The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 08, 1904, Image 3

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Hate In Elevators
Men in New York are not called
cads bad mannered nor horrid
things If they do not remove their
hats when riding In elevator cars with
women The question of removing
the hat has been settled there for
good In ofllce buildings stores and
other public places men do not re
move thoLr hats as a rule Once in
awhile a man does but he has all the
earmarks of being from some other
city than the metropolis In elevator
cars or hotels if a man removes his
hat when women are present he
doesnt do it because it is the custom
Women of Now York do not expect
men to remove their hats because oi
their presence any more than it would
be expected pf them In street cars
Depews Parting of the Ways
Senator Depow states that when ho
vas 20 years old he was elected sec
rotary of state after he had served
in the assembly and that he was of
fered the position of minister to Japan
with a salary of 9000 a year and an
equal amount to fit him out but he
realized that it was the parting of the
ways for him and he accepted a sal
ary of 2000 a year from Mr Vander
hilt as attorney for the Harlem rail
read
It Pays to Read Newspapers
Cox Wis July 4 Frank M Rus
sell of this place had Kidney Disease
so bad that he cpuld nut walk He
tried Doctors treatment and many dif
ferent remedies but was getting
worse He was very low
He read in a newspaper how Dodds
Kidney Pills were curing cases of
Kidney Trouble Brights Disease and
Rheumatism and thought he would
try them He took two boxes and now
he is quite well He says
I can now work all day and not
fee tired Before using Dodds Kid
ney Pills I couldnt walk across the
floor
Mr Russells is the most wonderful
case ever known in Chippewa Coun
ty This new remedy Dodds Kidney
Pills is making some miraculous
cures in Wisconsin
The most precious necklace a wom
an can wear is made of the two arms
of her child meeting behind her shoul
ders
Pisos Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds JJ W Saiicei
Ocean Grove N J Feb 17 1900
Always tell the girl you love that
you love hqr in the same old way and
in the same words Thatys the one
occasion where originality and conse
quent variety would be extremely ill
advised
FREE TO TWENTY FIVE LADIES
The Defiance Starch Co will give
25 ladies a round trp ticket to the St
Louis exposition ro five ladies in
each of the following states Illinois
Iowa Nebraska Kansas and Missou
ri who will send in the largest number
of trade marks cut from a 10 ceut 16
ounce package of Defiance cold water
laundry starch This means from your
own home anywhere in the above
named states These trade marks must
be mailed to and received by the De
fiance Starch Co Omaha Neb before
September 1st 1904 October and No
vember will be the best months to
visit the exposition Remember that
Defiance is the only starch put up 16
oz a full pound to the package
You get one third more starch for the
rame money than of any other kind
and Defiance never sticks to the iron
The tickets to the exposition will be
sent by registered mail September 5th
Starch for sale by all dealers
I have been told that every crime
carries with it its penalty True And
not infrequently it carries that pen
alty out of the reach of justice
Do You Want the Lowest Rates
either one wayor round trip excursion
to any point east of Chicago or St
Louis Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany 555 Railway Exchange Chicago
for complete information Three fast
trains daily from Chicago and St
Louis through to New York Boston
Buffalo Pittsburgh and other eastern
points Step over without charge at
Niagara Falls Cambridge Springs and
Beautiful Chautauqua Lake
In their secret hearts the most of
men seldom forgive their fellow man
a failure and never forgive him a suc
cess
Try One Package
If Defiance Starch does not please
you return it to your dealer If i
does you get one third more for the
same money It will give you satis
faction and will not stick to the iron
True friendship can afford true
knowledge It does not depend on
darkness and ignorance
World- Fair Accommodations
Reliable and reasonable accommodations ad
joins Worlds Fair grounds on the south side
with private Rate direct from Union Station by
Market street car Write for reservations
Grand View Fraternal Hotel St Louis Mo
The surest way to make ourselves
agreeable to pthers rs oy seeming to
think them so If we appear fully
sensible to their good qualities they
will not complain of the want of them
in us
Even the biind man can find his
way through an open door
A man cannot make much headway
if his cranium is swollen
If a friend pulls his watch on your
funny story cut it snort
II fowls roll in the dust or sand
rain is near at hand
Does smoke come out of a fireless
chimney- v
t
Birds an fowls oiling feathers Indi
cate rai
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REMEDIES OF INDIAN DOCTORS
Strenuous- Enough to Discourage
Shamming Sickness
R L Jones of Ontario Can told
Df some of his experiences while tarv
sllng on a recent trip in India
I was sick a few days after I ar
rived In India and I immediately ap
plied for medical assistance It
hanced that no civilized t physicians
was to be had in the neighborhood so
called for a native doctor
An American friend who was trav
eling with me but who was familiar
with the customs of the country said
Very well Ill take you to a doctor
He then took me a few hundred
yards from the hut where
we were at the time and then when 1
saw the native doctor administering
some of his medicines I at once lost
all signs of illness and felt as fine
as a 2-year-old
One of their favorite ways of treat
ing jn India is to raise blisters all over
the body This is accomplished by the
application of a red hot iron The blis
ter is then dressed with cayenne pep
per
Gunpowder pills also arc a favpr
Ite medicine In that part of the world
Twelve of them are given for a dose
A minute later a coal applied to a
slow match leading down the throat
Is inserted A movement among the
particles then takes place which either
eradicates the disease or the patient
most commonly the latter
Mr Jones stands sponsor for all this
and vouches for its verity Louisville
Herald
WHAT A HAGIOSCOPE IS
Term Used by Englishman Puzzled
Visiting American
In spite of the close blood relation
ship said an American who had vis
ited England we are frequently re
minded in England that we are for
eigners It crops up often in the or
dinary conversation
An English friend whose guest I
cvas took me around to see his native
village We entered the church
Whereabouts is your pew I
asked
We sit over there by the hagio
scope he answered as though a ha
gioscope were some common object
ike a table or a candlestick My
friend noticed the blamkness of my
face so he repeated
Over ther just below the hagio
pcope
Would 3ou mind telling me what
sort of an instrument it is that you
call a hagioscope I asked meekly
The Englishman looked hurt but
with a sigh he explained
We have them in nearly all the
old country churches Do you see
that small glass window through the
wall beside the altar That was made
at the time when lepers were at large
They were of course not allowed in
side so they stood outside and saw
and heard the services through that
hole which is called the squint win
dow but more often the hagioscope
Happiness Merely Comparative
Happiness like beauty is merely
comparative If all women had flat
noses like those of the belles ol
Africa we should find some flat noses
extremely beautiful and other fiat
aoses not at all presentable A lone
widow with three children and one
small bed required her oldest boy tc
sleep on a pile of straw- in the corner
One bitter night the howling wind
coming through the cracks kept blow
ing the straw away The little fellow
shivered until blue in the face His
hands were nearly frozen trying to
hold the straw in place Finally the
mother rose and completely covering
her son with straw laid upon it an
old door which had been leaning
against the outer wall ihe wind
then blue in vain and a happy voice
came from the corner Mama it
aint every boy thats got a door
Bit of Advice to Women
Dont pick out a man for a husband
simply because you love him The
most important thing is whether he
loves you A woman who loves her
husband better than he does her is a
doormat on which he treads If he
loves her better than she does him he
looks up to her as a goddess and
spends his life trying to win her
favor
A too adoring wife bores a man with
her affection but no woman ever had
and the more affection the man lav
ishes upon her the stronger the claim
snough love given her to satisfy her
he establishes After marriage a thou
sand things draw a womans heart to
her husband a thousand things
estrange him from her Womans
World
A Glorious Mansion
I praised the earth Sn beauty seen
With garlands gay of various green
I praised the seas whose ample field
Shone glorious as a silver shield
And earth and ocean seemed to say
Our beauties are but for a day
I praised the sun whose chariot rolled
On wheels of amber and of gold
I praised the moon whose softer eye
Gleamed sweetly through the summei
sic j
And moon and sun in answer said
Our days of light are numbered
O God O Good beyond compare
If thus Thy meanor works are fair
If thus Thy bounties gild the span
Of ruined earth and sinful man
How trlorious must the mansion be
Where Thy redeemed shall dwell witf
Thee
Reginald Heber
Singers Two Mementoes
Mme Marie Roze cherishes amonj
her many treasures two strangely con
trasted memorials One is a prograrr
printed in gold letters on white satir
of the songs she once sang before
Queen Victoria and the other is s
beautifully executed testimonial pre
sented to her by a convict forger wheD
she sang to the inmates of Auburn
prison New York
Prof William James oi Harvard 13
very popular with the more Intelligent
and studious of the undergraduates
When these young men however
f make rash or bold or unbecoming as
sertions he does not hesitate to talco
them down Not long ago a sopho
more aired some rather atheistical
views before Prof James You the
latter said are a free thinker I per
ceive You believe in nothing I
only believe haw what 1 can under-
1 stand the sophomore replied It
comes to the same thing I suppose
said Prof James
A Paying Washington J ndustry
Cascara bark peeling has become
an active industry iu the forests of
western Washington The bark is
taken from the barberry and chittim
wood trees that grow profusely in the
Grays harbor district It has a com
mercial value of 8 cents per pound
An ordinary tree yields from 50 to
100 pounds of the drk u bark Whole
families are engaged In collecting the
bark and selling to dealers Some
men make 5 a day at the work En
tire sections are contracted by eastern
buyers and peelers engaged to supply
the bark There is talk of petitioning
the legislature to en ct laws for pre
serving the trees which are more val
uable than any timber grown ill the
native forest The bark is used for
medicinal purposes It is estimated
that one pound of dry bark will make
enough liquidi extract to sell for 2
at wholesale t
Clear white clothes arc a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue
Large 2 oz paekuge si cents
The Brooklyn Bridge
The twenty first anniversary of the
opening of the Brooklyn bridge took
place recently It has been a busy
place since 1883 The total receipts
thereform from 1883 to 1898 when
the structure passed into the posses
sion of the railroad companies were
17272890 and the expenditures for
the same period were 18151301 The
railroad earnings from 1883 to 1898
were 13734818 and the earnings
from the roadway in the same period
1205460 The Brooklyn bridge cost
ir the neighborhood of 16000000
ri he cost of the structure itself was
11500000 while the cost of acquir
ing real estate etc for the terminals
was about 4500000 The cost ft the
Williamsburg bridge the second of
the East River bridges will be in the
neighborhood of 20000000 The cost
of the Williamsburg structure will bo
less than that of the Brooklyn bridge
structure but the expense of acquir
ing real estate for terminals and ap
proaches was greater
First Daugerreotype in America
It is perhaps not generally known
that the earliest practical information
as to Daguerres process of catching
and holding the figure of his camera
obscure came to America through
Prof S F B Morse In a letter to
a friend in America to be quoted in
Abraham ogardus The Lost Art of
Daugerreotype in -the May Century
Prof Morse tells of constructng the
first daguerreotype apparatus made
in the United States from drawings
furnished by Daguerre My first ef
fort Prof Morse writes was on a
small plate of silvered copper pro
cured at a hardware store and de
fective as the plate was I obtained a
good representation of the Church of
the Messiah then on Broadway from
a back window of the New York City
university This I believe to have
been the first daguerreotype made in
America
If a woman cant keep a secret she
can always find some other woman to
help
TVO STEPS Q
The Last One Helps the First
A sick coffee drinker must take two
steps to be rid of his troubles and get
strong and well again
The first step is to cut off coffee ab
solutely
That removes the destroying ele
ment The next step is to take liquid
food and that is Postom Food Cof
fee that has in it the elements na
ture requires to change the blood
corpuscles from pale pink or white
to rich red and good red blood builds
good strong and healthy cells in place
of the broken down cells destroyed by
coffee With well boiled Postum Food
Coffee to shift to both these steps
are easy and pleasant The experi
ence of a Georgian proves how im
portant both are
From 1872 to the year 1900 my
wife and I had both been afflicted
with sick or nervous headache and at
times we suffered untold agony We
were coffee drinkers and did not know
how to get away from it for the habit
is bard to quit
But in 19C0 I read of a case simi
lar to ours where Postum Coffee was
used in place of the old coffee and a
complete cure resulted so I concluded
to get some and try it
The result was after three days
use of Postum in place of the coffee
I never had a symptom of the old
trouble and in five months I had
gained from 145 pounds to 163 pounds
My friends asked me almost daily
what wrought the change My an
swer always is leaving off coffee and
drinking Postum in its place
We have many friends who have
been benefited by Postum
As to whether or not I have stated
the facts truthfully I refer you to
the Bank of Carrollton or any busi
ness firm in that city where I have
lived for many years and am well
known Name given by Postum Co
Battle Creek Mich
Theres a reason
Look in each pkg for the famous
little book The Road to Wellville
II
He Wao a Good Risk
The Marquis of Donegal who died
the other day was some years ago
made the subject of an Insurance gam
ble In 1890 some one took out a pol
icy against the marquis who was then
in his seventieth year and as he had
no children this looked a good thing
for the insuranco company but in his
eighty fifth year the marquis married
again and left a son who is six months
old The lucky individual who took
the policy has thus by the payment of
a single premium of 605 received
12500
Hint for the Sick Room
Never ask a sick person what she
would like to eat or drink Let the
meals always be nicely cooked and
JU exact nature unknown till they
jjpear Little surprises in the way
qf food do much to tempt the appetite
Results of Marriage
Every 1000 marriages mean an in
crease to the population of 6500 in
Russia 4000 in Scotland 3000 in Eng
land 3000 in the United States and
2700 in France
Dont envy the rich they have
corns on their feet the same as you
have
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the car There Is only one way to
cure deatness and that Is by constitutional remedies
DcnfuiBS 1b caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this
tube Is Intlamcd you have a rumbling kound or im
perfect hear I mr aud when It Is entirely closed Deaf
ness Is the result aud unices the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi
tion hearing will be destroyed forever nine cases
ou of ten arc causpd by catarrh which Is nothing
but un IntlameiJ condition of the mucous surfaces
Vc wH clve One Hundred Dollars for atfy case of
Deafness caused by catatrh that cannot be cured
by Ialls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars free
F J CIirXEV CO Toledo O
Sold by DniRsIsts 75c
Take llalfb Family Pills for constipation
With poetry second rate in quality
no one ought to be allowed to trouble
mankind
DO YOTJR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
If so use Red Cross Ball Blue It will make
them white as snow 2 oz package 5 cents
Many a first class kitchen mechanic
is made over into a thirty third class
actress
Is It Not Worth While
if you travel on business cr pleasure
to get the best service for the lowest
rates Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany 55 Railway Exchange Chicago
for full information Booklets free de
scribing Summer Tours and the Beau
tiful Chautauqua Lake Region also
Cambridge Springs
A woman is seldom as strict with
her children as she is with her hus
band
The Best Results in Starching
can be obtained only by using De
fiance Starch besides getting- 4 oz
more for same money no cooking re
quired
A successful man roots while his
unsuccessful brother stands around
and squeals
When You Buy Starch
buy Defiance and get the best 1C oz
for 10 cents f Once used always used
It is said that every man has his
price yet lots of men give themselves
away
Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in a package 10 cents One third
more starch for the same money
When horses and -cattle stretch out
their necks and sniff the air it will
rain
Do Your Clothes Look Yellow
Then use Defiance Starch it will
keep- them white 16 oz for 10 cents
Every time a man goes to church he
hears a lot of preaching that hits
other men
CtYQ permanently cured TfofitsorncrvensncKsafto
W I lu llrst davs use of Dr Klines Great Nerve Restor
er Send for FBEE 5200 trial bottle and trcatlMJ
DB R H Kijn e Ltd 31 Arch Street Philadelphia Pa
It is up to a man to remember Sam
sons fate and be careful how he uses
his jawbone
Sensible Housekeepers
will have Defiance Starch not alone
because they get one third more for
the same money but also because of
superior quality
A man is bothered when called upon
to give the deails of a wedding cere
mony
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children
end ce that it
Bears the
Signature of
an
czf7
In Use For Over 30 Years
The Kind Yoa Have Always Bought
True wit is never better for travel
ing through gutter mud
An empty purse fills the face with
wrinkles
Trlfc UAISY rLY KILLER alTordTeomforttoe ery
home In dining room slecplnsj rooni and places where
Ji nlcs are
some Clean neat
SSSUxajSs and will not sol I or
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injure anything
Try them once and
you will never be
wlthoutthcmIfnot
keptbvtlealersjenc
prepaid for 20c
lUNOLI SOJIERS
110 Dekalb Aenue
BrocUin X X
Rlpans Tabnics an- the licet
medicine ever made A
hundred millions of them have
ticen sold In the United States la
a sngle year ConMlpaMon heart
barn sick headache dlzzlaes bad
breath Frc thniat and every hi
nets arising trim a disordered
stomach are relieved or cured by Tabulr
One will pcnerally jrve relief within twenty min
utes The live sent packase 1 5 enough for ordinary
lections AH druggists tell them
Hany whoforrnerfy smoKcd IOCigarsnow smoTts
flHfai
strasge stS0 cigar
Tear Jobbar or direct from Factor- Peoria IlL
Lovers see only each other in the
world but they forget that the world
sees them
The man who is too meek to spenk
in meeting gets over it before elec
tion
When the tiger Is gone the fox Is
master
If one
nothing
is not observing one seen
A soft answer mny be a hard argu
ment
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Dont forget when you
order starch to get the
best Get DEFIANCE No
more yellow looking clothes
no more cracking or breaking It
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Its difficult 10 find n man who In
willing to hold tho ladder of success
while another ascends It
Occasionally a girl marries a mnn
just to keep him from hanging around
the house evenings
It is more profitable to rend ono
man thru ten books
Ono always has time enough If ono
will apply it well
Ann was no vor as old as sho was
painted
RIFL PISTOL CARTRIBGES
Its the shots that hit that count Winchester
Rifle and Pistol Cartridges in all calibers hit that is
they shoot accurately and strike a good hard pene
trating blow This is the kind ofcartridger you will get
if you insist on having the time tried Winchester make
ALL DEALERS SELL WINCHESTER MAKE OF CARTRIDGES
FOMGlET
mm
doesnt stick to the iron It gives satis
faction or you get your money back The
cost is 10 cents for 16 ounces of tne best
starch made Of other starches you get
but 12 ounces Now dont forget Its a J
your grocers
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Sample Free ANTISEPTIC PILE CONE CO Crete Neb
Almost a If million acres of the fertile and
tvell wsor2 J lands of the IJosebud Indian lies
ervation in South Dakota will be thrown open
to settlement by the Government in jluly These
lands are besu reached by the Chicago North
Western Railways direct through lines from
Chicago to Bonesteel S I All agents sell
tickets via this lin Special low rates
IW TO GET
A HOME
Send fors copy of pamphlet giving full informa
tion as dates of opening and how to secure 1C0
acres of land at nominal cost with full descrip
tion of the soil climate timber and mineral
resources towns schools and churches oppor
tunities for business openings railway rates
etc free on application
W B KNISKERN
Passenger Trallic Manager
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e absoluioly guarantee It to
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Shoulder Xo stopping the po
for It does Its work while the
animal does his Collar and pad
combined Economical and
cheap Lats two to 11 re seasons
If yonr dealer aoe nt handle
them Rend us 8125 md set one
prepaid toyourstatlon Write for
circular and niem randum book
The Fgwere Afj to Waterloo Iowa
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Paxtino is In powder
form to dissolve In
water non poisonous
andfarsuperiorto liquid
nntlscptlcs containing
alcohol vhich Irritates
inflamed surfaces and
have co cleansing prop
erties The contents
of every box make
more Antiseptic Solu
tion lasts Jonfter
goeE further has mom
uses in the family and
dctsmoregoodthanany
antiseptic preparation
you can buy
The formula of a noted Boston physician
and used with great success as a Vaginal
Wash forLeucorrhcea Pelvic Catarrh Nasal
Catarrh Sore Throat Sore Eyes Cuts
and all soreness of mucus membrane
In local treatment of female- ills Paxtino is
invaluable Used as a Vaginal Wash
challenge the world to produce its equal for
thoroughness It is a revelation in cleaning
and healing power it kills all germs which
cause inflammation and discharges
All leading druKKists keep Paxtlnc prieeOc
abox if yours docs not send to us for it Iont
take asubstituto there isBothinglikelaxtino
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