are open these men who have perhaps been standing all night in the rain are glad to sell their places for a few francs Her Conclusion Ive got my opinion of a woman that cant cook growled William De Kikkur glaring at his better half I suppose that if our cook would get married Id starve to death You neednt worry about that Wil liam said Mrs De K gently Our cook has been married once and I dont consider it at all likely that she would care to But herirate spouse had slammed the door behind him Cleveland Leader Hourglass Waists Doctor said a fashionable belle what do you think of tight lacing The doctor solemnly replied Mad am all I can say Is that the more a womans walst Is shaped like an hour glass the sooner will her sands of life run out The head of a theological school once said Ive seen so many fools succeed and so many geniuses come to nothing that I have ceased to prophesy Christian Register The Fourth a McCook Instructions for Organizing The Fourth of July committeo on attendance hereby offers the follow ing cash prizes Largest delegation from any country school district 15 00 Second largest delegation from any country school dist 8 00 Third largest delegation from any country school district 5 00 Largest single load of people from country G 00 Second largest single load of people from country 4 00 Third largest single load of people from country 2 00 Largest family attending in a body 3 00 Second largest family attending in a body 2 00 Third largest family attending in body 1 00 The committee suggests an inamediate organization in every school district within reach of McCook Call a meeting at the school house appoint a captain and several lieutonants to canvas the school district and enroll the delegates at once Set an hour for assembling at school house on morning of the 4th Start early enough to reach tho court house in McCook between nine oclock and twelve noon central time The judges will be there and count up the delegations as they arrive and tho prizes will be paid in cash money by 1230 oclock Tho number of vehicles do termines the size of the delegation The captain must bo mounted and wear a sash of red white and blue over his shoulder and present his dele gation before the judges ready for counting by handing to them a card containing tho count the number of the district and his own name The prizes will bo paid over to the captains in each case If any delegation contains wagons or families contesting for the other prizes the captain will notify judges For further information write or call on the committeo who will do all they can to assist W T COLEMAN Commitfcee G E THOMPSON J IKDIAN0LA Mrs A N Lee is visiting in Hastings W P Elmer is quite sich with rheu matism Norman Baker is confined to his home by sickness 71 fNewton West of Frontier county was in the city Friday Miss Sarah Jenson went to Cambridge for a visit last Sunday Telephone news reports four inch rain at Havana last Monday W G Shepherd of Cambridge was in town a few days this week Esben Day is building a residence in the southwest part of town Mr and Mrs George Henderson visit ed home folks last Sunday Mr Simms of Laurel Dell was in In dianola Friday on business Mr Parker of the depot force went to Brush Colo Friday of last week S F Phillips has erected a new porch on the north side of his dwelling Mamie Mann and Bertha Walker were in McCook visiting last Saturday Miss Dolly Hayden of McCook visited her brother Luke Hayden this week MrsNelson and daughter Marie of Curtis are visiting Agent Lawritson and family Mr and Mrs McCallum left for Okla homa last week where they will visit for awhile Mrs Reynolds and Henry leftTuesday evening for Illinois where they go to visit relatives John Russell has resumed work on his oil well He is down 400 feet and is still courageous J Bernard Hillers started fcvCalifornia via Portland Oregan Tuesday evening Ho will be away some time There was a party at J Rozells Fri day night The voung folks went in a hayrack and report a merry time A P Day sold the remainder of his farm 480 acres recently to Marion Walters of Lebanon consideration S7500 F B Duckworth has moved his barn to the northeast corner of his lot where itwill occupy more congenial quarters Mrs Calvin has rented the Harrison Harrison building and is having it repaired and fitted up to be used as a studio of music Frank Dempster and Arthur Long of Republican City arrived in town Sunday evening and will visit with Tim Haleys folks for awhile Rev Wilson Jacob Randel Katie Longnecker Mrs Lee and Mrs J J Wilson attended the ministerial associa tion in Edison last week School will be outnextFriday There will be some kind of exercises in the evening in which the juvenile portion of the school will participate Mrs Jewell living near Center Point was rendered unconscious by a shock from lightning during the storm of Tues day evening She will recover Word was received here last Wednes day that Milton Strokey who had gone east with his parents was dead The body will be brought to this place for burial Mrs Simmons in company with her daughter and little granddaughter of Beaver City came in on No 5 Sunday evening for a few days visit with her son Babe who is telegraph operator at this place The city council has been ordered to convene and forthwith recall revoke and cancel the license heretofore grant ed to A L Haley to sell malt and intox icating liquors Also to set a day for hearing upon remonstrance filed with the city We take pride in getting your shoe repairing done promptly and at reason able prices The Bee Hive This has been a cold backward and deadly spring for the chicken crop ac cording to all reports RURAL FREE DELIVERY ROUTE NO 1 Luther Fitch is visiting his brother W S Fitch on tho South Side J H Brittain left for South Omaha Monday night with W N Rogers to assist him in the big sale May 25th and 26th W N Rogers took a fine lot of White Faces in to South Omaha Monday night for offering in the big joint sale May 25th and 2Gth A W Wilson who bought the G W Dillon place on tho south side is mak ing repairs to the property putting a brick foundation under tho house etc Work has been inaugurated on the new Pickens school house It will bo the first cement block school building in Red Willow county or in the South westernNebraska for all of that John Brittain has suddenly jumped into fame as a great bear hunter If ho had been with Teddies party in the recent bear hunt Teddio wouldnt have been in it a little bit John and Walter Rogers have been for some time accu mulating an arsenal and other equip ment for a big hunt up in Washington in the fall This week John thought he saw a bear out in his neighborhood and securing his father as a body guard they both sallied forth with their Win chesters The bear proved to be a big hairy dog and John tried his luck at it several times without raising a hair Now Walter thinks they ought to add several responsible elm clubs to their kit The farm mortgage though some times a necessary evil and often a de cided advantage is not often spoken of in justification but a writer in this weeks Towa Homestead L Lowe de clares that tiling wet sloughs is a sufli cient excuse to mortgage the farm if the money can not be raised in any other way Mr Lowe who has had extensive experience in tiling lands calls atten tion to the fact that sloughs are the only really cheap lands we have left in the thickly settled portions of the corn belt He undertakes to tell how tile should be selected how it should be laid so as to secure the best results proper location for draining of wet sloughs and a multitude of other de tails important to the practical agricul turist The subject of tile drainage is always timeh when the ground is not frozen and the farmer who gets a week ahead with his work can put in the time in laying drains The Homestead is performing a valuable service by pub lishing such articles It already has a large circulation in Red Willow county but we are always glad to take addition al subscriptions at this office SHERIFFS SALE By virtue of an order of sale issned from tho district court of Red Willow county Nebraska under a decreo in an action wherein Otto Hopt is plaintiff and Catharine Reynolds is defend ant to me directed and delivered I shall offer at public sale and sell to tho highest bidder for cash at the east door of the court house in Mc Cook Red Willow county Nebraskaon the 26th day of Juno 1905 at the hour of one oclock p m the following described real estate to wif The south east quarter of section twenty three township three north range twenty six west of the sixth principal meridian in Red Willow county Nebraska Dated this 25th day of May 1005 A C Ceabteee Sheriff Boyle t Eldred attorneys LEGAL NOTICE In the county court of Red Willow county Nebraska In the matter of the estate of John H Ludwick deceased Notice of hearing of final report and on petition for distribution of residue of estate and discharge State of Ne braska Red Willow county ss To all persons interested in said estate You are hereby noti fied that on the 16th day of May 1905 James fcarl Ludwick administrator of tho estate of John H Ludwick deceased filed in said court his final account as said administrator and that said final account will bo heard on tho 12th day of June 1905 at tho hour of ten oclock a m at the county court room in the city of McCook in said county and you are hereby cited to appear at tho time and place above designated and show cause if such exists why said account should not bo allowed You are further notified that said administrator lino filed his petition in said court tho object and prayer of which are that a decree of distribu tion m ay be made of the residue of said estate now in his possession to the parties entitled by law to receive the same and that he be dis charged as administrator and that tho said petition will be heard at the time and placo above mentioned- It is ordered that a copy of this notice bo published once each week for three successive weeks in Tho McCook Tribune a newspaper printed and published in said connty Sated this 16th day of May 1905 seal Frank Moobe County Judge TRY W C Ballarfl Coal Wood Building Material of all Kinds Screen Doors and Windows Phone Number One A Sound Argument The one that blows without any thing to blow about wastes time and energy Tho excellence of our goods andjdelivery service warrant us for blowing Always tho best always the greatest variety always the highest quality DAVID MAGNER Phone 14 Fresh and Salt Meats Fan Insnrance AT COST Now is the time to insuro your stock and buildings against lightning torna does and fire Write or phone me and I will call and fix you out JW BURTLESS Phone J135 McCook Neb fBi Kr Hi Hi m Hi He Hi He Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi onse Cleaning Hi Beginning with May Hi CARL WlLKINS Water Proof Varnishing SSgSSl Wn - - - ISt I l vs Hi He Hi Hi He Hi Hi He will be in McCook and open f to all calls to do house clean ing Leave orders at The Tribune office or drop a Hi card in the postoffice Hi Terms 20 cents an hour Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi He He Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi -Hi Hi Hi rSgig g Mike Walsh DEALER IN POULTRY and EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash Block West of Citizens Bank McCook - Nebraska CHICHESTERS ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS Co sSrcifgrLitaButite metallic boxw SLo no ottter Rpfi j om nobon AMe tutlonand Imitation or sendee in ips foiS Particular- Keller Tor Ladles monlala and le1 br return Mall AVUW fc ffPf an Druggists Sold 07 S3 OHESIIOAI CO 210O 3XadUon Square IA 2f atl9n UU tfto is f