JCIMMBLL. OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER. Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co. Subscription , $1 a Year in Advance NEBRASKA seems to be in danger of being reduced to five congressmen. THE rehabilitation of Nebraska in tbe opinion of her eastern neighbors would be worth many ducats to her if she wanted to borrow some money , but she is no longer in the borrowing business to any appreciable extent. Her farmers have paid ofHheir mortgages or are pay ing them off rapidly , to the sorrow of the holders who lent on good security and many of them are in the market to buy instead of to sell good paper. Lin coln Journal. THERE is a growing appreciation in the mid-west of the invaluableuess of irrigationand the indications point now to a movement upon a solid basis for the gradual but permanent growth of the idea. It is a practical scheme and car ried to a realization will mean large money for this section. Uvery reason able means should be encouraged to "bring about this great blessing. The movement to build reservoirs in the north-west , to divert the flood waters which now devastate the Lower Missis sippi , is a rational one and rightly di rected. It would do a part in the direc tion of removing the cause of tbe great floods , which destroy property and lives in the south at different times every year. Not only will the government be saved expense in the lower reaches of the great Mississippi valley , but these flood waters can be impounded and spread over the semi arid and -arid regions of the west with large gain. This movement has in it great promise and the west should carry the campaign along to a successful conclusion. Organ izations to this end are being formed over- the west , and South-Western Ne braska should get in line. CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS. CATHOLIC Mass at 8 o'clock a. m. High mass and sermon at 10:30 a. m. , with choir. Sunday-school at 2:30 p. m. All are cordially welcome. REV. J. W. HiCKEY , Pastor. EPISCOPAL Services during summer : Sunday-school at 10. Evening prayer and sermon every Sunday at 8 o'clock. Sunday morning service , also Friday evening Litany , discontinued until fur ther notice. Holy communion to be an nounced. HOWARD STOY , Rector. CHRISTIAN Bible-school at 10 a. m. Preaching at II and 7:30. Christian En deavor at 6:30 : p. m. Prayer-meeting on Wednesday evening. All are invited. Morning subject , "Absolute Surrender. " Evening subject , "Man in a True Mir ror. " J. W. WALKER , Pastor. CONGREGATIONAL Sunday-school at 10. Preaching at n. Y. P. S. C. E. at 6:45. Preaching at 7:30. Prayer-meeting , Wednesday evening , at 7:30. Morning subject. "The Soul the Standard of Value. " Evening subject , "The Chris tian an Optimist. " All are welcome. W. J. TURNER , Pastor. Union Thanksgiving services will be held in the Methodist church. Sermon by W. J. Turner of the Congregational church. The Dorcas society will give an in formal reception in the Congregational church , this evening , with a short pro gramme and light refreshments. COURT-HOUSE NEWS. COUNTY COURT. Following licenses to wed have been issued since our last report : William D. Mackechnie and Lillian M. Welborn , both of Indianola. James J.McCoy of Frontier county and Minnie F. Stillman of McCook. Some City Affairs.- The city council was in session , Mon day evening , transacting a small amount of municipal business. Bills were allowed - lowed as follows : McCook Electric Light Co $ 85.00 Bullard & Co 32.55 Lincoln Laud Co 425.00 John Ekstedt 48.00 The petition for a cuifew ordinance was placed on file to be further consid ered at the next session of the council. This Morning's Programme. . . . . X i-i.n i i i The following programme was ren dered in the High school assembly , this morning : Morning hymn Piano solo Lucile Lawson Vcoal duet Ma and Blanche McCarl Piano Solo Mrs. Mabel Stranahan Vocal jSolo J. A. Beyrer March Lucile Lawson Notice to Hunters. Hunting and trespassing on my lands south-west of McCook are positively prohibited and failures to observe this notice will be vigorously prosecuted. McCook , Neb.Nov. 8. P. WALSH. Meat doesn't make the man , but a good , juicy steak goes a long way in that direction , and you can't make much of a man -without it. Everist , Marsh & Co. will help you to be manly. . 1 J-l'f. H Best Grades to B ARNETT LUMBER COMPANY CD , teD " " ' ' ' ' " " toO ll > Q O C P ) For AH kinds of Hard iD ( D and Soft Coal < % * id e d o 0 0L JJ L JJo * - " JJp 3 p ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY- " * * * oq AM TELEPHONE NO. 5 Dennison Street C. H. Harman Assaulted. C. H. Harman was assaulted , Monday afternoon , at the gate leading into his farm , a few miles west of McCook , by Brakeman T. H. Hampson , and pretty badly misused. Haruian had just driven through the gate into the road leading toward McCook , when Hampson and Brakemau D. M. Taylor drove up in a bug y. Hampson jumped out of the buggy , removed his coat , and announced his determination to "lick" Harman , who sought in vain to ascertain the cause for Hatnpson's belligerent purpose. Harman was violently dragged from the wagon , struck aud kicked ; his head was bally bruised and cut in strikiug the earth in falling from the wagon. Taylor remained in the buggy , close at baud , and after Hampson tired of the assault , they both drove back to the city. Mr. Harmau says that the strength of his resistance was largely tempered by his fear of having both men to deal with rather than one ; and that Hampson re peatedly threatened his life , as they drove away , if he ever saw Harman in town. Mr. Harman returned to his house , and shortly afterwards , accompanied by his wife , came to McCook for the pur pose of having his assailant arrested. Before he could secure the services of an officer , however , Hampson appeared be fore Police Judge Berry , pleaded guilty to a charge of assault , and was fined by the court $ i and costs ; his honor think ing the offense had been committed within the city limits. Later , L. W. Stayner appeared in Judge Berry's court and sought to have Hampson placed under a bond to keep the peace. A warrant was issued , but Hampson could not be found. Not satisfied with the measure of jus tice meted out by Judge Berry , who , under the circumstances did not have jurisdiction , Mr. Harman appeared in county court and filed complaint against both Hampson and Taylor. Warrants were issued , but the sheriff failed to find Hampsou ; he secured Taylor , however , who came into court , and the case was continued over until after supper. The sheriff allowed Taylor to go to supper , and his appetite is still unsatisfied ; at any rate he has not been found at this writing , nor has Hampson been appre hended. The unfortunate affair is an aftermath of the election , Hampson thinking ( er roneously Mr. Harman stoutly avers and maintains , ) that Harman had re ported him to the railroad officials. Monday morning , Hampson applied to Mr. Stayner for his time , but he was referred to Trainmaster Kenyon , so had not been discharged or given his time at the time of the assault. After the affair at the farm and upon his arrival in town , Taylor applied to the company for his time. A Rough House. Landlord Swart of the National hotel had a warm time , last Friday night , with two linemen , Cole and Weeden by name , whom he ejected from a room in his hotel the men having in their in toxicated condition gotten into a room reserved for other patrons , and gone to bed. ThejT had to be forced out of the room the second time , and then the merry time opened , with the landlord in the leading role. The men forced a door and broke a window-pane and screen , besides making themselves unpleasantly numerous in other respects , so the night policeman put them in the cooler for the night. Saturday morning , they were arraigned before Police judge Berry and fined $ i and costs , which they paid. They were given their time by the com pany. Thursday afternoon of last week , Jacob Kern , boss of the Bartley section gang , in a political altercation with Luther Bush , a well known and violent character of that place , was severly cut with a knife in the hands of Bush. Kern re ceived an ugly scalp wound ; his left ear was almost severed ; a cut across the throat came near being-serious ; and an ugly stab in the back penetrated one of his lungs. Kern seems to be getting along satisfactorily and will recover. He had a close call. A Lost Sword. The members of the Republican Marching club are short one sword , a sword with a white belt , which they are very anxious to recover. Please re turn or report to Gus. Budjg. McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. * \ ADDITIONAL RAILROAD NEWS. There were three sections of No. 3 , last night. Jay Rifenbery returned to the city , first of the week. Brakemau F. J. Theme is very low with typhoid fever. W. E. Kithcart is a new brakeman employed , this week. 'Engineer and Mrs. H. H. Kingsbury , this week , returned to Chicago to live. W. E. Butler is "running on one side" for the present , while his left pedal ex tremity is in the hands of the medic. * M. V. Traver has purchased the Kelsey dwelling and the family has occupied the same , this week. W. H. Bohnstedt and family have moved into Dr. Waters' house. Owing to an increase in business , the company has placed another crew in the freight service , this week , with Conduc tor G. W. Bunting in charge , and Brakemen - men W. M. French and Alva Garner assisting him. Walter Stevens , a young fellow who has been working in the shops , left town and his creditors , a few evenings since. His creditor friends are quite numerous. He seemed to have a weakness for selling articles bought on credit , for cigarettes and booze a pretty hard combination. The Burlington absorbed 27 small lines of railroad , last week , adding the total mileage to the general "Q" system. They had owned a controlling interest in their stocks and managed them for years , and they now place them under the general management directly and absolutely. The Burlington system is building five new mail cars for the new fast mail ser vice to the north-west. Two of these cars are being built at Plattsmouth , and three at the Pullman shops. The cars are to be regulation government mail cars , sixty feet in length and fitted with all modern conveniences for the handling - ling of mail. The Rocky Mountain Railway club will hold a regular monthly meeting on Saturday , November I7tb , in the Amer ican house , Denver. The principal paper will be : "Round-House Management , " by A. H. Powell , general foreman of the D. & . R. G. The topical discussion will be : "Truck Journal Brasses and Wedges on Some Private Refrigerator Cars , " by William Baird , inspector for the B. & M. R. R. The Burlington is proceeding along the line of teaching its employes more technical knowledge in railroading. It is in this direction that the need exists. Numerous and continuous improvements in all departments of railroading are the rule , and these demand more skill and technical knowledge on the part of the employes in every branch of this im mensely expanding business. It is a wise railroad man who catches on to this idea. It is reported that the B. M. will build this branch of the road from St. Francis to Akron , Col. , and that the Kansas City and St. Louis trains will run from Akron to Orleans via St. Fran cis and Beaver City. The report was obtained from reliable sources , and is given credence for the reason that many improvements have been made in the roadbed of the branch line , this season. All repairs to track and bridges have been made with heavier material than has been used heretofore. The report is also strengthened by the fact that the officials have made several tours of in- soection of the line , recently. Beaver City Tribune. A dispatch from Evanston , Wj-o. , says the Burlington has completed surveys through that city and county , and that plats showing definitely the route to be followed have been filed both at Evanston - ton and Cheyenne. The company is preparing to build a line from Guernsey to Salt Lake City , and these plats show its location. This dispatch , speaking of the line west of Evanston , says : "The line , keeping a little north of the Union Pacific , enters Evanston through the ' river bottom. It passes through Botsford' canyon ( to the Muddy , thence it heads in the most feasible and direct route for the east boundary line of the county. , crossing the Oregon Short Line near Nutria station , and about eleven miles from Granger. It is stated that Kilpat- rick Bros. & Collins will begin work on the western , or Salt Lake , end of this line as soon as they have completed the'ir contracts on the Union Pacific. " Heir Cofiflnu Catch I obater * . It Is probably news to the majority off people to know that the red , or rock , codfish is a bitter enemy of the lob ster that has Just crawled out of ! < ! shell and Is soft and unable to protect himself. During shedding time these lobsters crawl up under projecting rocks , where the seaweed and kelp are thick and where they find protect ed places In which to go through the process of slipping out of their old shells and taking on a new coat of mall , so to speak. For some days after shedding the lobsters are weak and nnable to cope with those fish that wage war upon them. This fact the codfish seem intuitively to know , and they will swarm around these retreats In great numbers and wait for the shedders to crawl out. An old lobster fisherman said that many times he had stopped his dory over a large number of these red cod fish and watched their operations. He had even dropped his line down and dangled tempting bait within a few feet of them. Unless-It happened to fall directly In front of their noses , however , they would seldom take It , as they were after lobster meat. When the thin shelled lobsters would crawl out from beneath the protecting sea weed , the codfish would dart at them and strike them fierce blows with their tails , disabling them completely. They would then fall to and devour the help less crustaceans. This performance , the lobster fisherman said , he had wit nessed many times. Lewlston Journal. Ills Look * Were Deceptive. The late Mr. Justice William O'Brien , as Is pretty generally known , was not a tailor's model , and when goIng - Ing on a long railway journey his attire was even more neglected than usual , says London M. A. P. Waiting one day for his train to leave Cork , he wandered into the first class refresh ment room , his threadbare and faded coat looking the more remarkable when in contrast with the dress of the smart set frequenting the place. "Can I have a glass of milk ? " he Inquired of the being In frills and powder who ruled behind the bar. The lady eyed him sharply and su perciliously and then snapped out : "Yes , but it's tuppence a glass here. You'll get It for a penny in the third class room. " "Well , " returned the Judge as amia bly as possible , "I think I'll have a glass at 'tuppence' all tlie same. I can manage to survive the expense. " He took his milk and walked out with an unruffled countenance. But when that young lady heard from some gentlemen who were standing at the bar and knew the Judge who her cus tomer was she didn't feel very well. She tried to explain that she thought he was one of those "old farmer fel lows who'd stop arguing about the price of the milk for half an hour. " The BontMiva.in'8 Judgment. It was somewhere in this wide , wide world , "just where has slipped my mind , and they * were about to buy beef on hoof for the ships. So the offi cer whose duty it is to make the pur chase took ashore with him the bo's'n , as representing the crew , to , look over the animals and either object or ( not. They approached the first ani mal. "How will that do ? " asked the offi cer. cer.The The bo's'n cautiously approached the beast , bent down and gingerly ran his thumb and forefinger down first one shank and then the other until the whole four shanks had been examined. Straightening up he said : "He'll do all right , sir. " The officer , flabbergasted , cried : "But , dash it all , you can't tell the good points of a bullock by the shanks ! " "Perhaps not , sir , but they're the only parts we ever gets , sir , " was the reply. Pall Mall Gazette. Ills Accent. One day Lord Morris was sitting at the Four Courts as lord chief justice of Ireland when a young barrister from the north rose nervously to make his first motion. The judge had declared that no one listening to himself would ever take him for anything but an Irishman , which was perfectly correct. But Galway could not understand An trim. The lord chief justice leaned over to ask tbe associate where the barrister hailed from. "County Antrim , " was tbe response. Then asked his lordship of the offi cial , "Did ye iver come across sich a . frightful acciut in the course of yer loife ? " Gnnliprlit on Gems. The appearance of all fine gems Is improved by gaslight. A perfect emer ald , despite its color , which in any thing else would turn to a dull gluish hue , is only intensified in brilliancy of color by artificial light. The blue sap phire , though darkened , remains true to its color , as by daylight. Tbe alex andrite is tbe only gem that changes , turning from a dark olivine to a bril liant blood red by candle or gas light. Xo Difference. English Customer ( to manager of restaurant ) I see , Signor Maraschino , n that tbe American gentleman and his wife , who have just left , drank noth ing but water with their dinner. Does that make much difference In their ti bill ? Signor Maraschino Xotting.sir. They pay same as yourself and lady , who 'ave champagne ; oderwise 'ow should e we live ? London Punch. D An Odd Slip. Dr. Johnson once met the village postman trudging along the dusty road on a hot summer afternoon. The post man observed that he had still a mile to walk just to deliver one newspaper. "My goodness , " exclaimed the sym pathetic doctor , "I'd never go all that distance for such a trifle ! Why don't you send it by post ? " < < < < 4i 4i 4 i i 4 < , 1 ' jr Give Us an Opportunity to Make You a Regular - lar Customer. K HONEST JOHN WV iAeVM - WVMT McCOOK , NEBRASKA Burlington Excursion Rates. Every Tuesday during October anc November the Burlington Route will sel tickets at the following remarkably low rates : Ogden , Salt Lake City , Butte , Helena and Anaconda , one way , $23 Roum : trip , $40. Return limit , 30 days. Spokane , Tacoma , Seattle , Portland , Victoria and Vancouver , one way , $28. Round trip , $43. Return limit , 30 days. Tickets and information at all Bur lington ticket offices. io-26-sts. Nebraska Dairymen. The sixteenth annual meeting of the Nebraska Dairymen's association will be held in the dairy building on the State university farm , Lincoln , December 18- 20 , 1900. Eminent , practical dairymen will be present and offer subjects of in terest and importance to the industry. There will be an exhibit of butter and cheese for which liberal premiums will be offered. For programme and other information , address the secretary , S. C. Bassett , Gibbon , Nebraska. Advertised Letters. The following letters were advertised by the McCook post-office , November n : A. P. Smith , W. C. Mollen , D. F. Fuller , Anthony Mitchell , Geo. Kayser , G. E. Hunt (2) ) , Geo. Gunthrea , J. F. Cannon , H. G. Miller , Virgle Williams , Jennie Allen , Geo. W. Maxwell , Frank Bellows , Mrs. W. F. Duggan. In calling for any of these letters , please say that they are advertised. F. M. KiMMEM. , Postmaster. Cole's Hot Blast. We are enjoying a great run on Cole's Hot Blast heaters. They give complete satisfaction and command the strongest recommendations from all who use them. S. M. COCHRAN & Co. There is nothing that a woman appre ciates more than she does a good se'.ving- machine ; one that has the latest im provements and attachments. You will find just what you want , and at the right price , at S. M. Cochran & Co.'s. The McCook Circle No. 33 , Ladies of 0. A. R. , meet the first Saturday of svery month in Odd Fellows hall. SCALE BOOKS For sale at THE TRIE-- CJNE office. Bfst in the market. Stamped Safin , aJMrtcd colors In 9 nqunre Inch blocki , for I ncj Work. Quilts , faofa Cuihions , etc. Kaih tamped with a neat and graceful design to bo worked in Bilk. 1O cent * pei- pncUnee , postpaid. One copof tbe great popular ionic , "For the Flag I Die. Dear Mother. " regular 40 cent iheet maiic. lent freewill ! , -Ttry package. Addreit , > MRS. E. V. GLANPON. BARTLEY. NEB. A New England Incident. The young ladies of the New England conservatory of music in Boston , anticipating woman's suffrage , cast their votes for their favorite candidates on November 6. A par ticipant writes of the unique event as follows : Our scheme for election was somewhat inter fered with , but we had a good time neverthe less. We had a parade at 8 o'clock , which was witnessed by the faculty and other visit ors. The parade was headed by the speakers and singers. One girl dressed in a long black overcoat , white stockings and rubbers on her feet , a tall silk hat , a long white hand kerchief sticking out of one pocket , an old umbrella tied around with a string , and a big bottle of water under one arm , was the repre sentative for Woolley , the Prohibition candi date. McKinley and Bryan each had a speaker , also a singer for each side. Next came the band. The leader was dressed in a regular drum major's costume , and the band , numbering ten , wore white dresses , red ties , and blue sashes. Our instruments were combs. We made a heap of noise. Follow ing the band came the Democratic party , with all sorts of banners and inscriptions , about fifty strong. After this the drum corps with six small drums and a fife. Following the drum corps marched the Re publican party , about one hundred and fifty strong , all dressed in blankets , hair down their backs , and faces painted like Indians. Each squad of twenty had a captain dressed in uni form. Two policemen , dressed in policemen's coats and hats , tried to keep order. We marched down the main hall to Sleeper hall where we held a rousing meeting. The hall was decorated with placards of the respective parties , and great was the excitement when the leaders came in and placed the. pictures of their favorites on the stage. The Republi can leader happened to put her picture of Mc- Kmley so that it partly covered'Bryan's. . In a second a dozen Bryanites were on the sta e and had ' McKinley's picture torn down. Then ensued a lively tussle , and the two policemen were found inadequate to the task before them. Order was finally restored , and the speeches began ; when the Bryan girl nnemrS ted With a c ° n < inual hifs numbered them so much that we had our own way. When the McKuflev spoke she could scarcely be heard for the ! tmual cn " cheering for McKinley. Woolley ? resentative was listened to attentively speech the was very witty. The yd" ng all ng meeting was something ended wuh an election. didate's name. Vote foVone Bryan Democratic . . ' . ' McKinley. Republican . . . Woolley , Prohibition ' 1T The " ' * greatly relieved.