The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 09, 1900, Image 8

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VALUE
As in years past our
UNDERWEAR DEPARTMENT
will be one of the leading : attractions. Nev
er before have we been able to offer our
trade such extraordinary values in this line.
We ask the opportunity of proving : to you
that spot cash cuts a figure both in buying :
and selling : .
Don't buy until you have looked over
our line and heard the prices.
Yours for Business-
The Bee Hive , McCook , Neb ,
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V. FRANKLIN , PRESIDENT. A. C. EBERT , CASHIER.
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H. T. CHURCH , OSCAR CALLIHAN , C , H. WILLARD.
NORTH COLEMAN.
Spring Creek is not supplied with a minister
yet.
There is a vacation in district 74 of one
month. Miss Hannan will resume the school.
Several of the Colemanites , ladies included ,
look in the political entertainment at McCook
on Monday night.
Charles R. Herrick of Campbell , Neb. , is
expected to visit the Stryker family soon. He
is a nephew of Mrs. btryker.
Rev. Gould preaches at the Coleman
school-house , every other Sunday , at 3 o'clock.
Come and hear this worthy pastor.
Willie Ward had a bee to gather corn , last
Saturday morning. Miss Emma prepared a
bountiful dinner for the boys who did the
work.
The literary is running on full time , every
Friday night , at Spring Creek. There were
cveral quiet young debaters at the last ses
sion. All are cordially invited.
The Spring Creek teacher found the work
too hard as her health was not good , and two
weeks ago resigned her position. She was
much endeared to her pupils. She is very
kindly spoken of.
George Shepherd icturned on Saturday
irom his. sojourn of six months in the north
western part of the state. He had but one
day off during that time , July 4th. lie was
employed by a ranchman.
There was a gathering of 52 persons at the
home of G. H. Simmerman on Saturday
last , \base-ball game being the amusement.
The Coleman and Spring Creek teams played
and the Spring Creek boys carried off the
honors. A number received accidental
bruises. One was hit on the back of the head ,
and he could not go on with the game for
awhile , and he has suffered quite badly at
times since.
August Flower.
"It is a charming fact , " says Prof. Houton ,
"that in my travels in all pans of the world ,
for the last ten years , I have met more people
having used Green's August flower than any
oilier remedy , for dyspepsia , deranged liver
and stomach , and for constipation. 1 find for
tourists and salesmen , or for persons filling
office positions , where headaches and general
bad feelings from irregular habits exist , that
Green's August Flower is a grand remedy.
It does not injure the system by frequent use ,
and i& excellent for sour stomachs and indi
gestion. " Sample bottle free at A.McMillen's.
Sold by dealers in all civilized countries.
The average woman is not averse to being
looked after , for she is nearly always conceited
enough to think she commands every man's
admiration.
Six Frightful Failures.
Six terrible failures of six different doctors
nearly sent Wm. H. Mullen of Lockland , O. ,
to an early grave. All said he had a fatal
lung trouble and that he must soon die. But
he was urged to try Dr. King's New Discov
ery for Consumption. After taking five
bottles he was entirely cured. It is positively
guaranteed to cure all diseases of throat ,
chest and lungs , including coughs , colds , la-
grippe , pneumonia , bronchitis , asthma , hay
lever , croup , whooping cough , 50C and i.
Trial bottles tree at McConnell & Berry's.
Some people are so constituted that they
are unhappy unless they have something to
worry about.
There is probably no disease more distress
ing and annoying than piles , ' 'fabler's Buck
eye Pile Ojnt'ment is daily curing cases of
year's standing of itching and bleeding piles.
The cure begins on the first application , a
little perseverence makes the cure complete.
Price 50 cents in bottles. Tubes , 75 cents.
A. McMillen , druggist.
No maiden band of hope is a bus-band.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve will quickly
heal the worst burns and scalds and not leave
a. scar. It can be applied to cuts and raw
surfaces with prompt and soothing effect.
Use it for piles and skin diseases. Beware of
worthless counterfeits. McConnell & Berry.
No man ever flatters the woman he truly
loves.
It brings to the little ones priceless gift of
healthy flesh , solid bone and muscle. * That's
iwhat Kocky.Mountain Tea does. 35c. Ask
your druggist.
SOUTH SIDE.
In a close but decisive election Driftwood
has gone Republican.
Roy Jacobs will arrive home about Sunday ,
having left Lincoln , by wheel , Thursday
afternoon.
Roy Barnes has been home on a short vis
it , incidentally going to Driftwood schoolhouse -
house to vote , Tuesday.
W. S. Fitch , accompanied by his son Frank ,
came home from Lincoln , Monday night.
Frank returned to Lincoln , Tuesday night.
Among the familiar faces seen at Driftwood
school-house , last Tuesday , was that of Uncle
Jimmy Harris , who has been absent almost a
year. He is making a short visit in that
vicinity.
The Republican club is now a thing of the
past. They held their last meeting , last Friday
evening. There were numerous short ad
dresses among them being one by Sen. E. N.
Allen of Arapahoe. This was pronounced
the most successful meeting of the campaign
here.
Brave Explorers.
Like Stanley and Livingstone , found it
harder to overcome malaria , fever and ague ,
and typhoid disease germs than savage can
nibals ; but thousands have found that Electric
Bitters is a wonderful cure for all malarial
diseases. If you have chills with fever , aches
in back of neck and head , and tired , worn-out
feeling.a trial will convince you of their merit.
W. A. Null of Webb , III. , writes : "My child
ren suffered for more than a year with chills
and fever ; then two bottles of Electric Bitters
cured them. " Only 50 cents. Try them.
Guaranteed. Sold by McConnell & Berry.
The candidate who is unable to dodge
issues had better give up the job and go to
work.
McConnell & Berry , druggists , guarantee
every bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and will refund the money to anyone who is
not satisfied after using two-thirds of the con
tents. This is the best remedy m the world
for la grippe , coughs , colds , croup and whoop
ing cough and is pleasant and safe to take.
It prevents any tendency of a cold to result in
pneumonia.
The error of a moment may become the
sorrow of a lifetime.
"I have used Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and find it to be a
great medicine , " says Mr. E. S. Phipps , of
Poteau , Ark. "It cured me of bloody flux , I
cannot speak too highly of it. " This remedy
always wins the good opinion , if not praise ,
of those who use it. The quick cures which
it effects even in the most severe cases make
it a favorite everywhere. For sale by McCon
nell & Berry , druggists.
The front parlor is the most popular of all
court rooms.
To remove a troublesome corn or bunion :
First soak the corn or bunion in warm water
to soften it , then pare it down as closely as
possible without drawing blood and apply
Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily ; rub
bing vigorously for five minutes at each appli
cation. A corn plaster should be worn for a
few days , to protect it from the shoe. As a
general liniment for sprains , bruises , lame
ness and rheumatism , Pain Balm is unequaled.
For sale by McConnell & Berry , druggists.
There are no flies on Father Time. He is
always on the fly.
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There is no pleasure in life if you dread
going to the table to eat and can't rest at
night on account of indigestion. Henry Wil
liams of Booneville , Ind. , says he suffered
that way for years , till he commenced the use
of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure , and adds , "Now I
can eat anything I like and all I want and
sleep soundly every night. " Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure will digest what you eat. McConnell &
Berry.
The most effective blows are delivered in
the guise1of kind words.
You can't afford to risk your life by allow
ing a cough or a cold to develop into pneu
monia or consumption. One Minute Cough
Cure will cure throat and lung troubles
quicker than any other preparation known.
Many doctors use it as a specific for grippe.
It is an infallible remedy for croup. Children
like it and mothers endorse it. McConnell &
Berry.
rA DOSE OP JUSTICE.
LADLED OUT WITH A LIBERAL HAND
BY JUDGE HQKE.
The Court Connldcrn the Caae of Ari
zona SP.ID , General Bad Mfc.ii , anil
DlnpOMCH of It Without the Aifl of
' Advice From Ilia Lawyer.
[ Copyright , 1900 , by C. B. Lewis. ]
"This yere case , " said Judge Iloke.
as be called the court to order , "ap
peals to me' not only as the legally
elected and only jestice of the peace fur
the county of Cold Chuck , but to every
man In these dlggln's who carries a gun
and Is supposed to hev the sand to take
keer of hisself. It Is the case of Arizona
Sam versus Pete the Half Breed ,
and Sam is the complainant I see he's
got a lawyer yere to gab fur him , but
thnt lawyer won't hev no talkln to do.
"Let us begin at the bcglnniu. Ari
zona Sam strikes this town a year ago.
He has a yell like a fog horn and he
weighs 200 pounds. lie wears two
guns and a knife , and he bites the
tops off a dozen beer bottles to show
that he was born in a cyclone and cra
dled In a hurricane. He was sized up
fur a bad man , and fur months and
months he's bin cock of the walk. I
can't remember tlmt he's killed any
body , but that was bekase everybody
swallered his bluffs and stepped around
softly. He has defied the vigilance
committee and he has bluffed tills court ,
and It'll astonish ye to find out jest
what sort of o critter he is. Yesterday
mornin he ptarts over the hills fur Tin
Cup City. On the way he meets Pete
the Half Breed. Most of ye know
Pete and most of ye he" heard tliPt
he's got no backbone. Pete was ridin
his cayuse and Sam was hoofin It.
When they come together Sam holds
up his hand and says :
" 'Git off'n that hess ! '
" 'What fur ? ' asks Pete.
" 'Release I want him. '
" 'But he's mine. '
"Then Sam calls him a string of
names 40 rods long. He abuses Pete's
father and mother and all the rest of
"GTT OFF'X THAT BOSS ! "
his relations. He chauks his teeth
rolls his eyes and pulls his guns
wants that cayuse , and he wan
inside of two minutes. Ye may
that Pete , who hadn't any gun
him , turned pale and fell out of the
saddle with a thump , but ye'll be mis
taken if ye do. It took him some
leetle time to realize Jlie.t& uashun , but
he didn't skeer. Wlf&i he got things
straight he slid off his' critter oifcUlit
on to Sam. Did the bold , bad tffah who
has carried the county of Cold Chuck
in his pocket fur a year drill holes
through the half breed as he come ?
Fet a drill. Was thar an awful strug
gle lastiu half an hour before victory
perched on cither banner ? Not a j
struggle. That half breed , who was
thought to be a worm of the dust , takes
the bold , bad man by the nose and
leads -him around fur awhile. Then he
strips him of his weepins , pulls his
ears , slaps his jaw and kicks him
around a bend of the trail.
"What does the terrible terror of
Cold Chuck county do ? Hevin given
hisself away as a coward and a blowhard -
hard does he fall over a cliff that men
may furgit him ? Does he strike out
fur a p'int 1,000 miles away , that his
name may never be known ? Not
much. He comes right.back to town
and to me , and the fust thing he says
Is :
" 'Jedge , I want jestice. '
" 'What sort of jestice ? '
" 'Jestice fur bein held up and robbed
by Pete the Half Breed. '
" 'But why didn't ye shute ? '
" 'He skulked up on me. Gimme jes
tice , jedge gimme lots of it. '
"That was Arizona Sam , bold , bad
man , and I believed his yarn and sent
out a warrant and had Pete arrested.
I was calkerlatin to gin him a mighty
dose of jestice , but hearin his side of
the story has changed my mind. 'Sam ,
the bluffer , stand up. Are ye denyin
that wh'at Pete says is true ? '
" 'He lit on me mighty sudden ,
jedge , ' was the reply.
" 'But you didn't try to pull a gun ? '
" 'Mebbe not. '
" 'And you didn't fight ? '
" 'I don't think so. '
" 'That's 'nuff. Ye ar' simply a great
big blowhard and a bluffer , and ye've
made every good man in this town back
water. We'll be the laughin stock of
Tin Cup , Pine Hill and all the other
diggin's , and we'll feel the disgrace fur
five y'ars. I can't send ye to jail fur
bein a bluffer and a duffer , but I'm
goin to sentence ye to be booted from
this yere temple of jestice to the Red
Dog siloon , and if ye ain't over the
hill and out of town ten rninits later I
won't answer fur consequences. As
fur Pete , he is sot at liberty , and he
kin keep yer weepins and be the fust
man to apply the boot. The rest of us ,
includin the court , will fall in arter
him , and as ye feel yerself lifted cl'ar
off the earth I hope ye may come to
realize that though jestice is blind and
moves along like a kyote with two legs
broke , she keeps reachin out her hand
till she gits the right critter by the
neck. ' " M. QUAD.
The average man likes to point to
the good traits in his children as a
heritage from himself. Chicago News.
Pictures of Clothing do not
convey the character = = the
, -workmanship and style.
THEY BO NOT EVEN SHOW THE WRINKLES
We have some new wrinkles =
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les in Nobby Vestees and
3 = Piece Suits. In fact , ev =
erything in - MiBk
AND MEN'S CLOTHING
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Leading Clothier
McCook , - Nebraska
PUBLICATION OF SUMMONS.
To Richard Moore , non-resident : You are
hereby notified that Ida Moore , plaintiff , hus
filed her petition in the district court of Red
Willow county , Nebraskfltftho object and prayer
of which are to obtain a divorce from > on oil
the ground of abandonment uud for the care
and custody of her minor child.
You are required to answer said petition on
or before Monday , the 2fitli day of November ,
A. D. 1000. IDA MOOUE , Plaintiff.
By J. E. KELLEY her attorney. 10-19-lts.
To Cure La Grippe In Two Days.
Take Laxative liromo- Quinine Tablets.
All dui gists refund the money if it fails to
cure. E. W. Grove's name on every bottle.
250. 4-1.
There is a ymt difference between the lay
of a poet andAwe lay of a pullet.
jFor Sees "Wonders , .
Editor W. V. Barry of Lexington , Tenn. ,
in Bfering Mammoth Cave , contracted a
Kse of piles. His quick cure through
J&cklen's Arnica Salve convinced him
father world's wonder. Cures , piles ,
Res , milamation , and all bodily eruptions.
Jnly 25c at McConnell & Berry's.
Women are always in quest of something
but , a conquest seems to suit them beat.
Made Young Again.
"One of Lr. ) King's New Life Pills each
night for two weeks has put me in my 'teens'
igain" writes D. H. Turner of Dempseytown ,
Pa. They're the best in the world for liver ,
stomach and bowls. Purely vegetable. Never
jrine. Only 2 c at McConnell & Berry's.
Nothing is made in vain except the ex-
: remely fashionable girl she is-anaiden vain.
Many people worry b5 < * ause they.believe
: hey have heart disease. The chances are
.hat their hearts are all light but their stom-
ichs are unable to digest food. Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure digests whatyou eat and prevents
he formation of gas which makes the stom-
ich press against the heart. It will cure every
: orm of indigestion. McConnell & Berry.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the best
iver pills ever made. Easy to take and never
jripe. McConnell & Berry.
A shiftless fellow says it is a consolation to
enow that he cannot be sued for the debt of
lature.
If you have ever seen a child in the agony
) f croup you can realize how grateful mothers
ire for One Minute Cough Cure which gives
elief as soon as it is administered. It quickly
: ures coughs , colds an'd all throat and lung
roubles. McConnell & Berry.
To the youth in love there are but two
) laces in the world one where his sweet-
icart is and the other where she isn't.
White's Cream Vermifuge removes the un-
icalthy tissue upon which worms thrive ; it
> rings , and quickly , a healthy condition of
> ody , where worms cannot exist. Price 25
: ents. A. McMillen , druggist.
The king of Portugal weighs 305 pounds ,
> ut he does not sing a very heavy part in the
oncert of the powers.
"What is it a woman cannot do with a hair-
> in ? " asks an exchange. Well , she cannot
rim her toenails with it , for one thing.
When you \yant prompt acting little pills
hat never gripe use DeWitt's Little Early
Users. McConnell & Berry.
Why You Should Insist on Havin
Unequaled by any other.
Renders hard leather soft.
Especially prepared.
Keeps out water.
& heavy bodied oil.
M * m m * M *
n excellent preservative.
Reduces cost of your harness ,
f ever burns the leather ; its
Efficiency is increased.
Secures best service.
Stitches kept from breaking.
BS sold in all
Localities
Manufactured br
Standard Oil Company.
BALSAM
CURES COUGHS
McCOOK SURGICAL HOSPITAL ,
D. W. V. GAGE.
McCook , - - - Nebraska.
Office and Hospital over First National Bank
C. H. BOYLE ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
McCook , Nebraska.
Telephone 44. P. O. Building
DRY CREEK.
Jacob Crocker is quite sick.
Albert Kemp is herding cattle for Wm.
Sigwing.
W. C. Holbrook has been quite poorly for
the past week or two.
Mrs. Andrew Anderson , who has been very
sick , is now able to be about again.
Mrs. E. F. Duffey and son left on 6 , Monday
night , for their home in Galesburg , III.
Mrs. Alice Harmon , who has been visiting
.relatives in these parts , left on Monday night
for her home in Chicago.
George Cooper will leave , fore part of next
week , for Fillmore county. He does not in
tend to return for a year or more.
The new preacher is expected at the Pros
pect Park school-house , next Monday at II
o'clock a. m. Everyone is invited.
Elder Hardaway preached a very interest
ing sermon at the quarterly meeting here ,
Monday. He was assisted in the communion
service by Rev. Grigsby of McCook and Rev.
Tirrill of Fairview.
A Village Blacksmith Saved His Little
Son's Life.
Mr. H. II. Black , the well-known village
blacksmith at Grahamsville , Sullivan Co. , N.
Y. , says : "Our little son , five years old , has
always been subject to croup , and so bad have
the attacks been that we have feared many
times that he would die.Ve have had the
doctor and used many medicines , but Cham-
bei Iain's Cough Remedy ib now our sole re
liance. It seems to dissolve the tough mucus
and by giving frequent doses when the croupy
symptoms appear we have found that the
dreaded croup is cured before it gets settled. "
There is no danger in giving this remedy for
it contains no opium or other injurious drug
and may be given as confidently to a babe as
to an adult. For sale by McConnell & Berry.
Herbine sweetens the breath , brightens the
eyes and clears the complexion without the
slightest ill effects whatever , and ensures the
natural bloom of health. Price , 50 cents. A.
McMillen.
All are not hunters who blow their horns
some are trolley parties.
Never try to coax a cold or cough ; use the
remedy that unfailingly conquers both. Bal-
lard'sIHorehound syrup is the great specific
for all throat and lung troubles. Price 25 and
50 cents. A. McMillen , druggist.
A rural editor refers to his mother-in-law
as the "queen of terrors. "
Your blood goes through your body with
jumps and bounds , carrying warmth and ac
tive life to every part of your body , if you take
Rocky Mountain Tea. Ask your druggist.
No woman ever idolizes a man unless she is
self-deceived into thinking him much better
than he really is.
Both makers and circulators of counterfeits
commit fraud. Honest men will not deceive
you into buying worthless counterfeits of De-
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. The original is
infallible for curing piles , injuries , eczema
and skin diseases. McConnell & Berry.
Tribune ClubbingList. .
For convenience ot readers of THE TRIB
UNE , we have made arrangements with the
following newspapers andperodicals whereby
we can supply them in combination with THE
TRIBUNE at the following very low prices :
PUBLICATION. PRICE , . " "j ,
Detroit Free Press Si oo i 50
Leslie's Weekly. 400 300
Praine Farmer i oo 175
Chicago Inter-Ocean i oo i 35
Cincinnati Enquirer. I oo 150
New-York Tribune. I oo j 25
Demorest's Magazine i oo i 75
ToledoBIade I oo 125
Nebraska Farmer I oo 150
Iowa Homestead i oo 145
Lincoln Journal I oo 175
Campbell's Soil-Culture i oo ICQ
New-York World i oo i 65
Omaha Bee i oo i 50
Cosmopolitan Magazine i oo i § o
St. Louis Republic i oo 175
Kansas City Star 25 i jc
Nebraska Dairyman and Up-
to-Date Farmer 50 125
Kansas City Journal , weekly. 25 i jc
Kansas City Journal , daily. . . 4 oo 4 20
We are prepared to fill orders for any other
papers published , at reduced rates.
THE TRIBUNE , McCook , Neb.
H. P. SUTTON
JEWELER
MUSICAL GOODS
MeCOOK , NEBRASKA
DR. FICKES
Gold and Aluminum Plates
Crown and Bridge Work
Office over McConnell & Kerry's Drug Store
JOHN E. KELLEY ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW and
BONDED ABSTRACTEB
McCooK , NEBRASKA.
nt of Lincoln Land Co. Office- -
Rear of First National bank.
J. B. BALLARD ,
& DENTIST. ©
All dental work done at our office is guar
anteed to be first-class. We do all kinds of
Crown , Bridge and Plate Work. Dr. I. B.
Taylor , assistant.
McCook Transfer Line
J. H. DWYER , Proprietor.
attention paid to
hauling furniture. Leave orders
at either lumber yard.
F. D. BUKGESS ,
McCOOK , HEBR.
Iron. Lead and Sewer Pipe , Brass
Goods , Pumps , an Boiler Trimmings ,
Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse
Windmills. Basement of the Meeker-
Phillips Building.
spepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
approach it in efflcie&cv itin
and TO * " = * uigestlon.
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