The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 18, 1904, Image 3

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The Wabash is the Only Line Landing
You at the Worlds Fair
Rround trip rates from Omaha are
ns follows 850 sold daily except
Friday and Saturday good 7 days
513S0 sold daily good 15 days The
Wabash is the only line that lands
passengers at the main entrance of the
Worlds Fair grounds Also the only
line that can check your baggage to
the Worlds Fair station Think what
a saving of time annoyance and ex
tra car fare
All agent3 can sell you through
ticket and route you over the Wabash
Very low rates to many points South
Southeast For beautiful Worlds Fair
folder anu all information call at 1601
Farnam St or address Harry E
Jloores Gen Agt Pass Dept Wab
It It Omaha Neb
The man who starts out to look for
trouble doesnt have to go far until he
has it thrust upon him
IMPERIAL HERNIA CURE
Dr O S Wood cures Rupture by
a new process in a few weeks with
out loss of time or inconvenience
Rectal diseases cured without the
knife Send for circular O S Wood
M D 521 N Y Life Bldg Omaha
Rusty pipes do not enrich the water
of life
Tf you dont get the biggest and best
its your own fault Defiance Starch
Is for sale everywhere and there is
positively nothing to equal it in qual
ity or quantity
A crusty tongue seldom has a
chance to get rusty
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Korean Good Burden Bearer
The Korean coolie is as lazy as the
Chinese is industrious He can squat
all day on his heels and smoke his
pipe between intervals of sleep and
ask but little more of Heaven than his
daily pap as his dish of rice is
called and an industrious wife at
home But as burden bearer he rivals
the Chinese With a sort of forked
stick with pegs fitted to his back he
carries 400 pounds easily
100 Reward 100
The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there Is at least one drended dlseafe that science
has been able to cure in all Its stages and that Is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity Catarrh
benK a constitutional disease requires a constitu
tional treatment Halls Cutarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease and giving the patient
fctrenjrth by building up the constitution and
nature in doing its work The proprietors have
bo much faith In lt3 curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls to
cure Seud for list of testimonials
Address F J CHENEY CO Toledo O
Sold by all Drupelets 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Cavalry of the west coast of Mada
gascar ride oxen
FOR SALE
Horses Mules Harness One and
Two Horse Baggage Wagons Lan
daus Berlins Hansom and Four Wheel
Cabs Victorias Ten Seated Passenger
Coaches at reasonable prices for
cash This is surplus equipment pur
chased on account of the Worlds Fair
Address D Jamison Superintendent
Passenger and Baggage Department
St Louis Transfer Company Broad
way and Spruce street St Louis Mo
Nature may make some fools but
all the fops make themselves
Lewis Single Binder straight 5c
cigar The highest price 5c cigar to the
dealer and the highest quality for the
smoker Lewis Factory Peoria 111
All men are good good for some
thing or good for nothing
Mrs T H Giles Everett Ia Suffered
years with Uidnev and gravel trouble Cured by Dr
Day Id Kennedys Favorite Remedy Kondout J Y tlOO
The church service that does not
stretch out on to the street only
serves the devil
I am sure Pisos Cure lor Consumption saved
my life three years ago Miis Tnos Kobbins
Maple Street Norwich N Y Feb 17 1000
Many would rather be in sin than
out of stvle
Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity together with the superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any othei
brand
A young man seldom burns his can
dle at both ends if he has to pay cash
for the candle
Mrs Wlnalows Soothing Sjrrnp
For children teethlnu softens the gums reduces h
QmmmaUon allay s pain euros wind collu 25c a bottlo
Protect Babies From Evil Spirits
The babies in West Africa are con
sidered to be free from the attentions
of evil spirits for the first seven days
of their lives On the seventh day
however a large family feast is held
during which care must be taken to
throw plenty of the good things out
side the house in order to propitiate
the evil powers
Value of the Spruce Tree
Were it not for the fact that the
finest of wood pulp can be made from
spruce logs white paper would cost
so much that newspapers and maga
zines and books would be much high
er in price and their circulation cor
respondingly restricted Even the
malls would be lighter by far but for
the spruce tree
BEGGS CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds
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Salesman Had Broad Definition of the
Word Voluntary
Some men dont always understand
what another means by the language
Ue uses said William F King of the
Merchants association the other day
in talking of the difficulties that sales
men sometimes have to contend with
Now there is one of our salesmen
whom I overheard the other day boast
ing that a Western buyer who is cele
brated wherever salesmen congregate
as a hard man to do business with
had come into the store voluntarily
and bought a large bill of goods As
soon as the other man had gone I
asked our man if he really meant that
the buyer had come in voluntarily
Sure he did was the reply I got
How do you account for it I
asked
Oh well said the salesman its
simple enough The day he arrived
In town I sent him a special delivery
letter at his hotel and followed it up
in the afternoon with a call at which
I showed him a couple of samples The
next day I met him as he was going
to lunch and blew nim off to the best
meal he ever ate That night I took
him to the theater and the next morn
ing met him at his hotel before break
fast Of course I never let a chance
slip to talk up our goods and this
morning he just walked into the store
and bought the biggest bill we ever
got out of him
Well said Mr King that was
what the man called coming in vol
untarily and he meant it Of course
he didnt have to hit him over the
head with a club and drag him in
Every man is entitled to his own defi
nitions New York Times
CATS GREAT WALKING FEAT
It Tramped Eighty Five Miles to Re
gain Its Home
What is probably another record
has been created this time by a cat
which has walked from London to
Overslade near Rugby a distance of
eighty five miles says the London
Mail
Jimmy as the tramp is called
belongs to Mrs Mark Robinson of 9
Belsize grove Hempstead and is just
an ordinary medium sized blacK cat
Although 7 years old Jummy had
never before displayed any marked
nomadic tendency its previous ram
blings having always been confined to
the neighborhood of its home
About the beginning of June Mr
Robinson brought the cat to Hamp
stead from Overslade and it was at
once apparent that Jummy like the
Rev Mr Spalding didnt like London
The climax came when some furniture
was moved into the house This was
too much and Jummy took h3 de
parture
Nothing more was heard cf it until
about a fortnight ago when news
came from Overslade that Jummy
had returned its coat a trifle rough
its limbs a trifle thinner but Jummy
nevertheless
As the cat was brought to London
in a closed basket its achievement in
walking back is really remarkable
Jummy has a rival in the walking
craze for a cat belonging to a friend
of Mr Robinson walked from Rugby
to Leamington and wras seen wander
ing about the empty house there
which its owner had left It has since
returned to Rugby having taken three
months for the double journey
WILL COME BACK FOR CUP
FreKch Rider Determined to Win
Automobile Trophy
Aibert Clement the French rider
who participated in the Vanderbilt
automobile cup race has sailed for
Parts A few days after hn arrival
there he will enter upon thiee years
of military duty While in tha French
army he will act as special automo
bile driver to the general in chief
drivvig him on all militorj inspec
tions army maneuvers etc During
these three years he is in the army
young Clement will be allowed to in
dulge in automobile racing to his
hearts content He will be allowed
time to prepare his machine for any
race he may enter in short II s army
service will in no way interfere with
his racing He has definitoy an
nounced that he will como over and
drive in next years Vanderb It cup
race and in his broken Englis add
ed Next time I get it
The Garden
Under the gloom of the shivering pines
That whisper when it vbiows
Behind the creeper covered wall
Is a garden that always grows
Tn summer and in springtime
And when the winter snows
Bend the dark branches to the ground
The garden always grows
The hand of man has made it
The white stones stand in rows
The tears of the world have watered it
And the garden always grov
There are many gardens like t
Their number no man knows
Each day till the world Is endei
This garden always grows
Lorimer Stoddard
Preference for Bullfighting
The Boston Record notes that once
In a while one of the Sunday exhort
ers on the common startles the crowd
with his hits A well known old spell
binder was comparing the vices and
amusements of various countries and
the relation between the two In
particular he described bullfighting
in Spain and pugilism in this coun
try And I dont know but what
bullfighting isthe better he roared
God Almighty made the bulls for
beef Eut when you kill a pugilist
what use is he to anybody
Real Thing
Little Willie Say pa what is an
instrument of torture f
Pa Trie piano in the flat upstairs
my son
Ivy In the House
A small country hostelry near Eos
ton in Lincolnshire Eng can show
a curious sight The exterior of the
house is covered with ivy This has
found it sway through the bricks and
invaded the interior of the taproom
The proprietress has now trained the
ivy so that it has spread all round
the room and the unusual sight can
be witnessed of ivy growing inside a
room
A Real icer
A man in Missouri who swallowed
a 3 cent piece back in the days when
silver coins of that denomination were
sometimes seen has just coughed it
up We all of us have had experi
ence with individuals wlio required a
very long time to cough up very small
amounts Boston Transcript
Dancers Wonderful Endurance
In a dancing tournament at Paris
M Vincent and Mile Scherin succeed
ed in waltzing for six hours and three
quarters without a moments rest
while a Berlin man waltzed for six
teen consecutive hours from 9 a m
to 1 oclock the next morning
Railways Own Staircases
In London the stairways and eleva
tors used for access or egress trom
the stations of the underground
do not occupy any part of the
streets The railway companies had to
ouy space in a block where they
wanted a station
Plaint of Grave Digger
Well John asked an acquaint
ance of an old time grave digger
hows trade with you Bad man
was the reply very bad indeed I
have na buried a leavin soul foi a
month1
Sanitary Certificates
The public health department of the
city of London issues certificates to
restaurants and bakeries which have
been inspected and found in good san
itary condition
Wedding Sweets in Holland
In place of wedding cake in Holland
wedding sweets are given bruid
zuikers they are called They are
handed round by children and are
served in flower trimmed baskets
Womans Charms Not Lasting
The abundant smooth black tresses
3f the Japanese woman may be said
to form her chief beauty Unfortu
nately however her hair invariably
thins after 30
Progress in Cabui
The progressive policy of the ameer
ncludes the appointment of women
ioctors at Cabul and the use of elec
tric power in his gun factory
London Kept Weil Washed
Last year upward of 42000000 gal
ons of water were used in washing
he streets and courts in the city cf
London
Living is High in Spain
The cost of living has doubled in
Spain in the last few years and emi
gration is increasing rapidly
Better Late Than Never
After kissing a pretty girl for the
first time a young man always re
grets the opportunities he has wasted
Many a man who wouldnt even
think of making a wife of his cook
has no scruples about making a cook
of his wife
ANOTHER LIFE SAVED
Mrs G W Fooks of Salisbury Md
wife of G W Fooks Sheriff of Wico
mico County
says I suf
fered with kid
ney complaint
for eight years
It came on me
gradually I
felt tired and
w e a k was
short of breath
and was trou
b 1 e d with
bloating after
eating and my
limbs were badly swollen One doctor
told me it would finally turn to
Brights disease I was laid up at
one time for three weeks I had not
taKen Doans Kidney Pills more than
three days when the distressing ach
ing across my back disappeared and
I was soon entirely cured
For sale by all dealers Price 50
cents Foster Milburn Co BuffaloNY
It is better to be envied than edu
cated
Kabo Corsets Get Grand Prize
St Louis Oct 16 It has been an
nounced that Kabo Corsets made by
the Kabo Corset Co Chicago have
been given the Grand Prize and high
est award by the board of judges at
the Louisiana Purchase Exposition
Faith creates the future
MEXICAN
is a positive cure for Piles
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The man who is always talking
about himself as a poor worm of the
dust is not likely to have a great deal
of power to lift the world Chicago
Tribune
Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of De
fiance Starch is fast talcing place of
all other brands Others say they can
not sell any other starch
But fewr men would strive to achieve
fame if it wasnt for the sake of pleas-
ing some woman
Dont you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior to
any other it put up 16 ounces in pack
ages and sells at same price as 12
ounce packages of other kinds
A mans failure to accumulate a for
tune is seldom due to his liberality
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Blanchard of Nashville Tenn tells how
she was cured of backache dizziness pain
ful and irregular periods by the use of
Lydia E Pnikhams Vegetable Compound
Deak Mrs Pinkitam Gratitude compels me to ackno wleflge the
great merit of your Vegetable Compound 1 have suffered for four years
-with irregular and painful menstruation also dizziness pains in the back
and lower limbs and dtful sleep I dreaded the time to come which
would only mean suffering to me
Better health is all I wani d and cure if possible Lydia E Pint
hams Vegetable Compo id brought mo health and happiness in a
few short months I feel like another person now JJy aches and pains
have left me Life seems new and sweet to me and everything seem3
pleasant and easy
Sbx bottles brought mo health and was worth more than month3
under tne doctors care which really did not benefit mc at all I am sat
isfied there is no medicine so good for sick women a3 your Vegetable
Compound and I advocate it to my lady friends in need of medical
help Mits B A JBiluchaed 422 Eroad St Kashville Tenn
When vromen are troubled with irregular suppressed or painful menstms
tion weakness leucorrhcea displacement or ulceration of the womb that
bcarmgr down feeling inflammation of the ovaries backache bloating or
flatulence general debility indigestion and nervous prostration or are beset
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sitiidt excitability irritability nervousness
bleeplessness melancholy all gone aniJ
want-to-be-left-alone feelings blues ana
hopelessness they should remember there is om
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Vegetable Compound at once removes such
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A Severe Case of Womb Trouble Cured
in Philadelphia
Dear Mks PrxsirAM I have fcen
cured of severe female troubles ly
the use of Lydia IS Pinkkams
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nearly ready to ffive up but seeing
your advertisement I purchased one bottle
of vour inedicinf and it did roc n mm li
good that I purchased another and the result was so satisfactory that I
bought sis more bottles and am now feeling like a new woman I shall
never be without it I hope that my testimonial will convince womt n
that your Vegetable Compound is the greatest medicine in the woi Id
for falling of the womb or any other female complaints Mks Mai
Cody 2660 Birch St Philadelphia Pa
Keniember every -woman is cordially invited to tvrite to Mr
Jpinkham if there is anything- about her symwtoTns she does net
mriaerstand Her address is Lynn Mass her advice is Ireo and
Cheerfully given to every ailing- woman who asks for iK
We would teach tho My
who buys
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Starch is an extraction
cf wheat uxed to stif
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