The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 14, 1902, Image 4
funmriwi iimim i xjwgHiMlBlHJg tUL p - 1 THE OLD RELSMBLE BllJr nntfj akinG POWDER Absolutely Pure THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE rbs Clfr M S ifrikp Vl V OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER Largest Circulation m Red Willow Co Subscription 1 a Yer in Advance TiiKKEoiiLht to be i statute prohibit ing malpractice on the human soul The Alliance Grip hears testimony to the inherent good judgment and com monense of the average Populist by stating that they sooner or Inter if far mer Republicans return to that party It is the general reiori from all over Nebraska that the vote was light An oiF year everybody husy It takes a calamity year to roll up the votes Why arent people as anxious to perpetuate a good thing Samuel Randolphs princealbert doesnt acree with the majority of the voters in Redwillow countv He thinks Almeron R ea Ami C Teel and John Wint jen the peers of Dr J E Hathorn Dr- S Li Green and Commissioner D A Waterman This is not the only donee that Samuel Randolphs prince albert is getting dusty Advertised Letters The following letters were advertised by the McCook postoflice Nov 11 1902 Clive H Aiken Hon M McManus Jj U Vollbrecht Casper Vontz When calling for these letters please saythey were advertised F l Ivimmell Postmaster Notice of Estray Came to the farm of the undersigned jive miles east and one mile south of Mc Cook two weeks ago one white mare tOwner can have same by proving prop erty and paying charges John 13 Firchtxer A scarlet fever medical blesinr serum is Dr G a the latest COLEMAN II 13 Wales sold two horses to J B Smith JW Corner was in McCook Monday with hogs Bi rt Wales took a load of kaffir corn to McCook Monday B F Wilson is husking corn Some is going tuent five bushels per acre George Howell is iixed for a cold snap lie brought out a load of coal Tuesda Frank Striker of Northbranch Kan sas was recently run over by a wagon loaded with corn but fortumuely escap ed with slight injuries about the should ers Dont be a fish and especially dont bo a sucker Sutton will sell ou a pian as cheap as any reliable concern on earth and on as favorible terms nu with a guarantee that is absolutely good Get his prices and terms and see his in struments before miUintr the mistake of bin ing from a si ranger with his sto k ii trade on wheels Ruiton is here to ma hi good any statement or i liini aid to cor ieci anything that may be wrong in goods tie may sell and lie wont bt undersold by anybody in the musical ins i ument business i ut fu C r Skis Hcrbino exerts a direct influenco on tho bowel- liv r anil kidneys purifj iiu and treugtlifi ing tin so nrjriins and maintaining them in -normal condition of Inmltli thus removing u common cauu of yellow moth greay skin and more or loss of pimples blotches and blackhead- at A McMiliii 8 Dont be a fish and es pecially dont be a sucker Sutton will sell you a pi ano as cheap as any re liable concern on earth and on as favorable terms and with a guarantee that is absolutely good Get his prices and terms and see his instruments before making the mistake of buying from a stranger with his stock in trade on The couutry has been waiting for this i wheels Sutton is here to ior some time xc nas neen cnougnc Dy some that railroad rates were fixed byimnip rrnnri ctflfpmpnt the -all the trafllc would bear plan by laKe gOOO any Statement others on a scientific basis of fair profit - etc but now comes a prominent vice- Or Claim and tO Correct president of one of the roads who makes bold to stale that competition anything that may be ison and compromise determine railroad j -rates The gentleman seems to have wr0ng in his gOOdS -overlooked the question of equity alto- gether Its an alliterative matter China and the Chinese Gen G W Bailey will give four en tertainments in the Baptist church Monday Tuesday and Wednesday even linys November 24th 25th and 26th and Tuesday afternoon November 25 th These lectures are illustrated with the finest costumes ever shown to an audi ence in United States A costly museum of wonderful curiosities valued at 860000 will be exhibited All we can say of Tank Kee Gen Baileys Chinese name is this That he is the most amusing as well as instruc tive lecturer we have ever heard Any one who fails to hear him misses the best thing that has been here in a long time He is a better humorist than Bob Burdette and as instructive as a man can be Sterling 111 Gazette Reserved seat tickers at the Post office lobtiy Course tickets 75c for adults and 50c for- children Single tickets 25c for adults and 15c for children KcCook Market Quotations Corrected Friday morning Corn 8 35 Wheat 48 Oats 35 iRye 32 Hogs 5J4 Eggs 20 Sutter 1714 The Sent of the Kingfisher Our American belted alcyon or com mon kingfisher is au expert hole borer There is scarcely a clayey bank along the streams of our middle and south ern states but has its face cut by the door of one of these gloomy looking houses The hole Is usually quite round and goes directly 1110 the bank with a slight upward slant to a distance of from two to four feet where it turns nearly at right angles to one side or the other ending in a large jug shaped pocket where the eggs are laid The kingfisher is my most cheerful com panion when I am out for a days or a weeks angling It Is an ever fresh de light to watch him swooping down into the clear brook water with a melodious plunge and coming forth sparkling like a flake from a blue sea wave or a frag ment of turquoise He rarely fails to catch the minnow he strikes at but his appetite is unremitting and Insatiable He eats from morning till night Maurice Thompson Two Thins That Scnre a Negro Two seemingly harmless things ex cite the fear of the southern negro One is the cracking of the finger joints the other Is to be stepped over as he lies prone upon the ground The crook ing of the linger joints seems to sug gest to the negro imagination the rat tling of a skeletons bones while to be stepped over is regarded as likely to bring bad luck to grown folks and to check the growth of children A half grown negro boy will sternly com mand a playfellow who has stepped over his body to step back In order that the spell may be removed Uncle Samn Recruits The following qualifications are re quired of every soldier selected as a re cruit He must uot be under twenty or biianmn over twenty five years old he must be rXIw iT7aTlstron8 enough to lift a 100 pound Gill college Montreal Canada is the weight Wltb bctu uands to a Psltlon discoverer of a serum by which he has demonstrated that the parasites in the Ievel wIth his chest- Ue must be 4 feet system of those suffering from scarlet j 8 inches in height and able to run a fever can- be -successfully combated course of seven miles in an hour and Ihts will be even a greater blessing to j he must also be of good character tne nome tnan was tne dipnthena serum Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds ol food It gives instant relief and neve fails to cure It allows you to eat all the food you want The most sensitive etomachs can take it By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been eared after everything else failed It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach relieving all distress after eating Dieting unnecessary Pleasant to take It cant help but do you good Prepared only by E O Da Witt Co Chicago Zbo f L bottle contains 3 times the 50c size Diplomacy William Slimson Jr Do you believe In being kind to the sick mamma Mrs W Slimson Certainly Willie and I hope you always will Why do you ask William Because mamma I heard the little boy on the next block had the measles and Ive been visiting him all the afternoon Harpers Bazar The Poets Explanation What do you mean by embers of the dying year asked the poets wife Why Nov ember and Dec ember of course my dear replied the long haired one with a fiendish grin Chi cago News Long Time Between Meals If youre a stayin fer dinner said the authors little boy Im afraid youll go hungry We only eat on publication Atlanta Constitution r m x0mu BLACK DRAUGHT THE ORIGINAL LIVER MEDICINE A sallow complexion dizziness biliousness and a coated tongue are common indications of liver and kidney diseases Stomach and bowel troubles severe as they are five immediate warning by pain ut liver and kidney troubles though less painful at the start aro much harder to cure Thedforda Black Draught never fails to bene fit diseased liver and weakened kid neys It stirs up the torpid liver to throw off the germs of fever and ague It is a certain preventive or cholera and Bright s disease of the kidneys With kidneys re inforced by Thedfords Black Draught thousands of persons have dwelt immune in the midst of yel low fever Many families live in Serfect health and have no other octor than Thedfords Black Draught It is always on hand for use in an emergency and saves many expensive calls of a doctor Mullins S C March 10 1901 I have used Thedfords Black Draught for three years and I have not had to go to s doctor since I have been taking it It is the best medicine for me that is on the market for liver and kidney troubles ana dyspepsia and other complaints Rev A G LEWIS I Time Card McCook Neb P2S332 MAIN LINE EAHT DEPART 0 t Central Timo ll10r M 2 605 am 12 920am No 5 arrives from east at 8 p m main line west depart o 1 Mountain Time 1112 am 3 1140 fu 13 825 A st IMPERIAL LINK o 176 arrives Mountain Time 540p si so 175 departs 700am Sleeping dining and reclining chair cars atd freo on through trains Tickets sold nd baggage checked to any poiutin tho United tat8 or Canada For information time tables maps and tick ts call on or write A P Thomson Agent IcCook Nobraska or J Francis General iHMMigor Agent Omaha Nebraska ADDITIONAL RAILROAD NEWS Herman Hegenberger is flagging out of McCook now A new roof is being placed on a portic n of the round house Brakemnn L M Best has been sick part of the week and off duty VanNortwick is a new machinist in the round house service this week Conductor J W Line is entertaining his father Dr M M Line of Vermont Trainmaster Ken yon spent a part of the week at Moorcroft looking after oil matters Chief Clerk Lawritson of the supts office was in Kearney early in the week on business Engine No 41 a class K 4 was put in the shop this week for tin overhauling Also the 316 Brakeman W F Calhoun was in Cambridge on a tender mission early part of the week Way car No 55 is just out of the carpenter-shop and No 62 is in for a gen eral overhauling Freight train No 76 broke down near Holdrege Wednesday delaying tratlic three or four hours Brakeman C W Dewey has been off duty part of the week on account of ttie illness of his wife Perry Majors is to be transferred to the Havelock shops which will bring him nearer home Peru Brakeman A N Cbimpitt has taken a brief leave and visited Republican City lelatives a few days this week Brakeman J B Converse took a short lay off this week and went down to Edgar to visit the wife and children The paymaster will arrive in McCook baturdny evening on No o and will go west on Sunday morning on a special Locomotive No 267 was out in the yard yesterday afternoon being lim bered up for service after a general over hauling Brakeman L E Cramer has been on the Republican Ciry run for a few days vice Brakeman C E Hoffman who has been on a passenger in place of Brake man Dewey lav ing off Brakeman Wilbur Fisk has returned from his trip to Colorado and on Tues day resumed his run on the Oxford St Francis line relieving Brakeman George Cranscom who has returned to head quarters Conductor and Mrs 3 J Curran hav been visiting up in Wyoming this wepk Rockefeller has been spending most of the time at the oil well at Moorcroft while Mrs Curran has been visitin Mrs Tom Curran at Sheridan where J J atterwards joined her Make no mistake See Sutton first lie will do better for you in pt no- or gans or any othpr instrument than any other dealer in Southwestern Nebraska He will do better than any strangerwho is here this week and gone next Non- excel him m terms and nrices He handles the best guaranteed instruments and is here to make the guarantee good Dont make a mistake COURT HOUSE NEWS COUrTY COURT Licenses to marry have been granted to the following this week John Betz and Loretta A Groves both of Coleman precinct this county Irwin Bovard of Cedar Bluffs Kansas and Violet Hieber of Otego Kansas They were married by the county judge Thursday the 13th inst See Sutton first Buy afterwards You will buy of him and buy right WOMEN WARRIORS Many Hnvc Fought Hrnvely Ecn putlex of a Queen The muster rolls of the civil war show a number of cases of soldiers who were discovered to be women One of the most remarkable women was Christian Cavenagh who lived In England In the nineteenth century She was married and had three children Her husband was carried off to Hol land where he had to enlist as a pri vate soldier Ills wife dressed as a man and enlisted so as to be near her husband She was wounded at the bat tle of Landen made a prisoner by the French and carried to St where she remained until she was exchanged Then she quarreled and fought a duel with her sergeait and was transferred to another regi ment Again she was wounded at Ita millies when her secret was discover ed She was however permitted to remain with the regiment as a cook Many English officers recall the case of Dr James Barry This woman served in the British army about fifty years ago as a surgeon at the Cape at Malta and at Barbados At the Cape he fought a duel with an officer who had called him a woman Mrs Lindley the wife of a soldier went through some of the sharpest en gagements of the civil war She en listed in Company D Sixth Ohio cav alry and fought at Fort Magruder Hanover Court House Bull Run Antie tam and Boonsboro She is said to be still living and the mother of several children Christina queen of Sweden was edu cated and dressed like a boy from her birth because her father was disap pointed at not having a son She was more a king than a queen and after four years of rule resigned her crown and went off to amuse herself in Eu lope She was dressed in mens clothes and acted as uproariously as any man who ever owned his clothes by right of sex She was only twenty eight at the time Savannah News BOILING IT DOWN A Valuable Lcshoii In tlie Gentle Art of Omlttini It was this way was explaining a quite fresh and young appearing gentleman to a much older companion as I took a seat near them in the res taurant I thought that it was quite a clever short story and as the pro fessor had asked me to read it to him for the purpose of criticism he listened patiently for the thirty minutes that it took me to go through it Good for the first writing he said but you must learn the art of omitting You have unnecessary sentences Find them omit them and come and read it again I followed his advice and the next time it took me twenty minutes to read it Better he said Try it again for there is more you can omit I didnt show the annoyance that I felt but did some more cutting and condensing Then I read it to him again in fifteen minutes That is nearer to the correct thing he said with an approving nod but there is chance for a little more prun ing It was with an effort that 1 re strained myself but knowing that he Is an authority in literary matters for the third time I went to the slaughter of the innocents and returning the next day read it to him in ten minutes That is something like he ex claimed slapping me on the back Another little omitting seance will fix it This is a little too much I an swered as 1 seized my manuscript with a show of feeling You had bet ter tell me to omit every word of it Thats it my boy thats it he re plied It is too much Omit the rest aud you will never hear a word of ad verse criticism Ill be hanged if I didnt take hi3 advice again and throw the story in the wastebasket New York Herald The Extinct Northern Sea Cow In the year 1734 the Bering explor ers discovered gigantic species of ryti naj or northern s a cow These mjtts manatees wre similar in gener al habits to those of the S -tub Ameri can coast and were from twenty to thirty feet in length and from ten to twenty feet in girh They were very stupid harmless bensis and lived by browsing on seaweeds and other ma rine growths near the land The sail ors were not slow in finding out that a sa cjw steak bat seal meat all hollow From 171 1 until 17S they were the principal food of the sailors and explorers on 0111 western coast This being the case it is not at all sur prising that the northern sea cow nev er a very numerous species should be e tne extinct in the short snaee of four teen years The last of the giant man- j ates was killed in September 17CS a few months less than fourteen years after the discovery of the first one A TVIse Answer The shah once asked a group of court iers whom they thought the greater 1 man himself or his father At Qrst I he could get no reply to so dangerous a question the answer to which might cost the courtiers their heads At last a wily old courtier said Your father sire for though you are equal to your father in all other resnects in this he you Lofjic The vessel is on the rocks shouted the captain thrusting his head in the ships saloon Thats good news remarked the idiotic passenger who was taking his first trip abroad So long as we are on the rocks we cant sink Ohio State Journal oxo oooooo 20 New Patterns In French Flannels just arrived Call and make your selection before they are all gone OtlF 4 Black Dress Goods sStock Is unsurpassed in Redwillow Co THE BLACK CAT HOSIERY Our New Fall Stock has just ar J rived and we can now fit you with anything in THE BEST HOSIERY MADE 9 Blankets and Bed Comforters g Dont spend your time and energy making your S own comforters when you can buy them of HONEST JOHN nicely tied and covered with X Silkolene fori75 200 225 and 275 each We Guarantee our prices to be as LOW AS THE LOWEST in Dry ods Carpets Shoes and Groceries John H Grannis HcCook Neb Phone No 16 Thero was a Marion Walters LEBANON party Friday night at west of town Jolly and Nichols pulled in their threshing outfit Saturday having finish- tilt MM lllll wurh i N Mulfonl n turned Mndayfrni nciln wlure ho has been for oiiip m visit in Mends Wl 1 1- awa he t iued tin- Y V - C F Convention York William Miersekorn reports quite an ci mt whilf lie was nwiy He in impnny uirh his daughter Bertha and ung friend started fr m bis fotherm sis to Hastings a distance of 13 miles lier going a short distance the horses wmi frightened and kicked iocse from e butryv In endeavorimr to hold the 1 13irnett Velma Sutton Gertrudf Snder tnd arjory bchobel at the fonal cnur n next lue nay night B XV MBB BBinBI mVn W 138MIL mmmt wx kW i i hCJ J JYU 1 ili1 JV I BEAUTY TRNUMPHS Tlx a Priceless Treasure Beauty is womans greatest charm The world adores beautiful woiKen A pretty woman dreads maternity for fear of losing this power What can be done to perpetu I ate the race and keep women beautiful There Is a balm used by cultured and un cultured women in thecrisis Husbands should investigate this remedy in order ro reassure their wives as to the ease with which children can be born and beauty of form and figure retained Mothers Friend RH EUMmSM CURED Af LAST Good News For all Who Suffer With Rheumatism Free To all who suffer with rheumatism I will gladly send free the wonderful story of how mj mother was cured after ears of suffering together with the most elaborate treatise on rheumatism ever published XT j li r - mj inciiiiT wmi your lorm 01 rneuma jrses all of the buggy tism is whether acute chronic museu ere pulled over the dash board The lar inflammatory deformant sciatic t tit girl was not hurt miH h and Mr 1 neuralgia gout lumbago etc no mat iernkorn esc iped with a bruised hand ter how many doctors have failed in wasnt hurt bad enough however your case no matter how many socallerf - prevent his voting for Norns sure cures you have tried I want vou to write to me and let me tell you how- Do not fail to her the little tots Frank m motuer was cured I am neither a doctor nor a nrnfeccnr simply a plain man of business but I have a cure for rheumatism and 1 want to tell everyone who suffers with j iiii uuniLism iiuuui u x wisn to he clearly understood and trust lhat all who suffer with this terrible disease -however apparently beyond the leach of cure will write to me this dav and I will spnd you by return mail this work of mine I appeal especi dlv to the chronically ill who are wearied and discouraged with doctoring and to those who have been cast aside as incurable All vou have thought aboiif rheumatism mi r tW vw T n tlf wl iuc l i you Our et perience Surely if you have rheuma tim or have a suffering friend it wib ray you to investigate mv offer invnrv and prove foryour elf the claims I ma y bnd me your address todav 1 nost i card will do and I will mail vou this wonderful story If you have an friends suffering with rheumatism n j matter where located send me their ad dress and I will mail them a copv Htfv address in Victoi Eain uoit Bloomfield 1 Indiana A Thanksgiving Dinner Heavy eating is usually tbpflrt cauoofin digestioa Repfat d attacks inflame the membrane lining the stomach expose of the rtomacli producing a swelling aft r eating heartburn lir adaclie tour and finally catarrh rr the Kodol rr tli irliannatior protect theiiervtam en rr tho catarrh Koiol cure indigestion di peria a ctcmach trouble- bv rleanoiutj and eweetenini tho gland of the stomach ilrfonnoll A Berrv Liver Pills known It diminishes the oain allied to 1 flat S Wfiat VOU need j i J w is superior to you that he had a great- t relieves Usedtliroughoutpregnancy thing tO CUre VOlir hilinilQ nrcnntim i morning sickness cures sore ui iuuu uui uaic i 1 li 1 - T IOOO nnH 1- uicisls luasci eiasuc an lenaons canea iivoo auu give yUu d POOQ SoSareStfiSS digestion Ayers Pills are ence and the patient anticipates favorably IlVei pills They CUle the Issue in the comfort thus bestowed cfinafinn onrl kI Mothers Friend is a liniment for ex- SUpatlOIl and blllOUSneSS ternal aoolication It is pentlv ruhhen1 Centlv lavntivp 25c Ai 0 - - j a over uie parts so severely laxea ana oeing absorbed lubricates all the muscles Druggists sell it for 1 per bottle You may have our book flotherhood free THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO ATLANTA QA All druggists JJiSV2rfcKihS rbeard bwutu m J M v mu utdtk xneu use BUCKINGHAMS DYElKSs Men or Duoiti ot P tlLaCoKttK HH t X