The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, August 03, 1900, Image 8

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    This week we offer * ! \
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an 85-piece dinner set , of decorated -
rated semi-porcelain. You have a choice
of two colors for only $6.98. This set is
now on show in our window , and if you
are going : to buy a medium priced set 'of
dishes this season it will pay you to take
advantage of this offer. They will be on
sale just one week at this price.
THE BEE HIVE NEBRASKA
SOUTH SIDE.
Threshing is about over.
The grasshoppers are beginning to fly.
Roy Dutton is expected home , next Friday.
Roy Jacobs and Frank Fitch expect to go
to Oklahoma , shortly.
Remember the preaching , next Sunday at
3:00 p. m. ; all are cordially invited.
Ira Clark from the Willow has been thresh
ing in this locality , all the week , and is giv
ing good satisfaction.
Rev. Francis Lawson was one of the guests
at the South Side Union Sunday-school , last
Sunday , and very kindly took charge of the
Bible-class.
- Rev. W. J. Turner preached in South Side ,
last Sunday , and in spite of the fact that the
South Side editor forgot to mention it in last
week's issue , there was a good turn-out ; and
as usual we had the pleasure of listening to
one of his splendid sennons.
I. H. Wasson is having good success with
his gasoline engine in irrigating his farm.
The captain is the first to succeed in damming
Driftwood. It took about 150 loads of rock
and a large quantity of willows , besides a
great deal of hard work. The dam has al
ready withstood one freshet and is still in
good order. In this way he has a good supply
of water on hand and is irrigating several
acres.
The young folks of the Sunday-school , as
sisted by some of the older ones and two or
three outsiders , are beginning the work of
getting ready for the entertainment to be
given , the last of the month. The entertain
ment is to be in 'the nature of a concert and
the proceeds will go to make up the minis
ter's salary ; and if there is anything over it
will go to help purchase new books for the
Sunday-school , as the children need some
new books to sing from.
It has been demonstrated by experience
that consumption can be prevented by the
early use of One Minute Cough Cure. This
is the favorite remedy for cough , colds , croup ,
asthma , grippe and all throat and lung
troubles. Cures quickly. D. W. Loar.
COLEMAN.
Bert Wales' arm is about well.
George Ilowell is getting away with the
grasshoppeis.
Thomas Whitmer will build a new house in
the near future.-
Charles Bixler marketed hogs in McCook ,
close of last week.
Corn has "come out wonderfully since the
three inches of rainfall.
Matt Droll has purchased the William
Divine farm of 360 acres.
Maud Coleman is in Hayes county , this
week , visiting Lillie Beach.
James Kelley hauled out three loads of
lumber , last week , for improvements.
The hum of the threshing-machine is heard
in the land also of the grasshopper.
The presiding elder of the Methodist church
preached in the Coleman school-house , last
Sunday.
Mrs. Frank Brown and Mrs. Frank Bur
gess of McCook were in this township.
Wednesday.
To Cure La Grippe n Two Days.
Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails to
cure. E. W. Grove's name on every bottle.
25c. 4-1-
REDWILLOW.
Miss Maggie Kummer was so far recovered
that she was able to pay McCook a visit , last
Saturday.
Charlie Byfield having missed the oppor
tunities offered by the institute of this county
went up to Hayes Center to attend the insti
tute there.
Harvey Woodworth struck a paying job
before he had reached his destination in
Washington. Success to Harvey is the wish
of his old neighbors.
J. F. Helm has recently lost seven or eight
head of steers through their breaking out of
their enclosure and getting into a cane field
We learn that John Longnecker lost one head
from the same cause.
FIVE POINTS
about D.B.LoNGtSoN $
SPORTSMAN
5 * CIGARS
IThe SPORTSMAN a made of WHOLE LEAF by the
hands of the best American workmen.
SPORTSMAN is not doctored up to look good
2The
it Is good.
5The SPORTSMAN is the best-selling 5-cent cigar on
the market proof of its genuine merit.
4The S'PORTSMAN has been deservedly named "the
King of 5-cent cigars" by experienced smokers.
5 The SPORTSMAN is stamped with the name proof
that those responsible for it are not ashamed of it.
The Sportsman can be had of all dealers.
NAVE & flcCORD MERCANTILE CO. , Distributors ,
ST. JOSEPH , MO.
INOIANOLA.
Clark NlcClunjj and Ed Smith have gone to
Oklahoma.
The two new papers are expected to be is
sued , today.
F. E. Teel shipped his threshing outfit to
Trenton , first of the week.
Bill Hall , late catcher for. the In'dianola
club , left the city , this week.
Mr. and Mrs. S. R. Smith were McCook visitors -
itors , Thursday , on business.
Clark McClung arrived home , close of last
week , from his visit in Colorado.
Indianola has arranged for street sprinkling
advantages for the rest of the season.
John McClung was in McCook , Wednesday ,
talking with the "fans" on base-ball topics.
Del Teel has signed with Oxford for the
rest of the seasou , going down there on Mon
day.
day.Mr.
Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Allen were guests of
their daughter , Mrs. Ed. Jeffers of McCook ,
last Friday.
Postmaster McCool wandered up to the
county's capital , Wednesday evening , on a
little business.
The Indianola club defeated McCook , last
Saturday afternoon , on the home grounds , by
a score of 8 to 4.
The 'fans. " are all excitement over the
game of base-ball to be played here , next
Monday , August 6th , between the Indianola
and Oberlin clubs. The Oberlin club is one
of the best in Western Nebraska ; has defeated
Arapahoe 17 to I , McCook 12 to 8 , and Stock-
ville in two straight games. Indianola hasn't
j been defeated this season , and doesn't pro
pose to lose this game.
The county fair premium lists are out. They
are the easily-recognized product of Samuel
Randolph's smithy a typographic nightmare
with delerium tremens illumination. The
children cry for them ; young maidens go into
hysteria over them ; strong men faint at their
appearance , and job printers are moved with
a well-nigh irresistible impulse to boxercide
the blacksmith responsible for the monstros
ity. And yet Colonel Leather-Lungs bears
eloquent tribute to their artistic execution.
Roderick Dim Sutherland , who by grace of
the sadly mistaken judgment of the good people
ple of this district , is now rattling around in a
seat in congress , addressed the people of this
place and vicinity , last Saturday afternoon ,
on the "living issues of the day" as the bills
announced.
After ringing in his usual assoitment of
"warming up" jokes of ancient vintage , he
still further digressed from the "living issues
of the day" by attempting to disparage and
discredit a special telegram that recently ap
peared in the Nebraska dailies regarding the
splendid yield of wheat on the farm of Farmer
Morlan , the Republican nominee , and who
will be the next congressman from the Fifth
Nebraska district. Roderick Dhu , like the
typical anti-everything that he is , didn't be
lieve it even the absolutely unanswerable
wheat-in-the-bin argument is no trouble to
him ; he was the head-push and exclusive promoter
meter of a campaign of pure and undefiled
"principle , " and would give the Republicans
of the Fifth district enough of the "warming-
pan" should he be renominated , being utterly
blinded to the pathetic fact that the longsuffering
fering people of the district have already had
more than enough of the "warming-pan" al
ready.
He took an apologetic snap-shot at free
and unlimited coinage of silver , 16 to I , and
then passed on hastily to a description of W.
J. Bryan's superb and unyielding "steel"
spinal column. It is marvelous how these 16
to i-ers now despise the step by which they
were dragged from obscurity into the bright
white light of publicity and the allurements
of the public teat ! The touch-stone of free
silver seems to have lost its saving power ;
and they are more than ready to drop the
contention.
But anti-militarism and anti-imperialism ,
something , anything with anti in it , he rolled
over in his mouth like a sweet and juicy
morsel ; charging Republican departure from
the ways of the immortal Lincoln and paying
a tribute to his ideal the volunteer army.
We believe , however , that he made no ex
tended remarks ( tossed no bouquets ) con
cerning Colonel Bryan's brief but brlliant
volunteer service. Then he waxed fearful
that our conditions might make necessary a
standing army of 100,000 men , and agonized
over the expense account. Here is where the
average Fusion orator shines ! Here is where
he refers to the great common people , the
down-trodden masses ! Here is where pathet
ically and with tearful detail he loves to dwell
upon , who pays the'freight ? Here Roderick
Dhu was in his glory in the highest ! Oh ,
my countrymen !
Perhaps half of the address was devoted to
remarks concerning the administration's treat
ment of the Porto Ricans. He spoke of the
recommended 25 per cent tariff , but evidently
forgot the passed tariff of considerably lower
percentage ; playing the demagogue by leav
ing the false impression of the higher tariff
being ruthlessly imposed on a starving pee
ple. He failed to mention the generous aid
extended by the administration. This "crime"
he charged to the sugar and tobacco trusts ,
and "proved" by the constitution that any
tariff is unconstitutional between different
sections of the United States. Observe , gentle
reader , what lovers of the constitution are
some of the lawyer-politicians of the Fusion
ranks. It's a strong suit with them in fooling
the people some of the time.
Then he touched the harp lightly on the
terrible , man-eating trust question. He did
not mention the Tammany ice trust , but
thought the fact that six billion dollars worth
of industrial stock had entered such combina
tions during the past three years "looked sus
picious , " and while the evidence would not
hang , it warranted "ten dollars and costs. "
( Observe the conspicuous effort to play to the
gallery. )
In closing he made several admissions and
statements quite overcoming for innate mod
esty : He didn't have time to point out "All
the iniquity of our Republican friends he
could talk two weeks on the subject. " .He
certainly has the two qualifications leather
lungs , and lies. "We are , " he admitted be
tween blushes , "noted above all things else
for our honesty. " "I would not , " he modest
ly agreed with himself , "if I could , and coujd
not if I would , make any mis-statements in
your hearing. " Another Daniel come to judg
ment , surely ! And again , "For myself , I am
not a farmer , but a lawyer. " Not a farmer ,
but a farmer of the farmers. The record in
the case is that Roderick Dim is a politician
first and a lawyer incidentally ; a politician of
the "warming-pan" kiss-the babies , how-do-
you-do sort. Pretends to know everybody in
a crowd of absolute strangers , and shakes
hands promiscuously , simulating a great in
terest in the family and crops , and all that
sort of peanut politics. It remains to be seen
whether he can fool a majority of the people
of the Fifth district even a third time. We
think not.
After many intricate experiments , scientists
.have discovered methods for obtaining all the
natural digestants. These have been com
bined in the proportion found in the human
body and united with substances that build
up the digestive organs , making a compound
called Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests
what you eat and allows all dyspeptics to eat
plenty of nourishing food while the stomach
troubles are being radically cured by the
medicinal agents it contains. It is pleasant
to take and will give quick relief. D. W.
Loar.
The law holds both maker and circulator
of a counterfeit equally guilty. The dealer
who sells you a dangerous counterfeit of De-
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve risks 'your life to
make a little larger profit. You can not trust
him. DeWitt's is the only genuine and orig
inal Witch Hazel Salve , a well known cure
for piles and all skin diseases. See that your
dealer gives you DeWitt's Salve. D. W.
LToar.
BANKSVILLE.
A. V. Olmstead rides in a new buggy now.
Quite a number are still busy stacking their
grain.
Rev. J. E. Tirrill preached at the Dodge
school-house , last Sunday.
Will Tuttle is threshing his rye and wheat
on N. J. Johnson's place , this \veek.
J. H. Relph has been helping J. E. Dodge
with his threshing , the past week.
Wm. Relph was threshing the wheat on his
Kansas farm , Wednesday and Thursday. It
yielded over ten bushels per acre.
The Banksville ball club visited Herndon ,
Kansas , last Sunday , and came home victor
ious over the club there. Score , 10 to II.
Last Tuesday was reported to be the hottest
day of the year by some who watched the
thermometer on the shady side of the house.
Mr. and Mrs. J. II. Relph and family were
among those who attended the surprise party
at F. S. Lofton's , Tuesday night , the occasion
being his 34th birthday. About fifty guests
were present. Ice cream and cake were
served.
A gentleman recently cured of dyspepsia
gave the following appropriate rendering of
Burns' famous blessing : "Some have meat
and can not eat , and some have none that
want it ; but we have meat and we can eat ,
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be thanked. " This
preparation will digest what you eat. It con
stantly relieves and radically cures indigestion
and all stomach disorders. D. W. Loar.
Constipation , impaired digestion and a tor
pid liver , are the most common ailments that
are responsible for that tired , listless , fagged-
out feeling that makes the summer a dreaded
period to so many people. Herbine will cure
constipation , it improves the digestion , and
arouses the liver to normal activity. Price ,
50 cents. A. McMillen.
McCook Transfer Line
J. H. DWYER , Proprietor.
attention paid to
hauling furniture. Leave orders
at either lumber yard.
F. D. BURGESS ,
Plumber
McCOOK , NEBR.
Iron. Lead and Sewer Pipe , Brass
Goods , Pumps , an Boiler Trimmings ,
Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse
Windmills. Basement of the Meeker-
Phillips Building.
The Kind You Have Always Bought , and \vhicli lias been ,
in use for over 30 years , lias borne tlio signature of
and lias been made under his per
sonal supervision since its infancy.
Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits , Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but
Experiments that trifle \vith and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment *
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil , Pare
goric , Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. Ifc
contains neither Opium , Morpnino nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles , cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It . .assimilates the Food , regulates the
Stomach and Bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. *
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORA ! ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
The KM You tee Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENTAUR COMPANY. 77 MURRAY STREET. NEW YORK CITY.
For burns , injuries , piles and skin diseases
use DeWitt's Witch Ha/el Salve. It is the
original. Counterfeits may be offered. Use
onlv DeWitt's. D. W. Loar.
H. P. STJTTON
JEWELER
MUSICAL GOODS
McCOOK , - NEBRASKA
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. It is the latest discovereddigest-
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. It in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia , Indigestion , Heartburn ,
Flatulence , Sour Stomach , Nausea ,
Sick Headache , Gastralgia.Crampsand
all other results of imperfect digestion.
FriceSOc. and 81. Large sire contains 2H times
email size. Book all about dyspepsia mailedf ree
Prepared fey E. C. DeWITT a CO. . Crjlcaao.
D. "W. LOAR , Druggist.
C. H. BOYLE ,
.ATTORNEY . AT LAW
; . . McCook , Nebraska.
j Telephone 44. P. O. Building :
| McCOOK SUBGICAL HOSPITAL ,
| D.W. V.GACE.
McCook. - - - Nebraska.
j Office and Hospital over First National Hank.
JOHN E. KELLEY.
ATTORNEY AT LAAV
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j McCooK , NEBRASKA.
E3y Afjent of Lincoln Land Co. Office- -
Rear of First National bank.
DR. JOHN McPnEE ,
DENTIST.
. . . . of Chicago.
-Office over McConnell LS : Uerry's.
J. B. BALLARD.
© DENTIST. Q
All dental work done at our office is guar
anteed to be first-class. We do all kinds of
Crown , Bridge and Plate Work. Dr. I. B.
Taylor , assistant.
V. FRANKLIN , PRESIDENT. A. C. EBERT , CASHIER.
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Paid Up Capital , § 50,000. Surplus , § 5000
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i DIRECTORS =
V. FRAHKLIN , W.F.McFARLAND , A. C. EBERT , #
H. T. CHURCH , OSCAR CALLIHAN' ' , C. H. WILLARD.
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A BLIND MAN
Is one who fails to profit by experience , even though he has use of both eyes without the aid of
glasses. Time and again people buy clothing that is half made and containing mostly "Shoddy
and Flock. " Remember that three years among you has taught you that we carry no satinet
goods in the house ; what you buy of us is reliable and made by the best equipped factories in the
in the country. Our prices are the lowest named for good goods ; we carry no other.
beutfdje
FRANK J. MORGAN , McCook , Nebraska.