F D Burgess Plumber and Steam Fitter MeCOOK NEBR Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Agent for Halliday Waupun hclipse Windmills Basement of the Meeker- Phillips Building ICodoI Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat wnniiii f XOOOOOOC05OOOOC5iOOOOOX NOTICE When in need of reli able footwear When you want war ranted shoes When you want to buy where the war rant is made good When you want to buy where the small repairing is all done free When you wan t to buy where there is only one price and that the lowest call at i iSacjuJSc jSSe iffcjfiSjLjficjGir a5ar jCfcr A 5 J4 aSc jffll jfcjfie jiZfgjflf 3k jffiz jfflc jfflut 3 V FRANKLIN PRESIDENT THE- I CITIZEN s AN OF MeCOOK NEB b a b a T Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 5000 3g FRANKLIN L a a m b b DIRECTORS WFMcFARLAND A C EBERT W B WOLFE C H W1LLARD IFIRST I fAftvvvvvvvyvfivvvrvvvwvvvv NATIONAL XAMWWWWW D s - orx Authorized Capital 100000 Capital and Surplus 60000 U x2 GEO HOCKNELL President B M FREES V Pras F A PENNELL Cash A CAMPBELL Director C J PLATT Director His Sight Threatened While picknicking last month my 11-year-old boy was poisoned by some weed or plant says W H Dibble of Sioux City la He rubbed the poison off his hands into his eyes and for a while we were afraid ho would lose his sight Finally a neighbor recommended DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve The first application helped him and in a few days he was as well as ever For skin diseases cuts burns scalds wounds insect bites DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve is sure cure Relieves piles at once Beware of coun terfeits McConnell Berry A Necessary Precaution Dont neglect a cold It is worse than un pleasant It is dangerous By using One Min ute Cough Cure you can cure it at once Allays inflammation clears tho head soothes and strengthens tho mucous membrane Cures coughs croup throat and lung troubles Abso lutely safe Acts immediately Children like it McConnell Berry Just Look at Her Wlienco camo that sprightly stop faultless skin rich rosy complexion smiling face She looks good feels good Heros her secret She uses Dr Kings Now Life Pills Result all organs active digestion good no headaches no chanco for blues Try them yourself Only 25 cents at McConnell Berrys Cured Paralysis W S Bailey P O True Texas writes My wife had been suffering five years with paralysis in her arm when I was pursuaded to use Bal- lards Snow Liniment which cured her all BANKSVILLE Nasby Benjamin was doing Cedar Bluffs Kansas Monday II I Peterson commenced filling his hay barn but the rain put a temporary stop to his proceeding Misses Maggie Knobbs and sister have been over from Hitchcock county to visit with Mrs W E Knobbs J H Kelphs boy herder lost part of the stock and J H had to rustle through the rain Sunday evening to gather them up We had a good rain on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon the total fall of rain was 260 inches The rain was too late for the corn in this vicinity but cane and kafir corn will be saved fhe President Of tho American Federation of Labor Union 8215 says I am using Dr Caldwells Syrup Pepsin myself and in my family and find it does lots of good Yours truly George C Campbell Clinton Iowa Sold by A McMillen natMrt wr 1 1 in a Fine rain Sunday L Spickelmier of Highland was in town Saturday Ed Nowlen hnd business in tho city west Wednesday L II Bradenbaugh of Konesaw was a city visitor Sunday Mrs H Hogan returned from her Holbrook visit Sunday Miss Bsssie Tabor of Hope visited in in the city Wednesday R Knowles drove up to Palisade Sat urday returning Sunday Mrs L A Graves visited out at her ranch Wednesday and Thursday 13 M Williams returned to his home in Red Oak Iowa last Wednesday Miss Amanda Gaarder went down to McCook Monday for a few days visit Miss Teeny Steinhouse fell from a road scraper Saturday and severely cut her face Miss Agnes Wentz of McCook visited her friend Miss Amanda Gaarder over Sunday Harry W Risley of Grand Island was in town shaking hands with old friends Tuesday Uarry J Tillman left Sunday night for Minden where he will attend school this winter Rev George Snyder went up to Strut ton Sunday morning and held services Sunday night Mrs Tenet Bedell returned to McCook to continue her treatment after a couple days visit at her home Miss Mary Ferrier spent last week on the farm visiting her friend Miss Edilh Woodburn near Trenton Rev T A Smith returned from Colo rado Saturday morning and left for Bloomington Saturday evening Miss Myrtle Conway departed Mon day for Park College Parkville Mo where she will continue her education B I Miller who has been the guest of his brother Dr AH Miller returned to his home in Capo Girardeau Sun day Miss Maud Penn who has been visit ing her cousins the Misses Williams returned to her home in Denver Tues day Mrs Frank Henderson returned to her home in McCook Saturday after a weeks visit under the parental roof on the farm Galen Baldwin and wife of Marengo moved their household goods to this place Tuesday with the intention of making this their future home Misses Gladys Cornutt and Ruth Davenport who have been visiting friends and relatives the past three weeks returned to their home in Ne braska City Tuesday Prof E E Locker and sister Miss Susie came in on No 5 Monday night on their way to Haigler where they are both engaged to teach in the public school at that place They left for a short visit in Trenton on No 5 Tuesday night Miss Ellen Williams departed Tues day for Forsyth Montana where she has been engaged to teach school We regret very much to see Miss Ellen go and congratulate the people of Forsyth in securing so competent and enterpris ing young lady A very pleasant surprise party was given Wednesday evening in honor of Mr Rufus Wing Refreshments were served and all spent a most enjoyable evening Those present were Misses Anna Miller Maud Reynolds Myrtle and Lulu Love Louise McNeice Mary Ferrier and Feme Solomon Messrs Arvene Eisenhart Carl Crews Elmer Reynolds Frank Knowles Cecil Bald win Matthew Newlen and Harry Leh man Watch for a Chill However slight at this time of tho year and in this climate it is the forerunner of malaria A disposition to yawn and an all tired out feel ing even comes before tho chill Heroine by its prompt stimulative action on tho liver drives the malarial germs out of the system purifies the blood tones up tho system and restores health ooc at A McMillcns MARION Powell Nilsson shipped a carload of wheat to Kansas City on Tueseay Hoeing Russian thistles is the order of the day at the Powell Nilsson ranch A soaking rain fell Sunday night but it is thought too late to do the corn any good A merchant from an adjoining town on Monday contemplating establishing a store Mrs H M Nadens two sisters and a brother-in-law from Indiana are visiting the Naden family The Shiloh school house is being plas tered this week A man from McCook is doing the work The rain on Sunday disappointed quite a number of people from this neignbor hood who expected to attend the picnic in Morgans grove The lightning struck a telephone pole near E B Stilgebouers house and did considerable damage to the telephone line Sunday evening Mrs J Q Sims and brother Mr Sanders went to McCook on Saturday to meet Mr Sims Later We hear that Mr Sims did not come The Turk and Life Inxnrnnce One man was complaining that ho had insured twenty years before in a mutual benefit company which prom ised all sorts of things and uow the time was up he received less than ho would have done if he had invested his money elsewhere A wise Turk who was sitting close by said it reminded him of a camel belonging to a freud of his It was a most intelligent brute and the owner was convinced that if he found a really good teacher it could be taught to talk Presently a llodga appeared who said he was of the same opinion and would teach it but it would take a long time probably thirty years The owner was delighted and agreed to pay the llodga a iixed sum per annum and a big bonus when the animal talked the llodga promising to pay a heavy line if it did not A friend afterward went to the llodga and said What on earth induced you to make that agreement You know you can never teach the camel to talk Oh said tlie llodga I know that but dur ing the thirty years either I shall die or the owner will or the camel Anyhow I am all right as I have my fixed income New York Commercial Advertiser Odd Wedding Customs In Switzerland the bride on her wed ding day will permit no one not even her parents to kiss her upon the lips In many of the provinces tho cook pours hot water over the threshold aft er the bridal couple have gone in order to keep it warm for another bride A favorite wedding day in Scotland is Dec 31 so that tho young couple can leave their old life with tho old year and begin their married life with the new one surely a pretty idea The Italians permit no wedding gifts that are sharp or pointed from which prac tice emanates our superstition that the gift of a knife severs friendship One of the most beautiful of all marriage customs is that of tho bride immedi ately after the ceremony Hinging her bouquet among her maiden friends She who catches it is supposed to bo the next bride Word Iliudiiess Some curious instances of the physic al defects of word blindness are giv en in the Lancet The disease is for tunately uncommon In one case the sufferer an Englisman thirty four years of age who knew Greek Latin and French well suddenly lost all knowledge of English though he could read and understand Greek perfectly and Latin and French in a rather smaller degree Another and almost more curious case was that of a man who lost the power of reading at sight This patient was able to write accu rately from dictation but was com pletely unaule to read what he had written Word blindness is apparently akin to color blindness but is certainly attended by much more inconvenient consequences Odd Plants What an inquiring mind Miss Light ly has exclaimed the cynic We were at an Italian table dhote last evening and she said with a very kit tenish air Oh did you ever see maca roni growing I should think a whole field of those lovely white stalks would be too awfully pretty What did you say old man said his partner Oh I just said no that I had never come nearer to it than seeing a bread tree in flower Then the partner stepped to the tele phone and they carried the cynic home in the ambulance New Orleans Times Democrat A Bit of John Tlrihts Sarcasm A noble lord once said on the occa sion of Mr Brights illness that Provi dence was punishing him for misuse of talents by inflicting a disease of the brain The following was Mr Brights sarcastic rejoinder when he resumed his seat It may be so but in any case it will be some consolation to the friends and family of the noble lord to know that the disease is one which even Providence could not inflict upon him Spinach Spinach derives its name from the Spanish monks who lirst used it dur ing fast days It belongs to the beet family and is generally served as a vegetable although it makes a delicate and appetizing salad In the spring when mint is fresh and green a few leaves added to the spinach will im prove the flavor whether it is served as a vegetable or a salad Couldnt Be Guilty of That Never said the person of good ad vice to the delicately nurtured Boston youth never say I cant Indeed sir responded the intel lectual lad I trust that my diction is not so open to criticism If you will but be attentive to rny conversation right I have also used it for old sores frost you will observe that I say cawnt T r r1 Y7 rr Baltimore American loc ouc anu ji oome ai a mciuincii s Tle Wife Suppose I were an absolutely per fect woman she remarked sharply Do you know what youd do then No answered her husband What Youd growl because you had noth ing to growl about Chicago Tost He Didnt Do jou believe in signs No A dentists sign reading Teeth Extracted Without Pain fell the other day just as I went under it and knock ed out two teeth of mine Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Tliouprlit He Wns Smart Wife Do you mean to insinuate that your iudgment is superior to mine Husband Certainly not my dear Our choice of life partners proves it Isnt Tho Doe and the JnoUdavr In Saver mfce forest I once witnessed a very pretty little scene I noticed a doe lying down by herself in a grassy hollow and as I passed her at a dis tance of about fifty yards It struck me as singular that she kept her head so low down that I could only see the top of It on a level with her back Walk ing round to get a better sight I saw a jackdaw standing on the turt before her very busily pecking at her face With my glass I was able to watch her movements very closely He pecked round her eyes then her nostrils her throat and In act every part of her face and just as a man when being shaved turns his face this way and that under the gentle guiding touch of the barbers fingers and lifts up his chin to allow the razor to pass beneath it so did the doe raise and lower and turn her Cace about to enable the bird to examine and reach every part with his bill Finally tho daw left the face and moving round jumped on the deers shoulders and began a minute search in that part Having finished this he jumped on to the head and pecked at the forehead and round the bases of the ears The pecking done he remained for some seconds sitting perfectly still looking very pretty with the graceful red head for a stand the does long ears thrust out on either side of him Birds and Man Amazon Ant Garden Dr E Ule contributes to Englers Jahrbuch supplement 110 some inter esting observations on ant gardens in the Amazon region where they abound on a large number of goody plants They are generally spherical in form and about the size of a walnut They are formed by several species of ant which appear to collect the seeds of many different plants and to sow tliem in these nests covering up the seedlings with humus when they begin to germinate In the structure of these ant epiphytes the foliage and the roots display characters which espe cially adapt them for the situation in which they grow and promote also the protection of the ants themselves in their nest Quite a number of the epiphytes were found as denizens of the ant gardens and nowhere else The Eissest Not the Best A New York dealer who has han dled shiploads of fruit said recently It is often amusing to see men wom en and children picking out as they be lieve the choicest fruit at the market stands If there are a half a dozen large oranges within sight they will have them even if it is necessary to overturn all the rest in the box or bar rel and this is true with most all other varieties that are sold by tho piece or dozen They invariably get tho poorest specimens of the whole crop and yet are not aware of it Very rarely you will find a person who is a good judge who will at once size up the heaviest oranges lemons or bananas regardless of size and they capture the choicest fruit Why Two Ears Are fteeessury Sound travels by waves radiating from a central point of disturbance just as waves radiate when a stone is dropped into still Avater So far as the hearing of each individual is concerned these waves move in a direct line from the cause of the sound to his ear the impact being the greatest in the ear nearest to the source This being the case a person who has totally lost the sense of hearing in one ear although he may imagine that the defect is of little consequence cannot locate the di rection of a sound to save his life even when the center of disturbance is quite near him A Literary Light A short time ago a well known writ er of London remembering that he had never read the noncanonical books went out in search of a copy and in one bookshop after another drew blank At last he went to his own par ticular newspaper shop which also dealt in Bibles and light literature Have you the Apocrypha he asked For a moment the young woman be hind the counter was puzzled then brightening she said Is it a Aveekly or a monthly When tlie Eyes Siiek Inflammation of the conjunctiva or membrane which shields the front of the eyeball from the air and takes tho rub of the eyelids is indicated by the glued state of the eyes in the morning and more especially by their bloodshot condition the vessels being bright red in color and winding about in great ir regularity with no discernible order or plan Wormy Shopkeeper to small child who has brought back a recent purchase Whats the matter with the cheese my dear Small Child Flease father says when he wants any bait for fishing he can dig em up in our back garden London Kinjr Wlint Port Your Helm Means In this country the helm is put to the port side of the ship or left hand side looking forward at the order Port your helm The rudder of course goes to starboard and the ships head moves to starboard This is the rule of most nations but in Sweden the reverse is the rule The Girl From the Scientific Scliool Our daughter has at last met her fate my dear How do you know She received several letters from her admirers this morning but his was the only one she didnt fumigate and sterilize In the Tyrolean parishes of Mieming and Rietz tk2 members of nearly every household are engaged in the making of rosaries stringing beads together Fraternal Insurance Order Cards R d I P A Lodirn No GI2 moots first nnd C E ELDRED ATTORNEY AT LAW McCook Nebraska Office in Court House Phone 181 JOHN E KELLEY ATTORNEY AT LAW and BONDED ABSTRACTER McCook Nkisraska EBApent of Lincoln Land Co Office- First door north of Commercial hotel MeCOOK SURGICAL HOSPITAL Dr WVGAGE McCook - - - Nebraska Office First National bank building next to City HouKS SUSO to 12 ItoG 7 to 9 Night calls answered from residence over bank C H BOYLE ATTORNEY AT LAW McCook Nebraska Telephone 44 P O Building E J MITCHELL f AUCTIONEER Phones OHic3 17 residence 93 Write or Phone for Terms and Date DRJBFICKES A Reliable Graduate Dentist PHONE NO 160 LJ Gil II OVER MCCONNELL BERRYS MCCOOK NEBRASKA EARL MURRAY Bates Old Stand McCook Neb Miave Hair Cnt Sham pooanythiiifjin my line in an artistic manner Give m a can and trial H L PREVOST DENTIST Graduate of Kansas City Dental College I s Answered by the BLUE FRONT LIVERY BARN Will make all trains and an- swer all calls to any i part of the city A a w PHONE 36 raeuooK WeOraska wiiwii third Thursdays of each month McCounolls hull 8 i m E B Jlunun President W S GuTKKSocrotnry K O T M ItoKiilir nicotine on nocond nml fourth Tuosilny evening- of each month in McConnoll hnll at 8 VJaitiiiL knights wolcome MR Gates commnndor J JI Yakoer rocord kooporC A Leach flnnnco keopor ROYAL HIGHLANDERS McCook 1h1ko No W7 moots on second nnd fourth Mon day ovenlnprs of each month at olKlit oclock in McConnoll hnll J R McCaiu Illustrious Pro Roijt W Dbvoe Secretary Good Advice Tho most misornblo being in tho world nre those suffering from dyspops in and livor com plaint More thnn sovonty flvo por cont of the peoplo in tho United States nroolllictcd with those two diseases and their effects such us sour stomach sick headache habitual costivo noss palpitation of tho heart heartburn wator brash gnawing and burning pains at tho pit of tho stomach yellow skin coated tonguo nnd disagreeable taste in the mouth coming np of food after eating low spirits etc Goto your druggist unci got a bottle of August Flower for 73 cents Two doses will relievo yon Try it Got Greens Special Almanac Shatters All Records Twico in hospital F A Gullcdgo Vorbonn Alabama paid a vast sunn to doctors to euro a severe case of pilos causing 21 tumors When nil failed Bucklons Arnica Salvo soon cured him Subdues inflammation conquers aches kills pains Best salve on earth 2c at Mc i Councils Berrys drug store To Cure a Cold In One Day Take Lnxivo Bromo Quinine Tnblots All druggists refund tho money if it fails to cure JS W Groves signature is on each box 2ic t DR A P WELLES Physician and Surgeon J MeCOOK - - NEB Office over McMillcns drug store Residence 7iri Main Avouuo Residence phono KJ Office phono 2S Calls answered night or day - II P SUTTON MeCOOK V JEWELER MUSICAL GOODS NEBRASKA - f i -4 y v r OverJasMcAdams Telephone 43 McCook Nebraska All Calls For The J i X Vi M r