The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 18, 1901, Image 7

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Mexican Soldiers Cant Gamble
The minister of war of Mexico lias
restricted tho jiumber of gambling
houses In this city and the officers arc
warned that If caught In ono of the
establishments they will be dismissed
from tho army
On a Dublin Woolnnclc
Justice Martin J Keqgh of tho su
premo court of New York visited the
Four Courts Dublin the other day
and for some time occupied a seat on
tho bench in nisi prlus court No 1
with Justice Barton
Why Xhoy Called 111m Mary
Two young Phlladelphlans who
were Introduced to each other by a
friend of both the other day scrutin
zed each other closely and then one
of them said I think I used to know
you Didnt we sail together on the
schoolship Saratoga about twelve
years ago Yes I remember you
very well now replied the other
You werent as tough as the rest of
us We thought you were a dude
We called you Mary didnt we Yes
r remember tho nickname perfectly
Why did they call you Mary ask
ed the mutual friend To the best of
my recollection said the young man
who had been so named it was be
cause I used a tooth brush The
two former shipmates laughed heartily
as they recalled the old careless days
Has Lived in Three Centuries
Another of the three century cen
tenarians who Is quite ready for her
obituary Is Mrs Elizabeth Hunt of
Brooklyn who by the record in the
family Bible was born 101 years ago
Saturday and though her sight and
memory are failing she is out every
day and her delight is taking trolley
trips
The secret of ignorance Is not to
know your lack of wisdom
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Polk City la Oct 14th For over
ten years Mrs Elizabeth P Madison
a respected lady of this place has suf
fered most severely with Kidney
trouble complicated with derange
ments of the bowels and liver Rheu
matism another painful result of de
ranged Kidneys added its tortures to
her burden of pain
Treatments and medicines without
number were tried physicians also
exhausted their skill but all to no
purpose
At this stage of the case a treat
ment of Dodds Kidney Pills was re
sorted to and the results were simply
miraculous from the very first box an
improvement was noticed and the
continued treatment resulted in a
complete cure
This remarkable cure created a de
cided sensation in the neighborhood
because of the complications of the
case as well as Its severity and appar
ent hopelessness
Upon investigation Dodds Kidney
Pills are found to be the only remedy
that has ever cured Brights Disease
Diabetes or Dropsy and these hitherto
incurable diseases are readily con
quered by this remarkable remedy
A woman cant see any farther than
the end of her nose if it has a pim
ple on it
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WOMAN AND CHILD
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Price 25c and 50c
SOLD BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE
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ENORMOUS DROPS
North Dakota has just harvested a -wonderful
crop of -wheat and flax Reports
from the various railway points along the
Soo Line show yields of 25 to 38 bushels
to the acre of wheat and from 15 to 20
bushels of flax per acre Flax is now
bringing 125 per bushel Most of the
crop was raised on newly broken land so
that the first crop pays for the farm and
all the labor and leaves a handsome profit
There is still plenty of good free govern
ment land open for entry also good open
ings to go into business in the new town
along the Soo Line For descriptive cir
culars maps and particulars write to D
W Casseday Land Agent Soo Line
Minneapolis Minn
Sawyers Siiokrs
KnTrrnrs ExccIrIop Brimd Baits
and Slickers are the beet waterproof ear
acnts in tbe world Mtdo from the best ma
terials nnd warranted waterproof Hade
to utanrt thn mnirheKt work and weather
Look for the trade mark If your dealer
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UlfiinCnUE AMERICAN LADY lndepeni
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husband Address MissE87MarketStCWcs01IU
LIVED LONG ON THE EARTH
Evidence that Men Existed Boforo Data
Fixed by Accepted Authority
Fortunately there is no chance for a
religious controversy over recent dis
coveries that seem to upset- the accept
ed chronology of the Bible That
chronology Is admittedly of human
origin and therefore liable to be falli
ble Professor Flinders Petrie In a
lecture recently delivered in London
presented some rather startling theo
ries as to the antiquity of the human
race that will doubtless give rise to
more or less1 dispute The professors
proofs as to his theories are said to
be Incontrovertible He contends that
there is an unbroken chain of his
toric record going back to 5000 B C
besides- objects of art and industry that
carry history back 2000 years further
thus making the indubitable record
of human history cover 9000 years
Yet dates 7000 B C do not tako us
back to the beginning There are
traces he says of a civilization that
came to Egypt from some other coun
try The earliest graves have figures
of a race of bushmen of a type like
that discovered in France and Malta
suggesting that one race formerly ex
tended from northern Africa into Eu
rope Beyond these bushmen there are
figures of women captured from still
earlier races probably of the palaeo
lithic age Of this latter age there
are many evidences in the elevated
plateau east of the Nile where in a
region at present wholly uninhabita
ble are found the remains of many
settlements The existence of a popu
lation here indicates that there was a
time when the climate of Egypt was
totally different from what it is to
daywhen a rainfall fertilized lands
now deserts Such a climate could
hardly have existed unless the desert
of Sahara was then under water A
rise of the Saharan area coinciding
with a sinking of the present bed of
the Mediterranean would explain the
indisputable fact that the fauna flora
and racial affinities of northern Africa
are with Europe rather than with the
parts of Africa south of the Sahara
Egypt supplies us according to Pro
fessor Petrie with physical evidences
of the antiquity of man in the shape
of 9000 years continuous remains but
other countries notably Mesopotamia
furnish similar indications The
finds made by recent explorers in
the sites of the old cities in the valley
of the Euphrates seem to prove the
existence of an empire extending from
the Persian gulf to the Medlteranean
at a period when Egypt itself was in
its infancy Chicago Chronicle
LOUBETS ECONOMY
Substantial Food the Kind tho French
President tikes
Besides his salary of 150000 a year
the president of France has a civil
list of 126000 a year and an allow
ance of 60000 a year for traveling ex
penses This allowance for traveling
expenses was voted to Marshal Mac
Mahon to keep him from running
wild with the Bonapartists but he
never touched a franc of it It was
allowed to accumulate until M Grevy
became president when that worthy
drew the arrears and pocketed them
The allowance for traveling expenses
is largely clear profit for the presi
dent travels free and all he disburses
when on a journey is given in the way
of tips He is exceedingly generous
in regard to tips as well he may
In spite of his large income Presi
dent Loubet exercises a rigid economy
at the Elysee At ordinary luncheons
there is a handsome set out but the
fare is more substantial than luxur
ious The food left over from the
dinner of the night before is arranged
with all the skill of a chef to figure
on the luncheon table the cold veg
etables being served up as salade
russe The dinners vary in luxury
according to what guests are to be
present When only ordinary people
have been invited to partake of the
presidential hospitality the cost is
about 4 a plate When a lot of really
first chop people are to be present
the cost is 6 a plate and when a vis
iting royalty is coming to dinner the
cost goes up as high as 8 a plate The
dinners are supplied partly by a pastry
cook shop and partly by the kitchen
force of the palace After dinner the
wife of one of the officers of the pres
idential household slips out and holds
a consultation with the chef at which
it is decided what is to go from the
dining room to the servants table and
what is to be fixed up for tomorrows
luncheon Dishes supplied from the
pastry cook shop and not broken are
taken back at a reduced price Yet
with all his economy it is said that
President Loubet does not save a cent
out of his pay and allowances When
ever he needs an extra allowance for
some special function it is cheerfully
granted him by the chamber of depu
ties The president gives two- balls
each year which cost him 15000 each
He also gives garden parties concerts
and theatrical matinees but they are
arranged so as to cost little or noth
ing
Vegetable Batter
Is the cow to be altogether elimin
ated from the dairy The British
consul general at Marseilles hears that
a new fatty substance for comsump
tion in the United Kingdom to take
the place of butter is being put on the
British market It it called vegetaline
and is nothing else than the oil ex
tracted from copra dried cocoanut
refined and with all smell and taste
neutralized by a patented process It
becomes like sweet lard and is Intend
ed to compete with margarine on the
breakfast table as a substitute for but
ter A Liverpool firm we are told
will this year help in an effort to pop
ularize the stuff London Telegraph
Perhaps they call it a stovepipe hat
jecause they sometimes get stove
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DONT SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES
Ubo Rod Cross Ball 31ue and keep them
vhito as snow All groeord 5c a package
It Isnt always the clock with the
oudest tick that keeps the best time
DEFIANCE 8TAKCH
fhould bo In everv household none so
rood besides 4 oz more for 10 cents than
tny other brand of cold water starch
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Tooth OSc
Powder
Good for Bad TeetH
Not Bad for Good TeetH
Sozodont Liquid 25c Large Liquid and Powder 73c All
rtores or by mail lor the price Sample lor postage 3c
HALL RUCKEL New York
DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Then uso Dellanco Starch It will keep
them white 1G 02 for 10 cents
Some men ought to take a day off
and get acquainted with themselves
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
easier to use and color more goods brigh
ter and faster colors than any other dye
Sold by druggists 10c per package
A wild steer is dangerous on either
lake or ranch
of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury
As mercury will surely destroy tho sens of
smell and completely derange tho whole system
when entering It through the mucous surfaces
Such nrtlcles should never bo used except on
prescriptions from reputablo physicians as the
damage they will do Is tenfold to the good you
can possibly derive from them Halls Catarrh
Cure manufactured by I J Cheney Co
Toledo O contains no mercury and Is taken
Internally acting directly upon tho blood and
mucous surfaces of tho system In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get tho genuine
It Is taken Internally and made in Toledo Ohio
by P J Cheney Co Testimonials free Sold
by Druggists price 75c per bottle
Halls Family Pills aro the best
A woman is never satisfied until
she ca- do a thing two different
ways
Wo may stand on tho highest hill
If wo are only willing to take step3
enough
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The apologist for good is ready to
condone evil
GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
Use tho best Thats why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue At leading grocers 5 conts
A mans idea of a phenomenon is
another man who never loses his col
lar button
Self denial is tho spinal column oC
consistency
Millions of sufforers use Wizard Oil
for pain every year and call It blessed
Ask the druggist ho knows
Tho now heart helps us to put off
tho old man
Mrx TVhwlowB Soothlnt Syrup
For children teotklng tofteni the gums reduces lir
jlainniaUon allays pain cures wind colic Moabottlo
When the soul Is on flro Its dross
will quickly bo consumed
Ready mado advice very seldom fits
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