To California Now. Sun Francisco is the most fascinating of American cities a reat grey city of 400,000 people from all parts of the world. It is worth visiting for itself nlonu. The trip there if yon take the Burl ington Route is the experience of H lifetime You see all the wonderful mountain scenery of Colorado ; Salt Lake City , the home of the Mormons ; the orchaids and vineyards of California , and last , but not least , the blue Pacific No such opportunity of visiting Cali fornia has ever occurred as will present itself early in July , when on account of the Epworth meeting at SHU Francisco , the Burlington Route will sell round trip tickets at less than the regular one way rate. Tickets will be yood to return until August 31 , and will allow stop overs , going and returning. Full information about every feature of the trip is given in the Burlington Epworth League folder , a copy of which will be mailed on request. J. FRANCIS , General Passenger Agent , Omaha , Neb. 24-inch wire screen cloth 10 cts per yard ; other sizes in proportion at the Bee Hive. LU& . Excursion Rates to Eastern Cities. These rates will inteiest you. They are as low as will be in effect at any time this summer : DETROIT July 5 , 6 and 7 , $29 90 for the round trip. CINCINNATI July 4 , 5 and 6 , $29 15 to Cincinnati and return. MILWAUKEE July 20 , 2rand22$25 25 for the round trip. 'CHICAGO July 23. 24 , and 25 , $23 10 for the round trip. Low rates daily to the Pan-American Exposition at Buffalo. Ask the ticket agent about them. J. FRANCIS , General Passenger Agent , Omaha , Neb 6-14-415. It is easier to keep well than get cured. DeWitt's Little Early Kisers taken now and then will always keep your bowels in perfect order. They never gripe , but promote an easy gentle action. McConnell & Berry. Those famous little pills , DeW'tt'o Little Ear'y Kisers , compel your liver and bowels to do their duty , thus giving you pure , rich blood to recuperate your body. Are easy to take. Never gripe. McConnell & Berry. If young ladies think sores , pimples and red noses look well with a bridal veil and orange blossoms , it's all right. Yet Kocky Mountain Tea \vould drive them away. 35c. Ask your druggist. Y Refunded. J ' * K antce Dr Kay's Renovator * to cure dyspepsia , consti pation , liver and IMdneys. Best tonic , laxative. Mood purifier 1 n-.v.u for : ; 11 chronic diseases ; renovates and invigorates tl.c whole system and cures very wort-teases. CJt't trial box at once. ' If not sat'islied with it notify us , we will refund ijney by return mail. Write your symptoms for Free Medical A < K Ic 1 , sample and proof. 25 & 50 ? at druggists. 1-r. 13. J. Kay , Saratoga , N.Y. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 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TwouM not lie truth to eay she seemed Untouched by time , since fairer E'en tlian of old I found her face , The rotes in it rarer. Her lia'o had more golden growc , While locks once liyacintliine Upon my own poor pate , alas. For many a > car have been thin ! The eyes whose shafts the little god Kmploycd to otcrcome me Shone blighter. Smiles'were on the lips Whose "No" did once benumb me. My heart beat high with hope , but when I spoke her mine another Wlio stood beside the maid replied. The maiden called her "Mother. " The matron Piniled on me. I dared Not tell her that I'd sought her Through long and weary years , at last To find her in her daughter 1 Uoston Globe. FRIGHTENED HIS WIFE. Forty Cent * Almowt Hie Cnu.se of a CutnMtr i > li < . Before .Mrs. Hrowley was married she scoffed at the misguided girls and women who kept personal accounts. Her argument was that if you know how much money you had and it was ail gone what was the use of piling on the anguish by having your folly and extravagance in black and white to stare you in the face , especially as you had no more money at the end of the month than you had without an ac count book ? But since she has been running a house she has achieved not one but nearly a dozen account books. There is one devoted to the grocery man , an other to the butcher , personal accounts take a third , and so on till she spends nearly all her glad young life balanc ing sums. It is a matter of pride with her that they shall come out even , and so there was woe last month when 40 cents refused to be accounted for. She and Mr. Browley had a grave and lengthy discussion over the missing 40. Each accused the other of frivoliug the sum away and neglecting to enter it on the proper book , "Sundries. " Mr. Browley insisted strenuously he was not guilty. Mrs. Browley looked pain ed and urged him to confess. lie left for down town vowing vengeance. It was late that afternoon when Mrs. Browley was entertaining a roomful of aristocratic callers that a telegraph boy appeared. The maid brought in the fatal yellow envelope , and at once the bride knew her husband had been fa tally injured and was sending for her. Some one revived her with smelling salts , a lady in purple velvet fanned her with a hastily snatched lamp shade , and a third visitor with more presence of mind than the rest opened the telegram. The message read : "Honest , now , what did you do with that 40 cents ? " Chicago News. The Breton Peasant. If there is a country where the tradi tion of hatred of "the Englishman" ] ' as a hereditary enemy still holds it is in Catholic Brittany. In the eyes of the Breton peasants and fishermen the Englishman is the enemy with whom they have fought battles and will fight them again. That is to say , the Englishman stands for the typical sailor of a man- of-war or torpedo boat , whom they will fight when the time COIIKS for the attack , but no one thinks o him as a man. The enemy is a unit of war , something outside ordinary life , a be ing in uniform whom it is glorious to kill. He is "the enemy" something which will do great mischief to France if one does not take care , something which must be much more terrible and dangerous than they can imagine , since all the men of France lose the best years of their youth in learning to kill this eventual adversary. If ever the peasants come clearly to realize that the only use of war is to kill people like themselves ; if ever each soldier becomes capable of imagining what the shock of two armies is and by what complicated series of lies and intrigues peoples are brought to the point of killing each other , the work of peace congresses will be wonderfully simplified. Contemporary Review. Rending : as n Cure. The practice of reading aloud at reg ular intervals is of great benefit to any one affected with a chest complaint. In all cases of lung trouble it is impor tant to indulge in those exercises by which the chest is in part filled or emp tied of air , and reading aloud , singing and whistling are three of those exer cises. There are many who cannot sing , and we do not expect the fair sex to whistle , but reading aloud can be- prac ticed by all. Care must be taken not to overdo it , of course , and the body should be in such a position as to allow the chest to have free play. Reading aloud , if we pay attention to what we are doing , will not only be beneficial from the standpoint of health , but will also have the effect of making us better speakers by teaching us proper modulations of the voice and by increasing our knowledge. This is where it has the advantage over whistling and singing. In Extenuation. A little girl between 4 and u years of age came running in from sliding one day and exclaimed to her mother : " 0 ' mamma , did you see me go down ? I went like thunder. " To her mother's astonished question as to whom she had heard say that the little one replied , "Well , mamma , you know you said one day 'as quick as lightning , ' and it always thunders after it lightens , doesn't it ? " Boston Chris-1 tian lleglster. When the rainy day saved for finally comes , a man finds that it is a deluge , whereas he only saved for a shower. Atcbison Globe. ' TRICKS iN THE SILK TRADE SbopiicrH Arc Fooled Tc t AVIilcli SIioiv the i'ure Material. I Pure silk , when it has been through ! till the processes necessary to bring out all its good qualities , is worth its weight in silver , said an expert the other day. Therefore the women who j expect to buy pure silk at littla more i than the price of cotton must expect to be fooled , and there are lots of ways by which the manufacturer gets even with them. They make stuff that is called silk and passes for it with credulous per sons who don't know any better out of nearly any old thing now. One favor ite imitation silk is made of cellulose treated with chemicals. It isn't a good material to get on fire in. Then there are south sou island cottons and some mercerized cotton which after treat ment look something like silk , though of course they wear very differently , and their silken appearance soon van ishes. But it is in adulterating goods which really have some silk in them that the greatest skill is exercised to deceive the buyer. To obtain the requlved rus tle and body rough ( loss is often used for the woof of the material. This soon causes it to wear shiny. Another trick is to increase thu weight and apparent solidity of a fiim- sy silk material by using metallic salts in the dye vats. Pressing with some kinds of silk increases the weight also , but at the sacrifice of strength. Cheap , crackly , stiff silk which has heavy cords is good silk to avoid. It won't wear. There are several tests which reveal readily the purity of a piece of silk. The microscope of course will show it at once , even to an unpracticcd eye. Pure silk has the appearance of fine , smooth tubes. Another good test is by burning. Pure silk burns slowly , with a slight odor. Cotton flares up quickly and would throw off a decidedly disa greeable smell. Then the tongue will readily reveal the presence of metallic salts. There is no mistaking their taste. But all these may be disregarded , said the expert , when silk if ? offered for the price of cot ton. You need not bother to test that stuff. New York Sun. I j ' LINCOLN ADOPTED IT. His FnnioiiM Phrase. "Of the People , " Orl rinnted by Theodore PnrUer. William IJ. Ilcriulon , Lincoln's law partner , know Theodore Parker well [ nnd had iiiucli correspondence with him , and after the Lincoln-Douglas de bate he came on to Boston and saw Parker and other antislavery men with an eye to Lincoln's political prospects. Going back to Springfield , he took with him some of Parker's newer sermons and addresses. "One of them , " he says in his "Abraham Lincoln , " "was a lecture on 'The Effect of Slavery on i the American People , ' which was de livered in the Music hall , Boston , and [ which I gave to Lincoln , who read and [ returned it. He liked especially the following expression , which he marked [ with a pencil and which he in sub-1 stance afterward used in his Gettysburg - burg address : 'Democracy is direct self ; government , over all the people , by all [ the people , for all the people. ' " The address referred to ( Parker's last great t antislavery address ) was delivered July 4,1838. Here , I submit , was the probable ori gin of Lincoln's phrase. In one variant or another it was a great favorite with Parker , often taking the exact form that Lincoln gave it , with his sure in tuition of the best where there was any choice of words. In a speech delivered by Parker In 1830 we find it imbedded in a passage which might have been the inspiration of Seward's famous "irrepressible conflict" or Lincoln's "house divided against itself , " a view ro which Parker continually recurred. In two other speeches it stands "gov ernment of all the people , by all the people , for all the people. " Its earliest appearance that I have discovered in his writings is in a letter to Rev. Sam uel J. May in 1848. where it is simply "government of all , by all , for all. " Review of Reviews. Antiquity of Man. From a review in Science of De Mor- tillet's great work on prehistoric times the following is condensed. Twelve chapters are devoted to the question of tertiary man. It is concluded that while man did not exist during this period , precursors of man more intelli gent than any of the living anthropoids did exist. Pithecanthropus erectus is consider ed as the immediate precursor of man. The Calaveras skull is rejected. The paleolithic period is considered as cor responding to the early quarternary , and 222,000 years is assigned as the length of this period. Add to this num ber 10,000 years for the protohistoric and neolithic periods and G.OOO years more for the historic period , and we have 23S.OOO years , which is , according to the authors , a moderate estimate of man's antiquity. A Policy Approved. "No , " said the policeman kindly , but firmly , "you cannot photograph that statue. " "Why not ? " asked the tourist. "Because it is against the law. " The tourist looked at the statue in question , a massive piece of contract work , and then answered : "Well , I don't blame you. It's al ways decenter for people to keep their troubles to themselves instead of let ting them be advertised all over the country. " Washington Star. "What Puzzles Voting ; America. It is a "puzzle to the modern youth how so many old duffers managed to get along In the world without the knowledge of things in general pos sessed by the modern youth. Boston Transcript WHY THE BOILER BURSTS. Sclent I Ho Explanation of Some Phc- iioiiiciut of thu Kitchen. When you hear the kitchen boiler cracking , there is no cause for alarm. There Is a prevailing impression that the cracking is produced by steam and that there is tfieret'ore an increased pressure on the boiler at such times. But this is an error. If the boik-r is in good condition , with the water turned on as usual so that the boiler Is kept lilli'd. the only pressure that it is sub jected to is the same as that in the water pipes , from which .of course there never is the slightest clanger. And this is true no matter how hot the water in the boiler may be. The reason is very simple. As long as the boiler Is kept full of water there is no room for steam. If you open the hot \vati-r trock , the water pours out , and steam rises from it , because it then has a chance to escape into the air. In other words , evaporation takes place. But as the hot water pours out water from tin- pipes rushes in to take its place , and thus the boiler is kept full , The cracking noise referred to Is heard when the water is unusually hot and is nothing but the expansion of the boiler under the influence of that heat. It is in no degree an indication of danj' ger unless indeed the boiler is worn out or defective , which is a matter entirely outside of what we are now consider ing. ing.When When a kitchen boiler explodes , it is generally because a fire has been kin dled in the range while the boiler was empty. It happens sometimes when people come back to town after spend ing the summer away. Thi > tire heats the boiler , of course , and when the wa ter is turned on it is converted suddenly - ly and violently into steam , and tin- boiler cannot stand the enormous pres sure. Fortunately few persons are thoughtless enough or silly enough to build a fire before opening the cocks connecting the boiler with the water pipes. Chicago Chronicle. HOTEL KLEPTOMANIACS. Presumably Kich Guests Who AI > - propriute Other People's Property. I was much struck with the habits of kleptomania common to some of the presumably rich visitors who engaged expensive suits of rooms and even paid their bills. After the departure these guests the bed would be found minus the satin or silk coverlet , while towels and pillowslips were also very often removed. On one occasion a gentleman engag ed a double room for one night only , and the following morning the maid , knowing of his departure , made up the bed with fresh linen for the next occu- pant. However , the visitor had evi dently returned to his room after breakfast , deliberately taken the slips off the pillows and packed them with his luggage , for on entering the room shortly after I found the bed made up. ' but no slips. 1 happened to know that ! j the maid had certainly put fresh ones j on when she made up the bed. What ; that gentleman could want with these i two pillowslips is difficult to under- i stand. j Of course candles , matches and soap ( supplied gratis ) are commonly remov ed , and even the sheets on the beds are not spared. Once a large double sheet was cut into pieces , the visitor evident ly requiring sufficient linen for a petti coat or lining to a skirt , judging from the shape of the pieces left. The hotel sheet was no doubt the nearest thing available , so it was taken to save time and trouble , and the pieces left were found carefully rolled up and thrown into a cupboard outside the room which was only used by the maids and strictly private. Needless to say , be fore the remains of the sheet were found the visitors had departed , leav ing no address. Chambers' Journal. The Colors of Eels. The eel is very unpopular with many people ; but , like many unpopular things , he improves with acquaintance. In form be is Jong , slender and grace ful , in color dark green above and yellowish white below. Many be- j lieve that there are two distinct vane- < ties , the salt and the fresh water eel. ! but 1 am inclined to think that , like all other fishes , the eel partakes much of the nature of his surroundings. A j long summer vacation in a pond or I brook renders him darker in color , and ' daily feasting on landlocked delicacies J renders him more corpulent. | Just PO codfish take on the color of their habitat , gray when on muddy bottorn. bright red when living among kelps and gay colored marine plants. I believe , too , that the eel often for gets to return to salt water , but never , breeds elsewhere , for I have never , seen baby eels in brooks or ponds. I j have known them to be taken every ( month in the year in the same locali- j ties. Some say that half the eels spend ' the winter in fresh water , coming' ' down in the spring , and that the other ! half go up for the summer. Not Given to Squandering- . , Justice You say that you doubt the , statement of the previous witness that the defendant squandered his inherit- , a nee. Please give the reason for your ' doubt. Witness 1 tried three or four times to get him to visit a church fair , but it was useless. He always smiled and in formed me that he was not born yester day. Boston Transcript The Chinese are not entirely clothed in cotton. The ordinary annual crop of silk In China is estimated at about 21- 000,000 pounds , of which over 60 per cent is consumed in the country where it is produced. The key to the Bastile is now bang ing on the wall in the ball at the old borne of Washington at Mount Vernon. It was given to Washington by Lafa yette. 1 ! ( ' ( i M c i a Don't Wait , But Buy Now , While You Need Them. Our Line of Wash Dress Goods Ladies' Shirt Waists j ' | j' ' Ladies' Skirts ( } ( j i' ' Summer Corsets ' j' ' j' ' Hot weather underwear etc. , is still complete. Call now and get a bargain niim , _ . i lot men's linen suits at one = , half price - w . Special [ lot of Nos. 40 and | 60 $ ' fancy ribbon , regular s cent " " . quality , at cents _ ( THE . . . ( ' j ' /I j ' { j v C. L. DeGROFF & CO. . / ' ' O Druygist Takes Customer's Advice. } Mound City. Kans. , Oct. 22 , igoo. Dear Sir : I wish to add my endorsement and recommendation as to the merits of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. I have sold it as a druggist and it always gives satisfaction , and my customers are loud in its praise. I myself had been troubled with my stomach , and hear- in C so many of my customery speaking of Syrup Pepsin , I tried it with the resuk that it cured my trouble. I unhesitatingly recom mend Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin as a laxa tive and stomach remedy. I Yours truly. J. M. HAWKINS. Sold by A. McMillan. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin cures sick headache. Sold by A. McMillen. White's Cream Vermifuge not only effectu ally expels worms , but is unequaled as a tonic , and is a certain and permanent cure for chills and fever in children. Price 25 cts. A. Mc Millen. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsn cures stomach troubles. Sold by A. McMillen. CSS 8I I If a Woman o 4 ? wants to put out a fire she doesn't heap on oil and v/ood. She throws water.know.ngthat water i > on quenches iO fire. When a woman wants to get O well from diseases peculiar to her sex. ct she should not add fuel to the f.re C ) already burning her life away. She 8 should not take worthless drugs and potions composed of harmful narcot ics and opiates. They do not check c. ili the disease they do not cu.-eit they simply add fuel to the f.re. Bradfield's Female Regulator should be taken by every worn an or girl who has tr.e slightest susp.cion of any of the ail- O nit , nis which af flict women , 'i hey will simply be wasting tr e until they take it. 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