The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 25, 1903, Image 8
BANKSVILLE W II Benjamin wub a patron at Mc Coolr Tuesday the 22nd Tho frost of the 15th and 10th caught many crops of fodder uncut A eeks had about 1000 bushels of tyo and 155 bushels of wheat H I Peterson called the Grant Re publican caucus for Monday evening the 28th inst C F Elliott and Ira Elliot had 7000 bushels of wheat and are hauling it to Traor Kansas Benjamin Bros nro harvesting- their kafir and cane with a binder about 36 acres drilled in Joe French did a part of August Weschs threshing tho latter part of last Week and first of this week The Genuine vs Counterfeits The genuine is always better than a counterfeit but tho truth of this state ment is never more forcibly realized or more thoroughly appreciated than when you compare tho genuine DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve with the many coun terfeits and worthless substitutes that are on the market W S Ledbetter of Shreveport La says After using numerous other remedies without benefit ono box of DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve cured mo For blind bleeding itching and protruding piles no remedy is equal to DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Sold by L W McConnell low Rates West The Burlington offers round trip tick ets as follows Denver Colo and return 12 June 1 to September 30 Colorado Springs Colo and return 1240 June 1 to September 30 Pueblo Colo and return 1365 June 1 to September 30 Glen wood Springs Colo and return 2190 Juno 1 to September 30 - Ogden Utah and return 2790 June t to September 30 - Salt Lake City Utah and return 2790 Juno 1 to September 30 Ask the ticket agent for particulars Mr D P Daugherty well known throughoutMercer and Sumner counties W Va most likely owes his life to the kindness of a neighbor He was almost hopelessly afllicted with diarrhoea was attended by two physicians who gave him little if any relief when a neigh bor learning of his serious condition brought him a bottle of Chamberlains Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy which cured him in less than twenty four hours For sale by L W McCon nell druggist Home Visitors Excursions On Sept 1 8 15 and Oct 7 1903 the Burlington will sell tickets to certain eastern points at greatly reduced rates This is the chance you have been look ing for Enquire of the agent as to par ticulars A Purgative Pleasure If you ever took DnWitts Little Early Risers for biliousnessor constipation you know Avhat n purgative pleasure is Thesefamous little pills cleanse tho liver and rid tho system of all bile with out producing unpleasant effects They do not gripe sicken oi weaken but give tone and strength to tho tissues and or gans involved W H Howell of Hous ton Tex says No better pill can be U6ed than Little Early Risers for consti pation sick headache etc Sold by L W McConnell Fearful Odds Against Him Bedridden alone and destitute Such in brief was the condition of an old soldier by name of J J Havens Ver sailles O For years he was troubled with kidney disease and neither doctors nor medicines gave him relief At length he tried Electric Bitters It put him on his feet in short orftr and now he testi fies Im on the road to complete re covery Best on earth for liver and kidndey troubles and all forms of stom ach and bowel complaints Only 50c Guaranteed by L W McConnell drug gist To Cure a Cold In One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure E W Groves signa ture is on each box 25c The Tribune Only 100 per year enoioah Timbers of oak keep the old homestead standing through the years It pays to use the right stuff Men of oak are men rugged health men whose bodies are made of the sound est materials Childhood is the time to lay the foundation for a sturdy con stitution that will last for years Scotts Emulsion is the right stuff Scotts Emulsion stimulates the growing powers of children helps them build a firm foundation for a sturdy consti tution Send for free sample SCOTT BOWNE Chemists 409 415 Pearl Street New York 50c and SlOO all druggists V FRANKLIN President THE A C EBERT Cashier I CITIZENS BANK OF MeCOOK NEB Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 5000 directors - V FRANKLIN WFMcFARLAND A C EBERT W B WOLFE C H WILLARD A W -Mr ir fsf y ty Capital 5000000 Surplus 1000000 The First National Bank of McCook offers -to depositors every facility which their balances business and re sponsibility warrant v Deposits 28000000 Loans 27400000 THE ROUNDROBIN Ko One Kbowi Origin of the Strange Term A round robin is one of those documents of which the name is fa miliar to most people but which un commonly few have ever seen or signed Hvery one knows that the thing which bears so singular a name Is a communication letter remon strance warning or the like the sig natures to which are written around the circumference of the circle which Incloses the body of the epistle or radiating therefrom like the spokes of a wheel from a hub so that the re sponsibility of signing Is equally shared No one signatory can be ac cused of being either the first on the last to sign of being the leader or the whlpper In The most famous example on record probably Is the remonstrance which was sent to Dr Johnson in connection with his epitaph on Oliver Goldsmith The doctor had prepared an epitaph In Latin but some of his friends who had also been friends of Goldsmith took exception to it on two grounds the first being that It did not quite do justice to the author of the Traveler as a writer and particularly as a poet and the second that It should be writ ten in English The party of friends were gathered around Sir Joshua Reynolds hospitable if somewhat ill served table and though they found themselves in general agreement on these two points no one had the cour age to be willing to bell the cat or in other words to take the lead in tackling the formidable Johnson on these two rather delicate matters At last says Sir William Forbes it was hinted that there could be no way so good as that of a round robin as the sailors call it which they make use of when they enter a conspiracy so as not to let it be known who puts his name first or last to the paper The idea was at once accepted the address to Dr Johnson was prepared and all signed it in the form propbsed This very interesting paper is still ex tant and is preserved among other valuable manuscripts in the library of in i iiaign nan near wigan tne seat or the Earl of Crawford It begins We the circumscribers and the signa tures written around the circle which incloses the address include thos of Gibbon Burke Joseph Warton Sheri dan Sir Joshua Reynolds George Col man and half a dozen others which are nowadays but little known Johnson took the remonstrance in good part but as to not writing the epitaph in Latin declared that he would never consent to disgrace the walls of West minster abbey with an English in scription The whole story is emi nently characteristic both of Johnson and his times No one has yet been able to give a satisfactory explanation of the strange term round robin London Globe Breaking It Gently This is a true account of one persons idea of breaking the news gently The cook whose home was off in the country appeared before the powers above with a letter in her hand Ill have to go home for a couple of days mum she said My cousins just written to me And she handed over the crumpled bit of paper with an audible sniff Dear Mary it ran you had bet ter come home at once Your father is very sick And it continued with many particulars of the illness At the end was a postscript which like the old joke of a womans r S had the pith of the matter So long as youll be driving up from the village you may as well bring the undertaker along with you in the wag on New York Times Sir Henry Irvines Wit On one occasion Sir Henry Irvings company having been called to the theater for rehearsal found upon their arrival that they Avere considerably ahead of time As Sir Henry had not yet arrived one of the actors in the company who was noted for his ac complishments as a mimic proceeded to give a lively and elaborate imita tion of Sir nenrys highly character istic acting As he finished his dem onstration a well known voice came from the depths of the darkened au ditorium Very good it said very good in deedso good in fact that there is no need for both of us in this company Harpers VVIiat Is Known About Fish Pliny the great naturalist who lived at about the time of Christ reckoned the whole number of known species of fish at ninety four Linnceus the great Swedish investigator of the eighteenth century could classify 478 and he is known to have been the greatest ich thyologist of the age in which he lived The progress made in that particular branch since the time of Linnaeus seems all the more wonderful for now 13000 species show up in the cata logues of the fish specialists An Experts Opinion Priscilla Do you approve of long en gagements Mayme Well that depends If the fellow has plenty of money and takes you to everything a long engagement is endurable otherwise it is better to rush it through and start a fresh one Detroit Free Press The Height of Realism So you went to see one of those old New England plays Was it realistic Indeed it was Why when the rain storm came up Uncle Henrys corns be gan to hurt him Magazine of Hu mor A good many things trouble you Here are the first two You eat too much and you eat it too fast Atchlsoj Glohe CULBERTSON R Knowles was n Trenton visitor Tuesday Miss Edith Saotee spent Sunday with her sister in McCook Matt Newlon and Harry Lehman drove to McCook Wednesday A W Berry of McCook was doing business in town Tuesday evening Miss Myrtle Love visited her young friend Miss Maggie WhittingtonFriday Mr and Mrs Vastine of Richland Iowa aro here visiting his brother Mac and family Mrs J L Magee came up from River ton Friday morning for a few days visit with her parents James Ferrier returned from Ogdon Utah Monday night where he was at tending the irrigation congress Prof F W Westfall the professor of German at College View came in Thurs day night to visit friends here Lawrence Fellows who is working for the McCook Milling Co spent Sunday under the parental roof at this place Mrs Win Baldwin is enjoying a visit from her mother Mrs Mary England of Albia Iowa who arrived Wednesday J B Nagelvort chemist for the Grand Island Co arrived in this city Monday night and will be here during beet har vest Mrs Frank Henderson returned to her home in McCook Sunday evening after a couple weeks visit with Her par ents here One of tho best games of ball played by our home team this summer was played on Trenton diamond Saturday with Trenton nine Up to tho fifth inn ing neither side had made a score but in tho fifth Culbertson scored 7 At the end of seventh inning tho game stood 8 to 3 in favor of Culbertson Re turn game will be played here during the fair for 1000 Monday night about ten oclock a large lamp hanging over the stage at tho court house exploded Mr Snyder with a company of young ladies had been prac ticing for a play and all had gone homo except Mr Snyder and M C Reynolds when the accident occurred They suc ceeded in throwing the lamp out and extinguishing the flames on the stage but the flames were sucked up through the cupalo and it was seen at once that it would be impossible to save the build ing This is one of the oldest buildings in town was erected in 1886 The loss is about S2000 No insurance The Pleasure of Eatingf Persons suffering from Indigestion dyspepsia or other stomach trouble will find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat and makes the stomach sweet This remedy is a never failing cure for indigestion and dyspepsia and all complaints affecting the glands or membranes of the stomach or digestive tract When you take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure everything you eat tastes good and every bit of the nutriment that your food contains is assimilated and appro priated by the blood and tissues Sold by L W McConnell Distress After Eating Cured Judge W T Holland of Greensburg La who is well and favorably known says Two years ago I suffered greatly from Indigestion After eating great distress would invariably result lasting for an hour or so and my nights were restless I concluded to try Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and it cured me entirely Now my sleep is refreshing and digestion perfect Sold by L W McConnell BOX ELDER Some of the farmers are sowing their fall grain Reese Harrison returned from Den ver last Tuesday Chas Foye has been doing some re pairing on Stephen Bolles house P E Stone is helping T M Camp bell take care of his feed and onions R H Harrison and family spent Sun day with Mailon Campbell and family Nannie Campbell and Elmer Shep herd visited with Maude Wilson and brothers last Sunday Postmaster and Mrs Peterson of Os burn spent Saturday night and Sunday with Rev and Mrs Satchell Mr Stone of Garnett Kansas is here visiting his son and daughter Will Stone and Mrs J K Gordon Miss Florence Younger begun a six months term of school in the White district last Monday morning Mrs W B Wolfe is visiting her daughter-in-law Mrs Minnie Wolfe near Havana and expects to go to Stockville to visit her daughter Mrs Dauchy before her return home What is Life In the last analysis nobody knows but we do know that it is under strict law Abuse that law even slightly pain results Irregular living means derange ment of the organs resulting in consti pation headache or liver trouble Dr Kings New Life Pills quickly re adjusts this Its gentle yet thorough Only 25 cents at LWMcConnells drugstore Hancock Md For sale Connell druggist jUirrirBWtriliOiWWTHnrT ilrifrT CEDAR BLUFFS KANSAS Miss Edna Cnthcnrt began teaching Mondny W E Minor spent throo days in Mc Cook last week Miss Blanche Henderson was over from Oberlin Saturday Rov G Johnson will preach Sunday Sept 27 at 11 a m Housecleaning seoms to bo tho most important work of today A T Cathcart brought Miss Edna over from McCook Sunday Wo hear Jim Mott has rented a farm near Oborlin and will move soon A maro of O T Francis rolled into a forked tree Sunday and broke a leg Mrs Anna Earlo passed through this plaoo euroute to Oborlin on Thursday Mr and Mrs Ira S Peck and daugh ter Ollie drove over from Oberlin Sun day O T Francis left via McCook Sun day for Hamilton Iowa to visit his children MrsWE Minor and two little daugh ters returned from Fullerton Neb Thursday The heavy frost and freeze the loth it is thought did much damage to tho corn and water melons The elevator has been overloaded with wheat at this place for three or four days on account of lack of cars Willie Johnston of Davey Neb mov ed into the section house last week He expects to rent a farm soon Levi H Tilton and Miss Delia Sincox both of this place were quietly married at the parsonage The McCook Tkibune reported last week This wedding was not a surprise Miss Sincox came here 6ome time ago from Iowa Mr Tilton is a prosperous farmer of Beaver town ship and well and favorably known by the people here We extend congratu lations and wish them a happy journey through life Stomach Trouble I have been troubled with my stom ach for the past four years says D L Beach of Clover Nook FarmGreenfield Mass A few days ago I was induced to buy a box of Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets I have taken part of them and feel a great deal better If you have any trouble with your stom ach try a box of these Tablets You aro certain to be pleased with the result Price 25 cents For sale by L W Mc Connell His Life Saved by Chamberlains Colic Cholera anu Diarrhoea Remedy B L Byer a well known cooper of this town says he believes Chamber lains ColicCholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy saved his life last summer He had been sick for a month with what the doctors call bilious dysentery and could get nothing to do him any good until he tried this remedy It gave him immedi ate relief says B T Little merchant by L W Mc- CHICHESTERS ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS safe Alwavs reliable Indies ask Druggist for CHICIIHSTKIfS ENGLISH in Keil and bold metallic boxes sealed with blue ribbon Take no other Itefune dancrroux Mubvti tutionand imitation Jiuvof your Druggist or send hi stamps for Particular Testl inonialH aria Keller Tor Ladle In letter by return Mail 10000 Testimonials feoldbr all Druggists CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO 2100 Sladlson Square IHILi PA Mention thla papur SHERIFFS SALE By virtue of an order of sale issued from the district court of Red Willow county Nebraska under a decree in an action wherein J F Cor neal is plaintiff and Ephraim S Dutchet et al are defendants to mo directed and delivered I shall offer at public ale and sell to tliohichest bidder for cash at the front door of the court house in McCookRed Willow county Nebraska on the 12th day of October 1903 at tho hour of one oclock p in the following described real estate to wit The east half of the northwest quarter and the east half of the southwest quar ter of section 20 in township 2 north in ranee 0 west of the Sixth P M in Red Willow coun ty Nebraska Dated tins lltu nay or bepromoer iwm A C Ckabtree Sheriff WS Morlan Attorney LEGAL NOTICE Margaret II Heade Wilson S Heade Carle ton Clark Young a minor of about 8 years of ae sole heir of Luto Young deceased Mary R Shaw the south Yi southwest H section 24 and east Y southeast section 23 township 1 range 30 in Red Willow county Nebraska and the unknown owners of said land defendants will take notice that on tho 29th day of August lttJ C II Boyle plaintiff filed his petition in the district courtof Red Willow county Nebraska against said defendants and others the object and prayer of which petition are to foreclose a certain tax lien upon the eafc 4 southeast U section 23 and south hi southwest ii section 24 township 1 range 30 in Red Willow county Ne braska existing under a tax ale of said land madeto plaintiff on the 22nd day of March 1S01 for the taxes upon said land for the year 193 to lfc99 inclusive in the sum of 22Gand for the subsequent delinquent taxes upon said land paid by plaintiff as follows to wit 1021 for the taxes of the jear 1900 paid November 11 1901 942 for tho taxes of the year 1901 paid July 23 1902 and 493 for the taxes of the year 1902 paid August 2d 190 and for an attorney fee That no part of said land has been re deemed from said tax sale that there is due tho plaintiff the aforesaid sums with interest al lowed by law for which sums and interest and attorney fee of 10 per cent of the amount of the decree in this action plaintiff prays for a decree of foreclosure and sale of said premises You are hereby required to answer said peti tipn on or before the 12th dav of October 1903 C H Boyle Plaintiff T Cure a Cold in On Tflke Laxative Brent Qninme Tablets Wen Mlffion boses sold in past 12 months This SKmatllTe jjTsff iJt Modern Dentistry HERBERT J PRATT DDS Office over McConn ells drug Btoro McCOOK NEBRASKA Offick Phone 160 Res Phone 131 Registered Graduate Dontist Formerly located in At lanta Georgia All opera tions pertaining to modern dentistry performed accord ing 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