The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 17, 1903, Image 3

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SUFFERING WOMEN
is the land o ner
AMERICA
vous women
The great majority of ner
vous women are so because the
are suffering from some form of female
disease
Mrs Emma Mitchell 520 Louisiana
street Indianapolis Ind writes
Peruna has certainly been a blessing
in disguise to me for when I first began
taking it for troubles pecuL lr to the sex
and a generally worn out system I had
little faith
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For the past five years I have
rarely bees without pain but Pe
runa has changed all this and in
a very short time I think I had
only taken two bottles before
began to recuperate very quickly
and seven bottles made me well
I do not have headache or back
ache any more and have some in
terest in life I give all credit
where it is due and that is to Pe
runa Emma Mitchell
By far the greatest number of female
troubles are caused directly by catarrh
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cartridges and shot shells
are made in the largest and
best equipped ammunition
factory in the world
AMMUNITION
of U- M G make is now
accepted by shooters as
the worlds standard for
it shoots well in any gun
Tour dealer sells it
The Union Metallic
Cartridge Co
Bridgeport - - Gonn
WE DEMAND
YOUR ATTENTION
IT anyone offered you a ood
dollar for zn imperfect one
would you take it 7
If anyone offered you one good
dollar for 75 cents of bad money
would you take it
We offer you 10 ounces of the
very best starch made for 10c
No other brand b so sjood yet
all others cost 10c for 12 ounces
Ours b a business proposition
DEFIANCE STARCH is tht best
and cheapest
We guarantee it satisfactory
Ask your grocer
The DEFIANCE STARCH CO
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When Answerrnjj Aavertlsements
Kindly Mention This Paper
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Tired Nervous Aching
Trembling Sleepless Blood
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Regulates Restores Many
Prominent Women Endorse
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They are catarrh of the organ which is
affected These women despair of re
covery Female trouble is so common so
prevalent that they accept it as almost in
evitable The greatest obstacle in the way
of recovery is that they do not understand
that it is catarrh which is the source of thejr
illness In female complaint ninety nine
cases out of one hundred are nothing but
catarrh Peruna cures catarrh wherever
located
Chronic invalids who have languished for
years on sick beds with some form of female
disease begin to improve at once after be
ginning Dr Hartmans treatment
Among the many prominent women who
recommend Peruna are Belva Lockwood
of Washington D C Mrs Col Hamilton
of Columbus Ohio Mrs F E Warren wife
of U S Senator Warren of Wyoming
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac
tory results from the use of Peruna write
at once to Dr Hartman giving a full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis
Address Dr Hartman President of Tha
Hartman Sanitarium Columbus Ohio
What doth it profit a man to have
brains if he lacketh the ability to use
them
I do not believe Pisos Cure for Consumption
cas an equal tor coughs and colds John P
Uotteu Trinity Springs Ind Feb 16 1900
Look at a picture in the best pos
sible light and be as courteous to your
fellow man as you are to a picture
Every time a man tries to get some
thing for nothing he acquires a little
more experience
Do Your Feet Acne and Burn
Shake into your shoes Allens Foot
Ease a powder for the feet It makes
tight or New Shoos feel Easy Cures
Swollen Hot Sweating Feet Corns
and Bunions At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores 25c Sample sent FREE
Address Allen S Olmsted LeRoy N Y
Will Entertain a King
Thomas F Walsh who expects to
receive a visit next fall from King
Leopold of Belgium and to entertain
the royal personage at his splendid
home on Massachusetts avenue in
Washington is a millionaire who made
his wealth out of Colorado mines He
was born m Ireland in 1851 and came
to America at the age of 18 He went
to Colorado soon afterward took up
mining and by industry and good luck
accumulatea a vast fortune
Mrs Winslows ootTilnr Syrup
For children ieethlns softens the gums reduces It
lamination allays pain cures wind colic 23c a bottle
Its only a matter of time till the
undertaker lets you in on the ground
floor
This country can struggle along
without kings and queens as long as
it has a few political bosses
When Your Grocer Says
he does not have Defiance Starch yon may
be sure ho is afraid to koep it until his
stock of 12 oz packages are sold Defiance
Starch is not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch but contains 16 oz to
the package and 6ells for same money as 12
oz brands
Professors of physical culture lack
the nerve needed to recommend the
wood saw and wash board
Any act by which a man makes one
enemy is in the end a losing game
Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars
now smoke Lewis Single Binder straight
5c cigar The best combination of the best
tobaccos Lewis Factory Peoria HI
A woman who gushes over a man
when he is tired and hungry is due
for a term in a padded cell
RED CROSS BALL BLUE -
Should be In every home Ask your grocer
for it Large 2 oz package only 5 cents
The average man cant realize how
easy it is to pass the contribution plate
and forget to chip in until he tries it
Those Who Have Tried It
wCl use no other Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal In Quantity or Qual
ity 16 oz for 10 cents Other brands can
tain onlv 12 oz
The wise missionary secureth an ap
pointment among the vegetarian type
of heathen
To Cure a Cold in One Gay
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund money if it foils to care 25c
Morning prayer sets a picket for
the day
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MANY WOMEN WH MAKE
LIVING ON TIE HO AD
There are more than half a hundred
women In the United States who earn
a living and a good one at that by
acting as drummers or commercial
travelers for business houses One of
the most successful of these saleswom
en is not of the opinion that all mem
bers of her sex could do as well as she
lias done The women who have
made a success on the road she said
recently are the women who would
have made a success in any line of
work they took up There is the rank
and file in every business but I think
that fewer women go on the road now
than did a few years ago
Men do not regard the woman com
mercial traveler with favor and many
houses employ them simply as an ad
vertisement to attract attention to
their goods and make them talked
about in the small towns Other houses
refuse to have a woman represent
them on the road and there are still
others who find that the per cent of
sales by their feminine representa
tives is as large if not larger than by
the men who made the same territory
The work is hard but less hard
than that of a clerk who stands still
all day behind a counter and the pay
is better Most traveling saleswomen
can make at least 1000 a year and
few clerks receive more than 15 a
week Some routes are pleasanter
than others and it is not always agree
able to make towns of less tRan S000
inhabitants as the hotels are likely to
be poor and there is nothing to do for
amusement after the days work is
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There are a number of Minneapolis
women who have made a success as
traveling saleswomen but they were
endowed with the ability to make a
success of anything they undertook
They have shrewd capable business
brains they are not afraid of work
and they deserve the large checkj
they receive in payment for the equal
ly large orders they send in to their
houses Miss Pettibone who formerly
made Minneapolis ner home and who
now represents a corset house with
headquarters in Chicago receives a
salary of about 7000 a year Miss
McCue formerly traveled for Wash
burn Crosby Co and was one of tno
few women selling flour She has re
cently abandoned breadstuffs for soap
Among the traveling saleswomen
who are well known to buyers are Mrs
Campbell and Mrs Allen who sell
baking powder Miss Louise Ames
who has a dry goods line Miss Au
gusta Asher infants wear Miss
Heintzman and Miss Annis Burr Por
ter mousetraps
Most of the traveling saleswomen
represent come branch of womens
wear The women who sell soap and
flour and salt are not bothered with
large trunks or samples and they can
make their sales at once if the buyer
is in the humor A man can some
times coax him into a purchasing dis
position with a cigar or a drink but a
woman has to depend on her wit
which does not always answer the
same purpose
PRACTICAL BREWER TELLS OF
DISCOVERY OF LAGEH BEER
Two practical brewers as they con
versed the other day had an argu
ment over the invention of lager beer
A third brewer joined them and said
Lager beer was not invented It was
discovered accidentally discovered
Here is the story as my grandfather
handed it down to my father
A saddler of the German town of
Bamberg sent his apprentice one
morning in the Middle Ages for a bot
tle of the beer they used in these days
a vile beer that was drunk as soon
as it was brewed The apprentice
bought the bottle and on the way
home with it met a practical joker
The joker said to him
Your boss is looking for you He
says you have spoiled three days work
and he is going to baste you with a
cart whip
At this news the apprentice was so
scared that he buried the beer under
a tree and ran off and enlisted in the
army He prospered in the army In
time he became an officer and got the
cross of honor Then he thought he
would return to his native town
When with a long furlough he
drew near the town he recalled the
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bottle of beer he had buried and he
dismounted from his charger on reach
ing the well remembered tree and dug
up the Ivttle and carried it to his
former master
Old man ho said you sent me af
ter a bottle of beer five years ago
Here is the beer now
The master embraced him con
gratulated him on his success in life
and opened the bottle to share with
him its contents Such excellent beer
neither had ever tasted before It was
like old wine The master as soon as
he learned that it was burial that had
so much benefited it bought 1000 bot
tles of beer buried them and five
years later sold them at a great profit
for everybody that tasted the new
drink loved it
In time the secret leaked out Brew
eries everywhere came to know that
beer by lying improved So they all
adopted the lying process and they
called the new drink lying or lager
beer for lager means lying as you
know
In the past centuries they let beer
lie longer than we do now This is a
fast age you know
AN INCIDENT IN
LIFE OF A PROMOTER
Henry Wollman has a story of how
he once came near to being a million
aire
About a yctar ago said he my
office boy brought me a card reading
Mr Joseph Montague one hundred
and something Broadway When this
Mr Montague entered I recognized
a man I had seen in the west He told
me he was about to get up a corpora
tion to utilize the water power of the
Missouri and Kansas rivers at Kansas
City He had already agreed upon
contracts with all the pork packers
and other utilizers of power in Kansas
City according to his story A large
quantity of blue prints and other for
midable looking things he carried
under his arm There was going to
be three million dollars clear profit in
the transaction he asserted when he
told me he had decided to make me
counsel of the company and would
give me a million dollars for my ser
vices I could not quite see why he
should have two million and I only
one but he finally persuaded me that
I ought to be satisfied witn the devis
ion and I agreed to take the million
dollars
His face lighted up with satisfac
tion Suddenly it changed and he
said Something awful happened to
me last night a burglar broke into
my room and stole my trousers with
all my ready cash and although it is
nearly noon I havent had breakfast
yet
Naturally I said Mr Montagu1 it
is necessary for the success of our
great enterprise that you should keep
in good physical condition heres a
half dollar get your breakfast
Montague departed and that is the
last I ever saw of my half dollar or
my million dollar fee This is no joke
It actually happened and something
like it is happening every hour in New
York New iork Times
GOOD OLD CUSTOMS OF
THE WEST IN DISFAVOR
A brief note in a Russell paper
states that Judge Jim Reeder of the
District court has informed the mem
bers of the local bar that they will no
longer be allowed to appear in court
in their shirt sleeves according to the
Kansas City Journal Probably Judge
Reeder is not to blame for this He
seems to be simply the helpless instru
ment of that effete civilization of the
East which is overwhelming the primi
tive democracy of the boundless prai
ries But nevertheless this order will
sorely try the souls of a few remain
ing members of the ancient Western
bar who did not consider themselves
equipped for business until coat was
Dff suspenders down and shirt thrown
Illinois Ranks First
Illinois ranks first among the states
In the manufacture of agricultural im
plements bicycles cars glucose and
distilled liquors and in slaughtering
and meat packing
open at the neckband Coats indeed
Time enough has not yet elapsed to
make us forget the picturesque G Polk
Cline who used to come to this self
same court in overalls army shirt and
bare feet often giving slight annoy
ance to his brother attorneys by
working the mud from between his
toes while his extremeties were ele
vated above the common table And
neither can we reconcile this pert
order with the fashions of not so long
ago when bluff old Sheriff Lanahan
used to convene court in this short
but emphatic formula
Take off yer guns and hats ye
bums and sports The honorable
coort is now in session
Open Court Martials
Austrian soldiers will under the new
penal code be able to avail themselves
of counsel and instead of the secret
trial in camera court martials will be
open to the public
NERYE WORN KIDNEYS
Do an s Kidney rills
tnaUc freedom from Iclil
noy trouljo possible
Tliey carry n Id nil of
medication to the kid
ney that bring n bright
ray of hopo to deiperato
cases
Aching backs are cased
lip bock and loin pains
overcome Snelltnj of the
limbs and dropsy klgno
anish
Lock IIaven Tjl Jlra
L W Animumcn writes
A few ji eels ago I cent for
i trial box of Doans Kidney
Pills for myself and they did
ill they aro said to do My
husband was kicked last fall
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Some womens idea of being stren
uous is to belong to seventeen differ
ent societies for the suppression of
things
Why It Is the Best
ia because made by an entirely different
process Defiance Starch i3 unlike any
other better and one third more for 10
cents
The love of some women is like the
ague it begins with a chill and ends
in a fever
The fool shows his folly and knows
it not but the wise guy knows his
folly and shows it not
Halli Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally Price 75c
Two court injunctions are equiva
lent to a pair of suspenders
To many people mistake a polite
acknowledgement for an encore
InrdNt on Getting It
Some grrocers say they dont keep De
fiance Starch because they have a atock
m hand of VI oz btjands which they
know cannot be sold to a customer who
has once used the 1G oz pkff Defiance
Starch for the same money
It Converted the Moonshiner
The fate of those Arkansas farmer
boys who poisoned themselves with
whisky made from wood alcohol
made such an isapression on John H
Erumley moonshiner that he loaded
his still into a wagon drove to Hot
Springs and surrendered it and him
self to the United States commission
er His whisky had always been pure
stuff he said but he wanted to get out
of the business
Russell Sages Brick
Russell Sage boarded a Sixth avenue
elevated train at Rector street one day
last week He carried under one arm
a sample brick wraped in a news
paper It was one that the builder of
the Emma Willard seminary had
taken to the financiers office Re
pairs to Mr Sages hall are to be made
and Mr Sage wanted to see the brick
that is to be used It was worth per
haps 2 cents At Twenty eighth street
a sporty looking youth who evidently
knew the great man reached down
seized the brick dashed to the door
was down stairs and away before Mr
Sage mu h annoyed could get to
the door and breathlessly explain to
the guard what had happened I felt
sorry for him said the latter when
he told of the experience He looked
real sad at losing that bric but Id
have given a dollar to have seen the
face of the other fellow when he cut
the string
A Good Story
Frederika la July 13th Mr A S
Grover of this place tells an interest
ing story showing how sick people
may regain their health if they will
only be guided by the experience of
others He says
I had a very bad case of Kidney
Trouble which affected my urinary
organs so that I had to get up every
hour of the night I could not retain
my urine and my feet and limbs began
to bloat up My weight was quickly
running down
After I had tried many things In
vain I began to use Dodds Kidney
Pills a medicine which had cured
some other very bad cases
This remedy has done wonders for
me I have gained eight pounds in
two months The bloat has all gone
from my fept and legs and I dont
have to get up at night Iwtook in all
about ten boxes before I was all
sound
Those who suffer as did Mr Gro
ver can make no mistake in taking
Dodds Kidney Pills for they are a
sure safe and permanent cure for all
Kidney urinary disorders-
Money makes the mare go but Its
peasuasive powers are often wasted
on the automobile
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pace I InsufUclcut write addraa on Kpo
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byahorsoond badly hurt
ills hip was fractured and
after ho recovered he was iu
cuch misery that ho could
hardly vralk and to Btoop
caused him such dititres that
ho thought he would havo to
quit work also lr affected
bin bladder und ho vcs un
able to motto his water with
out to much distress I in
sisted on ha petting n box
of your pills and trylngthem
so I went to MasonH Drug
Store and got a box Tho
first box bel pod him so much
that I got the second and also
tho third and nor ho Is en
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TJso Red Cross Ball Bluo It makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new All grocers
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The tighter a man becomes tho
looser his tongue gets
Seek a generous man if you would
And a truly grateful one
More Flexible and Lasting
wont 6hake out or blow out by using
Defianco Stnrch vou obtain better resultn
than possible mth any other brand ami
one third moro for sarao money
Occasionally a woman thinks hr
figure is one of natures miscalcula
tions
When two women talk tho subject
of their conversation is conspicuously
absent
Promoted by Shampoos
of Cuticura Soap
And Dressings of Cuticura the
Great Skin Cure
Purest Sweetest Most Effective Remedies
for Shin Scalp and Hair
This treatment at once stops falling
hair removes crusts scales and dan
druff destroys hair parasites soothes
irritated itching surfaces stimulates
the hair follicles loosens the scalp skin
supplies the roots with energy and
nourishment and makes the hair grow
upon u sweet wholesome healthy scalp
when all else falls
Millions of women now rely on Cati
cura Soap assisted by Cuticura Oint
ment the great skin cure for preserving
purifying and beautifying the skin for
cleansing the scalp of crusts scales and
dandruff end the stopping of falling
hair for softening whitening and
soothing red rough and sore hands for
baby rashes Itchings aid chaflngs for
annoying irritations or too free or
offensive perspiration for nlcerative
weaknesses and many sanative anti
septic purposes which readily suggest
themselves as well as for all the pur
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Cuticura remedies are the standard
skin cures and humour remedies of tho
world Bathe the affected parts with hot
water and Cuticura Soap to cleanse the
surface of crusts and scales and soften
the thickened cuticle Dry without
hard rubbing and apply Cuticura Oint
ment freely to allay itching in Itatlon
and inflammation and soothe and heal
and lastlv in the severer forms take
Cuticura Resolvent to cool and cleanse
the blood A single set Is oftn suffi
cient to cure the most torturing ds
fljuring skin scalp and blood humours
from pimples to scrofula from infancy
to age when all else fails
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mall a large trial pacltasre
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package enough to con
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Women all over the countrv
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