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Tiik wise safe and equitable solution
of the corporation question next to the
labor problom is doubtless the most im
portant matter now up to the people of
those United Stntos Judge Peter S
Grosscup of Chicago is responsible for
the following paragrnph on that ques
tion The main object to bo aimed at
is not general and promiscuous publicity
but is a repopularizing of the industries
of the country and tbjs can only bo ac
complished by a corporate policy under
which a corporation dishonestly con
ceived cannot be organized at all and a
corporation dishonestly administered
will pass at once before tho evil is ir
remediable into the hands of the courts
or some department of tho government
Created Wealth
Something from nothing a garden
from a desert Such is tho history of
irrigated sections Take land that sells
for 50 cents an acre put water on it and
it sells for what There are quarters
of land in irrigated sections of Colorado
that cannot bo purchased for 20000 and
which earn a remunerative interest on
that valuation
And yet you can purchase irrigated
lands where tho soil is perfect beyond
belief where the water supply is plenti
ful and inexhaustible where climatic
conditions are healthful and exhilarat
ing where fuel is abundant and cheap
for from 15 an acre up
THE REASONS
Tho North Platte Valley extending
from Bridgeport Neb to Guornsoy
Wyo and the Big Horn Basin Wyom
ing have been but recently made avail
able for settlement by the extension of
tho Burlington railroad into those sec
tions The irrigating companies must
have settlers along their ditches and
they offer substantial inducements in
shape of low priced water rights and
lands
HOW LONG WILL THIS CONDITION
CONTINUE
None may say surely but it wont be
for long and the sooner jou invest the
cheaper will you be able to do so for the
advance is just as sure as has been the
advance in the price of similar lands in
other sections
For further information write to J
Francis General Passenger Agent Bur
lington Omaha 1 22 5ts
COLEMAN
Mr Griffiths of Dodgeville Wisconsin
who bought the R J Traphagan farm
lastfall has arrived with his young
wife has taken possession and set up
housekeeping We extend them a heartyi
welcome and wish them a long happy
and useful life His mother came along
and will spend a few weeks with them
James Kelley is hauling off wheat
Will buy hogs Tuesdays and Sat
urdays F S Wilcox
A specialty of office supplies
The Tribune
Sick
Blood
Feed pale girls on Scotts
Emulsion
We do not need to give all
the reasons why Scotts
Emulsion restores the strength
and flesh and color or good
health to those who suffer
from sick blood
The fact that it is the best
preparation of Cod Liver Oil
rich in nutrition full of healthy
stimulation is a suggestion as
to why it does what it does
Scotts Emulsion presents
Cod Liver Oil at its best
fullest in strength least in
taste
Young women in their
teens are permanently cured
of the peculiar disease of the
blood which shqws itself in
paleness vveakn ess and nervous
ness by regular treatment
with Scotts Emulsion
v It is a true blood food and
is naturally adapted to the cure
of the blood sickness from
which so many young women
suffer
Wc will be glad to send
a sample to any sufferer
Be sure that this picture in
the form of a label is o i the
wrapper of every bottle of
Emulsion you buy
SCOTT BOWNE
Chemists
409 Pearl St New York
TT1SAMM7ER OF HEALTH
Oil mSm I
P0WBER
Absolutely Pur
WERE IS ND SUBSET UT
HANDLING ANIMALS
Done Properly Hardly tlie yiont VI
cIouh Will Rcficnt It
There is hardly a living creature
said a naturalist that will not permit
n hunvn being to touch it if it Is done
in the right way It is necessary to
be gentle and patient and at the same
time without fear I have seen natives
scratch the heads of tigers and lions
within a few days after they were
trapped Hunters of wild elephants
often crawl among a herd and rub
their legs The great brutes although
they are on the alert will permit the
caress and stand still until the plucky
hunter is able to slip a rope around
the leg of the animal he wishes to cap
ture
In our own country I have seen
many men who can creep to a trout
stream and gently place their hands
under a trout Very softly they rub
its belly and the trout will lie quite
still until Avith a sudden jerk it is land
ed on the bank
I have also seen professional rat
ratchers put their hands palm upward
before a rat hole when the ferrets were
driving them As a rat ran out it
would sit still on the rat catchers
hand Then with his other hand he
would stroke it delicately and in three
times out of four lie would manage to
lift the rat without alarming it and
drop it into his bag
I have even known a man who could
handle the salt water blue crab the
most belligerent and vindictive crea
ture in the sea
Gretna Green In London
There is one chapel royal which is
really not a royal chapel at all says
the London Tatler This is the one
known as Savoy chapel which pertains
not to the crown but to the duchy of
Lancaster Properly speaking it is the
chapel of the Hospital of St John the
Baptist if one must give it the only
title that is historically correct A cou
ple of centuries ago it was a kind of ec
clesiastical Gretna Green in London
with five private ways to it by land
and two by water as the touting ad
vertisement put it and runaway lovers
were clandestinely united there with
the utmost privacy decency and reg
ularity at the nominal expense of one
guinea inclusive The old ways have
been reformed by act of parliament
but the famous chapel is still a favorite
with those who fancy a quiet wedding
You can drop in casually and unosten
tatiously and after the ceremony ad
journ to a neighboring restaurant
accordance with the latest custom
the best society
in
of
Tliomas Jefferson Farmer
Like Washington Jefferson delighted
in farming The hope of a nation
he wrote in his youth lies in the till
ers of the soil In his final retirement
at Monticelo a guest addressed him
ceremoniously as President Jeffer
son
Farmer Jefferson the distinguish
ed statesman interposed I would
rather be Farmer Jefferson than to
have all the titles of Europe
His garden book covering a period
of half a century shows the precision
with which he farmed at Monticello
Here for example is an excerpt from
his memoranda for July of one year
July 13 Cucumbers came to table
planted out celery sowed patch of peas
for fall planted snap beans
July 22 Had the last dish of our
spring peas
July 31 Had Irish potatoes from the
garden Leslies Monthly
A IVnse
Mrs Itangle Ive advertised
servant for a whole week with
for a
no re-
suits
Mrs Cumso Well I advertised for a
good looking lady help and had thirty
four to select from the first day Balti
more Sun
Escaped An Awful Fate
H Haggins of Melbourne Fla writes
My doctor told me I had consumption
and nothing could be done for me I
was given up to die The offer of a free
trial bottle of Dr Kings New Discovery
for Consumption induced me to try it
Results were startling I am now on
tho road to recovery and owe all to Dr
Kings New Discovery It surely saved
my life This great cure is guaranteed
for all throat and lung diseases by LW
McConnell druggist Price 50 cents
and SI Trial bottles free
ChamlDerlains Stomach And Liver
Tablets Unequalled For Con
stipation
A R Kane a prominent druggist of
Baxter Springs Kansas says Cham
berlains -Stomach and Liver Tablets are
in my judgment the most superior prepa
ration of anything in use today for con
stipation They are sure in action and
with no tendency to nauseate or gripe
For sale by all druggists
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GRANTING A FAVOR
Do It Graclonnly Do Not Mnlce the
Recipient Feel Contemptible
The essence of truest kindness lies in
the grace with which it is performed
Some men seem to discount all grati
tude almost make it impossible by the
wny in which they grant favors They
make you feel so small so mean so in
ferior your cheeks burn with indigna
tion in the acceptance of the boon you
seek at their hands You feel It is like
a bone thrown at a dog instead of the
quick sympathetic graclousness that
forestalls your explanations and
waives your thanks with a smile the
pleasure of one friend who has been fa
vored with the opportunity to be of
service to another The man who
makes another feel like an insect re
clining on a redhot stove while he is
receiving a favor hns no right to ex
pect future gratitude he should feel
satisfied if he receives forgiveness
Let us forget the good deeds we have
done by making them seem small in
comparison with the greater things we
are doing and the still greater acts we
hope to do This is true generosity and
will develop gratitude in the soul of
him who has been helped unless he is
so petrified in selfishness as to make it
impossible But constantly reminding
a man of the favors he has received
from you almost cancels the debt The
care of the statistics should be his priv
ilege you are usurping his prerogative
when you recall them Merely because
it has been our good fortune to be able
to serve some one we should not act
as if we held a mortgage on his immor
tality and expect him to swing the cen
ser of adulation forever in our presence
From The Power of Truth by Wil
liam George Jordan Published by
Brentanos
In tlie Streets of BennreK
Through a narrow street lined with
shrines temples and shops the way
leads toward the sacred river nere
and there it is necessary to pick ones
steps One of the first sights to at
tract the eye is a dead rat festering be
fore the door of a dwelling and the
rats are said first to have spread the
plague at Bombay A moment later a
dirgclike cry breaks upon the ear It
is Ram Ram Ram in memory of
the saintlike prince of ancient India
Four bearers are carrying a body to
be burned So narrow is the street
that it becomes necessary to crowd
back against a temple wall to let the
dead pass by The body is wrapped in
muslin and the face is covered The
pall is sprinkled with drops perhaps
of rosewater perhaps of the sacred
Gauges This is the path of the dead
No guide is needed except to follow in
the hurrying footsteps of those who
were carrying tlie corpse to its resting
place upon the pyre Professor A V
W Jackson in Traveler
The Smiles Failert
A pretty American girl traveling in
England was sorely tried by the an
noyances and stares to which she wis
subjected on account of her American
peculiarities She went into a shoe
shop in London to buy a pair of shoes
and the clerk tried on inuumerable
pairs of veritable boats as she called
them much to the amusement of two
Englishwomen customers seated near
by who regarded her through their
starers as if she were some strange
animal in a menagerie
Finally the clerk said apologetically
We avent anything narrow enough
for you miss You see miss our ladies
have wider feet because they walk so
much miss
The two Englishwomen smiled with
the air of superiority that she had met
for so long and she felt she could
stand it no longer Do they walk on
their hands too she flashed out
Found His Place
Two men were discussing the friends
of their boyhood and in the course of
the conversation mentioned one old
schoolmate who had been the possessor
of a most unfortunate disposition
I wonder what became of him
said one man It always seemed to
me that it wouldnt be possible for him
to get any enjoyment out of life or find
any sort of work that suited him
He has said the other I saw him
out west last year and he has a job
that suits him to a T Hes station
master in a place where there are for
ty trains a day coming and going and
he sees somebody miss every one of
them
Civic Pride
I dont know what were goin to do
about them two leadin citizens said
Broncho Bob Theyre lookin fur one
another with six shooters from mornin
till night
Has an insult passed
No it wasnt any insult but some
doubt ariz as to which was the oldest
inhabitant an theyre both determined
to settle the question fur good an all
Washington Star
Busy
Loafley tells me he hasnt been so
busy for years
Nonsense That job he has is a
cinch He never has to work hard
there
Thats just it Hes been fired and
hes chasing around after another job
now Exchange
Tlie Belle
If Jack Nospud should ask you to
marry him simpered Maudie calling
up a blush what would you do
What I have always done said Ma
el Send him to you Chicago Trib
une
Great Exercise
Is he fond of exercise
Yes he walks in his sleep De
troit Free Fress
Fire and sword are but slow engines
of destruction in comparison with tha
babbler Steele
Discovered Baited Snuff
A Limerick tobacconist of the name
of Lundyfoot doing a comparatively
small trade was unfortunate enough
to have his establishment destroyed
by fire On visiting the ruins next day
be saw some of his poor neighbors
among the debris gathering the half
baked snuff from the canisters which
bad not been entirely destroyed by the
fire ne tasted what he considered the
worthless article and to his surprlso
found that the heat from the lire hat
added pungency and aroma to the snuff
Profiting by the discovery tlie shrewd
Irishman at once set about baking his
snuff in ovens and the fame of the
Blackyard snuff was established and
an immense fortune soon made by
Lundyfoot founded upon a mere acci
dent and growing out of a misfortune
Stropping Ilnzor
A correspondent of the Scientific
American thus describes his method of
stropping his razor Every one knows
that metal expands with heat I put
my razor handle kept out just before
stropping in boiling water and leave it
until it has absorbed as much heat as
I can stand in handling While the
blade is hot I strop it well The metal
cools as I strop In about twenty five
strokes the edge is sharpened and is
keener when cold for the metal con
tracts while sharpening
How to Check Coughing
Here is a remedy by which the worst
fit of coughing can be checked in
church or theater Pour about a half
teaspoonful of good pure cologne into
your handkerchief and hold this before
your open mouth Inhale a deep breath
or two of the perfume impregnated air
and the coughing attack will be neatly
and agreeably nipped in the bud
A Difference
Miss Parcavenue Are you going to
the musicale at the De Squalles to
night
Miss Utaplace I dont know Are
they going to have music or is Gwendo
lyn going to sing Exchange
Chance For The Tribune Readers
In order to test The Tribunes great
circulation and its superior advertising
value we have have made arrangements
with Cone Bros the popular druggists
to offer one of their best selling medi
cines at half price to anyone who will
cut the following coupon and present it
at their store
COUPON
This coupon entitles the holder to one fOc
package of Dr Howards s pecific for the
euro of constipation and dj pepsia at
half price 25c Wo will refund the moiiij
to any dissatisfied purchaser
Coxe Bros
TWENTY FIVE CENTS j
Dr Howards specific for the cure of
constipation and dyspepsia is not an un
known remedy It has made manv re
markable cures right here in McCook
aod so positive are Druggists Cone Bros
of its prntt superiority in curing dyspep
sia constipation sick headache and
liver troubles that they will in addition
to selling ir at half price refund the
money to anyone whom it does not cure
If you cannot call at their store cut
out the coupon and mail it with 21 cents
and a 50 cents box of the specific will bo
sent you by mail charges paid Do not
put it off One today is worth two to
morrows
Cured Consumption
Mrs B V Evans Clearwater Kan
write My husband lay sick for three
months the doctors stated he had quick
consumption We procured a bottle of
Ballards Horehound Syrup and it cured
him That was six years ago and since
then we always kept a bottle in the
house We cannot do without it For
coughs and colds it has no equal
25c 50c and SI bottle at A McMillens
Mysterious Circumstance
One was pale and sallow and the other
fresh and rosy Wl ence the difference
She who is bliibhins with health uses Dr
Kings New Life Pills to maintain it
By gently arousing the lazy organs they
compel good digestion and head off con
stipation Try them Only 25 cents at
L W McConnells druggist
THE FAMOUS LITTLE PILLS
For quick relief from Biliousness
Sick Headache Torpid Liver Jaun
dice Dizziness and all troubles aris
ing from an inactive or sluggish liver
DeWitts Little Early Risers are un
equalled
They act promptly and never gripe
They are so dainty that it is a pleasure
to take them One to two act as a
mild laxative two or four act as a
pleasant and effective cathartic They
are purely vegetable and absolutely
harmless They tonic the liver
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Thats what you need some
thing to cure your bilious
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digestion Ayers Pills are
liver pills They cure con
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Gently laxative An dffStuts
Want your moustiwlie or beard a beautiful
brown or rich black Then uo
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BO ctj or DnuaouTS or
New Firm
about our market and marvels how we
manage to keep everything so clean and
cut our meats to everybodys
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David Magner has gone
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a continuance of public
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The Great Germ and Insect
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Kearney Connty Nursery G A Strand Prop
Grower of choice nursery stock
Minden Neb Dec 5 1902
NationallMedical Co York Neb
About two weeks aco many of the farmers
around here lot very heavily byjlioff cholera
I do not wish to write you alloni flattering
statement about your medicine but will say
that I bouRht a quart can of Liquid Koal
and the improvement was so marked that I
bouKht afcallon can and used it with the re
sult that my hogs all recovered and I did
not lo e one My herd of over 200 are in line
condition and you may put me down as a
constant user of Liquid Koal
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Your money refunded if not thor
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Expert advice given free on all
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Phone No 20 McCook Neb
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