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Wk IV t A Li n f i V b fc i N r u FOR TWENTY YEARS MAJOR MARS SUFFERED FROM CATARRH OF THE KIDNEYS GO lfil J DANGEROUS KIDNEY DISEASES CURED vj - - s -- t3 Omnhn Neb Send for Catnlopie THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME NOTRE DAME INDIANA FULL COURSES IN Classics Letters Eco nomics and History Journalism Art Science Pharmacy Law Civil Mechanical and Elec trical Engineering Architecture Thorough Preparatory and Commercial Courses Rooms Free to all students who have com pleted the studies required for admission into the Sophomore Junior or Senier Year of any of the Collcetate Courses Rooms to Rent moderate charge to students over seventeen preparing for Collegiate Courses A limited number of Candidates for the Eccle siastical state will be received at special rates St Edwards Mall for boys under 13 years is unique in the completeness of its equipment The 60th Year will open September 0 1903 Catalogues Free Address P O Box 256 REV A MORRtSSEY C S C President ST MARYS ACADEMY NOTRE DAME INDIANA One Mile West of Notre Dame University Most beautifully and healthfully located Conducted by the Sisters of the Holy Cro68 Chartered 1SC5 En jiyln a national patronage Thorough English Classical Scientific and Commercial Conrsei ad vanced Ohemiitry and Pharmacy Secular Col legiate Degrees Preparatory Department trains pupils for regular special or collegiate courses Phvsical Laboratory well equipped The Conservatory of Kusic Is conducted on plans of the best Conservatories The Art Department Is modeled after leading Art Schools Minim Depart ment for children under twelve years Physical Culture under direction of graduate of Dr Sargents Xormal School of Physical Training The best modern educational advantages for fitting young women for 11 vs of usefulness The constant prowth of the Academy has again necessitated the erection of additional fine buildings with lstest Hygienic equipments Sodcrate cost New school year begins September Sth Mention this paper For catalogue and special Information apply to The Directress of ST MARYS ACADEMY Notro Dame Indlcna mttMwfi CHAMPI0H TRUSS fg g AEk Tour lhvflclans Ad le BOOKLET FREE Philadelphia Truss Co 610 Locust St Phila Pa FREE 7 II To prove the healinjj and cleansing power of laxtlne Toilet Intlseptlc tve will mail a large trial package with book of instructions absolutely free This is not a tiny sample but a large package enough to con vince anyono of its value Yfomenall over the country are praisingPaxtine for what it has dona in local treat ment of female ills curing all inflammation and discharges ivonderf ul as a cleansing vaclnul douche for sore throat nasal catarrh as a mouth wash and to remove tartar and whiten the teeth Send today a postal card Ttflldc Soltfbr drnjrslftts or aenpostpaid by us SO cwits large box Satisfaction guitranttcil E R KAXTON CO Boston Mats 214 Columbus Am Bff BA Ifl Wt 3cDllo IV I H5 Creatine a National Sensation in the Cure of Chronic Ailments of the Kidneys Major T- H Mars o the First Wiscon sin Cavalry regiment wiles from 1425 Dunning street Chicago 11L the following letter Forycarsl suffered with catarrh of the kidneys contracted In the army Medicine did not help me any until a comrade who had been helped byPe runa advised me to try It I bought some at once and soon found blessed relief J kept inking It four months and am now well and strong and feel better than 1 have done for the past twenty years thanks to Peruna1 7 tf Mars At the appearance of the first symptom of kidney trouble Pcruna should be taken This xemedy strikes at once the rery root of the disease It at once relieves the catarrhal kidneys of the stagnant blood preventing the escape of serum from the blood Peruna stimulates the kidneys to excrete from the blood tlte accumulating poison and thus prevents the convulsions which are sure to follow if the poisons arc allowed to remain It gives great vigor to the hearts action and digestive system both of- which are apt to fail rapidly in this disease Peruna cures catarrh of the kidneys simply because it cures catarrh wherever located If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from the use of Peruna write at once to Dr Hartman giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis Address Dr Hartman President of The Hartman Sanitarium Columbus O j Bromo Seltzer I Promptly cures all I Headaclies 1 The 19th end rCor nrp Lcavennorth Sts TA M OMAHA NEB The only pooltlve cure for Drunkenness Drag Using and the Tobacco Habit Oor reiundence strictly confidential WM E BUSKS Manasw EDUCATIONAL SfeJ r A Its the gamiest fish that quickest to the artificial lure falls Sensible Housekeepers will have Defiance Starch not alone because they get one third more for the same money but also because ot superior quality The prettiest mother wins the prize at a baby show There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put tocether and until the last few j ears was supposed to be incur able For a creat many j ears doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing to cure with local treat ment pronounced it incurable Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured by F J Cheney Co Toledo Ohio is the only constitutional cure on thn market It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system They offer one hundred dollars f or any case it fails to cure Send for circulars and testimonials Address F J CHENEY CO Toledo Ohio Sold by Druggists 75c Halls Family Pills are the best A dry axle complains loudest under the lightest load Mrs AVlnslows sootlilnsr Syrup For children teethlnp softens tuesumb reduces ln Cammatlon allays pain cures wind colic 25c a bottle The spice of life some men fancy most is allspice GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS Use the best Thats why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue Atleadinggrocers5cents There is more character in the heel of a shoe than in a high intsep Lewis Single Binder The richest quality cigar on the market at straight 5c Always reliable You pay 10c for cigars not so good Lewis Factory Peoria 111 The clinging vine seeks the crook edest stick Dont you know that Defiance Starch besides being absolutely supe rior to any other is put up 16 ounces in package and sells at same price as 12 ounce packages of other kinds An insult is twice as dejp as an apology The man who ate his dinner with the fork of a river has been trying to spin a mountain top Smokers find Lewis Single Binder straight 5c cigar better quality than most 10c brands iewis Factory Peoria JUL It does beat all what a vast fund of misinformation some men can ac cumulate Ask Your Dealer for Allens Foot Ease A powder to shake into your shoes It rests the feet Cures Swollen Sore Hot Callous Aching Sweating feet andTngrowing Nails Allens Foot Ease makes new or tight Shoes easy Sold by all Druggists and shoe stores 25c Sample mailed FREE Address Alien S Olmsted Le Roy N Y Never laugh at a girl with a pug nose you cant tell what may turn up CZ BLUEBEARD WOULD NOT CHANGE Once upon a time not very long after the now famous Bluebeard had embarked on his interesting matri monial career a country lawyer call ed upon him and requested an inter view What is your business inquired Bluebeard gruffly Alas I must confess that I havent any business I am looking for some Let me explain Your pen chant for alternating as a widower and a bridegroom has excited consid erable comment in this neighborhood net altogether of a complimentary character I may say that dark sus picions are abroad Some people go so far as to say that something ought to be done Now I have a little scheme to put an end to all this Why not es tablish a divorce court Divorces to be granted on application by either party I fancy that any lady who wishes to get in her application ahead of yours will have to start early in the honeymoon Cause incompati METROPOLIS A BIG CITY To realize how great New York city is one should compare it with the great cities of antiquity Those great centers of civilization which have claimed the wonder of the ages or their size and splendor were really small cities compared with Greater New York Babylon whose name has come to be synonymous with dense popula tion never had over 1200000 inhabi tants in its palmiest days Rome the mistress of the world the great city to which ell roads led Rome the Eternal did not exceed 2000000 in population Gibbon in deed believes that it had only 1200 000 and in this estimate he and Jiil man agree Constantinople at the time of its greatest splendor as capital of the eastern empire had a population of about 1500000 Many of the other celebrated cities of antiquity were mere villages compared to New York not containing within the whole cir- jcuit of their walls as many people as The really unhappy man whose un happiness is his own fault is the one who is forever carrying a chip upon his shoulder Perhaps his happi ness is his unhappiness for when he is not engaged in a personal alterca tion he is brooding over some fancied slight and awaiting a favorable oppor tunity to give vent to his wrath The man with the chip on his shoul der is easily recognized and his so ciety by wise people is carefully avoid ed He can go nowhere without trou ble following in his wake If he at tends a theater he is either annoyed by the usher or someone in the audi ence or at the man in the box office for not having sold him a seat bougnt long before he appeared at the win dow He is the bane of the car con ductor and on the Tailroad train he succeeds in embroiling himself in a row with the brakeman conductor Pullman car porter and the passengers Each flying cinder from the locmo tive is aimed especially at his eyes and he succeeds in stirring up the hSi Sacrifice to Science A well known surgeon was recently called upon to perform an operation on the person of a small son of a prominent merchant of Philadelphia Prior fo the operation his mother proposed that he should nay his pray ers This the little fellow did after which the nurse began to remove his clothing while the mother stood by weeping Suddenly he asked Mamma maynt I say another prayer Certainly dear pray all you wish The little fellow at once got down on his knees lifted his face upward 0nUmmmm63xiVrm t M f WHY HE WAS SORRY J i I Mr Swiggard was deeply penitent You know doctor he caid to his friend and pastor Rev Dr Snow I swore off from drinking anything in toxicating last January Yqs Well I have kept my vow faith fully all this time until last night And then you fell I am sorry to say I did I am as sorry as you are Tell me all about it In a moment of weakness I found myself In front of a saloon One of my friends happened along Come in and have a drink ole man he said No I said Ive sworn off Thats aft right he said grabbing me by the arm One drink wont hurt you Come in and got one drinlc and then yoii can renew your swearing off I pro tested but the next moment I found myself inside and the eld thrist came back I took one drink and then an other and another and then my frelnd proposed that we go cut and paint the town Bui you didnt do that inter posed the doctor I am sorry to say I did We vis ited every saloon in that part of town getting drunker and drunker and having an uproarious tjme But wo werent satlfied with that We went to a swell establishment that seemed to be a saloon and restaurant com bined and ordered a champagne sup per The waiter brought It on and we were about to begin on it when something happened What was it I woke up Then it was all a dream It was And you hadnt broken your vow I hadnt been near a saloon Hadnt touched a drop Ah well then you havent any thing to repent of my friend and you have been exciting my commiseration on false pretenses and amusing your self at my expense No I havent doctor said Mr Swiggard wiping the perspiration from his brow The worst is to come I confess to you doctor I I cant help feeling sorry even yet that I woke up before I had tasted a drop of that champagne Utica Globe bility Nothing causes incompatibil ity like feminine inqusitiveness What a happy masculine world we should have without it Divorces granted with or without publicity or sent by mail on receipt of return postage I as the originator of the scheme to be retained as permanent counsel for the husband in the numerous cases of Bluebeard vs Bluebeard which we may reasonably expect to arise Ali mony and counsel fees to be paid by the wife I understand that you have a chronic affinity for heiresses I am sure this plan would suit the ladies better than the methods at present in vogue and it might even have some advantages as far as you are concerned It might relieve your conscience if you have any Well Ill think it over said Blue beard but I cant give you much en couragement I have my own ways cf doing things and they suit me And the lawyer called -many times after that but Bluebeard always said there was nothing doing William E McKenna in New York Times 1 live in one ward of Manhattan Athens when sho led the Greek states in repelling the invasion of Xerxes had only 30000 inhabitants but Hero dotus speaks of this number as if it was something to boast of Jerusa lem in the days of Solomcs probably did not contain 20000 people and Thebes and Memphis would have been only populous suburbs of New York New York city now contains more pccple than there were in the Ameri can colonies when they achieved their independence It has 1000000 more inhabitants than the kingdom of Greece over 1000000 more than the kingdom of Servia is nearly equal in population to the kingdom of Portu gal and also lacks not much of equal ing the kingdom of Holland It has a larger population than any one of the Central American republics and more than any South American na tion Brazil and the Argentine repub lic excepted It has about twice the population of Denmark and more than twice that of Norway THE SEEKER AFTER TROUBLE spirit of mutiny in the hearts of the travelers There are some women similarly constituted who manage to be in trou ble from the moment their eyes open in the morning till they close them in sleep Those people are indeed to be pitied if indeed they are not cor dially hated This quarrelsome habit of mind can be so fostered that the petulancy grows to be a malignant disease and leads sometimes to the insane asylum Parents who notice in their children this fretful quarrel ing disposition can easily find a rem edy They may not agree to the meas ure simply a gcod sound thrashing Everyone has heard of the story of the child who was continually whim pering and quarreling In despair the mother cried Are you sick What do you want Gravely ehe child an swered I think Mamma I want a whipping She received the whip ping and there was a marked im provement in her temper San Fran cisco Post and amid the silence solemnly said Oh God please dont kill me kiil the doctor Amen An Ancient Tree In the orangery of Versailles is the oldest pomegranate tree in France It dates in fact back to the establish ment of the orangery in 1685 In ex ceptionally warm and bright seasons the old tree still decorates its branch es with a few flowers but no fruit has ben seen upon it for a long time Use Petroleum Fuel Petroleum is the fuel of all the loco motives in Asia KIDNEY Aching bocks are eased flip back and ioln pains overcome Swelling of the limbs and dropsy sigua vanish They correct urine with brick dust sediment high colored pain In passing dribbling frequency bed wetting Doans Kidney Fills remove calculi and gratel RelieTe heart palpitation sleeplessness headache nervousness dizziness Mrs James Beck of 314 West Whltesboro Street Rome N Y says I was t roubled with my kidneys for eight or nine years had Sanastr lsa koJ ilpe to trt Chronic KUity didder sad Irlmry troubles nliU Ooaas Miner piJIj j taer conijBcr the most stubborn cues NAME P o iGdnevli VXI PiVe tJUMiiimiM v STATE- ruin IIHT NWAtCtQ1L UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME Notre Dame Indiana We call the attention of our readers to the advertisement of Notre Dame Univers ity one of the great educntional institu tions of the West which appears in another column of this paper Those of our read ers who may have occasion to look up a college for their sons during the coming year would do well to correspond with the President who will send them a catalogue free of charge as well as all particulars reeardintr terms courses of studies etc Private rooms are given free to students of the Sophomore Junior or Senior years of any of the Collegiate Courses There is a thoroughpreparatory school in connection with the University in which students of till grades will htive every op- Eortunity of preparing themselves for igher studies The Commercial Course intended for young men preparing for business may be finished in one or two yearsaccordingtotheabilityofthestudent St Edwards Hall for boys under thirteen is a uninue department of the institution The higher courses are thorough ia every respect and students will find every op- fiortunity of perfecting themselves in any ine of work they may choose to select Thoroughness in class work exactness in the care of students and devotion to the best interests of all are the distinguishing characteristics of the University of Notre Dame Sixty years of active work in the cause of education have made this institution famous all over the country The number of murders per million population is 513 in England 545 in German 1155 in France 1542 in Austria 7G11 in tlaly and 4470 in Spain Hundreds of dealers say the extra quantity and superior quality of De fiance Starch is fast taking place of all other brands Others say they cannot sell any other starch Is the Calkewclk French The French have found a reason for the popularity of the cakewalk in 3MUVHCT MTTtt Paris The thing is French One of the negroes at the Nouveau Cirque in- j terviewed by a Paris paper says that the origin of the dance was French According to this latest account some of the French refugees from the court of Marie Antoinette introduced the minust into New Orleans about the time of the Revolution and it was the native imitation of the most fashi able dance in Europe that was after ward developed into the cakewalk Wealth of the Pope Leos fortune is immense It is one of the great fortunes of the world In the grand schism of the West popes i were frequently supported on alms Voltaire points out that the popes did not become rich till after the period j when they dared not to exhibit them selves at Rome According to Villani Bertrand de Got or Both Clement V of Bordeaux who passed his life in France and was governed by King Philip sold benefices publicly and died t worth 25000000 gold florins about 537500000 It appears says Vol 1 taire that the popes have been often treated like the gods of the Japanese who are sometimes presented with offerings of gold and sometimes thrown into the river 1 Storekeepers report that the extra quantity together with the superior quality of Defiance Starch makes it i next to Impossible to sell any other Drand A Champion Layer in a laying competition of the Utility Poultry club at Crewe Eng- land the 4-year-old pullets which took the first prize laid 276 eggs in six- teen weeks ST MARYS ACADEMY Notre Dame lnd We call the attention of our readers tn dhe advertisement of St Marys Academy which appears in another column of thij paper e do not need to expatiate upon the scholastic advantages of St Marys for the catalogue of the school shows the scope of work included in its curriculum which is of the highest standard and is carried out faithfully in the class rooms We simply m For free trlid box mall thh conpon to Foeter MUhuniLo Buffalo N Y lfihivn nUuellp COMFORT much pola In my buck m timo went on I could hardly endure it I could not stand except for a few momenta nt A timo I grew weak and exhausted I could not even do light housework I could not stoop or bend my hesil ached severely I was In iwJn from my head down to my heels centering in thu lid nets It was n henry steady acne J could not 1 1 Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shells mil niliiBTir s sickenin rest nights and trot im mornings wesle and tired i thought I was about dorm for when I saw Dorms Kid ney Pills advertised Within a week after comrnendnjr their uio I began to Improve and from that timeon rapidly prow better I used flvo boxes In all and v as cured Its not sentiment its not the price that makes the most intelligent and successful shots shoot Winchester Factory Loaded Shotgun Shells Its the result3 they give Itd their entire reliability evenness of pattern and uniform shooting Winchester Leader sheila load ed with smokeless powder are the best loaded shells on the market Winchester Repeater sheila loaded with smokeless powder are cheap in price but not in quality Try either of these brands and you will be well pleased Be sure to get Winchester Factory Loaded shells THE SHELLS THE CHAfPBONS SHOOT Lick the feet of your enemy until you are able to cut them off A man isnt so suro of what hes certain about after his wife tells him its so To Cure u Cold ia yiio flay Take Luxativo Bromo Qitinhio Tablet All druggists refund money if it fails to cure 20c A woman with a hoso can do more damage in a llower bed than six cowa and a hurricane Dealers say that as soon as a cus tomer tries Defiance Starch it is Im possible to sell them any other cold water starch It can bo used cold or boiled Use charity with all be ever gen erous in thought and deed help oth ers along litei thorny road Fool A person who will not take your advice Sfii Si All represent the experience of 35 years of ammunition making UMC on the head of a cart ridge is a guarantee cf quality Sure fire accurate reliable Ask your deafer rV Catalogsent ufon request THE UHI0N METALLIC CARTRIDGE GO BRIDGEPORT C0HM THE UDY WHO IRONS Knows how important H b to use agood starch Defiance Starch is the bat starch made It dotsnl slick to the iron It gives a beauti ful soft glossy stiffness to the clothes It will not blister or crack the goods It sells for less goes farther doej more Ask the lady who irons Defiance Starch at all grocers 16 oz for 10 cents Ite DfflAflCE STARCH 0 which makes every teacher at St Marvs traJSeteaTrttifTr c W -- loyally strive to develop each young girl Tac7ui iIlOmDSOn3 fcYG BZXiS attendant there into the truest noblest I and most intellisent womanhood Fvp v advantage of equipmentinthe class rooms laboratories and study rooms every care in tne matter ot lood and clothing and ex ceptional excellence of classic conditions all these features are found at St Marys in the perfection of development only to be obtained by the consecration of devoted lives to educational Christian work in a epot favored by the Lord The greatest traveler in the world is the suburbanite without ever go ing anywhere or seeing anything When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper W N U Omaha No 311903 CilHES WMtHritL flf TAILS Best Coush Srrnp Tastes Good- Use ia uce cow ty aracjruts