Has Race With n Tornado. HASTINGS , Neb. , May 4 ( Special.- A sinuII but genuine tornado tore thin ; in a lively way between Juniata nu Hastings late this afternoon. Win Burlington freight train No. 80 was con ing into Hastings from Juniata the win picked up a large barn and carried straight toward the train for a dislam of over one hundred yards. The ei jjineer and trainmen saw the ston headed directly for the train and a wil race followed-but fortunately the win . changed it course shortly before jeachecTthe railroad track. The people of Hastings had notice the twist and were prepared for it. Tli _ storui just touched the west edge of tli town and after destroying trees and on houses it picked up Marquis * barn an shattered it into kindling wood. It the whirled close to Mr. Kohler's place , bi did not g t near enough to do any moi damage than to move the barn off il stone foundation. The course of th tornado was from the south-west 'to th north-west and its path was very narrov Sunday's Journal , Thousands Golncrto California. Everything points to the extrgni likelihood that at least 25,000 people wi take advantage of the low rates to Sa Francisco which have been made forth Epworth League meeting in that city i July. Never has a better opportunity c visiting California presented itself , Think of il ! For $45 you can buy ticket that will take you from Omaha t < San Francisco and back again , giviti ] you a chance to see the wonderfu mountain scenery of Colorado and Utali all the famous cities and resorts of th West , at the time of 3 ear when they ar at their best. Correspondingly low rate from all other points. Write to J. Francis , G , P. A. , Burling ton Route , Omaha , Neb. , for folder giv ing full information. It's free. Union Pacific Record Run. OMAHA , May 3. ( Special. ) A recorc run through Nebraska was made toda ; by the Union Pacific fast mail , whicl covered the 153 miles between Gram Island and Omaha in 150 minutes. Tin time was ten minutes under the the pre vious record. The speed was made pos sible by perfect weather and the faultles : operation of the huge locomotive , No 1800 , Mike Decker at the throttle. Th < train left Grand Island behind time am took a sixty mile pace at the outset West of North Bend the train WBS cover ing 75 miles of prairie an hour , and thii side of that town reached the eighty mile mark for some distance. The mat drew into Omaha on titneat5:4Oo'clock having made as rapid a long distance run as any train ever accomplished n the west. Sunday's Journal. A "Grip" Trio. The annual examination for train am : engine men on the book of rules will be commenced about the middle of May. Eight of the new engines to be used out of Sheridan have been for warded from Alliance to that point anc they will be put in service in place oi some of the engines that need shopping , Freight business is heavier on the Wyoming division at the present time than at any corresponding time in prev- ions years. There are at the present time fifty freight crews on the division and business is heavy enough to keep them going. Through west bound business remains good anil No. 45 is run in twc and three sections each day. Asks Damages From Railroad. HASTINGS , Neb. , May 4. ( Special. ] Karl Eckhart has begun suit in the district against the Burlington railway company for $1,525 damages. Mr. Eck hart and several other railway section "hands were arrested last fall by the rail way company on the charge of having "stolen and carried away 200 railway ties , The case was continued before Justice R. R. Morledge but when it came up before the last term of district court the defend ants were all dismissed , as the county attorney could not find sufficient grounds for prosecuting the case. Mr. Eckhart alleges that his reputation was greatly impaired by being falsely accused oi stealing and therefore asks damages. Sunday's Journal. Cheap-Terms Easy. Seven-room dwelling for sale cheap and on easy terms. Fruit and shade. S. M. COCHRAN & Co. APPLICATION FOR LICENSE. McCook , Nebraska , May 10th , 1901. Notice is hereby Riven that M. tJ. Clyde has filed in the city clerk's office his bond and peti tion for a licenseto sell malt , spirituous and vinous liquors in the building on lot 17 , block 22 , Original town , being in the First ward of the City of McCook , Nebraska , from May 1 , 1901 , to April 30,1902. : 5-10-3ts M. U. Cr/rDE. Applicant. DISSOLUTION NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that the firm of An- dereon & Vandorhoof lias this day been dis solved by mutual consent , Mr. Vanderhoof re tiring and collecting all accounts. Mr. Ander son continues the business and pays all out standing debts of the firm. Books will be found at C. F. Lehn's office. 5-3-3ts. C. JE. ANDUESON' . L , D. VANDERHOOF. McCook , Neb.,2Jay 1,1901. NOTICE TO LAND OWNERS. ( ROAD NO. 358. ) To M. W. Moakley and to all -whom it may concern : The board of county commissioners has established and ordered open a road com mencing at north-east corner of section thirteen (13) ) , in Gerror precinct , Bed Willow county , Nebraska , running thence vest on section line 'one mile and terminating at north-west corner of said section , and all objections thereto or claims for damages must bo filed in the county clerk's office on or before noon of the 20th day of Juno , A. D. 1901 , or said road will be estab lished without reference thereto. 4-26-4t R. A. GREEK , County Cleric. MOTTOES OF STATES HOW MANY OF THEM , WITH THEIF MEANINGS , DO YOU KNOW ? The Great Seal of the United State ; Wan DcKlKtica I > V au EuKllNltmnu MVlio AlHO SuKKCKted the Motti Adopted , "E.riuribns Unum.w If you desire to have fun with J learned acquaintance , ask him slmpli questions about his country , its histo ry , financial condition , political dlvi sions , geographical lines , climatology topography , etc. Questions that anj schoolboy can answer Dr. Knowall wil stumble clumsily over , often getting i bad fall. There is one question that 1 have never heard any one answer- namely , "What are the mottoes of th < several states of the Union , and theh meaning ? " A. clever man may naui ( that of his own state and guess ai those of three or four of the more Iin portant sister states , but he is unlikelj to know the meanings of any thatan in the original Latin. Try some able professor In a crowd and see kirn floun der. der.Ask Ask the professor if he knows' thai the great seal of the United States was designed by an Englishman , Sir John Prestwich , who also suggested the mot to , "E Tluribus Unum ? " Our ablest men had failed to propose anything ac ceptable , Franklin , Jefferson , Adams , Lovell , Scott , Houston and others wast ing nearly four years on the task. Franklin proposed Moses dividing the Red sea with this motto , "Rebellion to Tyrants Is Obedience to God ; " Adams proposed the choice of Hercules and Jefferson the children of Israel , in the wilderness. Doesn't it seem funny ? Some of the suggested mottoes were "Bello vel Pace" ( For War or Peace ) , "Semper" ( Forever ) , "Deo Favente" ( With God's Favor ) , "Virtus Sola In- victa" ( Virtue Alone Invincible ) , etc. After six years the Englishman's de vice was adopted , and it yet remains the arms of the United States. If the professor is familiar with the obverse of the great seal , ask him what he has to say of the reverse , and the chances are 100 to 1 that he can not recollect the unfinished pyramid , the eye in the triangle , the glory prop er , the motto over the eye , "AnnuSt Coeptis" ( God Has Favored the Under taking ) , and that under all , "Novus Ordo Seculorum" ( A New Series of Ages ) . The obverse of the great seal , with its splendid eagle , the bundle of arrows , the olive branch , the 13 stripes , the 13 stars , the glory breaking from : he clouds and the "E Pluribus Unurn , " is magmficently American , but the " pyramid , the desert , the forbidding Egyptian sky and the eye in the tri angle on the reverse are simply bar- jarous. The great seal of the Confederacy by a strange arbitrament of fate was never used. It was made in England and reached Richmond about the time of its evacuation by the armies of the lost cause and the Confederate gov ernment. Its motto was "Deo Viudice" ( God Maintains ) . The seal is a hand some silver die about three inches in diameter , bearing an equestrian por- : rait of Washington ( after the statue n Richmond ) , surrounded with a wreath composed of cotton , tobacco sugar cane , corn , wheat and rice the principal products of the Confederate states. It cost in England about ? GOO , with press , wafers , seal papers , wax , silk cords , etc. It was presented to the state of South Carolina about 1SS7 and s kept In the office of the secretary of state. Ask the professor if he remembers that Minnesota , founded by Americans , s the only state in. the Union that has a French motto. The one originally se- ected and ordered engraved Avas Latin , ) ut the die was spoiled and the French substitute was adopted , "L'Etoile du Nord" ( The Star of the North ) . Does the professor recall that Montana is the only state with a Spanish motto ? Strange that fur traders should have adopted "Oro y Plata" ( Gold and Sil ver ) . If you say that one state has a Greek motto , he probably will do some pretty hard thinking before answering that it is California. "Eureka" is be lieved to be Greek for "I have found. " The only Italian motto belongs to Ma ryland , and it originally belonged to the Calvert family , "Fatti Maschi , Parole Feraine" ( Deeds Are Males , Words Females ) . To be a trifle plainer , "Man ly Deeds , Womanly Words. " Ask the professor if he knows that Washington is the only state with au Indian motto. "Al-Ki" is pure Chinook for by and by , in the future or hereafter. Exchange. Cured. "No , " said the man in the mackin tosh , "my wife doesn't give away any of myf old clothes or sell them to the ragman any more. I cured that habit effectually once. " "How was that ? " they asked him. "When I found that she had disposed of a coat I hadn't worn for several weeks , I told her there was a letter in it she had given me to mail the last time I had it on. And that was no lie either , " he added with deep satis faction. Chicago Tribune. Evidence to the Contrary. "I told Uncle Simon that he was get ting too old and feeble to attend to business. " "Did he take it kindly ? " "He threw me out of his office. " Chicago Record. Finical. "When do you intend to start for the south ? " "We shall probably leave Tuesday. " "Expect to take the rest of the week with you ? " Chicago Tribune. The first great fire in an American city occurred at Boston Aug. 8 , 1G79. By this conflagration 150 buildings were destroyed , the loss amounting'tc over 200,000. DOGS ON THE STAGE. Lenplnpr For the Villain's Very Seimltlve Animal. Four legged animals In drama are oi ccurse a very common sight today. Al though they are often of far more iin portance than the mere super , thej have an affinity to that class , for their ; is no speaking part , unless one count * the bark of a dog as such. A little time ago the writer met ar actor who was taking the part of a vil lain in a play wherein a big mastiC seizes him at the back of the neck jusl ns he ( the villain ) was about to inurdci the heroine. "Nasty part , that of yours How do you manage to escape nightlj being bitten by that big brute of a dog ? " "Not a nice part , it is true , " IK answered , "but the dog is well trained He is kept without food for a few hours before the show. A piece of cook ed liver is tied to my neck. He Is hold In the wings till the cue comes , then he rushes on to me for his supper , and the curtain goes down on a very effect ive tableau. I don't object to the dog. It's the liver. " The mention of stage dogs brings to mind an amusing Incident that occur red in a well known theatrical agent's office last summer. In came a rough looking little man wearing a check suit that once used to speak out for itself , but was now silenced by the heavy hand of time. The man was followed by a dog of attractive appearance. The visitor said he did a "tramp act , " as sisted by the animal. Then they gave an exhibition of themselves and were certainly above the average. "What are your terms ? " the agent queried. "Ten pounds a week. " "I'll give you two. " The imitation tramp but he was not far from the real thing looked with a sad , reproachful eye at the agent and silently backed out of the office , the dog meekly following. However , within a few seconds the man returned , quick ly closing the door to exclude his part ner , who clamored to get in. "I'll take lit , " he said in a hurried whisper. "Where's the contract ? I'm real broke , so it's a clear case of push ; but , for heaven's sake , don't mention the price where the dog can hear you. " Cham bers' Journal. MOST PEOPLE LOPSIDED. Difference * Between the Legs , Eyes and Eur.s of Men and AVomen. The two sides of a person's face arc never alike. The eyes are out of line in two cases out of five , and one eye is stronger than the other in seven per sons out of ten. . The right ear is also , as a rule , higher than the left. Only one person in 15 lias perfect eyes , the largest percentage of defects prevailing among fair haired people. Short sight is more common in town bhan among country folk , and of all people the Germans have the largest proportion of shortsighted persons. The crystalline lens of the eye is the aue portion of the human body which continues to increase with the attain ment of maturity. The smallest interval of sound can ie better distinguished with one ear than with both. The nails of two fingers never grow with the same ra pidity , that of the middle finger grow- ng the fastest , while that of the thumb ; rows the slowest. In 54 cases out of 100 the left leg is shorter than the right. The bones ) f an average human male skeleton sveigh 20 pounds , those of a woman are six pounds lighter. That unruly member , the tongue of i woman , is also smaller than that of i man , given a man and a woman of jqual size and weight. It may be ap palling to reflect , but it is nevertheless : rue , that the muscles of the human iaw exert a force of over 500 pounds. The symmetry which is the sole in- elligible ground for our idea of beauty , lie proportion between the upper and ewer half of the human body , exists n nearly all males , but is never found n the female. American limbs are nore symmetrical than those of any > ther people. The rocking chair , ac- : ording to an English scientist , is re- ; ponsible for the exercise which in- ireases the beauty of the lower limbs. Che push which the toes give to keep : he chair in motion , repeated and re- > eated , makes the instep high , the calf ound and full , and it makes the ankle lelicate and slender. Exchange. When Irvine Forgot Himself. Ben Webster , an English actor , told i good story of how he held his own vlien Sir Henry Irving happened to be .bsentminded. In the "Lyons Mail" here is a touching scene between Le- urques ( played by Irving ) and his laughter Julie , of which Didier ( Mr. Jen Webster ) is a perfectly silent wit- icss. One night Sir Henry , instead of mak- ng his long speech , appealed in trem- iling tones to Mr. Webster : "Speak to ler , Didier ; speak to her ! " Didier was lumfouuded. There was an awful tause. Irving , quite unconscious of lis own mistake , frowned wrathfully t the young actor , but Mr. Webster , qual to the occasion , gave way to a j inrst of tears and exclaimed , " 1 can- | tot ; you know 1 cannot speak ! " and urned his back on the audience. Then Sir Henry picked up his lines rith a start , and it was observed that Mdier's shoulders shook with emotion ! Louisville Courier-Journal. Victoria's Proposal. It was at Windsor castle that Queen Victoria , then only a girl of 20 , did rhat sh ? described as "the most nerv- us thing a woman was ever called enD D do" when she summoned the young 'rince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha private interview and "proposed" to 1m. She had first met him when as a oy of 17 he came with his father to England , and when , three years later , e "made no secret" of his love for hla air cousin "no one was surprised and very one was delighted. " London Tit- tits. CHILD LOVE. Two little arms were clinging , And a little head was pressed ( The rosy face all hidden ) Closely against my breast. "What is it , dear ? " I questioned. Caressing the golden head. Whispering sweetly and shyly , " 1 love you ! " the darling said. Y > 'hat had I given to win it This offering pure and sweet ? A slory told in the twilight , A merry word when we meet ? Oh , child love , so gladly offered , So easily won , I pray Through life I may find this treasure Mine , us it is today ! There arc trials to meet and vanquish And sorrows crowned with the years , And lips curve less to smiling , And eyes fill oft with tears , But the heavy heart grows lighter , Half of its grief beguiled. When love , with a heaven born impulse , Speaks from the lips of a child ! Home Notes. COUNTERFEIT ART. American * Are Ennily Swindled or IMctoreH by "Ol l HasterB. " There will doubtless never oome c time in the history of the art world when the discovery of "old masters" will cease , certainly not as long a ? American picture buyers possess the almighty dollar and are willing to be swindled. Nearly every week-in New York for the last year there have been auction sales of "rare old masters. " Some of them are rare , indeed ; one that was shown at the Macbeth gallery and also in Detroit some time ago , supposed to be a study of an old man by Rubens , the left hand of which was nearly twice the size of its mate , and the term "rare" did certainly apply very aptly to the flesh tints. Do people ever stop to think how many of these "old masters" there arc in existence ? Any one may have an "old master" these days Avlio has the "price to pay the dealer to find one ergo go abroad and get one 'made. ' " There are many artists In Paris and else where who make a good living , or what they consider a good living , copyIng - Ing "old masters" in the various gal leries to sell to dealers for little or nothing , and they in turn bring them to America and clear hundreds by sell ing them to some moneyed art lover who in some cases is doubtless in the possession of more money than judg ment in art matters. One well known New York art col lector some time ago paid a large sum for a certain painting that an enter prising dealer had "discovered" and who represented it to him as very rare and the only one in existence. The same gentleman while on a recent tour through Spain was shown the original painting upon the walls of a certain monastery. The sequel of. the story does not say what he did with the dealer. If there be a hereafter for these discoverers of "old masters , " their con sciences , which seem very elastic , will have to do a deal of rubbering to get back to the required shape to fit them for their celestial abiding places or to meet the frowns of the shades of de parted masters themselves. Detroit News Tribune. A Boastinpr Epitaph. The following epitaph is to be found in Dalkeith churchyard , over the grave of Margaret Scott : Stop , passenger , until my life you read. The living may get knowledge by the dead. Five times five years I lived a maiden's life ; Ten times fite years I lived a widow chaste. Now , weary of this mortal life , I rest. Between my cradle and my grave have- been Eight mighty kings of Scotland and a queen. Four times five years the commonwealth I saw ; Ten times the subjects rose against the law. Twice did I see old prelacy pulled down , And twice the cloak was humbled by the gown. An end of Stewart's race I saw ; nay , more My native country sold for English ore. Such desolations in my life have been ; I have an end of all perfection seen. This lady was born in 1G13 and lived to the age of 125 and , therefore , must liave lived through the following list Df rulers : James I , Charles I , the com monwealth of Oliver Cromwell as pro tector , Charles II , James II , William [ II and Mary , Anne , George I and Gfeorge II. London Chronicle. Methods of Curing : Jangle Fever. I got 'over my attack , but it was a marvel that I did. One morning my lector bled me till there was scarcely i drop of blood left in my body. lie then gave me 40 grains of calomel , and n the evening , as the fever was still raging , he ordered me to be taken out : o the yard of my quarters , laid on a jare rattan couch and buckets of cold ivater thrown over me for about 20 ninutes ! I was then put back to bed aid fortunately fell asleep for several lours. After some weeks on the sick ist , I was able to return to my post at vornegalle. ' 'Fifty Years In Ceylon. " Disappointed tlie Farmer. "That city man that was visiting me s an overrated cuss , " remarked the armer. "How so ? " "Oh , the papers all said he was a jreat hand at watering stock , but 1 bund he couldn't work the pump five ninutes without laming his arm. " 'hicago Post. All ! lie Cissie , I've heard it said that a : iss without a mustache is like an gg without salt. Is that so ? She Well , really , I don't know. I an't tell , for , yon see , I've .never He Ah , now ! She Never eaten an egg without alt Glasgow Times. In the fourteenth century the slaugh- sr of women and children after a 3wn or castle had been taken by term was one of the most common oc- urrences of war. The first Bhine steamer made its : ips from Rotterdam to Cologne In BIO. * Carpets , Rugs , Art Squares , Cloth Mattings. It wil ! pay you to see us , if in need of a new carpet. We do not claim the largest stock on earth , but claim to give you better values than can be obtained elsewhere. We Have in Stock Wilton Velvet , good grade at $1.00 per yard. Ingrains , two = ply , all wool , at 650 per yard , usually sold at 750. We also have cheaper grades of Ingrains and Unions. Samples of Axminsters , floquettes and vets to order from. THE . . . . C. L. DeGROFF & CO. & / & / % / $ / % ' & McCook Markets. Corrected Friday morning. Corn | .35 Wheat 58 Oats 40 Rye 33 Hogs 4.75 Eggs 15 Butter I2 > Butter fat 14 The Straight Front is the newest in corsets. You will find them at DeGroff & Co.'s. MRS. S , E. GRIGGS , TOILET PAKLOK Hair dressing , shampooing anil _ i-calr > treat ment given for the benefit of the hair. Massage treatment given , wrinkles removed and all face blemishes removed. 'Phone Xo. 0. Rear of First National Bank. McCook Transfer Line J. H. DWYER , Proprietor. attention paid to hauling furniture. 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