You're not feeling just right this spring , are you ? Somehow , you haven't your old-time strength , cannot take hold of things with your usual push and energy. You just drag around , fairly well one day , not so well the next. You are wretched , disconsolate , discouraged ; you are miserable. That's Nerve Poverty To be rich in nerve power you should take a good spring medicine , something that will give you pure and rich blood. A perfect Sarsaparilla will do this every time ; not a cheap Sarsaparilla , not one that promises you a great deal of bulk for your money ; but a highly concentrated Sarsaparilla , one that has more cure in it than any other Sarsaparilla in the world. "The only Sarsaparilla made under the persona ! supervision of three graduates : a graduate in pharmacy , a graduate in chemistry , and a graduate in medicine. " $1.00 a bottle. All druggists. "For thirty-five years J have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla. There are many other kinds on the market , but I have great faith in that word "Ayer's. " N. MUSESICR , St. Anthony , Iowa. A school teacher lately put the ques tion : "What is the higest form of an imal life ? " "The giraffe. " responded a bright member of the class. Tit-Bits. I Of nearly 1,000 dealers in oleomar garine in Philadelphia , only thirty- one have both federal and state li censes. The longest way arouns is the short est way home. Use Magnetic Starch it lias no equal Puffs under the eyes ; red nose ; pimple- blotched , greasy face don't mean hard drink ing always as much as it shows that there is BILE IN THE BLOOD. It is true , drink ing and over-eating overloads the stomach , but failure to assist nature in regularly dis posing of the partially digested lumps of food that are dumped into the bowels and allowed to rot there , is what causes all the trouble. CASCARETS will help nature help you , and will keep the system from filling with poisons , will clean out the sores that tell of the sys tem's rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure becomes unshapely , the breath foul , eyes and skin yellow j in fact the whole body land of fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to help nature you lay the foundation for just such troubles. CASCARETS will carry the poisons out of the system and will regulate you naturally and easily and without gripe or pain. Start to-nigfht one tablet keep it up for a week and help the liver clean up the bowels , and you will feel right , your blood will be rich , face look clean , eyes bright. Get a JOc box of CASCARETS take as directed. If you are not cured or satisfied you get your money back. Bile bloat is quickly and permanently CURED BY CATHARTIC JOc ALL 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will send a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company , Chicago or New York , mentioning advertisement and paper. 420 Your clothes will not crack if you use Magnetic Starch. The Empress Eugenie has entered her seventy-fifth year , having been born on May 5 , 1826. Hint to Ilontekeeper * . To preserve summer skirts and dresses use "Faultless Starch. " All grocers , lOc. Mrs. McKlnley confesses to having crocheted 4,000 pairs of slippers. Keep looking young and lave your hair. It * color and beauty with I'AHKZK'S lUitt UALSAX. HINDEBCOBNB , the belt cure for coral. IScti. Lord Roberts weighs a little more than 100 pounds. Fallluc of the Hnlr is caused by dandruff. Coke Dandruff Cure will stop it or money refunded. $1.00. The cemeteries around London cov er 2,000 acres. There Ja n Clnan of People Who are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed In all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-0 , made of pure grains , that takes the place of coffee. The moat delicate stomach receives it without distress , and but few can tell It from coffee. It does not cost over one-fourth as much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15 cents and 25 cent * per package. Try It. Ask lor GRAIN-O. The seventeen-year locusts are about due. Dyspepsia is the bane of the human system. Protect yourself against its ravages by the use of Beeman's Pepsin Gum. The harm of a creed is in convert ing It from a staff into a club. Clunp Binder Twine , Our readers will do well to write T. M. Roberts' Supply House , Minneapo lis. Minn. , before buying. See offer in another part of this paper. The firm -thoroughly reliable. Important to Mothers. Ex-mine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA , a afe and i-ure remedy for infants and ; children , and sec that it Bear ? the Signature of _ la Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought No parent weeps over the fact that the boy outgrows his clothes. Try Magnetic Starch it will last longer than any other. The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at a time. Ladio-i Can Wear Shoes. One size smaller after usingAllen's Foot- Ease , a powder. It makes tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen , hotswcating > , aching feet , ingrowing1 nails , corns and bunions. All druggists and shoe stores , 25c. Trial package FREE by mail. Ad dress Allen S. Olmsted , LeRoy , N.Y. Good avice to Admiral Dewey : "Don't give up the ship. " Yonkers Statesman. Binder Twine at T..OW Prices. If you want n special inside price on binder twine , either Sisal , Standard or Manila , cut this notice out and mail to SEAUS , ROEBUCK & Co. ( Binder Twine Department ) , Chicago , stating about , how much twine you will require and how soon you will want it , and they will save you mono ? by quoting you a price th.it will either secure your order or compel the party who supplie- . you to sell to you at a lower price than he otherwise wnuiii Forty-five Years in Service. Edward C. Delano , the new superin tendent of school in Chicago , first be came attached io the city's public school system forty-four years ago as an assistant teacher. He has since continued in the service of the board of education , working his way step by step to his present position. Annie Ril y , Girl Ulcssenfjer. City Clerk Donovan , of Boston , has chosen for his messenger a 17-year- old girl , Miss Annie G. Riley , the first of her sex to hold such a position in Boston. The civil service commission ers being unable to supply a girl in response to Mr. Donovan's request , he chose his own messenger. Tantalizing His Wife Chicago Post : "Some of the most successful men in politics , " he said thoughtfully , "have been those who have had little to say. " Naturally she v.-as indignant. "There you go ! " she exclaimed. "Al ways doing your best to discourage women. " What We're All Coming To Chronicle-Telegraph : "What , mind ing the baby ? " said Northside , as he entered Manchester's home and found his friend agitating the cradle. "Yes , " replied Manchester. "I've got down to bedrock. " Same Old Story. Harper's Bazar : First Deaf Mute "We all have our troubles. " Second Deaf Mute "That's so ; I have to tie my wife's hands so she won't talk in her sleep. " The Baroness Burdett-Couits has just entered on her 86th year. Since she became the possessor of her for tune , in the year of the queen's ac cession , the baroness has spent in charity , it has been estimated , a mil lion of money , out of 1,800,000 she then inherited. An old friend of Mrs. Hetty Green said the other day : "Whatever may be related of her economy , I happen to know that she never refused a le gitimate request for charity. She is one of the kindest-hearted women in the world. " Words are but wind , but blows are unkind. We received the following telesraai from onr buyer which explains Itself : "Purchased three hundred seventy-five thousand (575,000) pounds NEW STANDARD BINDING TWINE. Price enables u ? to sell at nine so en-eljrnths (9 1. Twine will arrhe promptly. I congratulate you. " This usw binding twine will be placed on Bale by us May 25th. and will be < soM by us until ints lot'is pone atT < cents for Standard and im cents for Manila Mixed. Inorderlnr this twine. ORDER AS No. 57 NEW STANDARD TWINE AT 9 7-B CENTS AND Ho. 77 MANILA MIXED AT II 7-8 CENTS. IT IS our friends and customers ' " ' will appreciate c tWs otT 'we"will be'able toYbfp byMay 29th , as the twine reaches us by fast freight. The above telegram was received May 22. Send for agricultural Implement catalogue. _ n rsc3rr3 rc 3 CM IC E I \ / LJIIOCT 717-719-721 NICOLLET AVENUE , T. M , ROBERTS SUPPLY HOUSC3 718-720-722 FIRST AVENUE s. . MINNEAPOLIS , TO GIVE DP British Officers Are at Johannesburg Dic tating Terms. PLACE SECURED WITHOUT EFf ORT All the Torce * From tlut Forts Around 1'retorla UliuilMcd 1'reslclont Kru- ger < lof to WnlrrvMlboRnu Kvcry- thiiig Quiet , but tlit- Crowd * Kxiiectiuit. PRETORIA , May 31. British army officers are now at Johannesburg dic tating terms of surrender. The British advance guard is half way between Johannesburg and Pre toria .It is reported that tSore Is a force also at Haterly. All the forces have been dismissed from the forts around Pretoria. President Kruger Is now at Water- valboven. At a public meeting called this morning by the burgomaster of Pre toria a committee was appointed to keep public order. The committee con sists of Judge Gregorowski , Nel Charles Marals , Loveday De Vllliers , Seederburg and F. Grobeler. LONDON , May 31. 2 a. m. The Daily Mail publishes the following dis patch from the earl of Rosslyn , who was a prisoner at Pretoria , but who , as a civilian , appears to have been re leased : "PRETORIA , Wednesday , May 30. 11:40 a. m. Pretoria will be occupied in about two hours without resistance. The president has gone to Waterval- boven. Burgomaster de Souza is authorized to receive the British. He , with an influential committee of citizens , in cluding Chief Justice Gregorowski , has been appointed to preserve life and property during the interregnum. "Everything is quiet , but crowds are waiting expectantly in Church square for the arrival of the British. " OTIS ARRIVES ON THE MEADE. Transport Saluted us it Kilters the Ilarlior. SAN FRANCISCO , May 31. The transport Meade arrived from Manila tonight with Major General E. S. Otis aboard. As the transport entered the harbor a salute of thirteen guns was fired and a number of gaily decorated tugs and launches went out to meet it. The quarantine officers boarded the Meade and it was headed toward the quarantine station at Angel is land. General Otis will not land to night. A number of officers detailed by General Shafter went out in a tug to greet General Otis and consult him about having a detachment of troops escort him from < he landing to his hotel. FIVE AMERICANS ARE KILLED. Filipino Torco Sweeps Through u Gar- risoii Town Senr Mnulla. MANILA , May 31. On Tuesday night a party of insurgents reached San Miguel de Mayamo , province of Bulucan , Luzon , garrisoned by three companies of the Thirty-fifth volunteer infantry. They swept through the sur prised town , shooting right and left , killing five Americans and wounding seven. Captain Charles D. Roberts and two privates are missing. No Filipino dead were discovered. San Miguel de Mayumo is a few miles from Manila. While a band under the escort of the troops of the Forty-sixth infantry was moving from Hang to Sllang , within twenty-five miles of Manila , it was attacked by Ladrones , three of the party being killed. Bryan LJoomerH : o X'urade. KANSAS CITY , May 31. One thou sand Nebraskans will march in the pa rade arranged by the local committee for the democratic national convention here on July 4. They will consist of the Bryan Home Guards , 100 strong ; the Bryan Continental Guards , 100 ; the Traveling Men's Bryan club , ouj , all of Lincoln , and the Jacksonian club of Omaha , 500 strong. Each club will bring its own band. Headquarters had previously been arranged for the Oma ha crowd and today contracts were closed by M. D. Welch of Lincoln for quarters for the Lincoln men. Twelve special coaches will bring -n the Lin coln men. Memorial Day at . ' .fa nil a. MANILA , May 31. Memorial day was observed here as a general holi day. Military ceremonies were held at the various stations and salutes were fired from the forts at Cavite and Manila. A military escort pro ceeded to the Malate cemetery , where the graves of the United States sol diers were decorated and an address made by a chaplain. Memorial exercises were held also in the theater , at which a number of ad dresses were delivered , interspersed with vocal and instrumental music. English and Germans Clash. LONDON , May 31. While the towns people at Fleetwood were cheering the announcement that Lord Roberts had occupied Johannesburg the German crew of the Henrietta , an English ves sel that was sold to a German firm , cheered President Kruger. Several conflicts occurred between the Germans and the English and the chief officer of the Henrietta was mobbed. Ulti mately the police force was doubled. Capture Rebels ami Arras. MANILA , May 31. Lieutenant Jens E. Stedjc of Company L , Forty-seventh volunteers , commanding a scouting party in the southern part of Albay province , had several engagements with tne insurgents , in which seven teen of the enemy were killed and. twenty-three , including a captain , were captured. Six explosive bombs and a number of valuable insurgent documents also fell into ( he hands of the Americans. The scouts burned the town of Yubi , the headquarters of the rebels. Sergeant Brickley was killed during a slight engagement near Higao , province of Albay , yesterday. MEN LIKE BARGAINS. A Tailor Confc tH Trick * of Uio "AIIaUIT Clothing Tnule. A downtown tailor who charges large prices for his clothes has profit ed by the system of the misfit clothing stores this winter , and on the strength of It he has had work enough to keep his employes busy all winter , says the New York Sun. "Just after the hol idays , " he said , In explaining his ; scheme , "my business Is usually dull. I had a lot of good hands whom I didn't want to discharge , and I thought I -would employ them In making up overcoats that would fit the average man and take my chances of dispos ing of them. I have a lot of regular customers who did not get new over coats this year. I had the measure ments of a number of such men In mind when I had the coats cat out. When one was finished I dropped a , note to a man whom I knew it would fit , telling him I had a misfit coat which I thought would suit him. He came around promptly and bought it for $65. I would have made him the same coat to order early in the sea son for $70 , but that wouldn't have pleased him half so much as getting a misfit that just fitted him. Men are just as fond of bargains as women. I could afford to sell the clothes which I made in this way cheaper than If they had been made to order during the rush season. The men worked on them between regular jobs. Nearly all the clothes which I have thus far manufactured on speculation I have sold for good prices. Men who wouldn't order a coat have bought coats which they have thought were misfits , but which , in reality , were made after their own measr.rements. Each of these customers has felt that I was doing him a favor in notifying him of the misfit. " SCARED A GIRL Into HjHtrrlrs and In Sued For SR.OOO IiiiiiiK ISy Her FatlHT. Walllngford ( Conn. ) special to the New York Journal : Charles L Par- malee , president of the Wallingford Golf Club , society leader and promi nent business man of Wallingford , one dark evening ran at Ethel Bartholo mew the of , sixteen-year-old daughter another prominent business man , and cried "Booh ! " to startle her. He fright ened the girl in real earnest , and when he said , "Why , don't you know rno , Ethel ? It's all a joke , " the girl was in a dead faint. The fainting fit was followed by an attack of hysterics. With Miss Bartholomew at the time was her school chum , Clara Booth. Parmalee apologized for his act , and took the two girls to Miss Booth's home. Ethel Bartholomew did not re cover there. The hysterical attacks continued , and according to the papers in a suit for $5,000 damages that has been brought by the girl's father , James Bartholomew , against Parma- lee , she is now on the verge of nervous prostration , and lies in a critical con dition in a ? anitarium , in danger of never recovering her health and san ity. Parmalee has expressed his sorrow row at the result of his joke , and his friends have tried to pacify Bartholo mew , but the father will listen to no peace overtures. The formal suit for damages was filed to-day. Ghost I'liiyvtl I'lano. West Point correspondent New York Herald : Residents of Rugertown , a suburb of the post , are interested in a weird concert which was given one night this week in the parlor of the home of Andrew Kuhn. a private of the army service detachment. The performance did not begin until just as the old clock in the tower of the academic building had struck the hour of midnight , the artist was invisibly and ghostly sonatas , symphonies and the like were rendered in wonderful style. It seems that Kuhn , who is an old resident of the post , had retired with his family for the night , when they were aroused by very loud and thrilling piano playing. The sound seemed to be coming from the parlor. Upon their entering the room they found it quite deserted. The piano lid was closed , but some invisible agency was sounding the keys. They were badly frightened. It might have been a cat , but the piano was closed , or it might have been rats nibbling the strings , but the strings have been found to be uninjured. A Glimpie at The general public , even in London itself , needs to be told what Lloyds is , and so it will be better to state at the outset that it is the greatest center of the shipping interest all over the world and it is surprising that , unlike its near neighbor , the Stock Exchange , it is so little known. Mr. Frederick M. Kenward contributes to Harmsworth's Magazine an exceedingly interesting' article descriptive of the old institu tion. Lloyds owes its name to its founder , a. Mr. Edward Lloyd , the pro prietor of a coffee house at Tower Street , the earliest mention of which is about 1668. It was to this coffee house that persons connected with shipping used regularly to resort ; and Mr. Lloyd , who seems to have been a man of considerable enterprise , took care to collect all news and information he possibly could in connection with his customers' business until his coffee house gradually came to be looked upon as the headquarters oC-alljmari- * time business , and rine insurance. Tra < lo la Fro/eii Meats. New Zealand's frozen meat trade with Great Britain now equals about 13,600 sheep a day or some 0,500,000 annuml