IThe The Greatest Variety of Seeds Ever Of fered to the People of flcCook and Red Willow county has just been received by S. M. COCHRAN & CO. Here are a Few of the Varieties They now have m Stock : fl 4 Little Navy Beans < Prolific Black Wax Beans Henderson's Bush Lima Beans Early Dark Red Beets Sugar Beets Early Sweet Corn * All Season Cabbage I Early Flat Dutch Cabbag-e 4 Early Cluster Cucumbers Large Pickling Cucumbers Small Pickling Cucumbers Early Curled White Edge Let tuce Large Late Variety Lettuce Nutmeg Musk-Melon Round Yellow Musk-Melon Large Green Musk-Melon White Russian Water-Melon Rattlesnake Water-Melon Mountain Sweet Water-Melon Cuban Queen Water-Melon Early Red Onion Sets Early White Onion Sets Tom Thumb Peas 4 Dv/arf Gray Sugar Peas , Edi ble Pods 4 White Marrow Fat Peas Field Pumpkins Large Golden Pumpkins Sweet Pumpkins Early Turnip Radish Long : Scarlet Radish * Early Breakfast Radish J | Long- White and Purple Radish I Hubbard Squash Crook-Neck Squash jj Early Red Tomatoes Red Tree Tomatoes g Early Flat Dutch Turnip * White Flat Strap Leaf Turnip jj White Egg Turnip Early Rice Pop Corn Sweet Corn for Fodder Iowa Gold Mine Seed Corn , Nebraska Grown Early White Seed CornNebras- ka Grown Kentucky Blue Grass for Lawn White Clover Extra Lawn Grass White Kaffir Corn Red Kaffir Corn Assorted Flower Seeds Sweet Peas We also have the Everitt Man = Weight Garden Seed Drills and Hoes i ia.li - M j Nebraska. To Salt Lake and Pacific. Alexander Campbell , a veteran railway superintendent , for many years with the Burlington road , with headquarters at McCook , Nebraska , claims there is noth ing that the management of the roac starts out to do that it cannot find money to accomplish. Mr. Campbell is an en thusiast and his long service with that corporation qualifies him to speak as one having authority. He appears to have exercised this right while in Denver , Saturday. "The Burlington , " said Mr. Campbell , "is going to Salt Lake and to the Pacific. No newer on earth , can stop it. The great ambition of Mr. Holdrege , the manager of the road , is to extend the line to the waters of the Pacific and it will not be long before his desire is ac complished. We are going to the coast , for Holdrege is dead set on it , and what is the use of arguing the question ? The talk about Mr. Holdrege meeting Presi dent Burk of the Union Pacific to listen to an argument against extending the line to Salt Lake and Ogden is nonsense. Nobody conld argue with Holdrege on that subject , for he knows it is going to be accomplished. " Sheridan ( .Wyo. ) Post. Epworth Leaguers ! Send me your name and address and I will mail you about April i , a beautifully illustrated folder giving full information about the special rates and train service to California via the Burlington Route , at the time of the Epworth League meet ing at San Francisco in July. The folder will enlighten you on every point in connection with the trip to San Francisco cost of tickets ; how to make the trip most cheaply and comfortably ; what there is to see on the way , and why your tickets should read via the Burling ton Route. The round trip rate open to everyone from Omaha to San Francisco via the Burlington Route is $45. Tickets are good' by the way of Denver and Salt Lake City. J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , Burlington Route , Omaha , Neb. 3-8-413. McCook Markets. Corrected Friday morning. Corn $ 35 Wheat .53 Oats , - .40 Rye 33 Hogs 4-75 Eggs .15 Butter Butter fat SCALE BOOKS For sale at THE TRIB UNE office. B st in the market. Don't fail to see the bargains in WallPaper - Paper at Loar's. INDIANOLA. There is much illness in and about town , just now. Harlow W. Keyes had legal business in the metropolis , Thursday. William McCallum went to Omaha , Sun day morning , on business. E. O. Scott was down from McCook Wednesday , on a short visit to friends. Mrs. Greenway was over from Danbury last week , on a visit to her daughter Dora. "Coxey" Bell returned on Wednesday from Kansas , where he lias been located for some time. Rev. Lawrence Blanderfield , late tempo rarily at McCook , is now for the present at tins place. Dennis Fit/gerald came out from Omaha Tuesday night , on a Httle business , and will return'tonight. Mrs. James McClung is quite seriously ill. Her son Clark arrived from Oklahoma , re cently , to see her. C. W. Dow lias purchased an interest in W. II. Wadsworth's implement and hardware business , coming here from Danbury. Mrs. A. C. Teel departed for the western part of the state , Sunday , on order business , going up to Imperial first , and from there will go over onto the Curtis branch. See that you get the original DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve when you ask for it. The genuine is a certain cure for piles , sores and skin diseases. McConnell & Berry. NORTH COLEMAN. The man who bought the Thos. Ryan place arrived , last Monday. They have offered the old school-house for sale in district 74 which is indicative of a new one. The literary at Spring Creek was so affected by the parties on Friday nights that it has stopped. Chas. Cox offered his alfalfa for sale and it was quickly disposed of among the farmers on the upland. A big grade is being worked up near H. K. Uixlers which has given several day's work for a number of persons and teams. E. Osbaugh and family moved to their new home , the Eppely place , on Tuesday. Mr. Osbaugh's health is not very good. "The happiest life that ever was led is al ways to court and never to wed" is apparently the motto of some of our young people. Mr. and Mrs. II. T. Church have been in Wisconsin for some time. Mrs. Church being called there on account of the serious illness of her sister. Mr. Church went there to sell a carload of horses. They are expected home f not there already. Monday was the great moving day for the Spperlys and Parsons. Mrs. Parsons intend ed to visit at Dr. Marian's in Lincoln and Mrs. Eppely was going to see her sister Mrs Adams , some miles north of Omaha. Both families are probably settled by this time. The best of wishes go with them. Her Own Selection. Through oceans of remnants and ribbons bens the pulling big woman towed the ini't'k little man. "What In the world shall I send her , John ? " she blustered. "Come , suggest something that would please Aunt Bet sy. Something Inexpensive. Why don't yon say something ? " "Stationery , books or worklioxcs , " suggested the meek little man. "Nothing of the kind. You couldn't select a w xsent for the ashman. I will look at some of those fancy boxes of soup. " They were before the soap counter , and she had her finger on an elaborate box containing six round cakes of white soap. "Fancy and perfumed ! " she said , lifting a cake. "The very thing that would please her the most. You may wrap that up. miss ! " "But. my dear , " protested the meek little man. "Youjust keep quiet. I don't care for any suggestions from a person tvithout taste. " "Really" "Keep quiet , John Tenbrook ! " It seemed as if her voice Jind pene trated every corner of the great store , and the little man shrank away in mor tification. "Well. John , what did she say about the little gift ? Something nice , I know. " "She returned it. " "What ? " "Yes : you will find a note in the box. " She unfolded the missive and read : "Niece I return the box of shaving soap. I am a little too old to appreciate : he joke of being called the 'Bearded Lady. ' Your Aunt Betsy. " Chicaco News. Fnte of Old Ovorcontn. 'Where do the old overcoats go ? " is a query that is u natural successor to the old riddle , "Where do the Hies go in winter ? " The old overcoats seem somehow to fade away , no one knows just how. The overcoat starts its ca reer on the back of its owner , who paid $13 for it. It keeps him warm and shelters him from cold winds and from storms until it commences to get fray ed at the edges and the pockets are torn down the sides. Then the owner uses the coat for rainy days only , and no more does he take it to call on his fiancee or to recline on the back of a chair while he is reading at the.club. . . He keeps it another summer , and the moths get into it , and when he takes it out in the fall it has holes here and there. So the owner gives it to the janitor , if the janitor is not a cold , haughty man , and the janitor wears it awhile until his wife gives it to the tramp who wheeled out the three bar rels of ashes. The tramp wears it until the old coat commences to fall apart , j , Then he gives it to another tramp , and it falls apart still more. And then some day the coat has entirely disap peared. No one knows how or when. The coat just simply faded away. That's all anybody knows about it- Chicago Tribune. 1 1f to Keep Ont. A sick man who was really near to death could not resist the temptation to have a little fun with his spiritual ad viser , fie had a lingering malady , but his days were certainly numbered by a , few weeks at the most He had not . been known as a man of strong reli gious convictions , and yet there was little if anything which could be said against him. It was one of those delicate - cate cases in which it is hard for the minister to do anything. Some one l suggested to Rev. Paul Weyand , then stationed at Morningside , that he make a call upon the patient Going to the house , he found the man propped up in bed to relieve a smother ing sensation. The sick man could scarcely talk above a whisper , and Rev. Mr. Weyand began to make subtle in quiries about his spiritual welfare. The invalid's answers were all non committal and evasive , and finally in despair the pastor asked : "Do you really want to go to heaven. Mr. Blank ? " "Do 1 want to go to heaven ? " repeat ed the dying man in a hoarse whisper. "Why , that's the place I've been fightIng - Ing so bard to keep out of for the last two vears ! " Pittsburg News. Met on n. Screen. „ One of the happiest uses served by that wonderful and many named In vention , the moving picture machine , appears in a story told in the London ' Music Hall. A party of gentlemen were watchIng - Ing the pictures when in one of the South African scenes they recognized an officer friend. The wife of the officer , on being told of this , wrote to the manager and asked that this pic ture might be put on on a certain evening when she would purposely s journey from Glasgow. She had not seen her husband for r over a year , but at last observed him s Jn a group on the screen of a cine matograph. Too Strong : n Temptation. "Yes. George asked me how old I would be on my next birthday. " "The impudent fellow ! Of course you said 1 ! ) ? " "No ; I said 2(5. ( " -Mercy , girl , you ain't but 24 ! " "No. but George Is going to give me a cluster ring with a diamond In it for svery year. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. FIr t Need. < , " "What ten books would you take If " you had to pass the rest of your life on a desert Island ? " "Oh. 1 wouldn't take books at all : I'd take things to eat. " Exchange. A federal union of vegetarian socie ties exists in London. London has a vegetarian hospital with 20 beds in connection with it y ( Wluit FrlKhtcned Him. While crossing the isthmus of Pana ma by rail some years ago the conduct or obligingly stopped the train for Mr. Campion to gather some beautiful crimson ( lowers by the roadside. It WHS midday and intensely hot. In his "On the Frontier" Mr. Campion tells a peculiar story of this Hewer picking experience. I refused offers of assistance auu went alone to pluck the llowers. After gathering a handful I noticed a large bed of plants knee high and of delicate form and a beautiful green shade. I walked to them , broke off a Hue spray and placed it with the llowers. To my amazement I saw that I had gathered a withered , shriveled , brown ish weed. I threw it away , carefully selected a large , bright green plant and plucked it. Again I had In my hand a bunch of withered leaves. It ( lashed through my mind that a sudden attack of Panama fever , which was very prevalent and much talked of , had struck me delirious. I went "off my head" from fright In a panic I threw the llowers down and was about to run to the train. I looked around. Nothing seemed strange. I felt my pulse. All right I was in a perspiration , but the heat would have made a lizard perspire. Then I noticed that the plants where I stood seemed shrunken and wilted. Carefully I put my linger on a fresh branch. Instantly the leaves shrank and began to change color. I had been frightened by sensitive plants. A Hit of Hod Tnpe. The absurdities of ollicialism have perhaps never been better illustrated than by the incident in tliu career of Lord Shaftcsbtiry which the author of "Collections and Ill-collections" relates : One winter evening in 18(57 ( he was i sitting in liis library in Grosvenor ( square , when the servant told him ( that there was a poor man waiting to I see him. The man was shown in and , : proved to be a laborer from Clerken- ! well and one of the innumerable recipients - i < cipients of the old carl's charity. lie said , "My lord , you have been very good to me , and I have come to I tell you what I have heard. " It ap peared that at the public house which he frequented lie had overheard some j Irishmen of desperate character plot ting to blow up Clerkeuwell prison. He gave Lord Shaftesbury the in formation , to be used as he thought best , but made it a condition that his name should not be divulged. If it were , his life would not be worth an hour's purchase. Lord Shaftesbury pledged himself to secrecy , ordered his carriage and drove instantly to Whitehall. The authori ties there refused , on grounds of ofli- cial practice , to entertain the informa tion without the name and address of the informant. These , of course , could not be given. The warning was re jected , and the jail was blown up. Youth's Companion. Her AVeilcllnpr "Tower. " An accommodation train on a dis tant railroad was dragging along , when i long , leau and sallow woman , in what ippeared to be subdued bridal finery , leaned across the aisle of the car and said seriously to a lady sitting opposite lier : "Dear me ! It's a kind of a solemn thing to be travelin with two hus- jands , now , ain't it ? " "I do not know what you mean , " re plied the lady. "Oh. mebbe not. Well , you see. my Irst husband died "bout a year ago an ivas buried over in Patrick county , in last week I was married ag'in , an ne an my second husband have been > ver in Patrick couuty on a little wed- liu tower , an I thought I'd kind of ike to have my first husband buried u the graveyard uigh where I'm goin o live uow. an my second husband w vas willin. so we tuk my first hus- ) aiid up. au he's in the baggage car iloug with our other things. My sec- : md husband is settin out on the ) latform takin a smoke , an I been iettin here tliinkin how solemn it is R o go on a weddin tower with two Pi msbamls. It's a tumble solemn piece Pim if bizuess when you come to think ac : if it. " Laurence Lee in Lippincott's tli .lagazine. . Why Cnliles Get Tireil. d : There has been some question , says fem "he Electrical Engineer , as to the rea- m on why certain cables lose their cou- lucting properties and have in some so ustauces to be replaced. A learned to frenchman has submitted a paper on lit he subject to the Academie des Sci- se : nces. In this paper he states that > fben cables lose their electrical prop- rties it is because they are always te ised for one kind of current only , ei- tedi her positive or negative. If used to ometimes for positive and sometimes 6' or negative , they will , he states , pre- of erve their conductive qualities indef- ca litely. Experiments with nine wires caCi unning from Paris to Dijon demon- trated this , he says. Unsympathetic. da "You haven't much sympathy for the equpt from your employees for short- r hours. " then "Not much. " answered Mr. Cumrox. thM It goes to show that men don't know M ; ben they are well off. If they had een Invited around to musicales and rairged through Europe by Mrs. C. on nd the girls like I have , maybe they'd ppreciate the privilege of staying in sir i nice , comfortable , businesslike office we : ine or ten hours a day. " Washington tar. Hi Still Anxious. on "Have you fastened the windows , par ? " she asked , as they were about at > retire for the night. to "No. What's the use ? I gave you je last dollar I bad to buy that new nt. and we needn't fear burglars. " laj "But they might sit down on the hat ReM : ) DU know. " Washington Post. As ; Are now ready For your inspection } lu f * THE . . . . * V f a. . DeGROFF & CO. \ * 6'V ' "fc/fc/ / ' / / Q/ ' & ' V ' ' < 1 tt / , 'R' rw COLEMAN. Now boys get in your best licks. II. K. liixler sold a horse recently. II. B. Wales was in McCook , Tuesday. Roy Coleman intends sowing twenty acres u wheat. Mrs. Johns visited with Mrs. Coleone day Iris week. Eli Blair biought home a cultivator , last aturday. I. Kelly brought out a buggy , last Saturday. Jew old girls look out. J. B. Smith is feeding a lot of hogs ; he sold ver § 600 worth last year. Thos. Real and family will spend the sum- icr near Grafton , among friends. \V. II. Epperly and T. J. Parsons , with their ives , will visit in Iowa untill fall. Clarence Wales took 45 bushels of cane ed to McCook , Saturday , and brought out a arrow. School in District No. 65 has closed , W. M. .ozell was teacher. On closing a lengthy rogram was rendered , the most interesting umber , and one that all present took an tive part in , was dinner. Xo stuttering icre. They all had a fine time. Uncle Billy sent a big soup bone to his aughter Gertie , and fastened to it was the illowing : "Put me in the pot at seven keep ie boiling hard till 'leven then if cabbage ju will add it will make your palate glad put ne turnips in the stew and some irish taters 10 and you'l find it very nice if you add a ttle rice at 12 you take us from the pot and rve us in a turrene hot then you eat until u cry Oh dear me what's the matter with I. " Prof. Ivison , of Lonaconing , Md. , suffered rnbly from neuralgia of * he stomach and m- gestion for thi-teen years and after the doc- TS failed to cure him they fed him on mor- line. A friend advised the use of Kodol yspepsia Cure and after taking a few bottles it he says , "It has cured me entirely. I in't say too much for Kodol Dyspepsia ure. " It digests what you eat. McConnell Bern- . , , PROSPECT PARK. Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Dunham spent Sun ty at John Shy's. The farmers in this neighborhood are inking about sowing wheat. May Thompson , who has been sewing in cCook , has come home to stay. I. T. Birdsell and family are going to move ito the place vacated by Len Stevens. Edward Hoover expected to go to Wiscon- , Monday. We haven't heard whether he nt or not. Charley Boatman is going to move on the olbrook place and William Tuttle will move lo the ranch. Fred Larson had a very interesting paper the literary , last week. Essie Dunham is continue the good work , this week. Roosters often crow over eggs they did not jr. Same with people who sell an imitation cky Mountain Tea , made famous by the adison Medicine Co.'s advertising. 350 k your druggist. A Square Man. Q. As a constant reader , from whence came you ? A. From a happy home where we re ceive Tine TRIHUNI- : once a week. Q. What came you here to do ? A. To shake hands with the editor and pay my subscription. Q. Then you are a geiit.eman and a happy man , I suppose ? A. I am so taken by all my neighbor- : \vho borrow THE TRIJJUNH. Q. What makes yon a gentleman ? A. My promptness in paying my subscription. Q. How should I know you to be a gentleman ? A. By having been tried for one year , never denied , and the editor willing to try me again. Q. Will you be off or from' A. OfT. Q. Off , where to ? A. To the merchant who advertise- . Q. Why do you patronize tlie adver tisers ? A. Because they are square. O. Why are they square1 A. Because they advertise audl are 0:1 the square. Q. What is a square ? A. The man who advertises openly to the public that he is here for business. O. Have you any signs' A. I have several. Q. Will you name them- A. A pleasant countenance , an opes smile and a clear conscience. Give me a token. Here's a dollar for a year's subscrip tion in advance. Correct. The signs are right , the token is right. Q. What do they denote ? A. Friendship. The editor being satisfied he is willing to vouch for the brother in any-assembly of citizens on earth. COURT-HOUSE KE'.VS. COUNTY COVR' . License to wed to J. Maiden Klou-i and Etta I. Crowe , both of McCook. Married by II. II. Berry , justice of the peace , Saturday evening , March 2nd. Mrs. Jessie Hodgkin has been appoint ed by the court as guardian of J. Berne Hodgkin. DISTRICT COURT. J. W. Hupp vs. Anna Kuiamer etal. ; attachment. FEBRUARY RECORD. Farm mortgage filings , $7,0.56.97 ; re leases , $6,792.46. City filings. $4,720.0- : . ; releases , $1,208.56. Chattel filings , $20,236.16 ; releases , $9,293.63. A large assortment of Stock Foods and Poultry Supplies at McMillan's.