The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 24, 1903, Image 3

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Free Medical
Advice to Womeni
Every sick and ailing womna
Every young girl who suffers conlhly
Every vonian who is approaching maternity
Every woman who feels that life is a burden
Every woman who has tried all other means to regain health without success
Every woman who is going through that critical time the change of life
Is invited to write to Mrs Pinkham Lynn Mass in regard to her trouble and
the most expert advice telling exactly how to obtain a CURE will be sent abso
lutely free of cost
The one thing that qualifies a person to give advice on any subject
is experience experience creates knowledge
No other person has so wide an experience with female ills nor such
a record of success as Mrs Pinkham has had
Over a hundred thousand cases come before her each year Some
personally others by mail And this has been going on for twenty years
day after day and day after day
Twenty years of constant success think of the knowledge thus
gained Surely women are wise in seeking advice from a woman with
such an experience especially when it is free
Mrs Hayes of Boston wrote to airs Pinkham when she was
in great trouble Her letter shows the result There are actually
thousands of such letters in Mrs Pinkhams possession
Dear Mrs Pixkham I have been under doctors treatment for female
troubles for some time but without any relief They now tell me I have a
fibroid tumor I cannot sit down without great pain and the soreness extends
up my spine I have bearing down pains both back and front My abdomen
is swollen I cannot wear my clothes with an comfort Womb is dreadfully
swollen and I have had flowing spells for three years My appetite is not
good I cannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time
The symptoms of Fibroid Tumor given in your little book accurately
describe my case so I write to you for advice Mns E F Hayes 252
Dudley St Boston Itoxbury Mass
Dear Mrs PrxnnAir I wrote to you describing ray symptoms and
asked your advice You replied and I followed all your directions carefully
for several months and to day I am a well woman
The use of Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound together
with your advice carefully followed entirely expelled the tumor and strength
ened the whole system I can walk miles now
Your Vegetable Compound is worth five dollars a drop I advise all
women who are afflicted with tumors or any female trouble to write you for
advice and give it a -faithful trial Mns E F Hayes 252 Dudley St
Boston Eoxbury Mass
Mrs Hayes will gladly answer any and all letters that may bo
addressed to her asking about her illness and how Mrs Pinkham
helped her
FORFEIT if wennnot forthwith produce the original lottor and signaturo of
abore testimonial which will prove its absolnts nenuineaess
Lyilia IS PinUliain Modicioo Co Lynn Muss
The man who is satisfied with him
self doesnt want much
Defiance Starch
should bo in every housohold none so good
besides 4 oz more for 10 cents than any
other brand of cold water starch
Repentance is often only the humili
ation of being found out
IF YOU USE BAXIi BLUE
Get Red Cross Ball Blue the best Ball Blue
Largo 2 oz package only 5 cents
Look at a picture in the best pos
sible light and be as courteous to your
fellow man as you are to a picture
A virtue is not a deceased vice
I am sure Pisos Cure lor Consumption saved
my life three years oga Mrs Tros Robbins
Maple Street Norwich N Y Feb 17 1300
Koreans Are Improvident
The Korean is as a rule an improvi
dent individual in a chronic state of
impecuniosity He Is always ready
to receive a loan on almost any terms
Some of the charity that begins at
home cant get past the front door
without becoming homesick
SMOKERS FIND
LEWIS SINGLE BINDER
5Cigar better Quality than most 10 Cigars
Your Jobber or direct from Factory Peoria 111
People who live in glass houses
ought to roost in the cellar
Mrs Winslows axiotmnsr Syrup -
For children teething softens tho puin6 reduces in
flammation allays pain cureb wind coiic 22c a bottle
Of course silence is golden and
sometimes commands a pretty good
price
Lifes little frets calls for its largest
faith
Do Your Clothes Look Yellow
Then use Defiance Starch it will keep
them white 10 oz for 10 cents
A Governors First Dress Suit
The first time I ever put on a
dress suit said ex Governor Scofield
of Minnesota was at the reception
and ball which followed in the evening
of the day that I was inaugurated I
remember that ve had to stand on a
little platform raised a few inches
from the floor while tne crowd pass
ed along and shook hands with Mrs
Scofield and myself
I weighed just ninety six pounds at
that time and was as thin as a match
Mrs Scofield is a fleshy woman and
as I looked at her during a lull in
the procession and then sized up my
own diminutive anatomy I whispered
to her
Martha we must look like the
living skeleton and the fat woman in
the dime museum to these people
That settled Mrs Scofield for the
balance of the evening and to save
herself she could not get rid of the
ripples of mirth that would sweep
over her face and break out into peals
of laughter as the ridiculousness of
the situation appeared to her
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure Price 75c
Deadly Work of Lawmakers
Before the latest fighting French
deputy was strbdired he had succeeded
in hitting his adversary real hard
with a wad of crumpled paper The
lawmaking unpleasantness of sunny
France is rising to the perilous level
of the Parisian duel
When You Buy Starch
bny Defiance and get the best 16 os for 10
cents Onco nsed always used
One today is worth two tomorrows
FIGHT WITH ESKIMO DOGS
In a long Journey by fled in the
region of Great Bear Lake Mr Eger
ton R Young had a trying adventure
with Eskimo dogs which he relates in
My Dogs In the Northland He had
traveled several days with his own
dogs to the point wherethe Indians
were to meet him and replace the
tired dogs with fresh ones When the
dogB were changed his guide who had
accompanied him throughout the jour
ney to this point gave him a heavy
whip and said Now do not speak a
word and there will be no trouble
They do not like white people but if
you do not speak to them they will
never suspect in their anxiety to get
home
I looked the fierce brutes over
says Mr Young placed my heavy
whip so I could instantly seize it and
made up my mind that I was in for a
wild ride The owner of the dogs ap
plied his long whiplash to them and
away we started at a furious gallop
We had traveled Eome distance
when I was startled by a splendid
black fox which dashed out of a rocky
island on our left He struck across
our trail and made for another island
of rocks half a mile to our right
The dogs fells into disorder and
sped after him As we had fifteen
miles yet to go it was not safe to he
racing after a fox on this great lake
So I resolved to break the silence and
bring the dogs baok to the trail even
if I had to fight them
Bracing myself on my knees I
gripped the heavy whip so that 1
could use the handle of it as a club
Then I shouted to the dogs in Indian
to stop and turn to the left
England has had hard luck in
Africa from Egypt to the Transvaal
What with fanatics who achieve hea
ven through a violent death and
who are disinclined to
shoot up their blood relations the
Mad Mullah has proved a formidable
and relentless foe The latest disas
ter comes from Somaliland which
the British have for a long time been
rying to pacify The Mad Mullahs
mission in life Is to preach the gos
pel according to his lights and to cut
jp destroy and annihilate British
and Egyptian troops sent to remon
strate with him
On April 18 he caught Major
Plunkett with a command of 200
Sikhs and African rifles at Gum
Surru which is somewhere in the
center of Somaliland Nine British
officers and nearly the entire force of
Not Peculiar
Singular that the troubles of J
Bull with the Mad Mullah originally
grew out of his seizure of a cargo of
nadder Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune
Peklns Population
The estimates of -the population of
Pekin vary from 500000 to 1600000
MMOtXf
native troops were killed Ran out
of ammunition and fought with the
bayonet until overwhelmed reads
the dispatch Hadji Mohammed Ab
dullah the Mad Mullah only achiev
ed political prominence a few years
ago After a pilgrimage to Mecca
which may or may not have con
sisted of a trip to Feringhi rifle manu
factories he returned to the desert
to revive the religious spirit of the
tribesmen and back up his new creed
with Martinis and patent ammuni
tion which he had in great plenty
A bold man and a prophet who
possessed rifles the fame of the
Mad Mullah extended into Abyssinia
the tribes to the number of 80000
insane men gathered to his standard
and in 1899 with an army at hi3 heels
he declared war on the British in
vader Then began the Somaliland
campaign
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No Violence
Jolkley I submitted some humor
ous sketches here several days ago
They havent appeared Did you kill
them
Editor I passed upon them but I
dont think that killed them
Jolkley No
Editor No I think the just died
naturally of old age
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Tho Instant they heard my voice
they did stop so suddenly that my
cariolo went sliding on past the rear
dog of the train They came at me
furiously The leader of tho train tho
fiercest of the four began the attack
It was well for me that he did for he
swung the others about into such a
position that only one at a time could
reach me As he sprang to meet me
I guarded my face with one hand
which I wrapped in the furs while I
belabored the dog over the head with
the oak handle of the whip which was
hard as iron
Three or four good blows were all
that he needed With a howl he
dropped on the ice while tho next
one in tho train tried to get hold of
me One fortifnate clip on tho side of
his head sent him tumbling over his
leader Then I had to face tho third
dog which proved the ugliest cus
tomer of all for his head took a pro
digious amount of thumping before ho
yielded Failing to get hold of me he
tore the robes and the side of the
cariole which was made of parch
ment
It was fortunate for me that the
traces cf the fourth dog fastened to
the front of the cariole so held him
back that he was unable to do more
than growl at me
When I had conquered the third
dog I uncoiled the lash of the whip
and shouted Marche The leader
wheeled to the left and away they
flew I had no hesitancy in speaking
now The dogs showed no more de
sire for battle hut only a desperate
desire to reach the end of the jour
ney Montreal Family Herald
SHE BOILED THE SEEDS
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Just at the northwest border of By
field parish lies the settlement called
Dogtown They raise a very peculiar
cucumber early richly flavored and
singularly smooth en the outside De
termined to keep the plant to them
selves as it brought in a good in
come they agreed never to sell a
seed outside the settlement But a
certain grocer in Newburyport deter
mined to have some of these seeds
He commenced by making a friend
of an old dame who occasionally came
into his store to trade by treating her
to sundry potations of cordial a plug
of tobacco and snuff One day after
the good dame had swallowed two
bumpers of peppermint cordial for a
pain the subject was broached tell
ing the dame that he knew it was
against their rules to part with the
seeds but he had a friend who was
bound for New Orleans who wished
for some of them to take with him
and he thought if she had no objec
tion he should like some as it would
in no way interfere with the market
The dame promised the grocer the
seeds and got a quarter of a pound
of snuff on the spot with a promise
of a bottle of cordial upon the de
livery of the goeds
The next week true to her word
she came with ihe seeds and got her
bottle The following season the gro
cer planted his seeds with a great deal
of care Cucumber time came but he
had not even a vine He dug up the
seeds and found that they had not
commenced to germinate So the next
time the dame came into the store
he told her the fact
How do ycu know she said I
thought you were going to send them
to New Orleans
Yes but I kept a few to try them
myself and see how they were going to
work said the grocer
Dont ye spose I knowed all that
returned the dame You port mer
chants arnt nigh so sharp as you
J think ycu be I knowd what you was
up to so I thought Id fixe ye I biled
them ere seeds Boston Globe
AFTER THE WELSH RAREBIT
It was long past midnight and Bil
kins was asleep He Avas dreaming
sweetly and this is what he dreamed
He had been appointed chief care
taker of the animals of the estate of
John D Rockefeller All went
smoothly until a strike was dclared
against his authority The revolt was
headed by an enormous tomcat who
was the Sam Parks of the Rockefeller
animals Bilkins remonstrated with
the feline walking delegate He did
not know where he learned the lan
guage but he was talking cat talk
to the leader of the strikers During
the negotiations the tomcat took the
shape of a kangaroo only he walked
on his hind legs in dignified fashion
instead of leaping about
Bilkins grew terrified and shcutcd
for help still in the cat language
The walking delegate then picked up
a baseball bat and Bilkins again cried
cut for aid but the cat brought the
hat down on Bilkins head with ter
rific force Then Bilkins woke up
His wife was thumping him vigor
ously
Subconsciously he caught his last
feline cry and knew he had had a
bad case of nightmare Mrs
Bilkins knew it too and when her
husband tried to explain it to her his
tongue still tangled with the intrica
cies of feline language did not put
forth intelligible Anglo Saxon and
she pounded him still harder Bilkins
was now sufficiently awake to grasp
the situation and he began to laugh
He laughed so hard that he could ex
plain nothing and his wife still
thought he was struggling with the
nightmare Her thumps came with
redoubled vigor and as she pounded
him she began to cry
Hold on Im awake now Bil
kins managed to gasp
Im so glad sobbed Mrs Bilkins
Do you know you were yowling just
like a cat
Bilkins has sworn off on rarebits
ENGLANDS TASK IN AFIUCA
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who aro ovory day bcln
xnado well by Donni
Kidney rills and tho free
trial herewith offered
makes further doluy
Kidney neglect
They correct urlno with
brick dust pediment high
colored pain In passing
jdrlbbllns frequency bod
wetting DoanB Kidney 1111s
Vcmoio calculi and gravel
Relievo heart palpitation
sleeplessness headacho
nervousness dizziness
Newbeon Ky B C Jones
writes I was unable to
get anything to slop the too
tuuch ilow of water For
LUMEWttiBKS
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Odd Mistake rn Dictionaries
Dr Murray in his discourse on Dis
tionaries could give some amusing
instances of definitions according to
the London Chronicle Ash for in
stance says that esoteric is a mis
spelling of exoteric Johnson defined
coaxation as the art of coaxing in
stead of the croaking of frogs and
pastern as the knee of a horse a
blunder which was copied by subse
quent dictionary makers Webster
too in his first edition went astray
in cricket terms Leg as a verb he
defines to strike in the leg used in
the game of cricket Wicket keeper
is given as the piayer in cricket who
stands with a bat to protect the wick
et from tne ball Longstop is said
to be one who is set to stop balls a
long distance
The way of the transgressor is
mighty slippery
Hz Feels Good
Caddo Ky July 20th I believe
I could climb a mountain without
drawing a long breath is the way
William Ball of this place describes
how he is feeling
As Mr Ball has been on the sick
list for a long time this declaration
from him comes as quite a surprise
When asked to explain how he had
become so strong in such a short
time he says
I did have Kidney Trouble very
bad in fact I had to get up four or
five times every night to urinate I
had shortness of breath which dis
tressed me terribly I was badly used
up and was really of no account for
anything
I used three boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills and thats what has m
me well I can sleep all night
out having -to get up I feel
and as I said before I believe
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forty yenrs I luul headwto
day end night could noo
sleep well wan very weak
and about giving up all hope
I got Doana PUN and tber
cured mo That was lvo
months ago and I can say
to day my water Is regular
and I hrvu not had headacho
for ilvo months For bd
wetting rcalding urine and
headache Doana Kidney
Pill havo no equal I baro
recommended them to fifty
different jersoni with good
results I first lead of Downs
Pills In SmWilund Dunier
sent to you for samplo and
afterward purchased tha
pills from Jolley Dro t Grac I
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The wise man who is looking for a
job never gives his next door neigh
bor as reference
Insist or Getting it
Some grocers say they dont keep De
fiance Starch This is because thoy have a
stock on hand of othor brands contnining
only 12 oz in a package -which they won t
beable to sell firs t because Defiance con
tains lfi oz for the same money
Do you ant 10 oz instead of 12 oz for
same money Then buy Defiance Starch
Requires no cooking
Victorias Only Joke
The late Queen Victoria though she
had hterary ambitions and was as tal
ented s became a queen was not
known rs a wit says the Philadelphia
-edger Her one recorded joke how
ever is a good one and should be pre
served The story goes that the aged
Duke of Wellington having paid his
sovereign a visit on a very wet day j
she anxiously inquired what beets he
was wearing The people call them
ellingtons said the duke What
nonsense exclaimed the queen
Where I should like to know could
you find a pair of Wellington
Wherever inlLiniiitioii exists there
jyou may use with perfect safety
although the Falvo is chiefly
mended for diseases of the eye
CURES ALL EYE AFFECTIONS
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What Luck
Libby Luncheons made ready in a
lew moments
Veal Loaf Potted Turkey
Deviled Ham Ox Tongue c
Quickly made ready to serve
Are U S Government Inspected
Keep in the house ior emergencies for sup
persiur sandwiches for any time when you
want something good and want it quick
Ilandvotne illustrated booklet Good Tbtngito
Eai ent free end Dtb 2c tioji for larzs Atlai
of th World in olors
Libby McNeill Libby Chicago 111
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climb a mountain without drawing alffitnii asamouti trash and toremovetartar
long breath Dodds Kidney Pills did j JJ wew tenaioaay a postal cam
it all
It is up to the opera singer who
needs a change oi air to break into a
church cioir
Stops the Cough ana
Works Off the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Price 25c
Where theres a will theres
cnance for tne lawyer to butt In
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Toilet Antiseptic we will
mail a large trial pscka9
with book of Instruction
absolutely free Thlsisnos
a t7 sampie but a laro
package enough to con
vince anyone of its value
Women all over the country
are praiMcfPastineorwha5
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