The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 30, 1902, Image 7

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I Fee So Tired
How often do we hear this and similar
expressions from tired overworked women
and weary men who do not know where to
find relief For that intense weariness so
common and so discouraging we earnestly
recommend Vogelers Cuiative Compound
It is not a stimulant but a true blood purifier
and strength restoring tonic safe and sure
which will gradually buiid up all the weak
organs in such a way as to be a lasting
benefit A fair trial of a free sample bottle
which St Jacobs Oil Ltd of Baltimore
Md will send you for the asking will con
vince anyone of its wonderful medicinal
value It will drive all impurities from the
blood give nerve mental and bodily strength
and vigour and make the sufferer wholly a
new being It creates an appetite makes one
sleep and makes the weak strong Do not
forget that Vogelers Curative Compound
is made from the formula of a London
physician who has given years of study to
same Sample bottle free from St Jacobs
Oil Ltd Baltimore
Mrs Soah The Royal Standard Frimley
Road Frimley writes I was a great sufferer from
sciatica or many yeari I tried all sorts of liniments
and embrocations which had no good effect 1 used
St Jacobs Oil and the pain left me instantly
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3POOX SIIK
OorUecIli Bilk sows smoothly it In always even
In size and always full length and full strength
As Oorticclli costs you NO MORE than poor 1II1
why dont you buy it Ask your dealer for
Oorticelli
Made by Cobticeixi Bilk MirxfJ JtoRExcn Mass
ALL WRIGHT FOR MORR THAN HALF A CENTURV
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Care Ilradoch Oonillpation Chilli and JVrr end all 111
tout tomplalcu All DrngflaU Price 2 rntt a Hoi
WSIQUTS INDIAN VEGETABLE PILL CO fxew York
THE G8HTENTED FMMER
Is the man who never has a failure In crops
gets splendid returns for his labors and has
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nest social ami relig
ious advantages to
Kethcr with splendid
climate and excellent
health These we give
to the settlers on the
lands of Western Can-
ada which comprises
I the creat Grain and
ranching lands of Manitoba Assniboio Alberta
and Saskatchewan Exceptional advantages
and low rates of fare are given to those desir
ous of Inspecting the fall grant lands The
handsome forty puge Atlns of Western Can
ada sent frce to all applicants Apply to P
Pedley Superintendent Immigration Ottawa
Canada or to W V Bennett Canadian Gov
ernment Agent 801 New York Life Bldg
Omaha Neb
FWOEEN
Preserve Purify and Beautify
the Skin Scalp Hair
and Hands with
MlIilOKS OF WOUKN USO CoTICUKA
Soap assisted by Cuticuka Ointment
for beautifying the skin for cleansing tho
6calp aud tho stopping of falling hair for
softening whitening and soothing rod
rough and sore hands for babyrashos
itchings and irritations and for all tho
purposes of the toilet bath and nursery
Millions of women tiso Cuticuka Soap in
baths for annoying irritations inflamma
tions andexcoriatious or too free or offen
sive prespiration in -washes for ulcerative
weaknesses and for many sanative anti
septic purposes which rendily suggest
themselves to women especially mothers
Complete Treatment for Humours 1
Cotisiotlug of CtrricuRASOAPi5clto cleanse
the skin of crusts and scales and soften the
thickened cuticle Curicuux Oitmk T50c
to initaiitv allay itching inflammation and
Irrlt iUon and sootheand heal and Cuticuka
Hksolvext Tills 25c to cool and cleanso
the blood
Ccticuka Rksolyext P11L8 Chocolato
Coated are a new taMcless odorless economical
substitute for the celebrated liquid CUTlccnA
Resolvent as well as for all other blood puri
fiers and humour cures 60 doses 25c
Sold thrmighont the world British Depoti S 23
Charterhouse q London PoTTia lECO ASD Cutli
Cost- Sole rror Kostcs U S A
Vhea Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Taper
W N U Omaha
No 221902
UURtS WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS
Best Cough Syrup Taste Good
In time Sold bv drurzlsts
General Roustabout
You have been with that firm 1
long time said tho old school friend
Yes answered tre man with the
patient expression of countenance
Whats your position
Im an employe
But what is your ofllcial title
I havent any official title Its lileo
this When the proprietor wants
something done he tells the cashier
and the cashier tells the bookkeeper
and the bookkeeper tells the assistant
bookkeeper and the assistant book
keeper tells the chief clerk and the
chief clerk tells me
And what then
Well I havent anybody to tell so
I have to go and do it Washington
Star
A Precious Little Woman
Mrs Anthony Woeckener formerly
Miss Espersona Cenda has just had
her life insured for 500000 says the
Chicago American This is the largest
risk ever written on any woman in the
United States Mrs Woeckener is
known to fame as Chiquita and is the
smallest woman in the world She is
thirty two years old and only eighteen
inches tall The big policy on her life
was issued through a Boston manager
The midget was carefully examined
by three distinguished physicians who
found the little woman to be absolute
ly normal except as to size and In per
fect condition
He is The 30000 Pink Man
Thomas W Lawson of Boston who
is having a yacht built to compete for
the defense of the Americas cup is
like Sir Thomas Llpton a self made
man Hemade his fortune in specu
lation but has an eye for art and
owns a fine collection of pictures He
is however best known for the Law
son pink which bloom cost him
30000 to produce
Russias Unique Welcome to Loubet
When M Loubet goes to Russia all
the vessels will be lighted by a most
elaborate arrangement of incandescent
lamps during the Russian fetes in the
Cronstadt Roads Four rows of tri
color lamps will surround the ships
and they will be connected with elec
tric garlands o all colors The ma
rine engineers are studying how best
to carry out the idea
Stops tlio Cougli and
Works Off the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Price 25c
A lot of time is wasted by clocks
that run too fast and by fast young
men
Mrs AVInslows Soothing Syrup
For children teething Fofteus the gums reduces In
flammation allays pain cures wind colic 25c a bottle
Who has no bread to spare should
not keep a dog
Try me just once and I am sure to
come again Defiance Starch
The envious mans face grows sharp
and his eyes big
Halls Catarrh Curo
Is a constitutional cure Price 75c
Two sparrows on one ear of corn
never agree
S20 A WEKK AND KXIENSES
to men with rig to introduce our Poultry goods
bendstp Juvellc WfgCoDeptDParsonsKan
No one was ever made a fool of
without his help
I am sure Pisos Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago Mrs Tnos Robbinb
Maple Street Norwich N Y Feb 17 1000
Truth is the simples of all virtues
it requires neither study nor art
To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
ot everyday use in the market and wuo
is reasonably satisfied with the old
we would suggest that a trial of De
fiance Cold Water Starch be made at
once Not alone because it is guar
anteed by the manufacturers to be
superior to any other brand but be
cause each 10c package contains
16 ozs while all the other kinds con
tain but 12 ozs It is safe to say that
the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will use no other Quality and
quantity must win
Dont stop the way of a bull or of
a current of air
Superior quality and extra quantity
must win This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others
Every man who is long on vanity is
short on common sense
IRONING A SHIRT WAIST
Not infrequently a young woman
finds it necessary to launder a shirt
waist at home for some emergency
when the laundryman or the home ser
vant cannot do it Hence these direc
tions for ironing the waist To iron
summer shirt waists so that they will
look like new it is needful to have
them starched evenly with Defiance
starch then made perfectly smooth
and rolled tight in a damp cloth to be
laid away two or three hours When
Ironing have a bowl of water and a
clean piece of muslin beside the iron
ing board Have your Iron hot but
not sufficiently so to scorch and abso
lutely clean Begin by ironing the
back then the front sides and the
sleeves followed by the neckband and
the cuffs When wrinkles appear ap
ply the damp cloth and remove them
Always iron from the top of the waist
to the bottom If there are plaits in
the front iron them downward after
first Talsing each one with a blunt
knife and with the edge of the Iron
follow every line of stitching to give it
distinctness After the shirt waist Is
ironed it should be well aired by the
fire or in the sun before it is folded
and put away says the Philadelphia
Inquirer
A fool is as happy in his folly as
a wise man in his wisdom
THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED IT
will use no other Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal In Quantity or Qual
ity 16 oz for 10 cents Other brands
contain only 12 oz
The lucky man has a daughter for
his first born
EEPEAL THE TARIFF
YELLOW EDITORS AND FREE TRAD
ERS IN HARMONY
They Would Jugglo tlio Tariff to Help
Foreign Producers unci Xhon Jugglo
It Again a a Mean of Lowering
Values of Domestic Products
How to thwart the Meat Trust and
compel a reduction of the price of
meats Yellow editors Democratic
Free Trade Mugwump and occasion
ally Republican answer in unison
Repeal the tariff on live stock and
meats Easiest thing in the world
When anything goes wrong when
prices advance by reason of excep
tional conditions such as scarcity and
Increased cost of production tinker
the tariff Let in competitive foreign
products to break down prices Pos
sibly this will not break down prices
in the present instance Possibly the
meat trust Is prepared to buy up all
that comes in on the hoof or in cold
storage from Mexico Canada Argen
tina or Australia and still keep up
prices Trusts have been known to do
that kind of thing No matter Re
peal the tariff anyhow Dont bother
about other remedies already at hand
such as the enforcement of the law
now openly violated which forbids re
bates and special foreign concessions
to the big shippers who make up the
meat trust such as the enforcement
of state laws against trust extortions
These remedies would to be sure go
straight to the root of the matter but
they involve some labor and trouble
Therefore ignore them and tackle the
tariff What could be simpler
To repeal the tariff on live stock and
meats might possibly have some influ
ence in breaking down prices but the
chances are it would not The tariff
had nothing to do with last years
shortage of a billion bushels in our
corn crop and its repeal would not
make good that shortage But even
supposing that meat prices were to
give way a little and it would be but
a little by reason of taking off the
tariff duties on live animals and
dressed meats How will it be next
year when there has been no shortage
in the corn crop and when normal
conditions and prices prevail once
more Shall we then restore the
Dlngley tariff rates on live animals
and dressed meats Shall we tinker
the tariff every time prices go up or
down No no that will not do at all
The Free Trade Mugwump and occa
sional Republican school of theorists
would never stand for a restoration of
the Dingley rates
But what about the American
farmer When prices of meat on the
hoof and on the butchers block have
once more regained an average level
what v ill he say as he sees coming
over the border vast herds of cheaper
cattle from Mexico and Canada while
shiploads of foreign meats come in
duty free from Australia and Argen
tina In 1S96 spring lambs sold in
Omaha at 350 per head That was
after two years of tariff tinkering on
free trade lines of low tariff and no
tariff on live animals and meat To
day the same lambs sell for 750 per
head Values of edible live stock have
changed in nearly the same proportion
all along the line That is after near
ly five years of Republican tariff pro
tection Will a removal of the tariff
that hits agriculture and does not
touch manufacturing mining etc
strike the American farmer favorably
Will it strike the general body of
American producers and wage earners
as the fair thing the right thing to do
Probably not Yellow thinkers who
have hit upon tariff smashing as the
remedy for high prices of meat would
do well to try another think or two
Foreign Wool for the West
Dispatches from Seattle state that a
woolen mill is to be built in that city
with capital largely from Australia
and New Zealand It is said that the
wool growers of those countries are
anxious to have a market in the
northern part of the United States for
the product of the mill while the raw
material can be unloaded from ships
into the mill building or its warehous
es It is probable that if this project
is carried forward that a portion of
the raw material must come from this
country for the purpose of giving the
proper mixtures but the bulk of the
material used will be from the two
countries named These goods will
come in competition with those of the
Eastern factories and will have an ad
vantage of cheap wool and the fact
that the markets are in the immediate
vicinity of the factory
These conditions in Seattle naturally
give rise to the question why if there
is a profit in bringing wool several
thousand miles from Australia and
New Zealand and manufacturing it in
the face of a heavy tariff duty there
should not be more money in the man
ufacture of our own products where
the shearing pen is almost at the door
of the factory if the factory were built
and running The question naturally
arises in addition what would be the
conditions if the duty on foreign wools
were abolished and Australian and Ar
gentine wool could be laid down in
Boston and Seattle at ten cents a
pound Helena Mont Record
Hit the Sugar Trust
The stock of the sugar trust dropped
several points as a result of the pas
sage of the been sugar mens Cuban
relief bill which carried
with it a re
moval of the differential on refined
sugar Not long ago the sugar trust
was furnishing most of the inspira
tion for Cuban relief Its literary bu
reau was flooding the country with
eloquent representations as to our
duty to give the Cubans a helping
hand It wanted a concession of GO
per cent to tho Cuban product and
even urged free trade The trust it
is said owns most of the raw sugar
In Cuba to day and if we did some
thing for Cuba according to the trust
programme that something would
have been Immensely advantageous to
the trust But now it is different
With he differential removed the
trust is hit in a very tender spot and
Its wails will be heard throughout the
land The trusts interest in the
suffering Cubans it is safe to Bay
will suddenly subside Its efforts now
will be directed toward preserving its
differential at whatever hazard and
the Cubans can go hence for all the
trust cares Grand Rapids Herald
A GntToranl Snarl
The Philadelphia Ledger thinks that
the making of special trade treaties
is a far more sensible doctrine to
practice than the one of retaliation
and exclusion and that
A commercial war which Is threat
ened by the act of Germany and the
reported contemplation of retaliation
by this country will bring heavy
losses on the manufacturers and pro
ducers while reciprocity will restore
cordial relations and expand both ex
port and import trade
Nothing is more certain to embroil
this country in commercial wars than
the granting of special tariff conces
sions to one nation and refusing such
concessions to other nations At pres
ent we play no favorites Everybodys
goods pay the same rate of duty Once
we depart from that level headed poli
cy and start in to make special bar
gains favoring one nation and snub
bing nother we shall never know a
moment of commercial peace Cordial
relations we now have with all the
nations of the earth and shall have as
long as we continue to treat them all
alike When we cease to do this we
provoke irritation exasperation retali
ation reprisals As a means of get
ting ourselves into a universal snarl
reciprocity wears the belt
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Home to Roost
What the House has done for Cu
bans surely the House can be moved
to do for Americans
Off with the tariff on beef veal mut
ton and pork iew York American
and Journal
Thus one cf the yellowest of yel
lows brings home to roost our brood
of tariff tinkering chickens Prices in
Cuba of sugar and tobacco were too
low Therefore tinker the tariff It
was done Prices of meat in the Unit
ed States are too high Therefore
tinker the tariff If the thing can be
done for aliens and outsiders it can
surely be done for our own people
Pinheaded leadership has shown the
way and yellow journalism has caught
on
Agricultural Victims
When protectionism swayed the po
litical mind the tariff was levied for
the benefit of manufacturers The far
mer was either told that he didnt
need it or that he would reap
benefits by the building up of a home
market Now that the tariffs are to
be taken off certain branches of the
agricultural industry are expected to
bear the brunt of the operation Beet
raisers fruit growers and wine pro
ducers are among the victims selected
to aid the manufacturing industries
in further building up the home mar
ket in the good old way Los Angeles
Express
A Good Example
The Manufacturers club of Phila
delphia has set a good example in
passing a resolution deprecating tar
iff tinkering as a means of doing
something for Cuba The Republi
can club of the city of New York was
true to its name and its principles
when it refused to rush through a
resolution calling for a repeal of the
tariff on live stock and meats as a
means of checkmating the beef trust
The resolution was very properly re
ferred to the committee on national
affairs
Accorded as a Irlvllogo
Clark Howell of the Atlanta Consti
tution was driving with a New York
friend along a roadway in Georgia
The Northerner noticed that many of
the negroes along the way took off
their hats as the carriage passed
They seem to know you pretty gen
erally down here he said to his host
Oh no They dont replied the
latter
Then why do they bow
That said Mr Howell is one of
the privileges we allow the darkies
down here New York Times
Mrs D Arnold President German
Womans Club Grand Pacific Hotel Los
Angeles Cal Relieved of a Tumor by
Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Dear Mrs Pinkhau I suffered four years ago with a tumor
In my womb and the doctors declared I must go to the hospital and un
dergo an operation which I dreaded very much and hesitated to submit
My husband consulted an old friend who had studied medicine
although he was not a practising physician and he said he believed
that Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound would cure
me That same day I took my first dose and I kept it up faithfully
until twelve bottles had been used and not only did the tumor dis
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As I have suffered no relapse since and as I took no other med
icine I am sure that your Compound restored my health and I believe
saved my life Mrs D Arnold
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Every tidy housekeeper appreciates nicely starched
clothes and linens No starch under the sun gives
so good a finish as Defiance Starch It is absolutely
free of the chemicals which other starches contain It
never sticks to the iron or causes the clothes to
break It does not rot them For 10 cents you get
16 ounces of the best starch that can be made
Get Defiance
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REVENUE oflhe POST OFFICE DEPARTMENT
for ihc year endmq June 5021902
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IN 1000 CASH PRIZES to those making- the nearest
correct estimates of the total Po tal Revenue of the
United States for the year ending- June 30 1902
Firs Prize 35000 Second S20QQThrS3000
VALUABLE INFORMATION To aid n formin vnur pstlmiiv ro furnish
thf following figure- v a ci itp obtained rii - frot th Post Ofyp b p i rlrrK ru
Washington D O giiin tho trross or total ren nuf of the lppirmnt for ami
every year from lfcUT to ltjl incu i ve The fractional part of a dollar Is not ousider
The Total Revenue ot the Post Offlcs Dspartmect for the -ear
1897 WAS S82665462
1898 WAS 89012618 INCREASE 768 PER CENT
1899 WAS 95021384 INCREASE 675 PER CENT
1900 WAS 02354579 INCREASE 772 PER CENT
1901 WAS 111631193 INCREASE 906 PER CENT
The Total Revenue for the firt half of the vear vras S3887C01G Wbit will the
Total Revenue be at the end of the fiscal vear June 30 1502-
Senil your estimate anil 12c In pote stiimpi to the PKKS IrijrIIf IXO
ASSOCIATION DKTKOIT MICH and we will send von a ropy or ourCnta
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